I hit a deer last night on the way to return a dvd to the video store.

I was only traveling about 40-45 mph but the road was very dark. As I approached I first saw what appeared to be 2 deer in the road and I began to slow down and swerve around them but as i got closer I saw that the whole ****ing heard was out in the road and they were stretch all the way accross the road. I slammed on the break and swung the wheel as hard as I could to avoid hitting those ****ers. The road was wet and I practically fliupped the van. Anyway i thought I just barely clipped the rear of this one deer but they all bolted across the street so I may have just missed it or perhaps it wasn't seriously injured.

So what is the worst road kill you've ever made? I know i hit a big ass possum once.

I splattered this old ladies dog all over the place once. :(

Man Ive got a Pontiac Trans Sport that I used to kick around to the lumber yard and haul **** with. Something about the shape of that ugly ****ing thing makes it invisible to wildlife. Ive run over squirels, all kinds of birds, rabbits and stuff. No big animals yet, thankfully.

I hit and killed a dog once.... :( The owners didn't blame me as both of their dogs ran out into the road and I was able to avoid one, but not the other. I cried...they didn't want to call me and tell me she died as they were more concerned for me...

Ive only hit sqirrels and rabbits.

I hit a possum once.I was driving and all of sudden I hear boom bam bing and I looked in the rear view and saw it twitching and ****.So i did what any good human being would. I ran it over again to put it out its mysery.:(

I've never hit any animal yet. Okay scratch that, there was this time when it was raining out, and very dark, and there were a lot of tiny frogs out on the road and I may have run a few over without knowing it.

But never anything to register as a bump under my wheels. I've always slammed on the brakes and lucked out.

hey Santino it could have been a moose they roam those parts too I believe.....Me personally can't recall hitting any animals but I clipped a few cars and a wall once...I was Impaiered and younger being an ass though. :)

going over the skyway bridge at 100mph. :eek:

I had 3 accidents in one day once, in my 98 nissan pathfinder.

It all started the day after my moms funeral I was heading to college classes at like 830am in a snow storm I lived about 30 miles from where school was, so I'm about 1 mile from there I start sliding sideways went off the road over this embankment, took out her white wooden fence with my undercarrige it was great ripped off the skid plate and exhaust system right where the intermediate pipe and muffler connect. I was still able to drive it after I got it unstuck so I leave after passing papers and come to find school was cancelled so I was alittle aggitated to say the least so I started heading home.

When I arrived back to my home town I was about 8 miles from home still snowing wouldnt you know a 2 ****ing deer coming jumping over the snow banks on the side of the road right in my path I swerve best I can out of the way of the first one then all of a sudden SMACK hit the second one in the ass with the passenger side front swung him around so fast that his head smashed in my passenger side door and busted my right side headlight assembly, the ****ing deer got right up and ran off. So after calling my dad and letting him know I'm ok and have been in my second accident of the day he was alittle pissed to say the least just like myself.

So finally I'm heading home after work that night at about 2 am I worked with male adolesent sex offenders at the time 12 hours a day 4 days a week supervising them, I get about 3 tenths of a mile from my house out in the middle of east bum **** I fall asleep, now mind you I worked about 45 minutes away from where I lived and that job was a very mentally challenging job so I was tired and all messed up after working and I fell asleep hit a tree at 55 mph came to a dead stop... broke my leg, tore my PCL ligement, ****ed up my face from the air bag deployment, and had to crawl to the nearest neighbor which was about a quarter mile away.

Needless to say that was the end of that vehicle and my good luck driving havent been in an accident since. ****ed up ****.