Just a random thread to see what people asked people to get them for Christmas.

I just asked people to get me some clothes and my mom for money. I kind of need some right now.

I asked for an I-Pod, Tivo, and some sour apple flavored "emotion lotion"!

I asked a syphilitic bar whore to spread her illness to johnny swift, but her asking price was too high.

So I asked Santa for world peace....

I'm single with five kids. I ask for the same thing every year:
To get through the **** without committing hari kari.

Sometimes I get so drunk I've been accused of committing Harry Carey.

http://media.theinsiders.com/Media/MLB/56419_Harry1401415.JPG

I masterbate so much i've got Hairy Palmy.

money would be nice. im sure ill get a few random checks in the mail. :D good enough for me.

Sometimes I get so drunk I've been accused of committing Harry Carey.

http://media.theinsiders.com/Media/MLB/56419_Harry1401415.JPG


Oh ****, that deserves Karma. LMAO.


"So Steve I went with my grand...ffgdfg....daughter to the park yesterday.....AND THERE'S GRANDSLAM BY ANDRE DAWSON........anyway so we were on the swingset and she says......A ROUTINE UNASSISTED TRIPLE PLAY BY RYNE SANDBERG....back to my story *hiccup*"

same wish, i had last year, just to enjoy the holidays with my family ....

but for now it's still a wish ...

same wish, i had last year, just to enjoy the holidays with my family ....

but for now it's still a wish ...


Damn man, you're gonna make a mutha****er cry!

same wish, i had last year, just to enjoy the holidays with my family ....

but for now it's still a wish ...

Just stare at that avatar of yours and everything will be fine...

Damn man, you're gonna make a mutha****er cry!

he he he, lol, i am used to it bro, there is always the next year ...

Oh ****, that deserves Karma. LMAO.


"So Steve I went with my grand...ffgdfg....daughter to the park yesterday.....AND THERE'S GRANDSLAM BY ANDRE DAWSON........anyway so we were on the swingset and she says......A ROUTINE UNASSISTED TRIPLE PLAY BY RYNE SANDBERG....back to my story *hiccup*"

he says and then doesn't make with the karma!

might I recommend an album = http://img145.exs.cx/img145/5237/aa6mb.jpg

just kidding lol

Damn man, you're gonna make a mutha****er cry!

he he he, lol, i am used to it bro there is always the next year ... :)

Just stare at that avatar of yours and everything will be fine...

i doing more than staring my friend, he he he .... :)

the programmable angelina jolie clone.
:D sizzlin :D

Nothing we are kinda poor.

I wanted to be with my girl, but i just i lost her.....so now i wish for a good bottle of whisky.

I wanted to be with my girl, but i just i lost her.....so now i wish for a good bottle of whisky.

ask soundtraveler to send you over some ho's. This could be you:

http://myrthco.com/art/topher/roto/pimp'n.jpg

pack of Camel cigarettes and a bottle of Johnny Walker scotch.

i doing more than staring my friend, he he he .... :)

Got any nudes of that broad? :D

Is Santa Claus real? Serious question..

I always buy myself loads of stuff, and a couple of months befor xmas i stop eating ice cream. Then on xmas day i just totally pig out!!!

Im getting sum jammys and san andreas!! GOOD BYE SUNSHINE, HELLO MARY JANE!

ask soundtraveler to send you over some ho's. This could be you:

http://myrthco.com/art/topher/roto/pimp'n.jpg

hehehe well getting girls aint the problem (i meet another girl at a party this saturday and she endt upp blowing me), the problem is i realy loved that girl.

pack of Camel cigarettes and a bottle of Johnny Walker scotch.

Glenfeddich and a good sigar, cohiba ore something.

Then were talking.

I asked my wife for a few books, a few dvd's and a few x-box games.

Our big gift was the new bed.

It just got delivered today.

woo - hoo!!! :D

my fiance is getting me a new xbox with fight night 2005...the best game of all time.

I asked for a new office desk chair.

I asked my wife for a few books, a few dvd's and a few x-box games.

Our big gift was the new bed.

It just got delivered today.

woo - hoo!!! :D
know what ur gettin up to over xmas then, who needs a log fire ;)


i didnt ask for anything i like the idea of a supprise plus i dont really have a clue what i want lol

I also asked for a few DVD'S, which are always a good option.

i asked for no dvd's or mp3s as i always download what em, dont see point in buying em unless they are really really good, ill buy albums of certain artists such as 2pac etc out of repect, as for movies i will only buy if they are greats like scarface/godfather/leon/lotr

i asked for no dvd's or mp3s as i always download what em, dont see point in buying em unless they are really really good, ill buy albums of certain artists such as 2pac etc out of repect, as for movies i will only buy if they are greats like scarface/godfather/leon/lotr
lmao
thats fukin stupid
u say that like if the money goes to him