View Full Version : Things you always do when you're drunk


chito
09-23-2005, 10:08 AM
Please list some of the things you usually do.

Me first.

1. I tell some of my secrets.
2. I am hyperactive when im drunk and i usually like to play some sport who is physically tiring like basketball or boxing.
3. My blood rises when im drunk (i think most of us do) and im kinda horny and i will try as much as i could to get a glimpse of beautiful (nude) girls in a bar or club.
4. Then I would look for sex, sex, and sex. If I couldn't find any, i would just go home and try to kill myself (joke). End.

Diablo
09-23-2005, 10:10 AM
"Bang hot chicks"

bigdlb12
09-23-2005, 10:11 AM
talk too much and try to hump just about any woman

Allison
09-23-2005, 10:16 AM
I always say things I'd rather keep to myself.

I'll dance to anything when I'm drunk.

Bubba Chunday
09-23-2005, 10:26 AM
I smile constantly, and talk to myself in the toliet.

rocco1252
09-23-2005, 10:27 AM
I usually end up making myself puke after I get the buzz going so I can pound some more

McKay 1
09-23-2005, 10:28 AM
I have been drinking all night.

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rocco1252
09-23-2005, 10:30 AM
and chances are when you look at them the next day there probably not too hot!

McKay 1
09-23-2005, 10:30 AM
And a good part of yesterday afternoon as well.

RAESAAD
09-23-2005, 10:31 AM
rambling on,get horny,funny so I am told,smoke cigarettes amongst other things. :D

Living Legend
09-23-2005, 10:33 AM
I smile constantly, and talk to myself in the toliet.
I do that, and keep saying "Damn, I'm ****ed up"

McKay 1
09-23-2005, 10:36 AM
Damn Madonna was hot back the. But that is one f***Ing morbid video.

McKay 1
09-23-2005, 10:38 AM
I think Madonna is a flogger of Bishop's. Like one who's name will go without mention.

medium-deek
09-23-2005, 10:39 AM
I've never been drunk in all my years. Too much alchol makes you want to go to the toilet for a piss.

puppy_dogg
09-23-2005, 10:41 AM
I've never been drunk in all my years. Too much alchol makes you want to go to the toilet for a piss.

exactly. ive only gotten drunk a few times and it was nothin but piss piss piss piss every 5 minutes

McKay 1
09-23-2005, 10:42 AM
I've never been drunk in all my years. Too much alchol makes you want to go to the toilet for a piss.

So does too much tea. I suggest you become a raging alchoholic immediately. The time has come for a change of lifestyle.

Diablo
09-23-2005, 10:42 AM
sorry.......

Bubba Chunday
09-23-2005, 10:42 AM
I do that, and keep saying "Damn, I'm ****ed up"

yea, i struggle to cling on to my dignity. My jokes aint funny, but i still find myself ****ing hilarious! Sadly im the only one laughing.

medium-deek
09-23-2005, 10:43 AM
exactly. ive only gotten drunk a few times and it was nothin but piss piss piss piss every 5 minutes

Cooooorerrrreeeeecccctttt.

Dont do it folks. It aint worth it. Dont drink and drive either.

jack_the_rippuh
09-23-2005, 10:43 AM
McKay you're a troglodyte

medium-deek
09-23-2005, 10:45 AM
The time has come for a change of lifestyle.

Hmmmm. Yeah, you may be right.


Courage Medium. Courage. You can do it. Just go for it, lad.

SHANE, (from england)
09-23-2005, 12:47 PM
I havnt drank alchole for over a year because im training.I dont think ill drink alcahole even if i was out of training as it has effects on estrogen, dehydration, and empty calories so id rather drink mineral water.All of the above are not good for muscle growth, ive won 3 bouts in a row 2 by ko and 1 by technical ko and i believe this is because im dedicated and am willing to sacrafice things like smoking and drinking the devils piss.
You are what you consume and im a meat and 2 veg with fruit for afters. :D

PS you got to do what others wont to be what they wont achieve.

2nd II none
09-23-2005, 12:51 PM
I'm a good drunk I usually get way more friendly when I'm drunk andtend to get more women.

Bubba Chunday
09-23-2005, 01:15 PM
I havnt drank alchole for over a year because im training.I dont think ill drink alcahole even if i was out of training as it has effects on estrogen, dehydration, and empty calories so id rather drink mineral water.All of the above are not good for muscle growth, ive won 3 bouts in a row 2 by ko and 1 by technical ko and i believe this is because im dedicated and am willing to sacrafice things like smoking and drinking the devils piss.
You are what you consume and im a meat and 2 veg with fruit for afters. :D

PS you got to do what others wont to be what they wont achieve.

U sound like a drunk Richard Simmons.

RwK
09-23-2005, 01:19 PM
U sound like a drunk Richard Simmons.

I never saw the part where he typed

"I'm a Pony" "I'm a Tiger"

kbpoetree
09-23-2005, 01:21 PM
i do what i did last night, i talk ****.....

Super_Lightweight
09-23-2005, 01:27 PM
I usually finger a blonde girl I don't know and then fall asleep in bed with her.

badblood
09-23-2005, 01:29 PM
When I get drunk, I walk sideways and step over invisable objects.

leff
09-23-2005, 01:29 PM
talk too much and try to hump just about any woman


me too, pluss i tend to shadowboxing and quote marciano :D

but im extremely friendly, just cant get mad when im drunk.

{BrownBomber}
09-23-2005, 01:36 PM
When I get drunk, I walk sideways and step over invisable objects.
Where the guy I saw one time coming out of a bar that tried to lean on an invisible post? Hows your face? Man!That **** must have hurt the next day.

medium-deek
09-23-2005, 01:38 PM
Being drunk is nothing to boast about.

badblood
09-23-2005, 01:38 PM
Where the guy I saw one time coming out of a bar that tried to lean on an invisible post? Hows your face? Man!That **** must have hurt the next day.
When I get sloppy drunk I get like that. :mad:

McKay 1
09-23-2005, 01:49 PM
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kbpoetree
09-23-2005, 01:50 PM
good song dude...yeahhhhhhhhhhhhh

AgonYx0
09-23-2005, 02:01 PM
Please list some of the things you usually do.

Me first.

1. I tell some of my secrets.
2. I am hyperactive when im drunk and i usually like to play some sport who is physically tiring like basketball or boxing.
3. My blood rises when im drunk (i think most of us do) and im kinda horny and i will try as much as i could to get a glimpse of beautiful (nude) girls in a bar or club.
4. Then I would look for sex, sex, and sex. If I couldn't find any, i would just go home and try to kill myself (joke). End.



1)i talk to 2nd II none,i bug my ex or anyone i can get ahold of lol
2)street drag racing lol
3)i cant help but laugh at people and crack jokes
4)go dancing

damn this list will keep going i like to have fun though.

2nd II none
09-23-2005, 02:06 PM
LMAO, yeah the street drag racing kills me.

xzworks
09-23-2005, 02:12 PM
i smoke a lot..

AgonYx0
09-23-2005, 02:17 PM
LMAO, yeah the street drag racing kills me.
hahhahaa yeah we are outta control lol last weekend i dont no if i told you but we raced a jaguar hahahhaa and of course we won, we were taking the **** off it was fun. :D so we are going down the line so far we won a mustang and jaguar, ill tell you what we win this saterday night. ahhaha

2nd II none
09-23-2005, 02:19 PM
Lol, Just Be Careful Damn It!

Boxclever
09-23-2005, 02:22 PM
I smile constantly, and talk to myself in the toliet.

LOL. I thought THAT was just me.

Boxclever
09-23-2005, 02:26 PM
I Flirt a lot, and put the world to rights, obviously I get horny too.

SonnyG8R
09-23-2005, 02:29 PM
I Flirt a lot, and put the world to rights, obviously I get horny too.


Would you like to come over for a few drinks this evening. ;)

AgonYx0
09-23-2005, 02:30 PM
Lol, Just Be Careful Damn It!



i always am :D

2nd II none
09-23-2005, 02:33 PM
I Flirt a lot, and put the world to rights, obviously I get horny too.



Soooo, wanna come get drunk with me? :D

{BrownBomber}
09-23-2005, 02:39 PM
I Flirt a lot, and put the world to rights, obviously I get horny too.
We can get cheeky wit it.I have the perfect drink for you and I cure womens hornyness.I have my PHD(piled higher and deeper) in that category.:D

Boxclever
09-23-2005, 02:39 PM
Soooo, wanna come get drunk with me? :D

LOL, Wouldn't trust myself. :)

2nd II none
09-23-2005, 02:40 PM
LOL, Wouldn't trust myself. :)


Is that such a bad thing? ;)

Carlao
09-23-2005, 05:24 PM
I tend to act silly, crack jokes on everyone, and horny as hell.

MetalVomit
09-23-2005, 05:26 PM
play basketball(weather permitting), watching fights, listening to some good ol hip hop.

RwK
09-23-2005, 05:27 PM
I am going to the store right now.

Its drinking time I suppose.

RwK
09-23-2005, 05:27 PM
play basketball(weather permitting),.

When you are drunk?

are you kidding me?

My jumper is way off when I am drunk.

MetalVomit
09-23-2005, 05:30 PM
When you are drunk?

are you kidding me?

My jumper is way off when I am drunk.


I LOVE playin ball drunk. I'm (speaks in a modest tone...) a lot better than my friends, so I always do well, but if I was playing strangers drunk, I'd get clowned. It's fun though.

RwK
09-23-2005, 05:30 PM
I LOVE playin ball drunk. I'm (speaks in a modest tone...) a lot better than my friends, so I always do well, but if I was playing strangers drunk, I'd get clowned. It's fun though.

I dont like the fact I sweat my buzz off really fast also.

That sucks.

Mr. Violence
09-23-2005, 05:32 PM
go swimming

chito
09-25-2005, 08:15 PM
When you are drunk?

are you kidding me?

My jumper is way off when I am drunk.

i can shoot the ball better than when im sober ha ha ha! shooting the ball won't affect that at all, maybe the running and hopping, it's like if you fell you don't wanna stand up.

Round 1
09-25-2005, 08:27 PM
I like to go to titty bars when I'm drunk, but I'll pass on it if I'm sober.

Darkstar
01-01-2006, 11:12 PM
A lot of things happen after a long night of drinking. Most of the time a fight or a huge game of hold em poker where some loses a lot of money.
Maybe even some drunk phone calls........ lol good nights

TOPitBull
01-02-2006, 01:30 AM
A lot of things happen after a long night of drinking. Most of the time a fight or a huge game of hold em poker where some loses a lot of money.
Maybe even some drunk phone calls........ lol good nights

I've been known to Drink and Dial as well.

I also talk lots of ****, hit on women with boyfriends or husbands, smoke spliffs that make cheech and chong look like rookies, eat huge greasy meals at 4or5 am, and so much more!

Kayo
01-02-2006, 01:31 AM
Sing at the top of my lungs

Darkstar
01-02-2006, 01:36 AM
I've been known to Drink and Dial as well.

I also talk lots of ****, hit on women with boyfriends or husbands, smoke spliffs that make cheech and chong look like rookies, eat huge greasy meals at 4or5 am, and so much more!

Without a doubt we talk **** while going to taco bell at 3am. We hit up I HOP sometimes and bash lol

The Ensanity
01-02-2006, 02:38 AM
I get friendly and talkitative but always throwin' up Rollin 60's crip and say "cuz" a lot.