Since you last had sex.

I'll start.

2 minutes. :D :luvbed:

How do you define sex?

How do you define sex?
when 2 people love eachother very much and engage in sexual acts

last night for me

Thats kinda vague, but my answer is two days.

But the love each other part in your defination, that makes it months since Ive had sex with a person I "loved"
when 2 people love eachother very much and engage in sexual acts

Since you last had sex.

I'll start.

2 minutes. :D :luvbed:


hey tino, you asked how long AGO we had sex not how long we had sex. 2 min lol j/k

...Last night. Wife let me give her a good ole dripper.

How do you define sex?

Intercourse, Anal, Oral, or titty ****ing.

Intercourse, Anal, Oral, or titty ****ing.


...Not according to big Bill!! 3 out of 4 of those don't count.

hey tino, you asked how long AGO we had sex not how long we had sex. 2 min lol j/k

I knew somebody would say that ****. :mad:

Actually it was great. :D

She has to work tonight so we had to take care of business early. It was a full on sex session as opposed to your standard quicky. :luvbed:

Finished up just in time too because my daughter came in just as I was zipping up to ask mommy a question. lol You know kids are great but sometimes i wish i could wave a magic wand and make them disappear for a little while.

Damn never heard of locking the door and cutting on the stereo to full blast? Thats what works in the dorms here.
I knew somebody would say that ****. :mad:

Actually it was great. :D

She has to work tonight so we had to take care of business early. It was a full on sex session as opposed to your standard quicky. :luvbed:

Finished up just in time too because my daughter came in just as I was zipping up to ask mommy a question. lol You know kids are great but sometimes i wish i could wave a magic wand and make them disappear for a little while.

Too long.

Anyone miss me? I hate the LA traffic.

Would gently touching myself, while staring at myself in the mirror count? Checking out my sexy back hair while wearing my sexiest pair of man thongs. :D

about 4 months.

Damn never heard of locking the door and cutting on the stereo to full blast? Thats what works in the dorms here.I live in an old fashion New England home. Our bedroom doors don't have locks. Just the front and back doors and bathroom. But my kids know not to enter when the door is shut. She didn't actually come in. She knocked. Still good timing though.

Too long.

Anyone miss me? I hate the LA traffic.

I did.

Hey babycakes and I are always looking for a third. :D :luvbed:

Since you last had sex.

I'll start.

2 minutes. :D :luvbed:

Stop showing off Santino.

Im ****ing over due. :mad: The wifeys been hearing about it though. Better get it tonight.

Stop showing off Santino.

Not trying to but I'm still basking in the afterglow of great sex.

I've had dry spells in my singles when I went months with nothing but my right hand. :o

Im ****ing over due. :mad: The wifeys been hearing about it though. Better get it tonight.


...Better set her straight bro and break ya off a piece.

No ****. If I go 2 days without it I start *****ing.

No ****. If I go 2 days without it I start *****ing.

Imagine going 17 years... (Actually, I don't really care, to be honest, but I thought I'd throw that out. No, I've never had sex; and no, I don't care.)

I did.

Hey babycakes and I are always looking for a third. :D :luvbed:


Glad someone missed me. No one here at home did....lol.

How are you and babycakes? Besides 'satisfied'? :luvbed:

Imagine going 17 years... (Actually, I don't really care, to be honest, but I thought I'd throw that out. No, I've never had sex; and no, I don't care.)

Are you holding out for marriage?

Glad someone missed me. No one here at home did....lol.

How are you and babycakes? Besides 'satisfied'? :luvbed:

We are great. She has to work tonight so she's taking a nap now. I'm going to be out of town on business next week. I'm going kayaking with my Bro tomorrow and then to the beach with the family sunday.

Are you holding out for marriage?

Yeah, kind of. I don't have to be married, but I won't just **** some random girl. I mean, there have been plenty of opportunities for me to **** someone (especially this one chick who wanted my dick really badly, more as a rebound than anything.. she just wanted to **** something), but I've passed. It'd have to be with someone I really care about, because I just don't see why I'd do it with someone I didn't care about.

I find it kind of pointless that people act as if having sex is some sort of goal to reach, and after you've reached that goal, you're somehow better in every aspect of life. For example, you're making fun of someone for being stupid, or sucking at life in general, and they come back with, "I bet you're still a virgin," as if that had any bearing on what you're discussing.

I'll add more in a few minutes, but I've got to go eat.

We are great. She has to work tonight so she's taking a nap now. I'm going to be out of town on business next week. I'm going kayaking with my Bro tomorrow and then to the beach with the family sunday.


Sounds like fun!! Kayaking is something I'd like to try. I tried sailing this summer and loved it!!

Danny's 16th party at hOOters tomorrow....sewing all weekend, and SCHOOL ON MONDAY WOO HOO!!!!

Yeah, kind of. I don't have to be married, but I won't just **** some random girl. I mean, there have been plenty of opportunities for me to **** someone (especially this one chick who wanted my dick really badly, more as a rebound than anything.. she just wanted to **** something), but I've passed. It'd have to be with someone I really care about, because I just don't see why I'd do it with someone I didn't care about.

I find it kind of pointless that people act as if having sex is some sort of goal to reach, and after you've reached that goal, you're somehow better in every aspect of life. For example, you're making fun of someone for being stupid, or sucking at life in general, and they come back with, "I bet you're still a virgin," as if that had any bearing on what you're discussing.

I'll add more in a few minutes, but I've got to go eat.


Good for you!! It's your choice and it should stay that way.

Stop showing off Santino.

Your jealous because the only thing u had sex with is Joe ****zaghe!

Don't be jealous...

How do you define sex?
Dick goes in *****..

and keep stroking..

Sounds like fun!! Kayaking is something I'd like to try. I tried sailing this summer and loved it!!

Danny's 16th party at hOOters tomorrow....sewing all weekend, and SCHOOL ON MONDAY WOO HOO!!!!

16th party at hooters...nice. :D

Dick goes in *****..

and keep stroking..

lol, that's why you're thaGreatest bro. :cool:

16th party at hooters...nice. :D


:rolleyes: That's why he loves me...

I spoil my kids...until they act rotten. :boxing:

Cant believe some of you guys are actually "kissing and telling". :rolleyes:

lol, I actually brought my son to Hooters for his 5 year lod party. lol.

lol, I actually brought my son to Hooters for his 5 year lod party. lol.
Hell yeah. I wish I could have spent my 5th B-Day staring at tits and ass. Dad is great....giving us chocolate cake! :D

its been 1 year woooohoooo

its been 1 year woooohoooo

Wanna make it 2 minutes?

3 months and counting...

Hell yeah. I wish I could have spent my 5th B-Day staring at tits and ass. Dad is great....giving us chocolate cake! :D

I loved that comedy show he did. That's some funny stuff.

Also, I really don't have much more to add to what I said before.

Why is it that having sex is some sort of real accomplishment, as if it were something difficult to achieve?

This is a quote I was looking for that someone on another forum had said: "Getting laid is the lamest accomplishment for a guy to boast about. People have been getting laid since they were cavemen and after thousands of years of civilization they still like to think it an achievement of some value."

Why is it that having sex is some sort of real accomplishment, as if it were something difficult to achieve?

hahahahahaha, apparently for some it is just that! :D (no offense guys, couldnt resist)

hahahahahaha, apparently for some it is just that! :D (no offense guys, couldnt resist)

I'll repost that quote: "Getting laid is the lamest accomplishment for a guy to boast about. People have been getting laid since they were cavemen and after thousands of years of civilization they still like to think it an achievement of some value."

I loved that comedy show he did. That's some funny stuff.

Also, I really don't have much more to add to what I said before.

Why is it that having sex is some sort of real accomplishment, as if it were something difficult to achieve?

This is a quote I was looking for that someone on another forum had said: "Getting laid is the lamest accomplishment for a guy to boast about. People have been getting laid since they were cavemen and after thousands of years of civilization they still like to think it an achievement of some value."Look, once you cross that line, there is no turning back. Once you hit it, you just gotta' keep hittn' it. It's like crack. :D

I'll repost that quote: "Getting laid is the lamest accomplishment for a guy to boast about. People have been getting laid since they were cavemen and after thousands of years of civilization they still like to think it an achievement of some value."

I agree, but was joking. I just couldnt pass that up; it was pure gold. anyway, FNF's is on soon, and a little more interesting (to me anyway :D )

I loved that comedy show he did. That's some funny stuff.

Also, I really don't have much more to add to what I said before.

Why is it that having sex is some sort of real accomplishment, as if it were something difficult to achieve?

This is a quote I was looking for that someone on another forum had said: "Getting laid is the lamest accomplishment for a guy to boast about. People have been getting laid since they were cavemen and after thousands of years of civilization they still like to think it an achievement of some value."

I respect your decision to wait for the right woman. But for me it wasn't about accomplishing something. It was more that i was ready and curious and I did like the person (my first) very much if not love her. Afterwards I didn't feel special or better than anyone else, but it was kind of a rite of passage. like getting your drivers license.

I agree, but was joking. I just couldnt pass that up; it was pure gold. anyway, FNF's is on soon, and a little more interesting (to me anyway :D )

When I first posted that, I thought the username said Hectari, so I thought I was talking to a retard. Sorry about the confusion, you're definitely not retarded.

I respect your decision to wait for the right woman. But for me it wasn't about accomplishing something. It was more that i was ready and curious and I did like the person (my first) very much if not love her. Afterwards I didn't feel special or better than anyone else, but it was kind of a rite of passage. like getting your drivers license.

That's another thing I didn't care about. All the kids in school ran around showing everyone their license, but I never showed anyone mine, nor did I care to see anyone else's. Again, why should I care? It's not like there aren't 100 million other people who drive.

I mean, I see what you're saying, but I just don't see the point. I also find it to be immoral, but that's another story, and we won't get into that here.

I respect your decision to wait for the right woman. But for me it wasn't about accomplishing something. It was more that i was ready and curious and I did like the person (my first) very much if not love her. Afterwards I didn't feel special or better than anyone else, but it was kind of a rite of passage. like getting your drivers license.You step into manhood. And there is no turning back.

When I first posted that, I thought the username said Hectari, so I thought I was talking to a retard. Sorry about the confusion, you're definitely not retarded.


Are you sure?

j/k :p

When I first posted that, I thought the username said Hectari, so I thought I was talking to a retard. Sorry about the confusion, you're definitely not retarded.



.

hahahahahaha, NO, I'm definately not hectari, and I'm definately not retarded (hmmmm, a connection between the two ? :D ) Thanks for noticing ;)

YEARS!!!!

meatholes.com

3 months and counting...
Was the last time a quicky just before entering court then?

Sorry i had to deal a low blow there.

If anyone dont get it, then think about it. :D

My answer to the question of this thread:
Damn you Sonny for reminding me.

That's another thing I didn't care about. All the kids in school ran around showing everyone their license, but I never showed anyone mine, nor did I care to see anyone else's. Again, why should I care? It's not like there aren't 100 million other people who drive. .

Dude, getting your license isn't about showing it to people, it's about having the freedom to go where you want when you want.

YEARS!!!!

meatholes.com

Lexi, all you have to do is look at most men and they will be throwing themselves at you . ;)

Dude, getting your license isn't about showing it to people, it's about having the freedom to go where you want when you want.
I agree. I dont see a problem with people being happy they have a license.

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I agree. I dont see a problem with people being happy they have a license.


Personally, I can't wait until my daughter gets her license....then again, I need her driving SOON!!!

Lexi, all you have to do is look at most men and they will be throwing themselves at you . ;)


Yea, but i have some serious issues that i dont want to burden a guy with.

As the chilli peppers said " please dont look to close at me....you might not like what you see"

Yea, but i have some serious issues that i dont want to burden a guy with.

As the chilli peppers said " please dont look to close at me....you might not like what you see"
I admire that. Ive been handed some luggage before, not cool.

I admire that. Ive been handed some luggage before, not cool.

Actually, the trouble is im a real catch! Witty, intelligent, incredibly loving and honest (and modest!), but everyone i touch tends to die.

Yea, but i have some serious issues that i dont want to burden a guy with.

As the chilli peppers said " please dont look to close at me....you might not like what you see"


Maybe you should work on the issues, then decide what to do in life, including men.

Maybe you should work on the issues, then decide what to do in life, including men.

Skin disease! Not really somthing i can work on.

From a distance im a knockout. lol

Skin disease! Not really somthing i can work on.

From a distance im a knockout. lol

bless your heart! I've seen your photo in the B.S. photo album and youre a very pretty girl. Is there any medication or treatment that will help with long term use or something?

Skin disease! Not really somthing i can work on.

From a distance im a knockout. lol


Love comes in many forms...and if that person truly loves you by all definitions, he will love you fromn the inside out...and that's real!! Your skin disease would be something that further added to yout "uniqueness," and it would reinforce his love for you.

Was the last time a quicky just before entering court then?

Sorry i had to deal a low blow there.

If anyone dont get it, then think about it. :D

Good use of process of elimination skills there buddy.

bless your heart! I've seen your photo in the B.S. photo album and youre a very pretty girl. Is there any medication or treatment that will help with long term use or something?

I fukin love Tracey!
Dont worry, im cool, ive got it under control as much as i can.

But seriously, for people like me, the anonimity of the internet is a godsend. My insecurities go away.

Its a strange thing...connecting with people through the comfort of seperation!

Love comes in many forms...and if that person truly loves you by all definitions, he will love you fromn the inside out...and that's real!! Your skin disease would be something that further added to yout "uniqueness," and it would reinforce his love for you.

true. We all have baggage to deal with. Im actually one of the sanest people i know.

22 hours .

true. We all have baggage to deal with. Im actually one of the sanest people i know.


I can definitely relate to that. Seems like the world is getting crazier everyday. But Lexi, everything I said in that earlier post...I meant it. I believe that for you.

I can definitely relate to that. Seems like the world is getting crazier everyday. But Lexi, everything I said in that earlier post...I meant it. I believe that for you.


Thanks.

Im not good with dealing with kindness. id rather u tell me to stop being such a fuking *****! lol

Thanks.

Im not good with dealing with kindness. id rather u tell me to stop being such a fuking *****! lol


Well, you could tell me that, it wouldn't bother me though. I know that kindness is a rarity on this board, especially from us testosterone-ladened XY chromosomes.

Well, you could tell me that, it wouldn't bother me though. I know that kindness is a rarity on this board, especially from us testosterone-ladened XY chromosomes.

yes, some confuse having an opinion with talking ****.

yes, some confuse having an opinion with talking ****.


I don't think that it is so much that they are confused, its just not what they are used to...they are used to lashing out at someone who is fervent in their beliefs and/or statements, so typically, they try to take their aggression out on the closest warm body

Since you last had sex.

I'll start.

2 minutes. :D :luvbed:



It has been exactly 7 days 12 hours and 23 minutes.

I fukin love Tracey!
Dont worry, im cool, ive got it under control as much as i can.

But seriously, for people like me, the anonimity of the internet is a godsend. My insecurities go away.

Its a strange thing...connecting with people through the comfort of seperation!

I'm touched. :o I hate that we never talked more in the past....we should try and rectify that in the future ;)

Babycakes woke me up at 7:00 this morning wanting some hot sex. It was only the second time in 10 years I have turned her down because I ws too tired. I had kaytaking at 9:00 and I desperately needed that extra hour of sleep. :o

lol, now I kind of regret it. :(

On the plus side though, it was a beautiful day and the rapids kicked ass! :cool:

Babycakes woke me up at 7:00 this morning wanting some hot sex. It was only the second time in 10 years I have turned her down because I ws too tired. I had kaytaking at 9:00 and I desperately needed that extra hour of sleep. :o

lol, now I kind of regret it. :(

On the plus side though, it was a beautiful day and the rapids kicked ass! :cool:


you passed on sex for kayaking? damn you should slap yourself repeatedly.

Since you last had sex.

I'll start.

2 minutes. :D :luvbed:

I need to go get my calender..I'll get back to you

Babycakes woke me up at 7:00 this morning wanting some hot sex. It was only the second time in 10 years I have turned her down because I ws too tired. I had kaytaking at 9:00 and I desperately needed that extra hour of sleep. :o

lol, now I kind of regret it. :(

On the plus side though, it was a beautiful day and the rapids kicked ass! :cool:


Man, that must have been some kayaking trip!!!

Man, that must have been some kayaking trip!!!

Actually it was a great trip.

I was just exhausted this morning, but that's ok. I took a rain check. After i put the kids to bed I intend to go up and cash it in.

btw, that pic and caption with Ron and nancy is priceless. :D

Actually it was a great trip.

I was just exhausted this morning, but that's ok. I took a rain check. After i put the kids to bed I intend to go up and cash it in.

btw, that pic and caption with Ron and nancy is priceless. :D


Thanks man. But, I don't think wifey is going to be as willing as she was this morning...you might have to put in a little "extra" work in tonight...but I am sure it will be worth it.

yes, some confuse having an opinion with talking ****.

dead on! a real problem at the board

dead on! a real problem at the board

y'know at it is. Some people dont know how to DISCUSS a topic, without disrecpecting others. Its cool if its just a bit of fun, but way too often a thread will turn into idiots just insulting each other.

y'know at it is. Some people dont know how to DISCUSS a topic, without disrecpecting others. Its cool if its just a bit of fun, but way too often a thread will turn into idiots just insulting each other.

sad but true! :confused:

sad but true! :confused:
True and sad, but what can i really say, i have partaken in many of the insulting threads, but i judge no one, 4every man/woman is created equall

True and sad, but what can i really say, i have partaken in many of the insulting threads, but i judge no one, 4every man/woman is created equall


I dont judge anyone; I'd have to consider myself better than others to do that and I dont. I just dont usually get into the insults and crap. I'd rather debate boxing! :D

y'know at it is. Some people dont know how to DISCUSS a topic, without disrecpecting others. Its cool if its just a bit of fun, but way too often a thread will turn into idiots just insulting each other.


Here's another one that agrees with you!! :)

Here's another one that agrees with you!! :)

how you doing lady?? :)

I dont judge anyone; I'd have to consider myself better than others to do that and I dont. I just dont usually get into the insults and crap. I'd rather debate boxing! :D

I tend to judge everyone constantly, and i also think im better than most people! :)

Its great! Im just so damn happy all the time! :banana:

I tend to judge everyone constantly, and i also think im better than most people! :)

Its great! Im just so damn happy all the time! :banana:

hahahahahah you crack me up! :D good stuff!

Too long, since not getting along with boyfriend :mad:

Too long, since not getting along with boyfriend :mad:


hahaha so what if your not getting along with him handle your **** girl h get him while he is asleep thats always fun then you never no you 2 might get along again.

hahaha so what if your not getting along with him handle your **** girl h get him while he is asleep thats always fun then you never no you 2 might get along again.


Maybe that's what I need to do, not sure what I'm gonna do to be honest. Can't go on like we are though. :)

I've gotten 2 BJ's today. :D

Maybe that's what I need to do, not sure what I'm gonna do to be honest. Can't go on like we are though. :)

You are much too fine to not be getting regular action. If your man doesn't appreciate how good he has it kick him to the curb and find somebody who will.

3/4 of the male members here would Sonny as would 1/4 of the female ;)

Rick, delete this thread. Our little hectari doesn't need b/s like this.

hahaha so what if your not getting along with him handle your **** girl h get him while he is asleep thats always fun then you never no you 2 might get along again.


Damn! I love that! you getting sexier everytime! just take advantage of that morning wood huh? hahaha.


kinda sucks though that if you did that to a woman even if you were her boyfriend and sexed her you would be considered a rapist, kinda double standard.

You are much too fine to not be getting regular action. If your man doesn't appreciate how good he has it kick him to the curb and find somebody who will.
i second that notion, althouh i dont know how u look, but your on this site, so u must b one hell of a woman.

Since you last had sex.

I'll start.

2 minutes. :D :luvbed:
what if there is no last time?

:) my answer is....too long

My wife has blessed me with 2 outstanding BJ's today and I will be going for #3 soon.

what if there is no last time?

:) my answer is....too long

We had one of those. BadMagick is a 17 year old virgin.

We had one of those. BadMagick is a 17 year old virgin.
he admitted that !!! ??? must be desperate

You are much too fine to not be getting regular action. If your man doesn't appreciate how good he has it kick him to the curb and find somebody who will.


Thanx for that. ;)

Last night... no wait that's about to change. later.

wont even say how long it's been, all I will say is it's been too long and I dont like it!

wont even say how long it's been, all I will say is it's been too long and I dont like it!

You and me both. :(

wont even say how long it's been, all I will say is it's been too long and I dont like it!
What you just said, can mean two things. :D

What you just said, can mean two things. :D
What could it mean? I can think of a few things but let me know what you think!

You and me both. :(
thats just too bad you live in europe!

thats just too bad you live in europe!

I'm fed up. right now I'm finding your avatar a turn on. ;)

What could it mean? I can think of a few things but let me know what you think!
Either you miss it, or you didn't like it in the first place, i'm only joking anyway man. :D

I'm fed up. right now I'm finding your avatar a turn on. ;)
ohh yeah baby! How about this one? I know women probably arent your cup o tea but what you think?

Either you miss it, or you didn't like it in the first place, i'm only joking anyway man. :D
Well I definately miss it trust me there, considering how long it's been I might have even forgotten how to do it....just kidding(dont want to scare away you ladies) But seriously I consider myself a born again virgin! So to any ladies who want to teach a guy to you know....well pm me haha

I wore the ***** out this afternoon. Then proceeded to sports bar where I ate lots of wings, drank lots of beer, and watched lots of college football.

So overall it was a pretty good day. :D

July 9th.....

about 2 months, and its making me crazy.

about 2 months, and its making me crazy.
i feel ya dude, been a while here, but luckily my girl, well sorta girl, gets in2 town 2nite, its on.

A true gentlemen never speaks of such things.

its a hard life being a virgin...*sad*

Would gently touching myself, while staring at myself in the mirror count? Checking out my sexy back hair while wearing my sexiest pair of man thongs. :D

LOL
**** yeah it counts man! i feel ya

It's been too long really. :(

7 months i think

its a hard life being a virgin...*sad*

well, it was much easier being without sex before i found out how good it is.

i feel ya dude, been a while here, but luckily my girl, well sorta girl, gets in2 town 2nite, its on.

good fore you, damn if i dont get any soon im realy gona gow low on standard, its dropping for every week. :o

its been a week since i got head, its been a month since i've fuked.

So I had awesome sex last night. The wife dressed up in a sexy maids uniform :luvbed:

Then I woke up with the morning wood and we had morning sex.

I don't know what it is but morning sex is the bomb!!

2:30 this morning :luvbed:

some idiot called last night around 2:20 AM
wrong number
i couldn't get back to sleep
so i woke up the hubby
he loves that!!! :D :cool:
it's amazing how quickly he can WAKE up