View Full Version : Ali V.S. 85' Bears


Colonel Jones
12-13-2004, 10:15 PM
If Muhammad Ali could morph himself into a football team, how would he do against the 1985 Chicago Bears?

gogan
12-14-2004, 10:34 AM
thats the stupidest post i've ever seen

jack_the_rippuh
12-14-2004, 11:02 AM
I think the he can bet 'em...
The post isn't stupid, though..

neils7147933
12-14-2004, 01:27 PM
Ali returns the kickoff for sixty-five yards, but the Chicago 'D' holds him to a field goal. Then the Bears score a field goal.

Ali gets cocky and says "I'm the greatest." Jim McMahon throws for seventeen touchdowns. Payton gets 300 yards. Final score, 182 to 3

Da Bears

jabsRstiff
12-14-2004, 02:58 PM
You take the Bears outta Soldier's Filed & put them in Zaire....& Ali wipes them up !

neils7147933
12-16-2004, 02:45 PM
What if Ali gets Michael Jordan for a game at Soldier field? But then Da Bears add Ryne Sandberg and Kanye West?

jack_the_rippuh
12-16-2004, 04:09 PM
Michael Jordan's greatness to basketball vs. Muhammad Ali's greatness to boxing vs. Wayne Gretsky's greatness to Hockey vs. Pele's greatness to Soccer, who wins?

abdiel2k3
12-16-2004, 04:17 PM
What the Fuck???
:confused:

neils7147933
12-16-2004, 04:27 PM
Michael Jordan's greatness to basketball vs. Muhammad Ali's greatness to boxing vs. Wayne Gretsky's greatness to Hockey vs. Pele's greatness to Soccer, who wins?

I'm going to say Pele here.

jack_the_rippuh
12-16-2004, 04:42 PM
I'm going to say Pele here.

Add a couple more greats to that list, such a post is thread-worthy, but I'm too lazy..

Do you think I should add Brett "The Hitman" Hart?

neils7147933
12-16-2004, 04:53 PM
I don't know. Maybe Flair...

Sir_Jose
12-16-2004, 04:54 PM
Q: Who would win a Hurricane or Ditka?

Superfans: Ditka no question

Q: What if the Hurricane was named "Huricane Ditka"?

Superfans: uh...uh...uh...uh

Syd Barrett
12-16-2004, 06:05 PM
Michael Jordan's greatness to basketball vs. Muhammad Ali's greatness to boxing vs. Wayne Gretsky's greatness to Hockey vs. Pele's greatness to Soccer, who wins?

lol, I think I'd take Gretzky. Close one though.

PBDS
12-16-2004, 06:34 PM
lol, I think I'd take Gretzky. Close one though.


.....I agree on Gretzky

Kid Achilles
12-16-2004, 08:26 PM
I'm gonna be honest, when I clicked on this thread I thought it was gonna be about Ali vs. a couple of 85 foot long bears.

The Fix
12-16-2004, 09:12 PM
Michael Jordan's greatness to basketball vs. Muhammad Ali's greatness to boxing vs. Wayne Gretsky's greatness to Hockey vs. Pele's greatness to Soccer, who wins?

wayne dominated his sport. i think he gets the nod

jack_the_rippuh
12-16-2004, 10:38 PM
wayne dominated his sport. i think he gets the nod


I dunno...Pele dominated his sport, too..

neils7147933
12-17-2004, 10:03 AM
what if Ditka decides to suit up himself? Does the Rush win the Arena Bowl?

Ditka becomes owner for Chicago of Arena Football


December 16, 2004
CHICAGO (Ticker) - NFL Hall of Famer and Chicago icon Mike Ditka is the latest to become an owner in the Arena Football League.

Ditka on Thursday confirmed that he has joined a group which owns the Chicago Rush.

"I love Arena Football and am excited to become an owner of the Rush," Ditka said. "I have been watching as the league has turned into the fastest-growing sport in the country. It's strong ownership group and national TV contract with NBC were big influences on my decision to become involved."

As the Arena League's newest owner, Ditka joins a fraternity that includes Hall of Fame quarterback John Elway (Colorado) and music stars Jon Bon Jovi (Philadelphia) and Tim McGraw (Nashville). NFL owners Jerry Jones, Arthur Blank, Tom Benson, Pat Bowlen and Bud Adams also operate Arena League teams.

A football analyst for ESPN, Ditka coached the Chicago Bears to a Super Bowl title and six division titles in 11 seasons. He also coached the New Orleans Saints from 1997-99.

The first tight end inducted into the Pro Football Hall of Fame, Ditka played for the Bears, Philadelphia and Dallas and was elected to five Pro Bowls.

"We are thrilled that Mike has become an owner," Rush managing partner Alan Levin said. "Mike represents football in Chicago, and we're looking forward to building another championship team in Chicago."

Atwa_66
12-17-2004, 11:15 PM
I would say Pele, not question. Gretsky was unbeleviable to hockey, ali was great to boxing. But those 2 sports had other good athletes, nothing to great has come out of soccer other than Pele.

Dempsey 1919
04-03-2006, 06:10 PM
I'm gonna be honest, when I clicked on this thread I thought it was gonna be about Ali vs. a couple of 85 foot long bears.

haha, lol!

Frazier's 15th round
04-03-2006, 06:51 PM
'85 Bears KO1 Ali