Your "non-curse" words when mad? The kind you use in front of your mother, grandmother, kids etc.?

I use fudgesicles, holy cow, holy toledo, son of a biscut, and there are some others similar.

what the fricken krap! or poophead or meanie or anushole(instead of *******) or ur so fricken dumb

Your "non-curse" words when mad? The kind you use in front of your mother, grandmother, kids etc.?

I use fudgesicles, holy cow, holy toledo, son of a biscut, and there are some others similar.
I gave you an idea for a thread I see. I guess I say gosh darnit sometimes but overall I just have a filthy mouth I even slip in front of my 4 year old sometimes.

I gave you an idea for a thread I see. I guess I say gosh darnit sometimes but overall I just have a filthy mouth I even slip in front of my 4 year old sometimes.


You did give me an idea!! :)

Be careful in front of your kid, they mimic quite well. ;)

It's hard to scold your kid when you're setting the example. :rolleyes:

I say "f'n" a lot.

You did give me an idea!! :)

Be careful in front of your kid, they mimic quite well. ;)

It's hard to scold your kid when you're setting the example. :rolleyes:
I know he called his mom a douchebag already and got me in big trouble but I am getting better and he knows when he is saying a bad word now that was like a year ago.He actually tells me when I slip sometimes , he'll say oooo dad you said a bad word it is sooo cute but I do need to watch it.

Biznatch

This message is too short, but its so good.. so we are going to let you post it anyway.

When I was a kid I would se the curse words from the movie Johnny Dangerously.
Now I will say any word but **** in front of her. I do **** it up once and a while but I try my best. ;)

its "effing".

I prefer to say "Jesus "tap dancing" Christ!!!

:eek: Add cunt to that! I have never said that in front of my mother.

My mom was always good with cursing, So I can say anything around her, but I try to keep it calm since well.. shes my mom.

its "effing".

I prefer to say "Jesus "tap dancing" Christ!!!

Eat "effing" poop.




I wuv you.

its "effing".

I prefer to say "Jesus "tap dancing" Christ!!!
Jesus hates *******s who drive slow as hell in the left lane too I hope.

I know he called his mom a douchebag already and got me in big trouble but I am getting better and he knows when he is saying a bad word now that was like a year ago.He actually tells me when I slip sometimes , he'll say oooo dad you said a bad word it is sooo cute but I do need to watch it.


LMAO!!! I bet he's cute when he says that too?!!!

Once they kids hit high school, it's hard to control what they learn. I've heard mine repeat a few words that I don't use much.

The other time I cuss uncontrollably is in traffic...I HATE STUPID DRIVERS....I have to turn on the mellow music station to calm down... ;)

LMAO!!! I bet he's cute when he says that too?!!!

Once they kids hit high school, it's hard to control what they learn. I've heard mine repeat a few words that I don't use much.

The other time I cuss uncontrollably is in traffic...I HATE STUPID DRIVERS....I have to turn on the mellow music station to calm down... ;)
me too road rage is giving me gray hair already and I am only 27.

me too road rage is giving me gray hair already and I am only 27.


My gray hairs are from my son!

I'm hoping it reverses now that he's finally improving. :p

me too road rage is giving me gray hair already and I am only 27.
Thats why I drive a Hummer. I just crush people in traffic.

Thats why I drive a Hummer. I just crush people in traffic.
Sometimes I wish I had rocket propelled Grenades where my headlights are so I could just push a button and blow ****ers out of the way.I am not an SUV kind of guy I have a BMW convertible so you could run me over for sure but I may be able to out run your if you were chasing me.LOl

Sometimes I wish I had rocket propelled Grenades where my headlights are so I could just push a button and blow ****ers out of the way.I am not an SUV kind of guy I have a BMW convertible so you could run me over for sure but I may be able to out run your if you were chasing me.LOl
Thats where my 545 BMW comes in handy. Ill catch ya nd then somehow ge tthe Hummer and smash ya haha.

Thats where my 545 BMW comes in handy. Ill catch ya nd then somehow ge tthe Hummer and smash ya haha.
I may have to actually get those RPGs hooked up then.J/J LoL

I may have to actually get those RPGs hooked up then.J/J LoL
Haha I know what your saying. What color is ur BMW?

Haha I know what your saying. What color is ur BMW?
Black , It is 99 328I convertible , thinking about a newer one soon , great car though love it probably going to buy a BMW the rest as my life as long as I can afford it.

that nucking futts, lol
saw it in a movie

in spanish I use
"Hijo de tu pinky monkey"
instead of
"Hijo de tu pinche madre"

Black , It is 99 328I convertible , thinking about a newer one soon , great car though love it probably going to buy a BMW the rest as my life as long as I can afford it.

That sounds real nice.

Black , It is 99 328I convertible , thinking about a newer one soon , great car though love it probably going to buy a BMW the rest as my life as long as I can afford it.
I swear once you own a BMW, just about any other car seem crappy

I swear once you own a BMW, just about any other car seem crappy
yes it does.

:hijacked: again!!!!!




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:hijacked: again!!!!!




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You tell 'em! :D

Son of a witch sorry about that MCM

Whoops

I love this message, I dont care how short it is.

i call people douch or douchbag, and other times ill say "mother effing ***** whore" hahahahhaha but ill always forget to censor the ***** whore part hahahha i have a potty mouth i also like to tell people to go F there mother alot lol

I use Vanna White for **** "Ohh Vanna White!"
I use OJ for **** "Holy OJ"
I use Ass for Ass " Your a Vanna White *******!"

I've got a sailor's mouth... but the only one that I'll use semi-often is "F that S."

Around my parents?
Im going to the ****ing toilet now to take a dump.

Around my homies?
I am migrating to the lavatory to have a foul.

I say "WHAT THE" real hard or SON OF A MOTHERBROTHER and thats that BULL

Around my parents?
Im going to the ****ing toilet now to take a dump.

Around my homies?
I am migrating to the lavatory to have a foul.
hahahaha

around parents i say "what the ****"

around friends i say ..."what the ****"

around grandparents i say "can i go home"...

sheesh? But I love **** for brains alittle too much.........