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Devroy Jones
06-02-2011, 02:03 AM
Hi again.........I was just seeking some advice on how to tackle a much bigger guy than me. In the ring, i could take him down easily, no sweat.he's so slow. But our fight aint gonna be in the ring. Its gonna be held in our school grounds. I'm 5'9 and 100 lbs(101 lbs after that weight gaining thread), and the guy I'm about to fight is a 5'11 monstrosity with 187 lbs. Now what I desperately need is some advice on how to tackle him.
The guy's just plain mad at me because i stole his girl hehehe..., now the whole school will be turnin up to watch our fight and I'm one heck of an underdog. I dont want to be embarassed in front of the whole school:dead1:, so what I'm lookin for is some tips on how to beat this guy....help, please.......

P.S. Runnin aint an option. Its just not my way.
P.P.S Please suggest some moves i can use on him....i dont want to look like this:dead1:

DUCK FACE
06-02-2011, 03:48 AM
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Barnburner
06-02-2011, 03:58 AM
Use his own weight against him. If rushes you, side step and punch him right in the chin, his own momentum will make the punch hurt a lot more and oyt him off balance so he will most likely fall, once this happens you can do as you wish. Just do it fast before he gets up.

Spartacus Sully
06-02-2011, 04:56 AM
Kick him in the nuts.

ChowAce
06-02-2011, 09:48 AM
He will probably rush you and throw bombs. Sidestep and use straight left or right punches and use your speed.

Rip Chudd
06-02-2011, 10:01 AM
Easiest thing to do would be to either dodge a punch first or be the first to throw. Either way you should throat punch him. then when he's gasping for air unload on him son. Normally i'm a non violent guy but this seems like you have no choice man.

Fearless
06-02-2011, 05:38 PM
Kick him in the nuts.

Yeah, there's no honor or anything in a street fight (school fight), just kick him in the nuts. Like Bas Rutten said

"Everybody underestimates the kick in the groin."

fordhamboxing
06-02-2011, 06:49 PM
If you've been boxing it shouldn't be an issue. I'd avoid getting into grappling with him though, but if he gets his hands on you you timmy bradley headbutt him, tyson bite, etc do whatever. Course, if you show up and act like a bloodthirsty crazy person he may actually back down. I've gotten bigger guys to walk away just by acting like an insane little guy

Aperion
06-02-2011, 07:13 PM
Be a man and don't fight. This is, what, high school you're talking about? You and your tango partner will just be YouTube fodder. This situation just sounds really stupid overall. Really, us your damn brain, rise above it man.

I see a couple things goin on here:

1) Troll, troll troll your boat.

2) You're young, dumb and full of piss and vinegar and people's advice on here won't resonante with you. You'll both just rush each other and throw wild stupid punches. Hopefully you'll KO each other.

The reason I shy away from street fights: Injury, death, getting arrested and jail. Maybe you think that won't happen, and maybe you'll get lucky and it wont. Or maybe it will. A tough guy attitude isn't going to help no matter what tho...

Most people on earth are stupid and never get past a high school intellect. Moronic douchebags in their 20s, 30s and 40s fight in lame clubs every night for the same reasons you described here for your little scrap. And if they don't do that they live a life of stupidity and never get anywhere because of an animal like intellect, massive insecurities and a need to maintain ego. They refuse to use rational thoughts, and prefer outrage, and being "right" to thinking things through. This is the bulk of humanity. Its ****ing pathetic.

Be Bernanrd Hopkins, not Tank Abbott.

Ok, that was a weird rant. Damn, I'm turnin into an old man.

Mr Randy Watson
06-02-2011, 07:42 PM
It's easy to be a tuff guy douche bag. you don't have to show up to the proving grounds... if he brings the fight to you pull a ric flair and act like you want no part of him... then poke him in the eyes..

BoyFloyd
06-02-2011, 07:55 PM
HAHA! u are gunna get beat, son!
Shouldnt have messed with the kid's girl, bro.

Some advice would be to not let him grapple you because his weight advantage would out wrestle you easy! at 180lbs he could probably curl 100lbs. You should keep your distance and move back alot. if he gets a grab on you, sprawl out and try to escape. u want a standup match. if he gets you on the ground he will mount you and down comes the ground pound.. at this point use ur legs or a hip escape, but bottem line is DONT WRESTLE WITH HIM. use distance.

1 HitterQuitter
06-02-2011, 08:44 PM
do you box? If so you should be fine

samoanJ
06-02-2011, 08:52 PM
let us know how it goes haha

killsomething
06-02-2011, 09:29 PM
Hi again.........I was just seeking some advice on how to tackle a much bigger guy than me. In the ring, i could take him down easily, no sweat.he's so slow. But our fight aint gonna be in the ring. Its gonna be held in our school grounds. I'm 5'9 and 100 lbs(101 lbs after that weight gaining thread), and the guy I'm about to fight is a 5'11 monstrosity with 187 lbs. Now what I desperately need is some advice on how to tackle him.
The guy's just plain mad at me because i stole his girl hehehe..., now the whole school will be turnin up to watch our fight and I'm one heck of an underdog. I dont want to be embarassed in front of the whole school:dead1:, so what I'm lookin for is some tips on how to beat this guy....help, please.......

P.S. Runnin aint an option. Its just not my way.
P.P.S Please suggest some moves i can use on him....i dont want to look like this:dead1:

Dude...I'm ALMOST the size of that guy, and let me tell you please don't be stupid. A guy that size will not even feel your punches. I'm 170 and I wouldn't feel your punches. I know this, because I've had to spar guys your age/size.

Look at it this way: If he knows ANYTHING about fighting...If he even watches UFC on the weekends and has seen a Tyson highlight clip...this kid will murder you. If he's been in a fight before? He'll murder you hard.

If he doesn't meet any of those criteria? He'll still probably murder you. You do not beat people almost twice your size.

Now if you're somehow (physically) compelled to do this...lots of movement and fancy ****. Look like you're scared and trying to intimidate him by trying to look like you know what you're doing, because you are. This confuses him. If you do not understand this, perhaps this way is not for you and you should go drink a milkshake and eat food or something.

Then when he decides **** this and calls your bluff and comes to get you...Double jab while moving. Hand open and fingers out, aiming for his eyes. Dig up and into them and wrench your hand. As soon as you feel one eye gouge land, throw a right uppercut-left uppercut combo to his nutsack. Rupture his innards (and his outards). Swing around behind him and clap a rear naked choke on him. Hold that for about 5 or six minutes and invite all the ladies to line up and have pictures taken posing next to you, all the guys can autograph his body and draw dicks on him, etc. Then let him go. He should be dead by then.
Be a man and don't fight. This is, what, high school you're talking about? You and your tango partner will just be YouTube fodder. This situation just sounds really stupid overall. Really, us your damn brain, rise above it man.

I see a couple things goin on here:

1) Troll, troll troll your boat.

2) You're young, dumb and full of piss and vinegar and people's advice on here won't resonante with you. You'll both just rush each other and throw wild stupid punches. Hopefully you'll KO each other.

The reason I shy away from street fights: Injury, death, getting arrested and jail. Maybe you think that won't happen, and maybe you'll get lucky and it wont. Or maybe it will. A tough guy attitude isn't going to help no matter what tho...

Most people on earth are stupid and never get past a high school intellect. Moronic douchebags in their 20s, 30s and 40s fight in lame clubs every night for the same reasons you described here for your little scrap. And if they don't do that they live a life of stupidity and never get anywhere because of an animal like intellect, massive insecurities and a need to maintain ego. They refuse to use rational thoughts, and prefer outrage, and being "right" to thinking things through. This is the bulk of humanity. Its ****ing pathetic.

Be Bernanrd Hopkins, not Tank Abbott.

Ok, that was a weird rant. Damn, I'm turnin into an old man.

Someone's gotta preach the word, brother.

Be_kind_rewind
06-03-2011, 11:15 PM
Did u just turn to a boxing forum for advice on how to win a streetfight.. I think it's funny.

but to be honest if he's fat just keep moving. stick and move, but i highly doubt that ... cus i was 186 at 5'7 and i was barely even chubby.

Devroy Jones
06-04-2011, 02:02 AM
Thanks!!!!!!!!fellas. My fight is on the 6th. Trainin real hard. I dont know, maybe i'll be able to win it with my speed and technique. The guy's a fatso. But fatso = power. so I just gotta keep my reach in check like u guys said. And of course, I'll keep u updated.

And also, do u think i could use the clinch if he gets real close? or how the **** am i gonna be able to stop his attacks?

killsomething
06-04-2011, 02:09 AM
And also, do u think i could use the clinch if he gets real close? or how the **** am i gonna be able to stop his attacks?

That's the last thing you want to do. 100 pounds is nothing. And you won't be able to stop his attacks. He's going to murder you, snort 2 lines of pure cocaine off you, and have his way with your corpse.

Train hard!

(Use the Tasmanian footlock)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kyyonI_COz8

Potent
06-04-2011, 02:33 AM
Make sure someone gets video of this. I'm sure we'd like to see how it turned out haha.

frosty-g
06-04-2011, 11:09 AM
Make sure someone gets video of this. I'm sure we'd like to see how it turned out haha.

you wanna watch a 100lb kid get murdered? nice.

to the original poster. i'll presume you're not making this up. a 100lb and 5'9" you're well underweight, i don't care if you're totally shredded. therefore even if you can box real nice you don't have a chance. i'll also presume that you can't otherwise you probably wouldn't even ask these questions.

if you're not full of crap, only advice to give you is stay out of the kid's way at all costs.
give him his girl back, sounds like you haven't got what it takes to look after yourself never mind a woman.
sorry to be harsh. harsher would be to tell you to go face the kid.

The Surgeon
06-04-2011, 11:42 AM
Hi again.........I was just seeking some advice on how to tackle a much bigger guy than me. In the ring, i could take him down easily, no sweat.he's so slow. But our fight aint gonna be in the ring. Its gonna be held in our school grounds. I'm 5'9 and 100 lbs(101 lbs after that weight gaining thread), and the guy I'm about to fight is a 5'11 monstrosity with 187 lbs. Now what I desperately need is some advice on how to tackle him.
The guy's just plain mad at me because i stole his girl hehehe..., now the whole school will be turnin up to watch our fight and I'm one heck of an underdog. I dont want to be embarassed in front of the whole school:dead1:, so what I'm lookin for is some tips on how to beat this guy....help, please.......

P.S. Runnin aint an option. Its just not my way.
P.P.S Please suggest some moves i can use on him....i dont want to look like this:dead1:

Take a weapon and smash the **** out of him with it

Devroy Jones
06-05-2011, 01:51 AM
you wanna watch a 100lb kid get murdered? nice.

to the original poster. i'll presume you're not making this up. a 100lb and 5'9" you're well underweight, i don't care if you're totally shredded. therefore even if you can box real nice you don't have a chance. i'll also presume that you can't otherwise you probably wouldn't even ask these questions.

if you're not full of crap, only advice to give you is stay out of the kid's way at all costs.
give him his girl back, sounds like you haven't got what it takes to look after yourself never mind a woman.
sorry to be harsh. harsher would be to tell you to go face the kid.

I'm assuming you're a fifty-year old balding man so I'm gonna let those comments pass. In India, we are taught to respect elders. ;)

Devroy Jones
06-05-2011, 01:55 AM
do you box? If so you should be fine

I hope so. I'm sure that I'll give the guy somewhat of a challenge. and heck, I might even be able to win.

Devroy Jones
06-05-2011, 02:00 AM
Take a weapon and smash the **** out of him with it

Hell Yeah!!!!!!!! Then I could send the guy to a 'SURGEON'. ;)

Thanks for all those help guys. I'm fired up :burnup:

Potent
06-08-2011, 03:33 AM
Atta boy. You got the speed. There ain't no gloves so one clean shot is all it takes.

The Surgeon
06-09-2011, 05:56 AM
Hell Yeah!!!!!!!! Then I could send the guy to a 'SURGEON'. ;)

Thanks for all those help guys. I'm fired up :burnup:

How'd it go Dev?

T-97
06-09-2011, 12:37 PM
How'd it go Dev?

Guessing by the lack of reply, he got banged out.

sammiza567
06-10-2011, 07:56 AM
step 1: take the GOAT off your avatar. step 2: leave here and never come back

Marchegiano
06-10-2011, 08:32 AM
step 1: take the GOAT off your avatar. step 2: leave here and never come back

? why so hard on the boy ?

The Surgeon
06-10-2011, 08:57 AM
Guessing by the lack of reply, he got banged out.

T-97 Not seen u around in AGES dude, hows things?

Sage84
06-10-2011, 11:03 AM
Is he dead?....

Jakutindi Wauya
06-10-2011, 12:05 PM
If you didnt know how to beat him you should not have taken the fight.I'm also assuming you either got banged or the fighter never took place

jtiger777
06-13-2011, 10:55 AM
stealing someones girl is not cool, if u think its cool i hope he whoops ur ass

bad luck!!!!

putaloco
06-13-2011, 11:18 AM
hahahaha on some high school ****!!! who fights for sluts dude? there are too many to be fighting another man for one, you guys should should shake hands and double team this whore!
PS THE REAL WINNER HERE IS THE CHICK CUZ SHE HAS TWO CLOWNS FIGHTING FOR HER HAHAHAHA . OH AND IF HES NOT COMPLETELY RETARDED HES GONNA **** YOU UP!!

Be_kind_rewind
06-13-2011, 01:18 PM
You guys killed him.... you should told him he's better off catching bullets with his teeth

Reggie Miller
06-14-2011, 11:06 AM
As a psych warfare tactic... wear sneakers like Nikes with chunky soles.. you will all but even up any height difference with that. Sometimes a guy who thinks he taller than you thinks he can intimidate you, when he realises that you're both around the same height height, it will get to him a little.

Hit him with body shots, don't go for the chin.. its much easer to rip to the body and you can either take body shots well or you can't..... the average person will fold immediately.

Kenny MF Powers
06-14-2011, 11:24 AM
This thread desperately needs an update from the OP. Video would be preferred.