Can't fall asleep cause I smoked a blunt, so I just ate a huge meal at 1 AM, and I'm full beyond belief. Insomnia party?

I hope you aint workin Enadeus. They test for that shyt.

I just finished my meal of cold spaghetti and gatorade and reading the latest Tucker Max stories

I'm high and drunk off of wild turkey.

WOrk. Me Worry?

http://www.undergroundclips.com/photos/uncategorized/whatmeworry_copy.jpg

http://www.photodump.com/direct/ruthieL/alfred_e_neuman.jpg

I've had about 1L of gatorade so far :eek:
Good thing I'm working out when I wake up tomorrow

I've had about 1L of gatorade so far :eek:
Good thing I'm working out when I wake up tomorrow
That's alot of drink. :eek:

I'm bout to crash....drunk off my ass.

I'm bout to crash....drunk off my ass.
Me too, I drank straight from the bottle tonight. :eek: This Cuban at work today just gave me a big ass bottle of wild turkey so I've been drinking it and now I'm getting dizzy and I'm affraid I might poop my pants at any moment. :(

I'm bout to crash....drunk off my ass.

Your mnash thread got pwned. I wonder which admin is up 1AM in the morning. Its dailight savings time btw, don't forget. I just saved an hour yay! Or did I lose one?

Me too, I drank straight from the bottle tonight. :eek: This Cuban at work today just gave me a big ass bottle of wild turkey so I've been drinking it and now I'm getting dizzy and I'm affraid I might poop my pants at any moment. :(
If it happens, we want pics :cool:

Me too, I drank straight from the bottle tonight. :eek: This Cuban at work today just gave me a big ass bottle of wild turkey so I've been drinking it and now I'm getting dizzy and I'm affraid I might poop my pants at any moment. :(

Cubana?:D

Getting wood!

That **** was funny, after he jizzed on her ass he went up to her and while she was paying attention to the girl eating her out she got a dick right on her nose

Well that was stupid.

I'm bout to crash....drunk off my ass.
You should have gone to bed dude, got yourself banned!

No ****ing way, what did 2nd II none do? He's one of the only forum members I like, hopefully this was a temp

The good thing about Gatorade is if you take a sip and swish it around your mouth it's like gulping down a glass. It really is quite the thirst quencher!

The good thing about Gatorade is if you take a sip and swish it around your mouth it's like gulping down a glass. It really is quite the thirst quencher!
Gatorade is always better mixed with Vodka!

I agree, he should have went to bed. He'll wake up and say to himself, "WTF!! Why am I banned!!" tommorrow.

Gatorade is always better mixed with Vodka!
I'm afraid I've drank too much Gatorade to start drinking it with vodka now

I agree, he should have went to bed. He'll wake up and say to himself, "WTF!! Why am I banned!!" tommorrow.
Yeah, he made those two senseless threads and got the plug pulled from him.

I'm afraid I've drank too much Gatorade to start drinking it with vodka now
Not to mention your to young to get your hands on some of dat sweet drank.

Wow that guy was pissed, and got banned. He will be back obviously, if McKay came back 20 times so can he :D

http://lawprofessors.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/viagra_hes_back03.jpg

Not to mention your to young to get your hands on some of dat sweet drank.
***** pleez, nothing the chinese dep can't fix. Plus my parents drink nothing but wine, I've finished a bottle of tequila and vodka from their stash already :)

You ****ing n00bs paying for alcohol, bahahaha!

I'm so full :(

I will pay BPP 200 million if he bans Tony Blitz for 24 hours. :cool:

www.hotmail.com

I will pay BPP 200 million if he bans Tony Blitz for 24 hours. :cool:
I thought you were my BFFE! :(

I saw a ghost before, the story sucks though

I saw a ghost before, the story sucks though
Are you sure it was a ghost and not the mind of a maniac?

I saw a ghost before, the story sucks though

http://img87.exs.cx/img87/8643/banned.png

Are you sure it was a ghost and not the mind of a maniac?
No way, it was too coincidental. I was sitting in the dark on my pc and thought I saw something at the corner of my eye so I looked to my left and saw nothing but sheer darkness. While I was turning my head back to the computer a white shadow passed by in front of me and then the view was blocked by my desktop. So I was all like "fuuuuuck" and opened the lights and got a bottle of Gatorade

http://img87.exs.cx/img87/8643/banned.png
You're nobody til somebody kills you

No way, it was too coincidental. I was sitting in the dark on my pc and thought I saw something at the corner of my eye so I looked to my left and saw nothing but sheer darkness. While I was turning my head back to the computer a white shadow passed by in front of me and then the view was blocked by my desktop. So I was all like "fuuuuuck" and opened the lights and got a bottle of Gatorade
You should have taken out your lightsaber and struck it down.

http://www.13thhourfx.com/PICS/JEDI%20II.jpg

1.5L of fruit punch Gatorade consumed, I can feel my stomach lining tear.

You should have taken out your lightsaber and struck it down.

http://www.13thhourfx.com/PICS/JEDI%20II.jpg
A spirit is no match even for my immortal jedi skills.

A spirit is no match even for my immortal jedi skills.
:cool: :cool:

For whoever is high or drunk right now... enjoy.
http://www.teamdead.net/gentoo/e-shrooms/

MAN WTF!

I'm playing San Andres, and I'm doing a mission for OG Loc where I have to go dance on some beach!

WTF I have to dance to finish a ****in mission?
I keep doing TERRIBLE on it!

Any advice?

For whoever is high or drunk right now... enjoy.
http://www.teamdead.net/gentoo/e-shrooms/

Wow, I enjoyed that thanks allot, now lets box!

MAN WTF!

I'm playing San Andres, and I'm doing a mission for OG Loc where I have to go dance on some beach!

WTF I have to dance to finish a ****in mission?
I keep doing TERRIBLE on it!

Any advice?
I passed that **** every time, only ****ed up by extinguishing their bonfire before stealing the truck :(. I didn't know people in Cali shoot you for taking out their fire

For whoever is high or drunk right now... enjoy.
http://www.teamdead.net/gentoo/e-shrooms/
You are a true jedi master. :cool:

You are a true jedi master. :cool:
http://www.sci-fire.com/jedi%20master.jpg

I passed that **** every time, only ****ed up by extinguishing their bonfire before stealing the truck :(. I didn't know people in Cali shoot you for taking out their fire

So you did all those dance missions successfully EACH time you tried?!

WTF! You serious!

You are a true jedi master. :cool:

http://www.miketyson****.com/IMG_0212.jpg

Talk about oversized picture, but you get the point.

LETS BOX

So you did all those dance missions successfully EACH time you tried?!

WTF! You serious!
How could you fail at pushing buttons? If I were you I'd kill myself

Talk about oversized picture, but you get the point.

LETS BOX
http://www.miketyson****.com

wtf?

How could you fail at pushing buttons? If I were you I'd kill myself

wtf though

90% of the time it says my timing was bad

BPP is spying on this thread :eek:

Talk about oversized picture, but you get the point.

LETS BOX
I'm too drunk and way to high, but I will let you jack me off. :eek:

wtf though

90% of the time it says my timing was bad
Hit the button when the shape is about 1/2 3/4 already in the circle

I haven't drinked in 3 months and the last time I smoked weed was misused on watching a movie :(

http://www.miketyson****.com

wtf?

Yepp I got that domain and someone offered me $400 for it but I thought **** if Tyson does it its going to be worht more, so I countered $1500, then a few hours later Mike Tyson rumors came to be false so I'm stuck with it for a year, great right?

She's become my new crush

http://celebopedia.com/ali/images/laila_ali.jpg
http://www.suaramerdeka.com/cybernews/sport/figur/figur05b.jpg
http://www.singto.co.uk/Women/Laila-Ali.jpg
http://www.askmen.com/imagesvote/2001_jul/female_boxers/laila_ali_150.jpg

Yepp I got that domain and someone offered me $400 for it but I thought **** if Tyson does it its going to be worht more, so I countered $1500, then a few hours later Mike Tyson rumors came to be false so I'm stuck with it for a year, great right?
:lol1: That's a good case of ownage

My new crush:

http://www.missrussianphilly.com/images/img_viktoriya_3.jpg

My new crush:

http://www.missrussianphilly.com/images/img_viktoriya_3.jpg
Laila Ali TKO1 Viktoriya

Laila Ali TKO1 Viktoriya

Ali's bicept KO your biceps 1 round.

lol.

You crazy Russians!

This is for you Tony LOL!

ps. my crush is my avtar/sig
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y72/ThaGreatest/LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLL.jpg

This is for you Tony LOL!

ps. my crush is my avtar/sig
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y72/ThaGreatest/LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLL.jpg
Poor guy, his final days are comign soon :(. I wanted a Tyson tattoo on my bicep but I think might change it to him, he's a much more respectable person.

Ali's bicept KO your biceps 1 round.
She's so hot and she can kick my ass, what a sweet package :cool:

Poor guy, his final days are comign soon :(. I wanted a Tyson tattoo on my bicep but I think might change it to him, he's a much more respectable person.

Joe Louis.

Joe Louis.
Chicken pot pie.

http://matforever56.turboblog.fr/photos/uncategorized/ji.JPG

I say Adriana takes the title.

http://matforever56.turboblog.fr/photos/uncategorized/ji.JPG

I say Adriana takes the title.
Vida Guerra.

http://matforever56.turboblog.fr/photos/uncategorized/ji.JPG

I say Adriana takes the title.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v210/watusa/tiffanythiessen.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v210/watusa/Thiessen_NT_.jpg

My new crush. (http://216.218.248.205/datastore/1d/ce/b/1dce8b029f12c1db5284f74c386ef7c3.jpg) :eek:

Poor guy, his final days are comign soon :(. I wanted a Tyson tattoo on my bicep but I think might change it to him, he's a much more respectable person.

http://www.ibiblio.org/sergei/Politics/symbol.gif

This is going to be my tattooe once i get enough money to get it done nice.

My new crush. (http://216.218.248.205/datastore/1d/ce/b/1dce8b029f12c1db5284f74c386ef7c3.jpg) :eek:

Well thats getting reported :boxing:

http://www.ibiblio.org/sergei/Politics/symbol.gif

This is going to be my tattooe once i get enough money to get it done nice.

****ing souka!:D

Well thats getting reported :boxing:
Don't you dare :mad:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v210/watusa/jessikaowned.jpg

here's my case of pwnage I did to someone's myspace drawing book

I've seen worse.

Don't you dare :mad:

http://bilder.just-a-joke.de/bilder/alki.jpg

That's some funny ****.

http://bilder.just-a-joke.de/bilder/alki.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v210/watusa/nigplz.jpg

I've seen worse.

http://www.forumspile.com/You-Are-Cool-Pope.jpg

That's some funny ****.

Well I'm going to sleep.

http://www.chaseadventure.com/fisherman/i/girl_in_tent.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v210/watusa/fatass.jpg

http://img61.photobucket.com/albums/v186/elbibi/Anna_Kournikova_-_Very_Nice_Ass.jpg

Well I'm going to sleep.

http://www.chaseadventure.com/fisherman/i/girl_in_tent.jpg
Have you ever been camping with just a horny ass chic?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v210/watusa/zilicowned1.jpg


This is my best case of myspace drawing book pwning

Have you ever been camping with just a horny ass chic?

No. But I'm seriously going to sleep. Hopefully I started a thread thats going to be something special, well Tony Blitz posted here so probably not ;)

http://mouse.webby.com/images/gdniteh.jpg

No. But I'm seriously going to sleep. Hopefully I started a thread thats going to be something special, well Tony Blitz posted here so probably not ;)

http://mouse.webby.com/images/gdniteh.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v210/watusa/anthony.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v210/watusa/anthony.jpg

Man, I would hate to be tripping and have that guy approach me.

I'd warn him. If he was persistent, asking for help into his apartment or something I might consider attacking him.

Man, I would hate to be tripping and have that guy approach me.

I'd warn him. If he was persistent, asking for help into his apartment or something I might consider attacking him.
He's a sex offender, imagine being raped by that thing :eek:

He's a sex offender, imagine being raped by that thing :eek:

That guy is not deterred by simple cross pendants.

Man, I would hate to be tripping and have that guy approach me.

I'd warn him. If he was persistent, asking for help into his apartment or something I might consider attacking him.
If he approached me while I was ****ed up I would have no choice but to kick his ass. :eek:

If he approached me while I was ****ed up I would have no choice but to kick his ass. :eek:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v210/watusa/black_on_white_beating_vidcap.jpg
would you go black on his ass?

If he approached me while I was ****ed up I would have no choice but to kick his ass. :eek:

Damn.

If he was acting a part or something, walking slow and acting mute approaching you while you were on acid.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v210/watusa/deeznutz.jpg

Damn.

If he was acting a part or something, walking slow and acting mute approaching you while you were on acid.
He would have to die.

Oh man I'm such a ****ing moron.

I looked at the clock earlier, and it was a little past 12, and thought it was too late to buy beer.

I forgot they dont stop selling beer untill 1 on saturday.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v210/watusa/deeznutz.jpg
There has to be a inside joke there somewhere.

I'm having doubts about going to bed.

Oh man I'm such a ****ing moron.

I looked at the clock earlier, and it was a little past 12, and thought it was too late to buy beer.

I forgot they dont stop selling beer untill 1 on saturday.
What state?

There has to be a inside joke there somewhere.
The mother's expression says it all:cool:

What state?

Texas...............

I'm having doubts about going to bed.
Useless thread memories. :cool:

Texas...............
George W Bush.

George W Bush.

20 dollar ounces of Weed
20 dollar grams of coke
20 dollar hits of x
5 dollar grams of shrooms

20 dollar ounces of Weed
20 dollar grams of coke
20 dollar hits of x
5 dollar grams of shrooms
Cause everything is big in Teaxas.

Cause everything is big in Teaxas.

Everything is big.

all my friends drive jacked up 4x4 trucks with 4 or 5 inch lifts at least.

Everything is big.

all my friends drive jacked up 4x4 trucks with 4 or 5 inch lifts at least.
Go Permian.

Useless thread memories. :cool:
Dipset all day everyday:cool:

Allright I've woken up!

Allright I've woken up!
How mant times to you jack off in a 24 hour period?

I'm having doubts on where I should live when I'm super rich...

My choices are:
Hawaii
Puerto Rico
Costa Rica
Bahamas
Dominican Republic

I need one right on the ocean, which place has the nicest waters/sand?

http://i15.ebayimg.com/01/i/05/48/c6/13_12.JPG


:eek: :eek:

Those palm trees are eaither small as hell or they were burried.

I'd say burried, the leaves are way too big for the stem if it's the actual size. Never the less, how could you not want to wake up to that view :eek:

It would be Fancy. :cool:

yall as bored as i am...man 2day sucks asssss

I just watched Kerry Collins thow a interception returned for a TD. :mad:

whats the score they better beat the Titans, i dont want 2have 2listen to all these tennessee people talk bout it...at least the vols lost last night, that was cool

Raiders 24 Titans 22 halftime.

my vacation pics are sweet

my vacation pics are sweet
I dont see you in the pics, those are stolen pics.

I dont see you in the pics, those are stolen pics.
How could I take pics of myself if I was the photographer :rolleyes:

How could I take pics of myself if I was the photographer :rolleyes:
Stolen pics. :rolleyes:

Stolen pics. :rolleyes:
I take that as a compliment on how professionally taken they were:cool:

I take that as a compliment on how professionally taken they were:cool:
I would figure you would have at least added the looter to one of those sweet water pics.

Since you don't believe me here's a video I took of some sweet waves hitting our boat in the middle of the ocean :cool:
You're so easily entertained on a cruise ship as a child
http://media.putfile.com/Cruise--jan-03---10-2004-112

For some reason I'm not seeing it.

Need quicktime

Need quicktime
I hate quick time, we already talked about that I thought.

http://x10.putfile.com/10/29416170946.gif

That's what happens to people who don't have quicktime

Spinks taking a nap. :cool:

Spinks taking a nap. :cool:
Henry Tillman actually :cool:

Henry Tillman actually :cool:
Looked like the Spinks KO, but then again the gif was small.

Looked like the Spinks KO, but then again the gif was small.
Spinks was KTFO in the middle of the ring with his back towards the press row :cool:

Spinks was KTFO in the middle of the ring with his back towards the press row :cool:
I can up that fight in the lounge ya know. :cool:

I can up that fight in the lounge ya know. :cool:
I got the Tyson career set :cool:

I got the Tyson career set :cool:
I had to help you out with that. :cool:

I had to help you out with that. :cool:
Only with 1 fight :p

Only with 1 fight :p
But I was there for you!!! I'll be on later tonight, c-ya! :cool:

But I was there for you!!! I'll be on later tonight, c-ya! :cool:
See you my friend!

you know how i can get holy's carerr set with out havein to pay a hole lot or get from the uk all thats on ebay is uk sellers

you know how i can get holy's carerr set with out havein to pay a hole lot or get from the uk all thats on ebay is uk sellers
Check at the top of the page on the forums, there's always advertisement and a lot of the time it's of a DVD career set company.

http://www.consumptionjunction.com/downloadsnew/cj_50240.jpg

I'm just oh so fresh and so clean

I'm high right now. :cool: