Here is a quick joke, reply with your own if you want :D

Two sperm are swimming along. One turns to the other and asks, “Hey, how far to the fallopian tubes?” The other replies, “Fallopian tubes? Hell, we haven’t even passed the esophagus yet!”

funny stuff :D good karma

(courtesy of Doug Stanhope, comedian)

So my girl and I are having sex and I tell her I want to **** her tits.

And she says, "Well how's that going to feel good for me?"

I tell her "I'll tell you what; Right before I come, I'll stop punching you in the face."

(courtesy of Doug Stanhope, comedian)

So my girl and I are having sex and I tell her I want to **** her tits.

And she says, "Well how's that going to feel good for me?"

I tell her "I'll tell you what; Right before I come, I'll stop punching you in the face."


I don't know why but this one's funny. :D :D

LOL yeah.

Thanks for the Karma Yoko.. Just gave you a little Karma myself. ;)

Here is a quick joke, reply with your own if you want :D

Two sperm are swimming along. One turns to the other and asks, “Hey, how far to the fallopian tubes?” The other replies, “Fallopian tubes? Hell, we haven’t even passed the esophagus yet!”

Hahaha!!! I'll give you a good karma for this one when it's already possible.

Here's mine.
A priest saw a girl reMoving her blouse. The priest cried" God, please close my eyes". When he opened his eyes, the girl was naked and so sexy. This time he prayed loudly " GOD, PLEASE CLOSE YOUR EYES!"

Here is a quick joke, reply with your own if you want :D

Two sperm are swimming along. One turns to the other and asks, “Hey, how far to the fallopian tubes?” The other replies, “Fallopian tubes? Hell, we haven’t even passed the esophagus yet!”

:D + Karma

thanks guys just gave u guys some karma back.

Kadyo and Miron Lang.

thanks guys just gave u guys some karma back.

Kadyo and Miron Lang.

Thanks ;)

This is old but i'll post it anyway :)

Subject: Turner Brown

A little guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE
guy standing next to him. The big guy sees
the little guy staring at him, looks down and says, "7 feet 3
inches tall, 385 pounds, 12 inch penis, 2 pound
left testicle, 2 pound right testicle, Turner Brown."
The small guy faints away and falls to the floor. The big guy
kneels down and brings him to, gently slapping
his face and shaking him, "Are you alright?"
In a very weak voice the little guy says, "Excuse me, but what
EXACTLY did you say?"
The big dude says, "I saw the curious look on your face and
figured I'd just give you the answers to the
questions almost everyone always asks me. I'm 7 feet 3 inches
tall, 385 pounds, 12 inch penis, 2 pound left
testicle, 2 pound right testicle, and my name is Turner Brown."
The small guy says, "Thank God! I thought you said 'Turn
Around'.

Thanks ;)

This is old but i'll post it anyway :)

Subject: Turner Brown

A little guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE
guy standing next to him. The big guy sees
the little guy staring at him, looks down and says, "7 feet 3
inches tall, 385 pounds, 12 inch penis, 2 pound
left testicle, 2 pound right testicle, Turner Brown."
The small guy faints away and falls to the floor. The big guy
kneels down and brings him to, gently slapping
his face and shaking him, "Are you alright?"
In a very weak voice the little guy says, "Excuse me, but what
EXACTLY did you say?"
The big dude says, "I saw the curious look on your face and
figured I'd just give you the answers to the
questions almost everyone always asks me. I'm 7 feet 3 inches
tall, 385 pounds, 12 inch penis, 2 pound left
testicle, 2 pound right testicle, and my name is Turner Brown."
The small guy says, "Thank God! I thought you said 'Turn
Around'.
lmfao hahahhaa funny man

Thanks ;)

This is old but i'll post it anyway :)

Subject: Turner Brown

A little guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE
guy standing next to him. The big guy sees
the little guy staring at him, looks down and says, "7 feet 3
inches tall, 385 pounds, 12 inch penis, 2 pound
left testicle, 2 pound right testicle, Turner Brown."
The small guy faints away and falls to the floor. The big guy
kneels down and brings him to, gently slapping
his face and shaking him, "Are you alright?"
In a very weak voice the little guy says, "Excuse me, but what
EXACTLY did you say?"

The big dude says, "I saw the curious look on your face and
figured I'd just give you the answers to the
questions almost everyone always asks me. I'm 7 feet 3 inches
tall, 385 pounds, 12 inch penis, 2 pound left
testicle, 2 pound right testicle, and my name is Turner Brown."
The small guy says, "Thank God! I thought you said 'Turn
Around'.

HAHAHA!!!! :D Natakot!!!!HAHAHA!!!

abdiel2k3 walks into a bar and hes having a ****ty day.
he sees this monkey behind the bar in a cage.
so he asks the bartender "what the **** is that monkey there for?"
the bartender says, watch this,, he takes the monkey out the cage and puts in the bar
then he takes out a stick and smacks it in the head
the monkey gives him a blowjob
abdiel2k3 is all confused, so the bartender says, do you want to try it?
abdiel2k3 says "yeah, but just dont hit me that hard"

abdiel2k3 walks into a bar and hes having a ****ty day.
he sees this monkey behind the bar in a cage.
so he asks the bartender "what the **** is that monkey there for?"
the bartender says, watch this,, he takes the monkey out the cage and puts in the bar
then he takes out a stick and smacks it in the head
the monkey gives him a blowjob
abdiel2k3 is all confused, so the bartender says, do you want to try it?
abdiel2k3 says "yeah, but just dont hit me that hard"

abdiel2k3 really makes this joke! :D

abdiel2k3 really makes this joke! :D
its a true story

its a true story

That makes it even better! :D

abdiel2k3 walks into a bar and hes having a ****ty day.
he sees this monkey behind the bar in a cage.
so he asks the bartender "what the **** is that monkey there for?"
the bartender says, watch this,, he takes the monkey out the cage and puts in the bar
then he takes out a stick and smacks it in the head
the monkey gives him a blowjob
abdiel2k3 is all confused, so the bartender says, do you want to try it?
abdiel2k3 says "yeah, but just dont hit me that hard"
abdiel luvs going to the bar ever since that day


TRUE STORY

lmao
well idk if its that funny
i dont remember much of it
cuz that basterd did end up hittign me witht he stick
and it was no tap

A man walked into a bar and ordered ten shots. The bartender served them and watched as the man drank one after the other till the shots were gone.
The bartender asked, "What happened to you?"
The man replied, "I found out my youngest son is a homosexual."
The next day the same man walked in, ordered the same thing and drank all ten shots again.
The bartender asked, "What happened now?"
The man replied,"I just found out my oldest son is a homosexual."
The next day, the same man walked in and ordered ten more shots.
"Damn," said the bartender."Doesn't anyone in your family eat *****?"
The man replied, "Apparently my wife." :D

had to revive this..my personal favourite.
i have another nice story. again a true story of Dr_Cynical's life when he was in prison:

Two guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared in court before the judge. The judge said, "You seem like nice men, and I'd like to give you a second chance rather than jail time. I want you to go out this weekend and try to show others the evils of drug use and get them to give up rugs forever. I'll see you back in court Monday."

Monday, the two guys were in court, and the judge said to the first one, "How did you do over the weekend?"

"Well, your honor I am Jose, and I persuaded 17 people to give up drugs forever."

"Seventeen people? That's wonderful. What did you tell them?"

"I used a diagram, your honor. I drew two circles and told them the big circle is your brain before drugs and the small circle is your brain after drugs."

"That's admirable," said the judge. "And you, how did you do?" the judge said to the second man.

"Well, your honor am Dr_Cynical, and I persuaded 156 people to give up drugs forever."

"156 people! That's amazing! How did you manage to do that?"

"Well, I used a similar approach. I also used two circles. I pointed to the small circle and said, 'This is my ******* before prison...' "

A spaceship landed at a Cleveland gas station last week. An alien stepped out of the ship, walked over to the gas pump and said, "Greetings, Earthling. Please take me to your leader."
A second alien came out and asked what the problem was. The first alien said that the Earthling refused to respond to his greeting.
The second alien said, "This looks bad. Let's get out of here."
The first alien said, "No," pulled out his ray gun and blasted the gas pump. The pump exploded, blowing both aliens into the bushes.
The second alien stood up and said, "I told you this looked bad. Anybody who can wrap his *** around himself twice and stick it in his ear is somebody you don't want to fuk with." :D

A guy walks into a bar with a monkey and they both sit down. The guy orders a drink and the monkey starts eating all the snacks on the bar. The bartender complains, You monkey's eating everything he grabs!!" and the guy says, "Don't mind my monkey, he eats anything. Just put it on my tab." When the snacks are gone the monkey starts looking around and sees the pool table. He jumps off the stool, goes over to the table, grabs a ball and pops it in his mouth. Again, the bartender complains and the guy says, "Don't worry, I told you he eats anything, just put it on my tab." He pays for the drinks, the snacks and the billiard ball; then they leave.
A week later the guy and the monkey come back to the bar. He orders a drink and the monkey starts looking around and spots the maraschino cherries. He grabs one, sticks it in his ass and then eats it. The bartender says, "WTF?? That's disgusting. Why the hell is he doing that?" The guy says, "I told you, he'll eat anything, but after last week's pool ball he checks everything for size first."

Where do you kiss the girl at the airport who is selling flowers?

On her tulips (two-lips)

Ha ha ha

Where do you kiss the girl at the airport who is selling flowers?

On her tulips (two-lips)

Ha ha ha
g r o a n . . . . . g r o a n

lol good one