1. U Can't Touch This - MC Hammer. The guy looks like a math(s) teacher with trendy specs and big trousers (pants). He can't rap for ****. It's great anyway.

2. I've Got A Brand New Combine Harvester - The Wurzels. Perhaps unknown over the Atlantic, this sees a bunch of country ****wits (the UK equivalent of hillbillies, I guess) sing a jaunty, bouncy song about farming machinery. And Lo, verily they are cunts. We love 'em anyway.

3. Sweets For My Sweet - The Searchers. It's crap but it rocks. Maybe less so the 90s rap version by CJ Lewis.

4. Doop - Doop. Have you heard this? It was a big hit in the UK about '94. It was basically an extremely high tempo dance version of the Charleston - which wasn't as **** as I've just made it sound. Dead catchy it was. I went out with a girl when I bought it in the record shop and she turned her nose up at me disapprovingly. "That's a song for gay people" she said. Oh well.

I got a couple lol.
Tony Yayo- So Seductive
Tony Yayo- Deep Cover

well, i dont consider it 2b ****, but everyone else does, even tho we all had the tape..Ice Ice Baby...too cold, too cold..and to the extreme i rock a mic like a vandel light up a stage and wax a chump like a candle.....

Damn you're sexy Kbpoetree... but anwhoo, I unfortunately like some songs by Green Day even though Im not an acid head.

well, i dont consider it 2b ****, but everyone else does, even tho we all had the tape..Ice Ice Baby...too cold, too cold..and to the extreme i rock a mic like a vandel light up a stage and wax a chump like a candle.....
Yeah, Ice Ice Baby is a good choice. **** but entertaining.

Damn you're sexy Kbpoetree... but anwhoo, I unfortunately like some songs by Green Day even though Im not an acid head.
ah, yes, green day, i kinda like their stuff too, hey this may b dumb for i am a musician, but how long have the killers been out. i kinda like their new album

right said fred : i am too sexy



I'm too sexy for my love too sexy for my love
Love's going to leave me

I'm too sexy for my shirt too sexy for my shirt
So sexy it hurts
And I'm too sexy for Milan too sexy for Milan
New York and Japan
And I'm too sexy for your party
Too sexy for your party
No way I'm disco dancing

I'm a model you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I do my little turn on the catwalk

I'm too sexy for my car too sexy for my car
Too sexy by far
And I'm too sexy for my hat
Too sexy for my hat what do you think about that

I'm a model you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I shake my little touche on the catwalk

I'm too sexy for my too sexy for my too sexy for my

Cause I'm a model you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I shake my little touche on the catwalk

I'm too sexy for my cat too sexy for my cat
Poor ***** poor ***** cat
I'm too sexy for my love too sexy for my love
Love's going to leave me

And I'm too sexy for this song

hahahahahahaha great choice tino, great choice

Tino, anyone from a country that has Sachel Distel on the radio 24/7 isn't really allowed to play.

what about any song from Tatu (lesbian group from Russia). They are AWESOME!

let me go on and get this one outta the way real quick too....Mike Jones, who?, Mike Jones, who? yeah exactly but damn i cant quit listenen to it.

Tino, anyone from a country that has Sachel Distel on the radio 24/7 isn't really allowed to play.


want me to remind you of "s club 7" and the "spice girls " ?




talkin about the spice girls , they ahve something to say to you , anorak:

swing it, shake it, move it, make it, who do you think you are?
Trust it, use it, prove it, groove it, show me how good you are
You're swelling out in the wrong direction, you've got the bug,
superstar you've been bitten,
Your trumpet's blowing for far too long, playing the snake of
the ladder, but you're wrong
I said
Who do you think you are?
Some kind of superstar,
You've got to swing it, shake it, move it, make it, who do you
think you are?
Trust it, use it, prove it, groove it, show me how good you are

want me to remind you of "s club 7" and the "spice girls " ?




talkin about the spice girls , they ahve something to say to you , anorak:

swing it, shake it, move it, make it, who do you think you are?
Trust it, use it, prove it, groove it, show me how good you are
You're swelling out in the wrong direction, you've got the bug,
superstar you've been bitten,
Your trumpet's blowing for far too long, playing the snake of
the ladder, but you're wrong
I said
Who do you think you are?
Some kind of superstar,
You've got to swing it, shake it, move it, make it, who do you
think you are?
Trust it, use it, prove it, groove it, show me how good you are

I'm a superstar? Why, thank you! :D

Come on, Tino, hit us up with "Yes Sir, I Can Boogie".

Lol yeah p4p bud smoker is right, Mike Jones is ****ty but you still wanna keep listening to him cuz of "Who?MIKE JONES, Who?MIKE JONES...ridin on 84's...that's my cell phone number hit me out on the low'....

I'm a superstar? Why, thank you! :D

Come on, Tino, hit us up with "Yes Sir, I Can Boogie".


i am tired of your jokes anorak :mad:

you know what ?

Every little thing that you say or do
I'm hung up
I'm hung up on you
Waiting for your call
Baby night and day
I'm fed up
I'm tired of waiting on you

I would have done Vanessa Paridis (sp? Can't remember) thats' for sure)

I would have done Vanessa Paridis (sp? Can't remember) thats' for sure)


its vanessa PARADIS (means paradise , cool isn it ?)

and brits cant touch french women , they are too classy and sexy for you , it s bad for your hearth !

keep having wet dreams on camilla parker bowles like all your countrymen .

its vanessa PARADIS (means paradise , cool isn it ?)

and brits cant touch french women , they are too classy and sexy for you , it s bad for your hearth !

keep having wet dreams on camilla parker bowles like all your countrymen .
Bastard! :D

~ recent ~
I love dem hoes - Eamon
hate it or love it - 50Cent ft The Game

~ old school -
Radio - Eazy-E
Cant touch this - MC Hammer (Hammer)
Rappers Delight - The Sugarhill Gang

thats just a few that i can think of

Eamon has more than one song?
~ recent ~
I love dem hoes - Eamon
hate it or love it - 50Cent ft The Game

~ old school -
Radio - Eazy-E
Cant touch this - MC Hammer (Hammer)
Rappers Delight - The Sugarhill Gang

thats just a few that i can think of

Eamon has more than one song?
lol.....both my sisters play "it" too much. both male and female versions :mad:

Eddie Murphy featuring Rick James-Party all the time.

Why ta **** would you like a shyt song? That makes no sense.

Why ta **** would you like a shyt song? That makes no sense.
Come on, Manny, you've never appreciated something that you know is uncool and worthless, but you enjoy it anyway? You do with boxers. (Jk!)

Why ta **** would you like a shyt song? That makes no sense.


never enjoyed ****ing an ugly girl ?

never enjoyed ****ing an ugly girl ?

I enjoy ****ing a big white fat ***** with tattoos.

I enjoy ****ing a big white fat ***** with tattoos.


in other words , you enjoy ****ing british women ;)

in other words , you enjoy ****ing british women ;)
:D I used to do French, but with all those toad legs hanging out their mouths and a fanny stench of week-old garlic I got pissed off with it...

:D I used to do French, but with all those toad legs hanging out their mouths and a fanny stench of week-old garlic I got pissed off with it...

:D would you say that in front of VANESSA PARADIS ?

:D would you say that in front of VANESSA PARADIS ?
Name five fit French women, Tino. and they're not allowed to have moustaches.

vanessa paradis http://www.archersgreen.freeserve.co.uk/personal/pics/vanessa20.jpg


audrey tautou http://www.elle.fr/exclus/cannes2001/gfx/soirees/18/soir_tautou.jpg

helene de fougerolles http://www.vnn.vn/dataimages/original/images501092_va2.jpg

virgine ledoyen http://digilander.libero.it/zaczaczac/ledoyen7c.jpg


nadiya http://www.musicalnews.com/img_art/4042005145028.jpg

anorak you ve been TINOWNED

anorak you ve been TINOWNED
Apart from he said 5 fit girls and not 5 mutters. :D

Apart from he said 5 fit girls and not 5 mutters. :D
Big up! :D

Big up! :D
Hahahahahhahaha.

WTF is a mutter brits ?

WTF is a mutter brits ?
I was assuming he'd misspelt "munter".

"chein" basically.


Ever see a French film? I saw Haute Tension the other night.

Every single French film I've ever seen always has this in it:

"Au a la chein?"

"Oui."




Except it doesn't at all, I'm talking ****.

WTF is a mutter brits ?
mutter, pr: (moo - ta)
1)A girl who many find unattractive

Thesaurus:
- Butterz girl.
- Dirty minger.
- Ugger Girl.
- Sllaaaaag.

I was assuming he'd misspelt "munter".

"chein" basically.


Ever see a French film? I saw Haute Tension the other night.

Every single French film I've ever seen always has this in it:

"Au a la chein?"

"Oui."




Except it doesn't at all, I'm talking ****.
Nah mutter......

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