Whats your record for spanking the monkey in one day?

Dont ask me. I honestly dont know. But its alot. I mean.... ALOT!

IDLE HANDS ARE THE DEVILS TOOLS!

You have a monkey?

You have a monkey?

LOL! Great minds think alike. Karma when possible, my friend.

You have a monkey?

lol, yes, its tiny and hidden away.

show us pics please!

Lol...this chicks a real freak.

lol, yes, its tiny and hidden away.
ew you mean like Chyna? That **** is gross :eek:

ew you mean like Chyna? That **** is gross :eek:


LMAO now thats funny

I reckon this thread is giving me the horn.

I reckon this thread is giving me the horn.

The horn, monkey?
You Americans speak in too much code for me.
I'm going back to France with Tino.

For those who don't know the Chyne reference, this is what happens when a girl takes too many steroids. This pic is from here sex tape
http://images.google.ca/images?q=tbn:c95kcpBrm7EJ:greeninkforall.com/blog/images/chyna_vagina.jpg

Hey MAN! you can't post stuff like that on here! :mad:

...u bunch of wankers...


C'mon, dont "beat around the bush", how many times??

Hey MAN! you can't post stuff like that on here! :mad:
Coming from you with those gay/tranny pics that's pretty funny :D Don't worry I didn't img tag it, it's linked for those who want to keep their minds clean

Ladies first, Lexi.

Chyna has a sex video???

Er.... no, i dont have....that!

Chyna has a sex video???

Er.... no, i dont have....that!
Yep, with Xpac. Truely the most disgusting celebrity sex tape ever

Yep, with Xpac. Truely the most disgusting celebrity sex tape ever

Xpac??

Who?

I have to see that. I cant even imagine the hideous sights that await me!

So, she is actually a female???? :confused:

Does she still wrestle?

Whats your record for spanking the monkey in one day?

Dont ask me. I honestly dont know. But its alot. I mean.... ALOT!

IDLE HANDS ARE THE DEVILS TOOLS!


.....Just the thought of you starting this thread has given me wood, the blue balls, and the urge to go rub one out as we speak.

i believe lexi was refering to her clit when she said tiny and hidden away....
3 times in one day is a far as ive ever got....i think :D

...u bunch of wankers...


C'mon, dont "beat around the bush", how many times??

...I would like to beat it around your bush. But seriously, probably three times.

Xpac??

Who?

I have to see that. I cant even imagine the hideous sights that await me!

So, she is actually a female???? :confused:

Does she still wrestle?
http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/x/xpac/01.jpg

Does Chyna have a penis? Ive been asking this for months and gotten no answer.

Does Chyna have a penis? Ive been asking this for months and gotten no answer.
yeah, check out the link I posted

Barf... i thought that was just some kinky ****.

Lexi, what's your average amount?

Lexi, what's your average amount?

twice. I need to get a job. :rolleyes:

eight times

eight times

YEA! Thats more like it!











U serious? I thought guys couldnt do that?

What's your favorite type of pr0n?

What's your favorite type of pr0n?

It varies.

YEA! Thats more like it!











U serious? I thought guys couldnt do that?

see I answer you, now what is your favorite postions and be honest this time?

see I answer you, now what is your favorite postions and be honest this time?

No :D---------

eight times

haha 4 for me.

No :D---------


yup typical! your a brat. forget it.

yup typical! your a brat. forget it.

oh dont be mean!

I plead the fifth... but you can go right ahead! :D

oh dont be mean!


...Most chicks that I have known like to lay on their stomachs while doing the deed. I bet that's Lexi's modus operendus as well.

Whats your record for spanking the monkey in one day?

Dont ask me. I honestly dont know. But its alot. I mean.... ALOT!

IDLE HANDS ARE THE DEVILS TOOLS!
You saw my avatar, figured i wasnt far away from you, and then made this thread didnt you.

You saw my avatar, figured i wasnt far away from you, and then made this thread didnt you.

Bingo!!

Was my wanking thread facade really that transparent?

Bingo!!

Was my wanking thread facade really that transparent?
"hoe aint the only thing you call a girl. Slut? Tramp?"

"Oh how you doing cheryl".

"hoe aint the only thing you call a girl. Slut? Tramp?"

"Oh how you doing cheryl".


er.....ok...

you sure ur from south london??

er.....ok...

you sure ur from south london??
No im from the ghetto.

I live in the flavela's in Brazil.

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y55/Geo_Ortega/291.jpg

Lexy "wanking"^

what tha ****

eewww...although i posted that....lookingat it again kinda grosses me out! its a lil bit funny but more gross than anything

she/he'd be hot without a dick

what tha ****
yea dats gross huh? i looked found lexi's pic online....she's a liar cuz she is a he! :eek:

its funny but ****ing nasty lol

^^^^^that was not cool

eewww...although i posted that....lookingat it again kinda grosses me out! its a lil bit funny but more gross than anything


....That was very disturbing indeed!! That kind of sick **** is reserved for Jack the rippuh by the way. I will be reporting this to jack immediately.

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y55/Geo_Ortega/291.jpg

Lexy "wanking"^

i wish!!

I dont have the skills necessary to shave my balls.

hung like a hamster. im bigger than that but im not hung like a black guy :(

don't quote that pic you dumb hoe

don't quote that pic you dumb hoe
you just sed she/he/it would be hot if it didn't have a dick....so if there was a censor thing around her penis area would you like her/him/it???

you just sed she/he/it would be hot if it didn't have a dick....so if there was a censor thing around her penis area would you like her/him/it???
probably, unless it was a guy

not even probably, it had a face like a gremlin.

not even probably, it had a face like a gremlin.
LOL!!!!!! i say take away her face, penis, and evrything but her boobs and its all good

don't quote that pic you dumb hoe

sorry.---------

I disagree, "it" has kind of a jessica alba face
http://www.farandulas.com/archives/jesalba.jpg

thats scary that they can make a man that feminine and actually look good...dats why it seriously grosses me out...

no more girls wit penises though...imma go find a REAL chick

i dont believe that pic.

Her body is way too feminine.

Alright guys, if you covered the dick up with tape would you still hit it in the ass? Honest question

Tony, I'll give you points if you change that avatar. I don't like it too much.

she/he'd be hot without a dick

Grotesque :eek:

How many points are we talking?

i dont believe that pic.

Her body is way too feminine.


...didn't see an adams apple either but it could be removed I guess. That was a ****ed up pic to post. Could you imagine being a dude getting up on that chick and reaching into her pants and getting a half a handful of ****. Talk about wanting to be some place else in hurry.

Grotesque :eek:
admit it, that looks like jessica alba!

Could you imagine being a dude getting up on that chick and reaching into her pants and getting a half a handful of ****.

yea.---------------

I think it's an actual girl and the dick is fake. Look at the detail on the dick it doesn't look natural to me. And the balls are just ****in weird, the skin doesn't continue all the way to the ass it stops short then there's a different texture of skin.

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y55/Geo_Ortega/147.jpg
better???

I think it's an actual girl and the dick is fake. Look at the detail on the dick it doesn't look natural to me. And the balls are just ****in weird, the skin doesn't continue all the way to the ass it stops short then there's a different texture of skin.

Wow...you really have been lookin! lol

You should be a doctor.

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y55/Geo_Ortega/333.jpg

Strange. There still hasnt been a ***** shot? I think somone likes trannies bigtime.

ur dumb...that chick has a coochie...i'll post another one of raven railey she has a coochie...

How many points are we talking?

How much do you want?
I never want to see that nasty avatar again.

Strange. There still hasnt been a ***** shot? I think somone likes trannies bigtime.

....I think you hit the nail on the head Lexi

How much do you want?
I never want to see that nasty avatar again.
Gimme dat loot! As much as you please :) (as long as it's a lot)




By the way, what's wrong with a girl licking cherries? :confused:

How much do you want?
I never want to see that nasty avatar again.


...Jacks just made he didn't post it. :)

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y55/Geo_Ortega/ak47.jpg

Gimme dat loot! As much as you please :) (as long as it's a lot)




By the way, what's wrong with a girl licking cherries? :confused:

I don't know...I guess that sticky wet look is giving me some funny vibes.

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y55/Geo_Ortega/ak47.jpg

Hmm, post-op.

Hmm, post-op.
wats that??? :confused:

I just made you a little richer, boy.

Yo Mr. Dopeman you think you're slick,
you sold crack to my sister and now she's sick.
But if she happens to die because of your drugs,
I'm putting in your culo a .38 slug!

Thanks Jack!!! :luvbed: I'll do anything for your money!

wtf is post-op lexi???

Thanks Jack!!! :luvbed: I'll do anything for your money!

PM me, baby.
I got a business opportunity for you.

I'll give 100 million points if you teach me how to have cyber sex by having it with me.

Yo Mr. Dopeman you think you're slick,
you sold crack to my sister and now she's sick.
But if she happens to die because of your drugs,
I'm putting in your culo a .38 slug!

Why blame the dealer!!??

Its like killing the Malbro man for making me cough.

Smoke crack. But not too much. You'll be fine.

Tony, you down?

LMAO!!!!! This kid is contemplating it!

Got to make those papers baby!

You remind me Diamond's younger cousin from the Player's Club.

I'll take that as a compliment :)

gimme dat loot!

blitz you really seemed to be into dat he-she person...are u secretly into girls wit penises???

^^^^^^^dammmmmmmmmmn!

blitz you really seemed to be into dat he-she person...are u secretly into girls wit penises???
blitz exposed!!!LOL!!! j/k

Admit it, she DID have quite a good face! And no, I like to drench myself in sweet sweet *****, penis is for the weak.

Admit it, she DID have quite a good face! And no, I like to drench myself in sweet sweet *****, penis is for the weak.
its not a she its a he but yea its face was good, but it was a man so it kinda grosses me out...eewww

jack stole my loot after I gave him all those tips :mad:
***** stole my loot!

Lmao.

That's a tight avatar.

Lmao.

That's a tight avatar.


...That **** is pretty funny!!! Looks mo like yellow toofs than gold though.

YEA! Thats more like it!











U serious? I thought guys couldnt do that?

only if we're thinkin about you, sexy lexi

"sexy lexi" has a penis

...That **** is pretty funny!!! Looks mo like yellow toofs than gold though.
didn't have gold in paint so I had to mix yellow with white/silver to try and make it shine :(

lexi is a guy

I just drank some grape flavored Propel fitness water and it tastes exactly like grape drink baby!

it can taste like it but you CAN NOT replicate grape drink...u kno "flavor-aide"

lexi is a guy



nah, no guy would be as obsessed with souxsie and the banshees as she is