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onikami
01-01-2005, 01:58 PM
Who would you say are your top 10 unattractive ugly boxers? Boxers that you would not want your sister to date.

If possible, please add pictures.

Johnny_Rocket
01-01-2005, 02:29 PM
Dunno about top 10 but B-Hop is definantly up there

jack_the_rippuh
01-01-2005, 02:39 PM
Well the thing with B-Hop is that he just has bad teeth.
If you want to talk all around ugly. I would have to say this guy..
http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/39554000/jpg/_39554955_tarver300.jpg

WidowTaker40
01-01-2005, 02:45 PM
Fernando Vargas looks like a special olympic participant and there are MANY others, like James Toney, Zab Judah and Mike Tyson, who look two chromosomes removed from being cro-magnon.

jack_the_rippuh
01-01-2005, 02:48 PM
James Toney is a neanderthal...

Johnny_Rocket
01-01-2005, 03:02 PM
James Toney is a neanderthal...

LMAO!!! So is Joe Frazier.... Kiltchsko is pretty damn ugly and goofy looking too. Holyfield too with that god awful dirty sanchez mustache thing

IwatchBoxing
01-01-2005, 03:06 PM
Ebo Elder and Yanqui Diaz

WidowTaker40
01-01-2005, 03:13 PM
I heard Daniel Zaragoza was an ugly flucker but have never seen a picture of him. Jirov looks very slavic with HUGE cheekbones and eyes that are sunk in, definitely unusual looking. Hamed is the funniest looking boxer I have ever seen as he looks like a caricature.

onikami
01-01-2005, 03:18 PM
Fernando Vargas looks like a special olympic participant and there are MANY others, like James Toney, Zab Judah and Mike Tyson, who look two chromosomes removed from being cro-magnon.

Dont really think Tyson is that ugly to be honest. I'm sure if he didn't have the face tattoo and conducted his personal life like a gent, most girls would find him attractive.

neils7147933
01-01-2005, 03:36 PM
They don't get much uglier than Mitch Green....


http://img9.exs.cx/img9/5263/mitchsface3ym.jpg

http://img9.exs.cx/img9/5563/mugshot24sb.jpg

http://img9.exs.cx/img9/8797/pose39lh.jpg

http://img9.exs.cx/img9/2320/card29cy.jpg

neils7147933
01-01-2005, 03:38 PM
...unless you're Leon Spinks!

http://linux.tc3net.com/daclmi/leon279.gif

http://altura.speedera.net/ccimg.catalogcity.com/210000/214800/214882/Products/8355439.jpg

http://www.kskssports.com/ksks_sports/sports_illustrated/1970s/images/si7264.jpeg

WidowTaker40
01-01-2005, 03:44 PM
The sad thing about Leon Spinks is that he was unemployed and destitute for MANY years, despite making millions of dollars, and ultimately found a job working as a custodian for the Charlotte Hornets. Sad and pathetic really. :(

jabsRstiff
01-01-2005, 03:44 PM
Who would you say are your top 10 unattractive ugly boxers? Boxers that you would not want your sister to date.

If possible, please add pictures.

Who cares if your sister's other is good-looking or not ?
Unless you plan on ****in' him yourself....I'd like to believe you'd be more concerned that he was a decent guy, with a decent job or something....

jpboxer3
01-01-2005, 03:48 PM
Nicolay Valuev
http://curienova.com/picturevaluev.jpg

boxing fan
01-01-2005, 03:52 PM
Nicolay Valuev
http://curienova.com/picturevaluev.jpg

Say what you will, but if they ever re-make The Addams Family, there's no need for an open casting call when it comes to Lurch...

elveiel
01-01-2005, 04:15 PM
Sven "pretty boy" ottke :D

http://www.koesterundco.de/foto/fotoseiten/boxer/ottke01.JPG

!! Anorak
01-01-2005, 04:20 PM
Basically any black boxer, particularly the poor ones. Oh, and Klitschko - all those foreigners.

The only boxers I find good looking are white Americans - I'd bum them till the cows come home.

!! Anorak
01-01-2005, 04:21 PM
James Toney and Joe Frazier look like retarded spastic gorillas - while Klit looks like a mongol.

Great thread!

Ranger2408
01-01-2005, 04:24 PM
man you really want to push the racist thread?:(

IwatchBoxing
01-01-2005, 04:26 PM
Post a picture of Ebo Elder after his last fight :D

WidowTaker40
01-01-2005, 04:27 PM
I do not think looks is particular to race as there are as many funny looking black and latino fighters as there are white fighters.

Elder, Toney, Zaragoza and Valuev could of formed a fellowship, like the one in the Lord of the Rings series, lol. :D

rsl
01-01-2005, 04:31 PM
Geez there's too many to name and a top 10 would have too many ties.... The one that comes to mind is definitely James Toney and Pac's another one

neils7147933
01-01-2005, 04:35 PM
Post a picture of Ebo Elder after his last fight :D

I couldn't find one. Trust me, I looked. That guy makes Wayne Llewellyn look pretty!

IwatchBoxing
01-01-2005, 04:37 PM
I couldn't find one. Trust me, I looked. That guy makes Wayne Llewellyn look pretty!
Yanqui Diaz?He looks like a lizard :D

dodge
01-01-2005, 04:39 PM
James Toney, B hop and nicolay definetley. Mike Tyson can get Chicks.

!! Anorak
01-01-2005, 04:43 PM
Just to clarify - my two posts were supposed to be satirical of this thread and some of its answers so far.

Why is BHop supposed to be ugly anyway? He's not ugly.

Mr. Untouchable
01-01-2005, 04:49 PM
http://images.usatoday.com/sports/boxing/_photos/2003-09-24-dokiwari-inside.jpg
Ducan Dokiwari

WidowTaker40
01-01-2005, 04:54 PM
Mike Tyson looks like a criminal, and this has nothing to do with his race, with his gold teeth, facial tattoo and overall appearance. NOBODY I know would entertain even dating him let alone doing anything else with him.

dodge
01-01-2005, 05:03 PM
Mike Tyson looks like a criminal, and this has nothing to do with his race, with his gold teeth, facial tattoo and overall appearance. NOBODY I know would entertain even dating him let alone doing anything else with him.
Robin Givens married the guy!

IwatchBoxing
01-01-2005, 05:05 PM
I can picture Mike pimping women without being famous.That is how I base my opinion :cool:

jack_the_rippuh
01-01-2005, 05:07 PM
Riddick Bowe was and still is pretty ugly too..

WidowTaker40
01-01-2005, 05:08 PM
She married him for money. His last wife was a dentist, now do you think she would have even looked at Tyson more than once if he did not have money. Hell no.

Mosley~s wife, Jin Mosley, I do not think would have married Shane if not for his money. Money matters. That is the ugly reality of life.

!! Anorak
01-01-2005, 05:12 PM
Wait - we're saying Shane Mosley is ugly now??

!! Anorak
01-01-2005, 05:13 PM
Serious point - is Roy Jones ugly?

drag0n_
01-01-2005, 05:15 PM
Most heavyweights are ugly...

The only GOOD looking boxer i can think of is DLH.

jpboxer3
01-01-2005, 05:35 PM
Yory Boy Campas,Oldest looking 33yr old ever.
http://www.box-latino.com/BL_Yory_bebida.jpg


Campas looked ancient compared to the two standing beside him.
http://www.celebrityscene.com/column3/2.jpg


Damn ugly,lol

leff
01-01-2005, 06:03 PM
Say what you will, but if they ever re-make The Addams Family, there's no need for an open casting call when it comes to Lurch...

LMAO!!!!!!!!!

Sidestep_1
01-01-2005, 06:17 PM
http://www.hurricanepetermcneeley.com/Images/Vs_Butterbean/Vs_Esch06.JPG

What about Butterbean :eek: :D ?

leff
01-01-2005, 06:28 PM
http://www.hurricanepetermcneeley.com/Images/Vs_Butterbean/Vs_Esch06.JPG

What about Butterbean :eek: :D ?

Yes offcours, how could i forget?

Ooooh, marciano isent exactly pretty either.

But the wost ever, cant remember the name but she fought laila ali on the VK-LL undercard.

onikami
01-01-2005, 07:02 PM
...unless you're Leon Spinks!

http://linux.tc3net.com/daclmi/leon279.gif

Thats one hell of a big mouth.

WidowTaker40
01-01-2005, 07:08 PM
Looks like the black cookie monster. :D

How this guy ever became world champion is beyond me. He seems more like a affable, if not all too bright, sparring partner.

dino
01-01-2005, 07:36 PM
Yory Boy Campas,Oldest looking 33yr old ever.
http://www.box-latino.com/BL_Yory_bebida.jpg


Campas looked ancient compared to the two standing beside him.
http://www.celebrityscene.com/column3/2.jpg


Damn ugly,lol


hahahah...even when campas first started boxing he looked the same age

Silverfox
01-02-2005, 12:38 AM
Say what you will, but if they ever re-make The Addams Family, there's no need for an open casting call when it comes to Lurch...

If he and Tyson fought...it would be for the UBO title.
"Ugliest Boxer Org." Probably be a draw!!

MGG
01-02-2005, 12:46 AM
Though some of us could be added to this group i would say Tracy Spann takes the cake. Leon Spinks, Tony Galento, Jorge Paez and Primo Carnera, honorable mention. :D

zoo
01-02-2005, 02:02 AM
Leon Spinks by a mile. What made it funny is that he seemed oblvious to the fact he was missing his front teeth.

TysonForeman
01-02-2005, 02:22 AM
I remember seeing a picture of Carlos Monzon where he he looked like a prehistoric cro-magnon man or something. I can't believe no one has mentioned Vito Antuefermo (sp?), that dude looked like something pulled out of a damn cave.

I kind of think Jake Lamotta sort of looked like an old lady in some of his pictures...

Also Roberto Duran without his beard looked like one of guys Clint Eastwood blows away in A Fistful of Dollars.

By the way... Marvin Hagler and 70's George Foreman are the definition of what a boxer should look like, take one look at those guys faces, you know they could crack your head open.

kadyo
01-02-2005, 03:41 AM
This guy?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v295/jakepalmer/postfight11.jpg

Ooops ... Sorry jack.

czars_salad
01-02-2005, 04:52 AM
TYSON - his ugliness struck fear over his opponents

and JOE FRAZIER

Sidestep_1
01-02-2005, 06:32 AM
I kind of think Jake Lamotta sort of looked like an old lady in some of his pictures...

http://www.eagle-sports.com/Photos/signings/lamotta.JPG

:D :D :D

tino
01-02-2005, 08:01 AM
carlos monzon scored beautiful women as tyson did .

monzon , after his 2 wifes came to one of his fights (one being miss ARGENTINA) said "when you are boxing champion of the world and youre rich , you fascinate women , no need to be pretty"

onikami
01-02-2005, 10:14 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v93/onikami/MonzonCarlos201971.jpg

Actually Monzon was not that bad looking.

aztec13
01-02-2005, 07:41 PM
what about joppy & bojado

levin_d'_great
01-02-2005, 07:55 PM
leon spinx, tyson, hearns, agapito sanchez, n'dou are some that first came into my mind.

TysonForeman
01-02-2005, 08:40 PM
Damn, forgot about Bojado, he reminds me of a fat kindergartener. His face looks like the top of glazed donut or an apple pie.

QueenCity
01-02-2005, 09:10 PM
The toothless wonder Leon Spinks has to take the cake for ugliest boxers

comepana
01-03-2005, 12:59 AM
By far the funniest thread on boxing scene.Keep more photos comming guys.

deuce_drop
01-03-2005, 05:17 AM
daniel zaragoza....(spelling not sure) but that cat was an ugly mofo.... looked like a sci-fi character, a real bad one too.....

pinaldino
01-03-2005, 06:00 AM
Fernando Vargas looks like a special olympic participant and there are MANY others, like James Toney, Zab Judah and Mike Tyson, who look two chromosomes removed from being cro-magnon.

c'mon Tyson doesn't look so bad
Tarver is yeah!

jswa17
01-03-2005, 10:58 AM
yory boy campas

outofit
01-03-2005, 04:57 PM
randall tex cobb

JaNnO
01-03-2005, 05:34 PM
randall tex cobb

what do you guys think about lamon brewster appearance?

Sidestep_1
01-03-2005, 05:56 PM
Andrew Golota :D :D :D

http://www.golota.pl/modules/gallery/images/albums/album02/album_pic3.jpg

Sidestep_1
01-03-2005, 06:02 PM
OK, Michalczweski isnīt that ugly, but after his fight with Hall he looked as worse as Vitali Klitschko after his fight with Lewis :eek: .

http://rhein-zeitung.de/on/02/09/15/sport/news/tiger-auge_.jpg

Mr. Ryan
01-03-2005, 06:23 PM
Maybe Tommy Hearns, Evander Holyfield and Christy Martin.

Tamazight
01-03-2005, 07:05 PM
while Klit looks like a mongol.

Great thread!


At this moment Vitali Klitschko is the most attractive athlete in the world.

Antonik
01-03-2005, 08:04 PM
At this moment Vitali Klitschko is the most attractive athlete in the world. his brother looks better :)

knuckz
01-03-2005, 11:54 PM
B-hops not that ugly (not that i love him) if his nose was good and his teeth were fixed he look pretty ok.

pinaldino
01-04-2005, 09:40 AM
She married him for money. His last wife was a dentist, now do you think she would have even looked at Tyson more than once if he did not have money. Hell no.

Mosley~s wife, Jin Mosley, I do not think would have married Shane if not for his money. Money matters. That is the ugly reality of life.

you jealous ***** ;)
Mosley it quite handsome IMO

Ranger2408
01-04-2005, 10:07 AM
Ricky hatton is quite the dashing chap :rolleyes:
http://www.ricky-hatton.co.uk/Ricky.jpg

fist-of-fury
01-04-2005, 01:48 PM
Leon Sphinks when he's smiling! The young (ok, also the old) Foreman. :D

Mr. Ryan
01-04-2005, 01:50 PM
Leon Spinks!

KJ
01-04-2005, 02:11 PM
Iran Barkley

http://www.sports-photos.com/catalog/images/IranBarkleyCLR.tif.jpg

The1God
01-04-2005, 03:34 PM
Iran Barkley. He is an ugly SOB

FibreOptic
01-04-2005, 03:50 PM
What about Lakva Sim?

trinidadpr87
02-03-2005, 09:23 PM
Chop Chop Corley
file:///C:/Documents%20and%20Settings/Owner/My%20Documents/My%20Pictures/corley_tyson1.jpg

trinidadpr87
02-03-2005, 09:23 PM
Chop Chop Corley
file:///C:\Documents and Settings\Owner\My Documents\My Pictures

trinidadpr87
02-03-2005, 09:25 PM
Chop Chop Corley

+= El Jefe=+
02-03-2005, 09:29 PM
Who would you say are your top 10 unattractive ugly boxers? Boxers that you would not want your sister to date.

If possible, please add pictures.

im sorry did you just ask us to
see which boxers are ugly???
i mean i didnt know how they looked mattered

Slipx
02-03-2005, 09:43 PM
Post a picture of Ebo Elder after his last fight :D

damn beat me to it ;-)

yeah haha ebo is definately an ugly son of a ***** .here's a pic of him with his forehead scrunched up, so picture it about 3 inches larger
http://img232.exs.cx/img232/9259/untitled4ty.jpg

Tha Greatest
02-03-2005, 09:45 PM
what about

Hasine Cherifi?!

Slipx
02-03-2005, 09:47 PM
Yanqui Diaz?He looks like a lizard :D

that guy has good head movement for a heavyweight

Knicksman20
02-03-2005, 09:52 PM
Jorge Paez, & Ebo Elder. Ebo looks like one of the Treasure Trolls without the jewel in his belly.

trinidadpr87
02-03-2005, 09:58 PM
Heres corley wearing some stupid ****.

Slipx
02-03-2005, 09:59 PM
You can do eeet!

Knicksman20
02-03-2005, 10:03 PM
Lovemore N'Dou reminds me of the Predator

DiegoFuego
02-03-2005, 11:31 PM
This thread is very degrading

Mr. Violence
02-03-2005, 11:32 PM
ricky hatton is pretty damn ugly. so is riddick bowe.

MetalVomit
02-03-2005, 11:40 PM
Basically any black boxer, particularly the poor ones. Oh, and Klitschko - all those foreigners.

The only boxers I find good looking are white Americans - I'd bum them till the cows come home.


What the **** is the matter with you? Any black boxer, particularly the poor ones? I smell racism...........

The Phantom Menace
02-04-2005, 12:55 AM
James Lights Out Toney is the ugliest.

Kid Achilles
02-04-2005, 01:03 AM
Just about every boxer mentioned scored with hotter chicks than 99% of the people posting here will in their lifetimes.

The Phantom Menace
02-04-2005, 01:14 AM
Just about every boxer mentioned scored with hotter chicks than 99% of the people posting here will in their lifetimes.



You are right. I can't dispute that.