View Full Version : This guy on Maury this morning....


BLOODSHED
08-24-2005, 12:24 PM
agree to go on the Maury show and take a lie detector to see if he's sleep with transexuals. He failed the test and was screwing two trannies.

Is this real? If you think so, why would people go on national TV to say this?

jack_the_rippuh
08-24-2005, 12:38 PM
Lmao..
I think that **** is fake.
You ever see where they have the lie detector for the girls and he says, "When asked if you ever had unprotected sex for money, you said no and the lie detector test determined that was a lie....IN FACT, you had unprotected sex for money more than 7,452 times."

Or what about when those sluts find out that a guy is not their baby's father and they run to the back crying and Maury is all like, "Where are you going?" and the guy is dancing for the audience and then goes in the back to either demand an apology or to console the lady he was just calling a *****.

BLOODSHED
08-24-2005, 12:41 PM
Exactly, how did they get the right amount of times? Did they actually go and ask for each number?

Also, who would go on national TV knowing they're lying?

Also, what would Maury do without black people?

BLOODSHED
08-24-2005, 12:42 PM
The funniest is when the mother is a ***** and is so damn sure her daughter isnt a whore. Its funny seeing their reaction when their daughter is revealed to be a whore.

jack_the_rippuh
08-24-2005, 12:44 PM
I really don't know.
The funniest ****, though in my opinion is those out of control teens.

In they're little video (the one they show before the present the guest) they go, "If I don't get my way I call my mom a *****, whore, slut." They say it all bragging and ****.

BLOODSHED
08-24-2005, 12:46 PM
Exactly, it seems really scripted. Theyre talking calmly but they all yell the words ***** and "kick her ass".

jack_the_rippuh
08-24-2005, 12:52 PM
Hey speaking of out of control teens, you ever seen that dumb show Brat Camp.
That **** right there sucks.

neils7147933
08-24-2005, 12:53 PM
Modern talk shows are formulaic and somewhat scripted. Guests are often legit, not always, but are coached and exploited...

BLOODSHED
08-24-2005, 12:53 PM
I've seen that. And Nanny 911.

jack_the_rippuh
10-16-2005, 12:04 AM
Alright so I was watching Maury the other day and the chick who is about 14 or 15 years old, got pregnant when she was 13 and claims a neighborhood boy is the father. She went on to say how there's no other way anyone can be the father, because he's the only boy she's had sex with EVER! and he took her virginity.

Well as you might've guessed, the test came out that she wasn't the father (Talk about pulling a Mary..), anyway, my question was WTF did she get out of lying, what was the point, did she think the DNA test was like the lie detector test or something and thought that if she convinced herself he was the only person she had sex with and was the father that it would be true?

LMAO! Dumb people humiliate themselves just for free DNA test and a free trip to New York (Or wherever the hell that show is at.)

BLOODSHED
10-16-2005, 01:59 AM
Thats the truth. I have trouble believing this shyt. who would embarass themselves on national tv like that?

The Fix
10-16-2005, 02:25 AM
maury show is brutal, worse than springer... springer at least is entertaining but maury thinks he is all high and mighty. maury is a clown.

BLOODSHED
10-16-2005, 02:27 AM
Maury acts like hes doin the right thing. You know but at least Springer is honest with himself. His show is for entertainment as hes dissing the guests. Maury acts like hes helping build peoples lives.

Maury is ultra slimey and the fact that hes Republican makes me hate him even more.

Dont you find it ODD that 60 something year old Maury is doing that handshake with the black guys? He's patronizing them if you ask me...
maury show is brutal, worse than springer... springer at least is entertaining but maury thinks he is all high and mighty. maury is a clown.

The Fix
10-16-2005, 02:30 AM
Maury acts like hes doin the right thing. You know but at least Springer is honest with himself. His show is for entertainment as hes dissing the guests. Maury acts like hes helping build peoples lives.

Maury is ultra slimey and the fact that hes Republican makes me hate him even more.

Dont you find it ODD that 60 something year old Maury is doing that handshake with the black guys? He's patronizing them if you ask me...
he is a greasy bastard with an ugly ass wife, that guy is a true piece of ****...

* FeistyWench *
10-16-2005, 10:45 AM
It's amazing, but people will do almost anything to be on TV!
They're ignorant to begin with so it's not a big stretch for them to go on TV with some of that ****. I used to think that they were at least getting paid to go on and lie, exaggerate, or blantantly lie, but I think some of that **** is really going on with them and they just don't realize that they are embarasing themselves. Just look at the calibar of the people on those shows. Inbred trailer trash types.
*BTW I don't htink that everyone living in trailers are trash*
National attention for being a dumbass loser is better than no attention. Maybe they go home later and laugh at their great acting jobs, who knows... It's whacked though. I did hear that they strongly encourage the fights on the show.

Thats the truth. I have trouble believing this shyt. who would embarass themselves on national tv like that?