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In this, our first installment of our 'Suburban Scumbags" series, we present to you.... the ******. That poor, often misunderstood soul, the result of cultural crossover. Hated by blacks for making a mockery of their culture, hated by whites for trying to be something that they can never be (black, basically), the ****** is a true American original.

1: Hat. Must be worn backwards, as a symbol of anti-conformity. Under the hat- a 'mushroom' hairstyle, or shaved head altogether. Hat must bear a sports team or a marijuana leaf.

2: Practiced sneer. Try not to laugh in the ******'s face when he flashes you his look of anger, as he's spent many hours in the mirror getting his look of disdain 'just right'. The practiced sneer may reveal a gold-capped tooth or 2, but this is optional, as many parents dont have extended dental plans which will cover their kids cosmetic dentistry.

3: Tattoos. Usually a tribute to a fallen rapper, sometimes the motto or slogan of a rap group, sometimes a pot leaf. In general, poor artwork that will be hard to explain to the grandkids (Grandpa- what's 'Thug Life'??)

4:T-shirt bearing logo of clothing company that doesnt want the ****** wearing their clothes. Like FUBU- an acronym meaning 'For Us, By Us', a black-owned company commiting blatant racism by implying that the clothes they sell are for blacks only. This fact is lost on the ******, however, as he continues to patronize this company, much to the dismay of his (rapidly depleting) dignity.

5: Gang sign of gang he's not in. Since he lives miles away from the first hint of urban blight, he can afford to throw up sets he doesnt belong to, scaring the elderly into thinking he's some kind of gangster, without fear of being killed by a real gang member for the crime of 'false-flaggin' (claiming you're down with a particular gang when you're not).

6: Gun. Usually a Crossman BB gun, just realistic enough to get ****** chicks to swoon over their fearless romeo.

7: Underwear sticking out a minimum of 6 inches above waistband. Some say it's laziness, but to a ******, it's all about fashion. Not only do you get to show off otherwise-private underwear labels to the world, you get the added thrill of ventilation on your asscrack.

8: Jeans. Expensive. The ****** must wear pants that are a minimum of 40 full sizes over his original size. The legs should be large enough to hold the population of a 3rd world country in, and should drag across the floor freely, like the train on a wedding gown.

9: Sneakers. Dont tell the ****** that his 250 dollar sneakers are made of the same material as Kmart's 25 dollar ones- it's all about fashion, yet again, and to wear anything less than the hottest sneaker out at the moment would be akin to showing up at a black panther meeting wearing a klan hood. In case you were wondering, the ****** has no remorse over the fact that his sneakers were made in a sweatshop by an underage peon laborer who made 2 cents that entire day making the shoes that help the ****** fit in with his materialistic social circle.

10: The city. This is the ******'s preferred habitat. Ignore the fact that they mostly dwell in the suburbs, any decent, upstanding ****** will, AT MINIMUM, have a cardboard cutout of a city skyline in his suburan backyard to stand in front of while posing as a hardened tough guy.

http://images.usatoday.com/life/_photos/2003/04-18-malibu-inside.jpg

http://images.usatoday.com/life/_photos/2003/04-18-malibu-inside.jpg


Great flick.

http://ffmedia.ign.com/filmforce/image/HochWB.jpg

****in funny ****.

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In this, our first installment of our 'Suburban Scumbags" series, we present to you.... the ******. That poor, often misunderstood soul, the result of cultural crossover. Hated by blacks for making a mockery of their culture, hated by whites for trying to be something that they can never be (black, basically), the ****** is a true American original. We have labeled the above drawing, and the numbers below explain the traits that will help you find your very own ****** on the streets of your town today! It's fun and easy.....

1: Hat. Must be worn backwards, as a symbol of anti-conformity. Under the hat- a 'mushroom' hairstyle, or shaved head altogether. Hat must bear a sports team or a marijuana leaf.

2: Practiced sneer. Try not to laugh in the ******'s face when he flashes you his look of anger, as he's spent many hours in the mirror getting his look of disdain 'just right'. The practiced sneer may reveal a gold-capped tooth or 2, but this is optional, as many parents dont have extended dental plans which will cover their kids cosmetic dentistry.

3: Tattoos. Usually a tribute to a fallen rapper, sometimes the motto or slogan of a rap group, sometimes a pot leaf. In general, poor artwork that will be hard to explain to the grandkids (Grandpa- what's 'Thug Life'??)

4:T-shirt bearing logo of clothing company that doesnt want the ****** wearing their clothes. Like FUBU- an acronym meaning 'For Us, By Us', a black-owned company commiting blatant racism by implying that the clothes they sell are for blacks only. This fact is lost on the ******, however, as he continues to patronize this company, much to the dismay of his (rapidly depleting) dignity.

5: Gang sign of gang he's not in. Since he lives miles away from the first hint of urban blight, he can afford to throw up sets he doesnt belong to, scaring the elderly into thinking he's some kind of gangster, without fear of being killed by a real gang member for the crime of 'false-flaggin' (claiming you're down with a particular gang when you're not).

6: Gun. Usually a Crossman BB gun, just realistic enough to get ****** chicks to swoon over their fearless romeo.

7: Underwear sticking out a minimum of 6 inches above waistband. Some say it's laziness, but to a ******, it's all about fashion. Not only do you get to show off otherwise-private underwear labels to the world, you get the added thrill of ventilation on your asscrack.

8: Jeans. Expensive. The ****** must wear pants that are a minimum of 40 full sizes over his original size. The legs should be large enough to hold the population of a 3rd world country in, and should drag across the floor freely, like the train on a wedding gown.

9: Sneakers. Dont tell the ****** that his 250 dollar sneakers are made of the same material as Kmart's 25 dollar ones- it's all about fashion, yet again, and to wear anything less than the hottest sneaker out at the moment would be akin to showing up at a black panther meeting wearing a klan hood. In case you were wondering, the ****** has no remorse over the fact that his sneakers were made in a sweatshop by an underage peon laborer who made 2 cents that entire day making the shoes that help the ****** fit in with his materialistic social circle.

10: The city. This is the ******'s preferred habitat. Ignore the fact that they mostly dwell in the suburbs, any decent, upstanding ****** will, AT MINIMUM, have a cardboard cutout of a city skyline in his suburan backyard to stand in front of while posing as a hardened tough guy.


....lol lol lol You just described Nash and told his life story at the same time.

Please old fart. I wasnt even apart of this. Go soak your dentures.
....lol lol lol You just described Nash and told his life story at the same time.

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y72/ThaGreatest/mnashlol.jpg

I was on the road the other day....and I saw these three ******s.

One was wearing an addidas jumpsuit and sideways cap

One was wearing those visors sideways.....with a big chain

I cant remember what the other one wore...

I wanted to run them over with my car.

I hate those mother ****ers. Race traitor ****suckers.

http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b120/mnash_98/smoochiethe******.jpg

Please old fart. I wasnt even apart of this. Go soak your dentures.


....lol lol lol Part of what? You are the consumate ******.

How are they race traitors?
I was on the road the other day....and I saw these three ******s.

One was wearing an addidas jumpsuit and sideways cap

One was wearing those visors sideways.....with a big chain

I wanted to run them over with my car.

I hate those mother ****ers. Race traitor ****suckers.

How are they race traitors?

Because I said so.

How are they race traitors?


...You mean we?????

Yes there are alot of those I am not going to type the word because it is just as ignorant as the one that starts with an N....But some are just embracing the Hip-Hop culture yes alot are doing it rather unfashionably but hey the People who created this culture....have to be somewhat happy they have so much influence on the young in this generation....I mean it is not too much different than Hippies and all other lifestyles or looks that have gone against the grain for so called NORMAL people in this world...I embrace it and support it for the most part...Except the gold and Platinum teeth on white boys I don't know it just does not look right to me my little brother is one of these W1gg3rs you speak of and to be honest I was to and still am to a certain extent. ;)

I was on the road the other day....and I saw these three ******s.

One was wearing an addidas jumpsuit and sideways cap

One was wearing those visors sideways.....with a big chain

I cant remember what the other one wore...

I wanted to run them over with my car.

I hate those mother ****ers. Race traitor ****suckers.

Agreed my friend

For real knives, elaborate. Im not beefin with you. Just honesty dude.
Because I said so.

Yes there are alot of those I am not going to type the word because it is just as ignorant as the one that starts with an N....But some are just embracing the Hip-Hop culture yes alot are doing it rather unfashionably but hey the People who created this culture....have to be somewhat happy they have so much influence on the young in this generation....I mean it is not too much different than Hippies and all other lifestyles or looks that have gone against the grain for so called NORMAL people in this world...I embrace it and support it for the most part...Except the gold and Platinum teeth on white boys I don't know it just does not look right to me my little brother is one of these W1gg3rs you speak of and to be honest I was to and still am to a certain extent. ;)

I'm sorry. But where I come from.....we call those people Chapetes.

What would you say about a white boy wearing:

1. A Hairnet
2. Dickies shorts with long white socks
3. Dark Sunglasses
4. Nike Cortez shoes
5. Wife Beater T-Shirt

I would say "****sucker"

For real knives, elaborate. Im not beefin with you. Just honesty dude.

White people do not dress like black people.

Yes there are alot of those I am not going to type the word because it is just as ignorant as the one that starts with an N....But some are just embracing the Hip-Hop culture yes alot are doing it rather unfashionably but hey the People who created this culture....have to be somewhat happy they have so much influence on the young in this generation....I mean it is not too much different than Hippies and all other lifestyles or looks that have gone against the grain for so called NORMAL people in this world...I embrace it and support it for the most part...Except the gold and Platinum teeth on white boys I don't know it just does not look right to me my little brother is one of these W1gg3rs you speak of and to be honest I was to and still am to a certain extent. ;)

Just for the record, I hate hippies equally

Just for the record, I hate hippies equally

I second that.

let people be who they are for real. ******s are only suburbanites who have no connections with the black culture IMO. these suburbanites have never met any black people just get the stereotypical image of blacks off BET/MTV.

I second that.

Hippies= unclean ******s = no heart

Proper attire for White and Black individual juvenile males.

Black:

FUBU gear, Doo-rags, bling bling etc

White:

A&F button up shirts and cargo shorts, sandals, ballcap

Lets keep it that way.

let people be who they are for real. ******s are only suburbanites who have no connections with the black culture IMO. these suburbanites have never met any black people just get the stereotypical image of blacks off BET/MTV.

Dude, you ARE a ******.

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In this, our first installment of our 'Suburban Scumbags" series, we present to you.... the ******. That poor, often misunderstood soul, the result of cultural crossover. Hated by blacks for making a mockery of their culture, hated by whites for trying to be something that they can never be (black, basically), the ****** is a true American original. We have labeled the above drawing, and the numbers below explain the traits that will help you find your very own ****** on the streets of your town today! It's fun and easy.....

1: Hat. Must be worn backwards, as a symbol of anti-conformity. Under the hat- a 'mushroom' hairstyle, or shaved head altogether. Hat must bear a sports team or a marijuana leaf.

2: Practiced sneer. Try not to laugh in the ******'s face when he flashes you his look of anger, as he's spent many hours in the mirror getting his look of disdain 'just right'. The practiced sneer may reveal a gold-capped tooth or 2, but this is optional, as many parents dont have extended dental plans which will cover their kids cosmetic dentistry.

3: Tattoos. Usually a tribute to a fallen rapper, sometimes the motto or slogan of a rap group, sometimes a pot leaf. In general, poor artwork that will be hard to explain to the grandkids (Grandpa- what's 'Thug Life'??)

4:T-shirt bearing logo of clothing company that doesnt want the ****** wearing their clothes. Like FUBU- an acronym meaning 'For Us, By Us', a black-owned company commiting blatant racism by implying that the clothes they sell are for blacks only. This fact is lost on the ******, however, as he continues to patronize this company, much to the dismay of his (rapidly depleting) dignity.

5: Gang sign of gang he's not in. Since he lives miles away from the first hint of urban blight, he can afford to throw up sets he doesnt belong to, scaring the elderly into thinking he's some kind of gangster, without fear of being killed by a real gang member for the crime of 'false-flaggin' (claiming you're down with a particular gang when you're not).

6: Gun. Usually a Crossman BB gun, just realistic enough to get ****** chicks to swoon over their fearless romeo.

7: Underwear sticking out a minimum of 6 inches above waistband. Some say it's laziness, but to a ******, it's all about fashion. Not only do you get to show off otherwise-private underwear labels to the world, you get the added thrill of ventilation on your asscrack.

8: Jeans. Expensive. The ****** must wear pants that are a minimum of 40 full sizes over his original size. The legs should be large enough to hold the population of a 3rd world country in, and should drag across the floor freely, like the train on a wedding gown.

9: Sneakers. Dont tell the ****** that his 250 dollar sneakers are made of the same material as Kmart's 25 dollar ones- it's all about fashion, yet again, and to wear anything less than the hottest sneaker out at the moment would be akin to showing up at a black panther meeting wearing a klan hood. In case you were wondering, the ****** has no remorse over the fact that his sneakers were made in a sweatshop by an underage peon laborer who made 2 cents that entire day making the shoes that help the ****** fit in with his materialistic social circle.

10: The city. This is the ******'s preferred habitat. Ignore the fact that they mostly dwell in the suburbs, any decent, upstanding ****** will, AT MINIMUM, have a cardboard cutout of a city skyline in his suburan backyard to stand in front of while posing as a hardened tough guy.


:eek: that is exactly me

Why the hate dude for people you havent even met. Didnt Hitler do something like this to jews?

so what hes wearing a jumpsuit.
I was on the road the other day....and I saw these three ******s.

One was wearing an addidas jumpsuit and sideways cap

One was wearing those visors sideways.....with a big chain

I cant remember what the other one wore...

I wanted to run them over with my car.

I hate those mother ****ers. Race traitor ****suckers.

:eek: that is exactly me

Jack. I think someone forgot to tell you.

You are a black guy.

I'm sorry. But where I come from.....we call those people Chapetes.

What would you say about a white boy wearing:

1. A Hairnet
2. Dickies shorts with long white socks
3. Dark Sunglasses
4. Nike Cortez shoes
5. Wife Beater T-Shirt

I would say "****sucker"
Well bro I am I suppose technically not white(half Syrian) so I may be a slight acception but either way I try to look at it lees like a race thing and more like a culture thing...hey we have always been cool as far as I know and I want to keep it that way to each is own but for the record I wear wife beaters and jump suits from time to time...I even have a dope pair that you just rip right off when you start a Basketball game or in the middle of a club just depends.LOL peace.

Dude, you ARE a ******.


..Yeah, nice attempt to play it off with terms like them and they huh. lol lol Get the **** up outta here yo. I'm off to bed. Run and Drew are left with stearing this young dumb wiggity wiggity straight.

Proper attire for White and Black individual juvenile males.

Black:

FUBU gear, Doo-rags, bling bling etc

White:

A&F button up shirts and cargo shorts, sandals, ballcap

Lets keep it that way.
Hey I wear button up shirts and sandals too sometimes..also boat shoes I have a nice 100$ pair of Sperry top-siders.LOL I am not being funny true story.

Well bro I am I suppose technically not white(half Syrian) so I may be a slight acception but either way I try to look at it lees like a race thing and more like a culture thing...hey we have always been cool as far as I know and I want to keep it that way to each is own but for the record I wear wife beaters and jump suits from time to time...I even have a dope pair that you just rip right off when you start a Basketball game or in the middle of a club just depends.LOL peace.

I am half Mexican. Half Anglo.

I could dress like a cholo but I chose to dress like whitebread.

I honestly think the word ****** is stupid...

The only people I think are ******s are like straight white boys with du rags and dadadada u know...

Depends, some white people can dress like blacks and not be ******s...

You can tell the diff from a wannabe and the real thing.

Jack. I think someone forgot to tell you.

You are a black guy.


i always forget :o

doesnt matter , i am a MOD first

I have a nice 100$ pair of Sperry top-siders.LOL I am not being funny true story.

I have 2 pairs of boat shoes.

1 sperry topsider that are almost worn out and a pair of Nautica gold.

i always forget :o

doesnt matter , i am a MOD first

I want you to be a mod on this site.

oh boy. how do "black people dress"?
White people do not dress like black people.

I am half Mexican. Half Anglo.

I could dress like a cholo but I chose to dress like whitebread.
I dress to the occasion...I mean don't get me wrong I don't wear streetwear to a nice restarant or formall setting but I have never been on E channels worst dressed list yet either...you have to adapt to each situation accordingly and be yourself while doing so IMO.

This white boy, mexican guy, black guy stuff is bull****...

People should dress how they want....

lets keep interracial marriages from happening too while youre at it
Proper attire for White and Black individual juvenile males.

Black:

FUBU gear, Doo-rags, bling bling etc

White:

A&F button up shirts and cargo shorts, sandals, ballcap

Lets keep it that way.

lets keep interracial marriages from happening too while youre at it

Wow that kind of thinking is pretty narrow-minded

Old people go to sleep early. If he doesnt go to sleep now hes gonna need Ben-gay in the morning. Nyahahhahaha.
..Yeah, nice attempt to play it off with terms like them and they huh. lol lol Get the **** up outta here yo. I'm off to bed. Run and Drew are left with stearing this young dumb wiggity wiggity straight.

lets keep interracial marriages from happening too while youre at it

I love his retors to people's points and comments. They're simply random statements he some how tries to pass off as something we said.

I honestly think the word ****** is stupid...

The only people I think are ******s are like straight white boys with du rags and dadadada u know...

Depends, some white people can dress like blacks and not be ******s...

You can tell the diff from a wannabe and the real thing.
Example the movie "Witheboys" about those country ass hicks who thought they were Gangsta they apply to the W1gg3r category but to me race has nothing to do with it is it more a culture...Look how many Asians Dress Hip-Hop what would they be considered?

No wonder why you're pro-white for real. Im guessing your Mexican father or mother didnt play a role in your life.

I wouldnt be got in A&F and sandals.
I am half Mexican. Half Anglo.

I could dress like a cholo but I chose to dress like whitebread.

LOL!

Depends you know...

If you raised in the hood, then I don't blame you..

but like some guy from Malibu or Beverly Hills raised goes around trying to act black is straight ******ish..

Example the movie "Witheboys" about those country ass hicks who thought they were Gangsta they apply to the W1gg3r category but to me race has nothing to do with it is it more a culture...Look how many Asians Dress Hip-Hop what would they be considered?

Ok look.

I could understand a white guy who grew up in compton....to dress hip hop.

I can not understand a white guy who grew up in the hills to dress hip hop.

simple as that.

Vice Versa for a black man.

Example the movie "Witheboys" about those country ass hicks who thought they were Gangsta they apply to the W1gg3r category but to me race has nothing to do with it is it more a culture...Look how many Asians Dress Hip-Hop what would they be considered?


I got a buddy thats white, black and asian. He refers to himself as a caublasian

No wonder why you're pro-white for real. Im guessing your Mexican father or mother didnt play a role in your life.

I wouldnt be got in A&F and sandals.

You know what nash.......**** you.

I have plenty of friends who are gangster. Some from Trece, TCB, Latin Kings, and other gangs. I also have friends who are preppy whites.

I Identify with both but I dress like a white man.

Because I consider myself white.

lets keep interracial marriages from happening too while youre at it
Hell no...I know you were being sarcastic but some whites and blacks make some hot ass women...Mocha skinn natural blonde hair that is textured like Blacks.Very Hot women, same with Hispanics and blacks and hispanics and whites too.....a combo it nice to me as long as they get the best the races they are mixed with.

Ok look.

I could understand a white guy who grew up in compton....to dress hip hop.

I can not understand a white guy who grew up in the hills to dress hip hop.

simple as that.

Vice Versa for a black man.
Exactly...

I don't wear sandals with hawaiin shirts, that just ain't me lol..

There's some white boy at my school, every day he comes with like some nike sweat suit, then wears a du-rag all the time, but he is a STRAIGHT UP WHITE BOY!

He's a nice guy, but I just don't get him! LOL!

Then he wears like one of those 10 year out of style nike hats that look ****in GAY!

LOL

Hell no...I know you were being sarcastic but some whites and blacks make some hot ass women...Mocha skinn natural blonde hair that is textured like Blacks.Very Hot women, same with Hispanics and blacks and hispanics and whites too.....a combo it nice to me as long as they get the best the races they are mixed with.

I like a nice Asian/White mix that results in great skin and big, big titties.

Latinas=the hottest IMO..

Actually, there's hot girls in every race.

i refer to use a liar. tiger woods made that word.
I got a buddy thats white, black and asian. He refers to himself as a caublasian

Have you ever seen a girl that's

latina/black/asian

I saw one and ****in amazing!

Well you're not white. And you'll realize that. You have darker skin and hair. I know how people think. They wont see your white parent. They will see your Mexican parent.

Thats what Halle Berrys white mother told her. Telling her she is black and not white. The world will see you as a black girl.

Her moms has a point.
You know what nash.......**** you.

I have plenty of friends who are gangster. Some from Trece, TCB, Latin Kings, and other gangs. I also have friends who are preppy whites.

I Identify with both but I dress like a white man.

Because I consider myself white.

i refer to use a liar. tiger woods made that word.

My friend has refered to himself as that since I met him in 91. I don't need to make things up, I'm confident with who I am Boy.

When you see that combo with big titties, please tell me. Cause I aint seeing it.
I like a nice Asian/White mix that results in great skin and big, big titties.

When you see that combo with big titties, please tell me. Cause I aint seeing it.

I've seen it, ****ed it, and dated it's friends.

Lets be honest, neither side of that gene pool with get you big titties.
I've seen it, ****ed it, and dated it's friends.

Lets be honest, neither side of that gene pool with get you big titties.


You don't know, do you.

You don't know, do you.
Asians and white mix is that what you guys are talking about?If so I have seen and banged a couple of Asian chicks with nice round C cups and they are perfect just what you need and white chicks well they have Big tits not all but there is no shortage.

Asians and white mix is that what you guys are talking about?If so I have seen and banged a couple of Asian chicks with nice round C cups and they are perfect just what you need and white chicks well they have Big tits not all but there is no shortage.


You do know

You guys are so hard on white boys what about Asians that only date whites? Are they sellouts? They dont even date their own race.

I smell a double standard.

You guys are so hard on white boys what about Asians that only date whites? Are they sellouts? They dont even date their own race.

I smell a double standard.
Nobody is a sellout...come on who cares the race we are all human and want to **** hot people of the opposite sex no matter the race......I love ***** and ***** loves me....black,green,yellow P.R.Or Hatian..LIke ya man Raekwon said.

Yeah, I hear you bro,

Im not against interracial marriage.

But racists on this thread think each race should act a certain way. What keeps them from thinking races shouldnt mingle with each other?

You guys are so hard on white boys what about Asians that only date whites? Are they sellouts? They dont even date their own race.


I smell a double standard.

Good ***** knows no racial bounds.

Yeah, I hear you bro,

Im not against interracial marriage.

But racists on this thread think each race should act a certain way. What keeps them from thinking races shouldnt mingle with each other?
Look what Drewcypher said right below your post I think we all agree here but we can't quite explain it so everone gets it.We all like different races of Women and Men as friends of course but Color really don't matter people should always go with their heart on the impression they want to portray to others.

They are called amer-asians. They first started to become more prevalent during vietnam. Many of our soldiers had children with vietnamese women, also this took place during the Korean war. Many soldiers saids that they were the most beautiful women they ever saw.

Nobody is a sellout...come on who cares the race we are all human and want to **** hot people of the opposite sex no matter the race......I love ***** and ***** loves me....black,green,yellow P.R.Or Hatian..LIke ya man Raekwon said.
LOL!

I LOVE TO **** PEOPLE OF OTHER RACES ! I ALSO PLAN TO NEVER **** A GIRL THATS MY RACE!

LOL!

I LOVE TO **** PEOPLE OF OTHER RACES ! I ALSO PLAN TO NEVER **** A GIRL THATS MY RACE!
I am Brown I have no paticular race......or matbe grey either way I see little color.

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In this, our first installment of our 'Suburban Scumbags" series, we present to you.... the ******. That poor, often misunderstood soul, the result of cultural crossover. Hated by blacks for making a mockery of their culture, hated by whites for trying to be something that they can never be (black, basically), the ****** is a true American original. We have labeled the above drawing, and the numbers below explain the traits that will help you find your very own ****** on the streets of your town today! It's fun and easy.....

1: Hat. Must be worn backwards, as a symbol of anti-conformity. Under the hat- a 'mushroom' hairstyle, or shaved head altogether. Hat must bear a sports team or a marijuana leaf.

2: Practiced sneer. Try not to laugh in the ******'s face when he flashes you his look of anger, as he's spent many hours in the mirror getting his look of disdain 'just right'. The practiced sneer may reveal a gold-capped tooth or 2, but this is optional, as many parents dont have extended dental plans which will cover their kids cosmetic dentistry.

3: Tattoos. Usually a tribute to a fallen rapper, sometimes the motto or slogan of a rap group, sometimes a pot leaf. In general, poor artwork that will be hard to explain to the grandkids (Grandpa- what's 'Thug Life'??)

4:T-shirt bearing logo of clothing company that doesnt want the ****** wearing their clothes. Like FUBU- an acronym meaning 'For Us, By Us', a black-owned company commiting blatant racism by implying that the clothes they sell are for blacks only. This fact is lost on the ******, however, as he continues to patronize this company, much to the dismay of his (rapidly depleting) dignity.

5: Gang sign of gang he's not in. Since he lives miles away from the first hint of urban blight, he can afford to throw up sets he doesnt belong to, scaring the elderly into thinking he's some kind of gangster, without fear of being killed by a real gang member for the crime of 'false-flaggin' (claiming you're down with a particular gang when you're not).

6: Gun. Usually a Crossman BB gun, just realistic enough to get ****** chicks to swoon over their fearless romeo.

7: Underwear sticking out a minimum of 6 inches above waistband. Some say it's laziness, but to a ******, it's all about fashion. Not only do you get to show off otherwise-private underwear labels to the world, you get the added thrill of ventilation on your asscrack.

8: Jeans. Expensive. The ****** must wear pants that are a minimum of 40 full sizes over his original size. The legs should be large enough to hold the population of a 3rd world country in, and should drag across the floor freely, like the train on a wedding gown.

9: Sneakers. Dont tell the ****** that his 250 dollar sneakers are made of the same material as Kmart's 25 dollar ones- it's all about fashion, yet again, and to wear anything less than the hottest sneaker out at the moment would be akin to showing up at a black panther meeting wearing a klan hood. In case you were wondering, the ****** has no remorse over the fact that his sneakers were made in a sweatshop by an underage peon laborer who made 2 cents that entire day making the shoes that help the ****** fit in with his materialistic social circle.

10: The city. This is the ******'s preferred habitat. Ignore the fact that they mostly dwell in the suburbs, any decent, upstanding ****** will, AT MINIMUM, have a cardboard cutout of a city skyline in his suburan backyard to stand in front of while posing as a hardened tough guy.


LMAO@Manny_P and Paradious calling me a ******. Those guys are highly skilled at "pwning" themselves.

I'm sorry. But where I come from.....we call those people Chapetes.

What would you say about a white boy wearing:

1. A Hairnet
2. Dickies shorts with long white socks
3. Dark Sunglasses
4. Nike Cortez shoes
5. Wife Beater T-Shirt

I would say "****sucker"

that White guy your talking about lives in the Varrios of LA and is in the movie American ME

I am Brown I have no paticular race......or matbe grey either way I see little color.I know you're syrian, I'm persian, not a big diff, luckily, I don't look persian at all.(knock on wood)

i look light skinned Black Except my hair

I know you're syrian, I'm persian, not a big diff, luckily, I don't look persian at all.(knock on wood)

why dont you just say that you r iranian bro.

I know you're syrian, I'm persian, not a big diff, luckily, I don't look persian at all.(knock on wood)
I get asked if I am Italian,P.Rican or Cuban often.

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B-RAD!!!!!!

I love that movie lol.

Proper attire for White and Black individual juvenile males.

Black:

FUBU gear, Doo-rags, bling bling etc

White:

A&F button up shirts and cargo shorts, sandals, ballcap

Lets keep it that way.

Whoa, let's cut the sandals. Sandals are for ******s, and sometimes women, but preferrably only ******s so I know who's feet to inentionally stomp on as I pass them. Sandals are the worst invention known to man. Caps should be banned, too, as well as cargo shorts and AE, A&F, etc. clothing. In fact, just get rid of the preppy look. God, I ****ing hate those kids almost as much as I hate ******s and hippies.

why dont you just say that you r iranian bro.
because it's called persian...the empire was called "Persia" before those ****face Iraqis came n started ****.

Raessaed, that's funny LOL

It's funny how people think I'm latino and start speakin spanish to me hahahhaha

Whoa, let's cut the sandals. Sandals are for ******s, and sometimes women, but preferrably only ******s so I know who's feet to inentionally stomp on as I pass them. Sandals are the worst invention known to man. Caps should be banned, too, as well as cargo shorts and AE, A&F, etc. clothing. In fact, just get rid of the preppy look. God, I ****ing hate those kids almost as much as I hate ******s and hippies.
I always picture you to wear sandals and look like a little girl.

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2: Practiced sneer. Try not to laugh in the ******'s face when he flashes you his look of anger, as he's spent many hours in the mirror getting his look of disdain 'just right'. The practiced sneer may reveal a gold-capped tooth or 2, but this is optional, as many parents dont have extended dental plans which will cover their kids cosmetic dentistry.


i want 2 gold capped tooth so im a ******:ugh:

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I can't blame white kids for dressing or acting black/latin/asian for they pretty much have lost what little culture they had over time, they have nothing to call theirs or to belong to so they grip on others. I got a question though.. why when Latinos wear black **** do they not get the same criticism as the white kids? I seen plenty latinos dressing black and all into the hip hop scene.. It isn't part of their culture.. yet they don't get critiqued for it.

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They got the ****** character down perfect in that movie.

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A ****** and a *****. I would have knocked that ***** out cold if he gave me a free shot.

You know what nash.......**** you.

I have plenty of friends who are gangster. Some from Trece, TCB, Latin Kings, and other gangs. I also have friends who are preppy whites.

I Identify with both but I dress like a white man.

Because I consider myself white.

what state do u live in dawg?

You know what nash.......**** you.

I have plenty of friends who are gangster. Some from Trece, TCB, Latin Kings, and other gangs. I also have friends who are preppy whites.

I Identify with both but I dress like a white man.

Because I consider myself white.

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A ****** and a *****. I would have knocked that ***** out cold if he gave me a free shot.

i ****ing hate ******s 4real all they do is run there mouth but cant fight 4 **** .