So, what do you think guys. Dont be boring. Be eccentric. (sp?)

When he was younger probably tons with that voice

Any public figure ugly or good looking can get all the girls they want.
All they can handle so lets say Mike could handle 3 girls a day im sure he would have 3 different girls a day.:boxing: Lets get ready to rumble byotches!

So, what do you think guys. Dont be boring. Be eccentric. (sp?)
more than a gynecologist

I am real interested to know now that you mention it more about Buffer...Is he married?I heard he was a DJ and perfect his saying in a basement of his how and patented in and well you know the rest...What a ****ing job he should be taking advantage of plenty of ***** now and for the past 15 years or so.I could be wrong but that was a story I heard. :D

I bet he Pulls alot of latinas with the way he Trills his Rs

I bet he Pulls alot of latinas with the way he Trills his Rs
Hahahahha. So 3 a day keeps the doctor away? :cool:

He seems like a hooker ****er to me. I bet most of the woman he wants to **** want a **** load of expensive presents. So its easier and cheaper to hire out a couple of ladies for the night.

is it true that he gets at least 10K for every championship bout he announces?

If Michael Buffer did a **** in the woods, would it smell?

Hahahahha. So 3 a day keeps the doctor away? :cool:
Im sure when he was younger he'd nail anything thrown his way. Ive had days where i have boned 3 different chicks in a day and Im poor and ugly.This guy has money and is famous im sure he could have 10 different girl lined up in 1 day.
Now that is older im sure he picks the best out of the bunch.

If Michael Buffer did a **** in the woods, would it smell?
like a crispy new 100$ bill

like a crispy new 100$ bill
LOL. And Brown, you speak the truth.

Lets see the guy is worth a billion dollars, his brother and him combined are worth a net worth of 1.5 billion dollars. his brother is bruce buffer and he does the UFC fights and some boxing announcements. For every big fight I believe they pay mike buffer 20 grand to announce and he does about 100 and up fights a year. If you look at the cornder he sits in the front row and usually with some super hot chick.

So yes he is living the good life. He has the easiest job all because he patented the saying "Lets get ready to rumble" if anyone uses that in a public sense they have to pay him.

is it true that he gets at least 10K for every championship bout he announces?



It's more like 50k

It's more like 50k

****...that ain't fair! what else can we make a patent for something like this? LET'S GET READY TO RUUUUMMMMBBBLLEEE!

****...that ain't fair! what else can we make a patent for something like this? LET'S GET READY TO RUUUUMMMMBBBLLEEE!



How about...Lets Fight *****es!!!!

I know at the Roy Jones fight in Tampa the other night my gf was talking about Buffer like she would leave me for him.

****. (^_^)

I know at the Roy Jones fight in Tampa the other night my gf was talking about Buffer like she would leave me for him.

****. (^_^)
Post a picture of yourself.

I bet Buffer takes it up the cack pipe from pimps and sailors.

Then he goes back to his Vegas hotel room and slaps whores around. "Do you want it, you dirty *****? Come on, let's get ready to rumble!" He says it in his announcer's voice and gets his rocks off watching her all scared. Then it's back to his coke habit.



None of which is actually true.