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This thread is no more..please dont continue

Are you nuts?I have no clue what your talking about...but I am ****ed up too so maybe it is my fault. :confused:

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No ****ing shit your John Ruiz......LOL or a very creative mind like McKay.

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Where the **** is BIGPOPPAPUMP when you need him WTF is this shit? :rolleyes:

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This is kind of gay too.
http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b296/raesaad/GaylookingYankees.jpg

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Put the lightsaber down.

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Scene 2

Back in the Lounge, President Bush and Condi baby left the news conference and went into the Oval Office. Bush was deeply troubled. As yet, no case of Asian Avian Flu had actually hit the coast of Merica. It still remained an overseas "Other" problem. Why Condi was insisting that every rooster and chicken in the world be destroyed was beyond him. The Merican Poultry Association exploded with protest and legal objections. TV ads depecticted crying 4-H children being asked to turn over their prize poultry. The scene showed axes coming down, and rooster heads by the thousands staring one eyed at Merica.
http://img344.imageshack.us/img344/7131/chickenhead7uy.jpg

The very structure of Merican Restaurant Establishment was being asked to take a major blow.

And Dubya liked chicken, Damnit.!!

"Chee, " he groused, " Coni, I gots Hurricanes, Earthquakes, Global Warming, Iraq, Floods, Race Riots in Toledo, exploding Homosexuality in Texas for Christs sake, and the New England Patriots losing. "

"Merica...is getting hit hard, Gurl, and now I gots to kill all these chickens.
Cant we put that off till that damn Asian Avian Flu actually reaches Merica. How come I have to pull troops out of Iraq and North Korea to kill chickens. And total economic sanctions and military action against any nation that doesn’t kill their poultry.
And if that aint bad enough, your telling me that you just may...just MAY....have to kill EVERY damn BIRD on the PLANET."

"Bitch...wat up wit that!!!!"

Condi sat on the desk and opened her thighs once again. Dubyas eyes dropped, and then he smiled. There, deeply inserted deep into her woohoo right between the manicured dollar sign ...a large cigar.

Coni reached down with a lighter, sparked it, and proceeded to blow smoke rings. Laughing, President Bush scolded her for not allowing him to lick the OLE MONICA , their private pet name for the massive cigars made famous by former President Clinton.. Now totally distracted, Dubya forgot his earlier problem with the slaughter of World Poultry.

http://img344.imageshack.us/img344/6582/cigar7ys.jpg
Pulling out the cigar, Dubya buried his face ear deep.

Condis eyes went cold and glowed coal black briefly. Movement in the air attracted her attention. Un-noticed by the President, Condi opened her mouth and a string of spider web shot out, snapping around the fly, pulling it quickly back into her mouth.

Swallowing, Condi dropped her cold eyes to stare at the pulsing neck vein of the slurping President.

Scene 3

Deep Muggy Swamps
Penscacola, Florida,

Stigrayos arrived at the mansion soaked in sweat. A Canadian, he was not used to the oppresive muggy heat. "Holy ****...no wonder these animals attack Canadian tourists, the heat drives them crazy. Overheats their brains. " Course, the poor are crowded into reserves called ghettos, the biggest being Miami, now that New Orleans was gone.

Stigrayos smiled, faintly remembering some one...refer to the predominatley black populatin as "Fat". A simple twist of words allowed the justification of the slaughter of those welfare 'fat ' peoples. Cant go and just call them lazy shiftless negroes anymore, "fat' was a good substitute.

Stigrayos now realized that the death of those peoples had been secondary, that another population had been the real target.

A rich, fecud odor assailed Stigrayos nose. Eyes began to water, as the amonia and shit smell increased. '**** me, that reeks...I faintly recall..a blue haired bitch...telling me about this, just before..."


"Its chicken shit, mother ****er, cock-a -doodle -do!!!! Now who the **** is you!!

http://img118.imageshack.us/img118/8189/rjj7ng.jpg

Jumping from the bushes, dressed in a Superman costume, RJJ...the Black Superman!!!!!
"Feck is yew ugly..was thet on yer neck, that an adams apple...seen one once thet big on a lady moderator on Max
boxing, some Miss Kitty Kat gurl."

Stigrayos stared at RJJ and tried not to smirk. Visions of Joey wearing his Boy Robin costume flashed briefly in his head. More and more, Stigrayos was recalling his Lounge life as Ray. The question now, was how to make this dangerous fighter believe what he had to say?

Holding up the now quite...white-ish my gawd aint it tiny, prober, Stigrayos focused his blue eyes directly into RJJ.

"Tell me, Roy, do you ever dream, about a wonderfull place full of Grey and Humans sharing a love of boxing. Where peace, love and goodness overcome the darkness of the Merican bushpigs. Do you ever dream of a blue haired chick and an attack on your fighting Roosters ? Did you ever dance in a trance with a fallen Rooster warrior? Do you ever, dream that John Ruiz, appears as a huggle snuggle scissors snapping latent homosexual, whispering that during the rematch...he will have your ass crack hair!?"

'If you have every had this dream , Champ..then you better have me come inside. I got a story to tell, and I am going to need your help".

Silence erupted noisily and the crickets quieted . The bullfrogs in the swamp became still. RJJ stared hard at Stigrayos and emotions rained across his face. Finally, he opened his mouth.

"Ray...yer name."

"Its Ray the Grey!!!"

RJJ dropped his head and shuddered. '****, WE aint crazy, WE been so distracted WE lose WE last three fights.One question, Ray?"

Stig/Ray looked at RJJ. "Yes"

RJJ looked up, tears in his eyes. "Ray, are we going to save my Roosters?"

http://img344.imageshack.us/img344/2421/chickengif9ol.jpg

Stig/Ray looked at the Black Superman and smiled.

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Do you actually think people will read this garbage? Save your time e-jedi

Do you actually think people will read this garbage? Save your time e-jedi
I can't believ it is still going on WTF is he typing about or copying obviously who could type so much dumb shit.

Then, i imagine, that you two asswipes wont bother returning or posting.

If you come back alot, its cause deep down, your a latent homosexual.

If you really read the shit...you realize..i dont like homosexuals. If i dont like you, i make you one.

Or a sheep ****er. I wonder if it was that part that interested you two. Shall i write you into the story? shall i have you ****ing sheep, and begging for an alien probe?

it will be easy.

So maybe you go away. I posted most of this on the last board. I got 1500 hits in two weeks, and there, i didnt allow anyone to comment.Here, i am , tho with reservations

cause it draws your type. Are you this boards clod and zeke?

Hmmm.
http://img170.imageshack.us/img170/2023/blushsmilie5lh.gif

http://www.13thhourfx.com/PICS/JEDI%20II.jpg
http://www.13thhourfx.com/PICS/JEDI%20II.jpg
http://www.13thhourfx.com/PICS/JEDI%20II.jpg
http://www.13thhourfx.com/PICS/JEDI%20II.jpg

Then, i imagine, that you two asswipes wont bother returning or posting.

If you come back alot, its cause deep down, your a latent homosexual.

If you really read the shit...you realize..i dont like homosexuals. If i dont like you, i make you one.

Or a sheep ****er. I wonder if it was that part that interested you two. Shall i write you into the story? shall i have you ****ing sheep, and begging for an alien probe?

it will be easy.

So maybe you go away. I posted most of this on the last board. I got 1500 hits in two weeks, and then, i didnt allow anyone to comment.

cause it draws your type. Are you this board clod and zeke?

Hmmm.
http://img170.imageshack.us/img170/2023/blushsmilie5lh.gif
You are very funny.....and clever I must say but whatever dude this is a boxing forum not a fairytale forum and it would have been really funny had you made it shorter and sweeter but it was ****ing rediculous with 20 something posts of this shit...you are a Intruder ****ing with people or a ****ing very sharp dipshit like mckay as I said before but either way have fun it does not bother me it is funny and I will learn to ignore the long bullshit and read between the lines more ******....(wink-wink).

He's preaching to the posters and trying to recruit them in his E-Jedi Fleet

well, then we shall get along fine . I dont really wanna start off making enemies. Reminds me of Max...Max lounge just sucks....tho i get wood for Bad Kitty, shes a mod there......she has a huge adams apple eh...look at her avator... :luvbed:

http://tauntaun.blig.ig.com.br/imagens/rise0tm.gif

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name of the game is posts...last board crashed i was at 2045....hey, tony, take a remedial course, get some learning into ya, lip read, highlite...http://img279.imageshack.us/img279/5641/jesussmilie2kp.gifTony...i put cartoons in it fer ya...****en pull it together.
No, I will not join your Jedi Fleet. I have one of my own with badblood.

well, then we shall get along fine . I dont really wanna start off making enemies. Reminds me of Max...Max lounge just sucks....tho i get wood for Bad Kitty, shes a mod there......she has a huge adams apple eh...look at her avator... :luvbed:
You are mentally impaired no doubt but you seem as tho you could be alright without the long ass ****ed up stories but thats just me finally not being cynical.

[QUOTE=Tony Blitz]http://www.13thhourfx.com/PICS/JEDI%20II.jpg
http://www.13thhourfx.com/PICS/JEDI%20II.jpg

:) That, was funny tho..lol

I hate Star Wars...well, not hate,but i prefer the Star Trek universe. Green skinned chicks...man, ya know they overcome race issues when a ships captain gets to bang green chicks.

Princess Leia, had to bang Jabba... :eek:

http://edition.cnn.com/2005/HEALTH/conditions/11/03/asia.birdflu.main/index.html

and u feckers thot i was kidding...

yer all going to die...

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It has been suggested, that i should re-write it, and have Doodle savagely attack her dawg style. That...might pass on this lil lounge.

But that other lounge....not sure they are into hetro...ya know what i mean..have better luck wit a sheep.

Male sheep, at that...

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In all honesty, you are an extremely creative individual; but I feel you're wasting your time if you expect to be appreciated by boxing fans for such material; but maybe you don't care and look at the internet as your own "public" notebook where you can write down whatever you please and relish in the attention both positve and negative. I don't know, and I"m not going to judge you.

Seriously, though, whle warped, it is creative....and no more warped than some South Park episodes and other comedies have produced. Maybe, if you refined it a bit, as I'm sure you can, you could actually do this for a living. It's not easy getting a gig in the script-writing department by any stretch of the imagination; but I think you've got enough imagination and wordsmithy to pull it off, if you have the desire to be serious about it.

Just a thought.


...or, maybe your seeking to be an "internet celebrity". :dunno:

ohh..thanks...actually i dont really care much who reads it..its not for this board really..i just needed the web space...im a cheap bastard and i dont want to pay for anything...i often plan to just wipe it all out off here someday...the other board has been changing words so i edit and revise it here..

it is utter crap...really.

i jest like the pictures..

ohh..thanks...actually i dont really care much who reads it..its not for this board really..i just needed the web space...im a cheap bastard and i dont want to pay for anything...i often plan to just wipe it all out off here someday...the other board has been changing words so i edit and revise it here..

it is utter crap...really.

i jest like the pictures..

Okay, cool. Well, seriously, it's very original "crap". :D


Take it easy, man.

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