Do you write poems when your training? If you do put them up here ok.

Roses are red
They cover the halls
somebody please hit
ruiz in the balls.

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and so does that avatar

What? Why?

Fighting is easy from what I heard
Just watch a Don king card
with that sexy chris bird
i want to fight
without a tyson bite
word

Your thread bites and your avatar is creepy. That ho's tittie nipple is TOO damn far from her head!
Looks as if she could put that kid in a backpack, sling that boob over her shoulder and feed him. Eewwww!

Do you write poems when your training? If you do put them up here ok.

Roses are red, violets are blue
Johnny swift is a troll and so are you

There is a guy named neil,
likes the way his hand feels,
if this gives him a lift
I am happy
who the **** is swift and screw your pappy

Tito is great
tito is right
tito should win every fight
when i get in the ring
i cant wait for the ding
i keep my hands in tight
go for the body
if the guy is a hotty

OMG, this is one of the oddest threads.

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Do you write poems when your training? If you do put them up here ok.

Roses are red
They cover the halls
somebody please hit
ruiz in the balls.
lmfao hahaha right poems in the gym? hell nah my trainer would get pissed and make me work 10x harder and boxing is already a hard sport to train for as it is

Try writing one while you train,
he keeps you using your brain,
you get in a rythem and fit as a fiddle
thinking of poems from when you were little.

Roses are red, violets are blue
Johnny swift is a troll and so are you



ha ha ha...read my signature and you will see that I am telling the truth about this 26 year old virgin -neils7147933...he follows me and brings up my name...this post here is another example...it's like the 8th time...this guy is in love with me..."Oh Johnny Swift, me love you need you." neils7147933...you can say anything about me,try to do anything..but the fact is I OWN you...thanks for the 2 million...say hello to your little groupies boxerdog and pbds...and I apologise to you three...I should have used some Vaseline on you..when i violated you.....ha ha ha ha :D

ha ha ha...read my signature and you will see that I am telling the truth about this 26 year old virgin -neils7147933...he follows me and brings up my name...this post here is another example...it's like the 8th time...this guy is in love with me..."Oh Johnny Swift, me love you need you." neils7147933...you can say anything about me,try to do anything..but the fact is I OWN you...thanks for the 2 million...say hello to your little groupies boxerdog and pbds...and I apologise to you three...I should have used some Vaseline on you..when i violated you.....ha ha ha ha :D

True..... LMAO

roses are red
sky is blue
shut the **** up
before i kill you, jp

here's a poem:

There once was a ***** named Sonya
I said one leg-ged ***** let this ****** get on ya.



(JT Money from The Poison Clan)

roses are red
sky is blue
shut the **** up
before i kill you, jp


That is a good one, do you say that when you train. That would be a good one to say over and over

here's a poem:

There once was a ***** named Sonya
I said one leg-ged ***** let this ****** get on ya.



(JT Money from The Poison Clan)

Well, not a boxing one unless you beat the ***** when your done.

Still a good one Swift master

This thread is just plain weird.

hahahahahah

Poems are good
Poems are right
poems get you into rythem
before you next big fight

Jersy Joe Walcott started with the poems and even Ali had his
you can think them up when your taking a wiz

here's a boxing poem for you: It's titled 'Me Balls'


Me Balls

Me *** runs deep
Me balls are scary
The Holmes that fought Ali
His name was Larry.







(thank you and good night)

here's a boxing poem for you: It's titled 'Me Balls'


Me Balls

Me *** runs deep
Me balls are scary
The Holmes that fought Ali
His name was Larry.

That is ****ing funny
and not even punny
keep writing them and dont quit
Johnny Swift is getting this thread quite a bit
I have to go
its time to take a ****









(thank you and good night)
:eek: :eek: :eek:

A Punch To The Head,
And For The Gut Two,
A Mere Tap On The Jaw,
And Wlad Goes Down - Oooh.... :eek:

there once was a fighter from Nantuckit
whos punch was so fast
nobody could duck it,
one day he said with a grin
as he decked in your chin
now on your knees and suck it!

I have been drinking again sorry

slickhook/catskills23 here's one I know you'll like titled: Pooted



Pooted

I ate pork and beans
At nite time I pooted
Just Like Ali
Tyson's fleet-footed



:D

Ok,

I want to hook but had to jab
I hit that fat guy right in his flab
in this fight I will win
and bring on the girls
and let the blowjobs begin

A Punch To The Head,
And For The Gut Two,
A Mere Tap On The Jaw,
And Wlad Goes Down - Oooh.... :eek:


Why Wlad?
Why did you fall
There will be so many members on Boxingscene
That will Bawl

You mad same very happy
and some very sad
But we knew all along
That you suck really bad

this on'es called Arnold Drummond


Arnold Drummond

The fleet-footed Tyson
Danced quicker than byson.
He knocked out James Tillis
What chu talkin bout Willis?


:D

this is a new poem titled...Don't Drop The Soap


Don't Drop The Soap

There once was a man named Camacho
He once tried to rob two ol stank hoes
He's fast and he's quick
With moves that were slick
But now in prison he sucks a good ***.

These are great poems, not really for traing, but keep-em up!

slickhook I came up with another it's called "More Weenie" check it out:


More Weenie

There once was a man named dansweeney
I bukakked his gums like a meanie
He went with no break
He started to shake
And still asked John Swift for more weenie.



:D :D :eek:

Yo yo I ain't much for all that cheatin
I'm a stand up guy like Howard Eastman
Like Batman I lay on a fierce beatin
But my name ain't Michael Keaton
Chris Byrd's wife is ugly and I wouldn't screw her
She looks about as hot as David Tua

here'a a new one about training it's called: "Diarrhea"



Diarrhea

I tried and I tried
But could not do ****
While punching the heavybag
Right in the tits
I went to my jab
I went to my right
But had diarrhea
So called it a night.

Yo yo
I drink til I fall down more than the younger Klitschko brother
When it comes to smokin crack there is no other
I'm the king of crack, so call me the Rock, but my name ain't Hasim
And this is reality, ask Kassim it ain't no Dream
I'm the real thing

The fight is on
im ready to go
out in the ring
I will put on a show
In the ring I am the featured bout
need to keep traing so I can know this slobberknocker out

floyd mayweather
tradin leather
forever
knocking mo fo's out
oh **** this aint even a title bout.

Tito Trinidad
Trained by his dad
One of the best fighters we've ever had
Makin the De La Hoya fans mad

On Friday its back
Time to open a beer and sit back
The fights are on and will be good
I wish it was everynight I think everyone would

Watching the fight
on friday night
I drank beer and ate cheeze
then I took a ****
that looked like John Ruiz
the fight was over
and my **** got flushed
I lost my ****
and missed some guy getting crushed

Watching the fight
on friday night
I drank beer and ate cheeze
then I took a ****
that looked like John Ruiz
the fight was over
and my **** got flushed
I lost my ****
and missed some guy getting crushed



ha ha ha ha....that's a good one slickhook. :D

Need some about the fight last night
Mayweather sure looked tight
punches you can measure in meters
or short jabs like Sam Peters

slickhook I came up with another it's called "More Weenie" check it out:


More Weenie

There once was a man named dansweeney
I bukakked his gums like a meanie
He went with no break
He started to shake
And still asked John Swift for more weenie.



:D :D :eek:
HAHAHAHA Omfg that was great

HAHAHAHA Omfg that was great


Who the hell is Dansweeny?

.. and Omfg?

.. and Omfg?

That isn't a poem? It doesn't ryme,
I am looking for poems you think of
when it is training time.

I am ready to bench
my hands are clenched
I use some chalk
take the long walk
put the weights on and lay down
push the bar and cringe like a clown
the **** that come from my pit
left wettness and a major stench

I am ready to bench
my hands are clenched
I use some chalk
take the long walk
put the weights on and lay down
push the bar and cringe like a clown
the **** that come from my pit
left wettness and a major stench


That one cracked me up. I don't know why I thought it was funny, but it was.

This weekend will show Jesse,
Gatti will make his face messy,
Sure he can take many licks
I think he will be done by round SIX

Gatti was great
Lejia was under weight
with a thump
he went down with a bump
mayweather meets his fate

You can post any kind of poem

You look good mowing the lawn!

You look good mowing the lawn!

Thanks....

Daises are yellow,
roses are red,
Without fights
This forum seems dead.

Lets get some fights going
Between sonny and tracylee
they are fun to read
for all to see.

i just thought of it
thought of a poem. i dont want you 2 to fight.

this is called "Damn I missed the knockout"

Damn I Missed The Knockout
I was gone on vacation for 2 weeks
On a beach so I couldn't post and I couldn't speak
I turned on the lights
And read through the site
And found out I missed the Sonny and Tracy fight.



bwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha :D

johnny swift is back to post,
one of the people we love the most,
We wonder if he went to Milwalkee
or removed his sock and wipped out his ****
and gave dansweeny another bukkakee

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this is about fighter Gerald Nobles and his D-Cups.

I be messing up fools
I'm the one Johnny Swift
Knocking out all chumps
Like my fist was a gift
Steppin up to me fool
I'll give you no pity
you'll be shaking in the back
Like Gerald Nobles's man-titties.


biatch!!! :D

this is about fighter Gerald Nobles and his D-Cups.

I be messing up fools
I'm the one Johnny Swift
Knocking out all chumps
Like my fist was a gift
Steppin up to me fool
I'll give you no pity
you'll be shaking in the back
Like Gerald Nobles's man-titties.


biatch!!! :D

Peter, peter
Mr. Samual Peter,
you look like a ex-con or wife beater.

killin time
wicked rymes
I got my nutz
on your chin
and it dont cost a dime.

:D

Find the rage
and summons the hate.
No words need be spoken,
with our fists we'll settle this debate.
I have not hate for you.........
BUT THE WEAK WILL NEVER WIN.

The muscles could find no mercy,
its what the mind would never give.
Run faster, punch harder, find the greatness
it is there, its always been.
He is weak,punch him harder
WIN,WIN,WIN!!!!!!!!!!

I wrote this the night before a fight after the weigh-ins. I was ready for that one man...........Rockin'

That ryme rocks

I was watching boxing the other night
I do enjoy a good, clean fight

To the center ring the boxers came
After the announcer called their name

They touched gloves upon instruction
And then set about the other's destruction

They were classed as light weights, so they were fast
They had lots of energy, to the very last

They punched and jabbed and upper cut
Left hand, right hand, ooh, a head but

Three hits landed below the belt
I'm sure "not good" was what he felt

I guess the "hittee" was pretty hot
'Cause a bloody nose the hitter got

A point was taken from his score
And he promised the Ref there would be no more

Then the bell, the corner, the water in mouth
And a trainer warned him about hitting south

Fists were flying as tempers mount
Oops, he's down, he's up, a standing eight count

The bell saved them both, from time to time
But, the towel was thrown in after round nine

the champ was gracious, we was genuine
To the loser he spoke, his words were kind

Then he said he was tired and glad it was over
Next, home to his wife, his kid and his dog, Rover.

MMA is here to stay
welcome here :luvbed:
have a beer
and have your way!

DelaHoya is a destroyer
Floyed will be beat
In the heat
of Oscars Employer

It will be good
It may be quick,
It can be fun
But Floyd is stil a prick

He again has is Dad
Who thinks he is bad
But Roach can coach
better than the fight with Trinadad

DelaHoya is a destroyer
Floyed will be beat
In the heat
of Oscars Employer

It will be good
It may be quick,
It can be fun
But Floyd is stil a prick

He again has is Dad
Who thinks he is bad
But Roach can coach
better than the fight with Trinadad
You can't rhyme,
you put in your two cents
But your words aren't worth a dime.
your cheap poetry don't makes sence
and should be crime.

Learn to flow,
Let it fly like a butterfly and make it sting like a bee.
let it be extemporaneous and smooth
Just like Ali.

But yes Floyd will go down.
What once was a cheesy smile,
Will turn into a frown.
De La Hoya will expose this clown.

I rock dudes with a one two to the brain.
Their legs shake.
And they go numb like if they were sniffing cocaine.
My jab stings like venom.
Breaking down your body and your cerabellum.
I make dudes dance like Judah after Tszyu.
Leave them dazed and confused.
Where the **** am I?...They don't even have a clue.
None stop punishment.
I give these mother****ers hell.
I have them running like a track star
while they're waiting for the bell.

Vick is good at his thing
he has charm
he has class
he can even make a ryme with his has
Boxing poems may be fun
but good ones are his thing

Violets are blue
and roses give an aroma
it scary when
You hear about a fighter in a coma

MAB tomorrow night
This maybe his last fight

But if he goes down
He is no clown

and wont pull a Tyson bite

A Haiku on Boxing
~by Rainbow S., Age 28~

I don't know ****, yo,
about boxing; my presence
here is without aim.

Hopkins is done
Joe is in
Somebody bury Benard
and notify Next of KIN

Hopkins is done
Joe is in
Somebody bury Benard
and notify Next of KIN
hahahaha.

John Duddy is a legend
Amazed at his Irish hits
Undefeated he remains
But still 10th on The Rings list?

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I'll be there with you through it all
Even if saving you sends me to heaven

In the light
of the next fight
it is and it is when
Floyd mayweather will be a hasbeen

Fight night tonight
It should be fun
I dont care who won
Not like a mIke tyson Bite

Roses are red violets are blue
Cotto will take a knee tomorrow
And margarito will stand true.