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BLOODSHED
11-14-2005, 09:22 PM
"Cool mom" gets 30 years
By Kieran Nicholson
Denver Post Staff Writer

http://extras.mnginteractive.com/live/media/site36/2005/0725/20050725_031812_ol25coolmom.jpg

Silvia Ann Johnson, 40, pleaded guilty on July 25th, 2005, to two misdemeanor counts of sexual assault and nine felony counts of contributing to the delinquency of a minor.

"Cool mom" Silvia Johnson was sentenced today in Jefferson County to 30 years in prison, on a host of charges, including contributing to the delinquency of minors, sexual assault and violating a restraining order.

Johnson, 41, told an investigator she got drunk with two teenage boys and had sex with them because she wanted to be a "cool mom." As part of the plea agreement struck in July, two felony drug charges against Johnson were dropped.

Johnson was awaiting sentencing on the sexual assault charges when she was hurt in a crash involving a 14-year-old driver. Johnson was the only adult in the Jeep which crashed on Interstate 25 near Castle

http://www.denverpost.com/news/ci_3215582

phallus
11-14-2005, 10:14 PM
"Cool mom" gets 30 years
By Kieran Nicholson
Denver Post Staff Writer

http://extras.mnginteractive.com/live/media/site36/2005/0725/20050725_031812_ol25coolmom.jpg

Silvia Ann Johnson, 40, pleaded guilty on July 25th, 2005, to two misdemeanor counts of sexual assault and nine felony counts of contributing to the delinquency of a minor.

"Cool mom" Silvia Johnson was sentenced today in Jefferson County to 30 years in prison, on a host of charges, including contributing to the delinquency of minors, sexual assault and violating a restraining order.

Johnson, 41, told an investigator she got drunk with two teenage boys and had sex with them because she wanted to be a "cool mom." As part of the plea agreement struck in July, two felony drug charges against Johnson were dropped.

Johnson was awaiting sentencing on the sexual assault charges when she was hurt in a crash involving a 14-year-old driver. Johnson was the only adult in the Jeep which crashed on Interstate 25 near Castle

http://www.denverpost.com/news/ci_3215582



awesome. this is even better than the toe licking teacher, Jody kilpatrick. i love this site, if it weren't for Boxing Scene i'd never heard of the cool mom or Brian Julius peppers( the scariest child molester in the world besides michael jackson)

IwatchBoxing
11-14-2005, 11:37 PM
Thats too long, I say give her 5 atmost.

Versastyle
11-14-2005, 11:52 PM
i would **** a mom just to do it. it wouldnt matter how she looked if i was like 14.

THE REAL NINJA
11-15-2005, 01:11 AM
wow what a cooooooool mom.......stupid people scare me :eek:

Tha Greatest
11-15-2005, 01:21 AM
If she was fine I would've gladly ****ed her.

Sir Fancylot
11-15-2005, 02:25 AM
"Cool mom" gets 30 years
By Kieran Nicholson
Denver Post Staff Writer

http://extras.mnginteractive.com/live/media/site36/2005/0725/20050725_031812_ol25coolmom.jpg

Silvia Ann Johnson, 40, pleaded guilty on July 25th, 2005, to two misdemeanor counts of sexual assault and nine felony counts of contributing to the delinquency of a minor.

"Cool mom" Silvia Johnson was sentenced today in Jefferson County to 30 years in prison, on a host of charges, including contributing to the delinquency of minors, sexual assault and violating a restraining order.

Johnson, 41, told an investigator she got drunk with two teenage boys and had sex with them because she wanted to be a "cool mom." As part of the plea agreement struck in July, two felony drug charges against Johnson were dropped.

Johnson was awaiting sentencing on the sexual assault charges when she was hurt in a crash involving a 14-year-old driver. Johnson was the only adult in the Jeep which crashed on Interstate 25 near Castle

http://www.denverpost.com/news/ci_3215582


Mom? is that you?

THE REAL NINJA
11-15-2005, 02:27 AM
Mom? is that you?
aaaaahahahahahahaha ....well is it her ?

Sir Fancylot
11-15-2005, 02:29 AM
aaaaahahahahahahaha ....well is it her ?


It may as well be.

THE REAL NINJA
11-15-2005, 02:33 AM
It may as well be.
damn sorry :sad6:

Sir Fancylot
11-15-2005, 02:39 AM
damn sorry :sad6:
..What for?

THE REAL NINJA
11-15-2005, 02:40 AM
It may as well be.
this .

Sir Fancylot
11-15-2005, 02:41 AM
this .

oh...Don't be :cool:

THE REAL NINJA
11-15-2005, 02:43 AM
oh...Don't be :cool:
ummm ok then screw you :chairshot j/k

Sir Fancylot
11-15-2005, 02:45 AM
ummm ok then screw you :chairshot j/k


Watch out, my angst-ridden childhood may resurface :(

THE REAL NINJA
11-15-2005, 02:50 AM
Watch out, my angst-ridden childhood may resurface :(
ohhh no we dont want that now do we ...he he he he j/k

Sir Fancylot
11-15-2005, 02:51 AM
ohhh no we dont want that now do we ...he he he he j/k
My head doctor said I'm a good boy now :)

THE REAL NINJA
11-15-2005, 02:54 AM
My head doctor said I'm a good boy now :)
you have a head doctor???? how do you get one of them.......... i want one

Sir Fancylot
11-15-2005, 02:56 AM
you have a head doctor???? how do you get one of them.......... i want one

Wall-mart.

THE REAL NINJA
11-15-2005, 03:00 AM
Wall-mart.
never heard of it....is that a school

Sir Fancylot
11-15-2005, 03:00 AM
never heard of it....is that a school
Don't ask me, I'm english

THE REAL NINJA
11-15-2005, 03:05 AM
Don't ask me, I'm english
lol ....wish i could speak it

Sir Fancylot
11-15-2005, 03:05 AM
lol ....wish i could speak it
Many Rofls :D

.::|ULTIMATE|::.
11-15-2005, 03:07 AM
imagine how cool that woulda made her kids, got kids at school saying they ****ed his mom lol.. poor kid.

THE REAL NINJA
11-15-2005, 03:08 AM
Many Rofls :D
i wish i could speak internet

THE REAL NINJA
11-15-2005, 03:09 AM
imagine how cool that woulda made her kids, got kids at school saying they ****ed his mom lol.. poor kid.
well wouldnt you want to go to his sleep over i know i would if i was his age

THE REAL NINJA
11-15-2005, 03:22 AM
when that kid asked do you wanna "come over" my mom's and play he really meant it

Sir Fancylot
11-15-2005, 03:23 AM
when that kid asked do you wanna "come over" my mom's and play he really meant it


You're pretty fancy when you wanna be. :)

THE REAL NINJA
11-15-2005, 03:25 AM
You're pretty fancy when you wanna be. :)
when i wanna to be :confused: bb

THE REAL NINJA
11-15-2005, 03:28 AM
Brings a hole new meaning to the sayin..... my friends mom sucks :blow:

THE REAL NINJA
11-15-2005, 03:35 AM
i bet when she came home and said hey joey i got you a new toy all the kids giggled a bit

Sir Fancylot
11-15-2005, 03:36 AM
i bet when she came home and said hey joey i got you a new toy all the kids gigeled a bit
Lawl. :D :)

THE REAL NINJA
11-15-2005, 03:43 AM
Lawl. :D :)
well it beats playin playstation ..see she was just tryin to help the kids they needed exercise... and whats the best exercise..

THE REAL NINJA
11-15-2005, 03:52 AM
i just found the perfect woman for michael jackson... hook it up !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D

masterdirector
11-15-2005, 03:53 AM
can she have conjugal visits? hehehehe.

THE REAL NINJA
11-15-2005, 03:56 AM
can she have conjugal visits? hehehehe.
wanna go find out ?... he he he

THE REAL NINJA
11-15-2005, 04:00 AM
and all the kids just thought she was talkin about the ride in front of k mart when she asked ........."do you wanna ride the train"

THE REAL NINJA
11-15-2005, 04:02 AM
"hey timmy ya wanna come over to my house to eat"?

THE REAL NINJA
11-15-2005, 04:08 AM
kids dad to kids mom ..."so even our son is gettin more ass then me now"

acidity
11-15-2005, 04:13 AM
"hey timmy ya wanna come over to my house to eat"?
Eat what??? :D

masterdirector
11-15-2005, 04:15 AM
wanna go find out ?... he he he

nah not really, she doesn't look good. there's enough good looking 40 year old women in my area that aren't in jail. they'll suffice.

THE REAL NINJA
11-15-2005, 04:16 AM
"here joey i owe your mom my launch money"

THE REAL NINJA
11-15-2005, 04:19 AM
"sooooo does this mean you and dad arent getting back togeather?" :sad2:

THE REAL NINJA
11-15-2005, 04:29 AM
"hey mom are you teaching Timmy the bible in your room?" all i can hear him sayin is "ohh god ooh god""i'm coming"

THE REAL NINJA
11-15-2005, 04:34 AM
"hey mom were you choking last night all i heard was Timmy asking you to swallow"?

THE REAL NINJA
11-15-2005, 04:39 AM
"hey mom can you make some tea for me"?. "Timmy told all the kids at school your teabags are the bomb".

THE REAL NINJA
11-15-2005, 04:42 AM
"soooooooo when did we get a dog"? "Timmy told me he was coming over to get some doggy tonight".

THE REAL NINJA
11-15-2005, 04:44 AM
"why is it every time i walk in the room you are tying Timmy's shoe"?.

THE REAL NINJA
11-15-2005, 04:47 AM
"hey mom Timmy told my teacher Mr.Smith today you are a real good hummer and he should come over to try you out." I bet he's not better then you mom. :)

THE REAL NINJA
11-15-2005, 04:53 AM
"mom you are not going to believe this". "Timmy told me he ate your cat last night" :eek: ......is Mr.sprinkles ok :(

THE REAL NINJA
11-15-2005, 05:12 AM
"hey mom Timmy's big brother told me you gave him a real good rim job". "did dad show you how"?"will you show me how please"?"I wanna work on cars too". :)

THE REAL NINJA
11-15-2005, 05:14 AM
"hey mom Timmy said you allways stay so loose ". "you are the coolest mom" :love: .

THE REAL NINJA
11-15-2005, 05:16 AM
"why did you show Timmy your butterfly and not me"? :(

THE REAL NINJA
11-15-2005, 05:19 AM
"sooo when did you get a golden shower in your room"? "you have a golden shower and i can't even get a ps2 that's not fair mom". :(

THE REAL NINJA
11-15-2005, 05:22 AM
"why did Timmy's face smell like you today"? :confused:

Kato
11-15-2005, 09:19 AM
I am glad that ***** got 30 years... I swear some people should have be able to have children

Explosivo
11-15-2005, 10:41 AM
Thats too long, I say give her 5 atmost.

I agree. Way too long. In my book,, there is a difference between ladys that **** little boys, and men who **** little girls. I dont think that getting ****ed by a lady when your a little boy is always a crime. Sometimes is like winning the lottery. 30 years is a rediculous sentence in this case.

!! Anorak
11-15-2005, 02:03 PM
She should get a ****ing medal. Okay, she ain't much to look at, but I'm poking the fire, not looking at the fireplace.

Well done Ma'am, you keep sucking those junior dicks. It's different for boys.

Enayze
11-15-2005, 03:32 PM
If she was fine I would've gladly ****ed her.


I agree, but she looked saggy, and old.

Kato
11-15-2005, 04:23 PM
If it was a man doing this to 14 year old girls everyone would be outraged...its a double standard... I say give her 50 years

Old_Wise_Hippy
11-15-2005, 04:51 PM
I dont think she is going to win any mom of the year awards any time soon. How bout her kids I wonder what they thought of her having sex with their buddies from down the street? Hmmm Stiflers Mom action?????