Eli and his daddy Archie thought that they were bigger than the NFL and its rules, that they could dictate where the oh-so-precious-and-important Eli could play. Forget fairness and the rules, not to mention the Chargers fans. None of these things compared to the glory that was Eli.

Now humble Roethlisberger will come into town and give daddy's boy another pasting and show him how a real superstar behaves. Can't wait.