View Full Version : I have just became a god.


2nd II none
08-23-2005, 04:16 PM
And here's the reason why,



So I went out saturday night to the bar with a few friends to have some drinks.I'm there about an hour and a half then I run into these two hot ass girls one blond the other a brunette.So I start talking to them and buy them both drink and we bull**** for like 30 minutes and I ask them what they wanna do tonight. Before I could get another word out they both so we wanna do you :eek: I was thinking oh **** it's on now and damn it sure the **** was they took me home that night and we ****ed and sucked for 6 hours then fell asleep for a while .Then they took me home and as I was about to get out of the car I asked them if I could get their number and give them a call later.Well to my ****in surprise it turned out that they were sisters and it blew my ****in mind so I just got their number and went in the house and basiclly just looked at the ceiling for 5 hours thinking holy **** what a ****in night.

urdaddyinAZ
08-23-2005, 04:21 PM
I was feeling you until the sister thing, very few sisters like to get down with each other. Were they half sisters or do you know?


I'm telling you from experience, I've done the world's freakiest **** and I have never met two sisters that wanted to have a threesome.


Maybe you were blessed.

2nd II none
08-23-2005, 04:24 PM
I was feeling you until the sister thing, very few sisters like to get down with each other. Were they half sisters or do you know?


I'm telling you from experience, I've done the world's freakiest **** and I have never met two sisters that wanted to have a threesome.


Maybe you were blessed.



I'm not sure they could have been bull****ting about being sisters but they did look alike kind of.Either way though it was the ****!!!!

SonnyBGood
08-23-2005, 04:24 PM
Luna Schlosser: Miles, do you know that "God" spelled backwards is "dog"?
Miles Monroe: So?
Luna Schlosser: It makes you think.

RastaSmoker
08-23-2005, 04:24 PM
quit ****in lying. Yes three somes are possible, been there 4 times. I have a very open girlfriend with very open friends, but with you i doubt it

2nd II none
08-23-2005, 04:27 PM
quit ****in lying. Yes three somes are possible, been there 4 times. I have a very open girlfriend with very open friends, but with you i doubt it



Hey don't hate on me man, I can't explain how it happened it just did.



And what do you mean with me? you've never seen me or met so how can you say something like that?

Tony Blitz
08-23-2005, 04:32 PM
quit ****in lying. Yes three somes are possible, been there 4 times. I have a very open girlfriend with very open friends, but with you i doubt it
just because something doesn't happen to you doesn't mean it can't happen to someone else man, I don't see why he'd need to lie about something like that on a forum, live and let live bro

2nd II none
08-23-2005, 04:33 PM
just because something doesn't happen to you doesn't mean it can't happen to someone else man, I don't see why he'd need to lie about something like that on a forum, live and let live bro


thank you, I was just posting to share my experience with everyone.

RastaSmoker
08-23-2005, 04:34 PM
about it being with you was a joke. I know its possible cause like i said Been there done that, but i can still **** wit people right?

urdaddyinAZ
08-23-2005, 04:34 PM
quit ****in lying. Yes three somes are possible, been there 4 times. I have a very open girlfriend with very open friends, but with you i doubt it



Rasta, you are in the mood to blast fools today aren't you?

urdaddyinAZ
08-23-2005, 04:35 PM
I'm not sure they could have been bull****ting about being sisters but they did look alike kind of.Either way though it was the ****!!!!


Yeah they may have been yanking you on the sis thing, but either way I bet you had a good time.

bigdlb12
08-23-2005, 04:35 PM
3 somes are the ****, I have only had a few and once with true sisters, I know a lot of girls claim to be sisters when they really are not, they think it turns us on, lol

but one of the top ****s I have had has to be this family, I was dating the older sister and ****ed the youngest sister and even ****ed to mom, her mom rocked my world and did things that no one else has ever done

2nd II none
08-23-2005, 04:35 PM
about it being with you was a joke. I know its possible cause like i said Been there done that, but i can still **** wit people right?



**** no, not when your holding bud like that.


SHARE *****!

2nd II none
08-23-2005, 04:37 PM
Yeah they may have been yanking you on the sis thing, but either way I bet you had a good time.



Hell yeah I did, I even went home and spanked the monkey some more because I was so happy.

kbpoetree
08-23-2005, 04:45 PM
**** no, not when your holding bud like that.


SHARE *****!
i agree, share the highness please, its dry as hell in Tennessee

RastaSmoker
08-23-2005, 04:52 PM
i agree, share the highness please, its dry as hell in Tennessee



Maybe i could work somethin out. Only problem is that here in Fres"No" they scan damn near all the mail. Its because we have a huge meth problem and people use the mail system to deliver the ****. Just dont put a return address or put someone elses. That way the only person that gets busted is the buyer.

kbpoetree
08-23-2005, 04:55 PM
Maybe i could work somethin out. Only problem is that here in Fres"No" they scan damn near all the mail. Its because we have a huge meth problem and people use the mail system to deliver the ****. Just dont put a return address or put someone elses. That way the only person that gets busted is the buyer.
sweet, last time i had some shipped, well the only time, wuz from hollywood, and the dude fed exed it. The usuall best way is to have a post box with a different name to receive goods such as that

bigdlb12
08-23-2005, 05:03 PM
best grass I have had is from FL, I called it swap weed

RastaSmoker
08-23-2005, 05:05 PM
best grass I have had is from FL, I called it swap weed


**** FL weed. That **** is all ****ed up. Cali even has a city called weed

bigdlb12
08-23-2005, 05:16 PM
**** FL weed. That **** is all ****ed up. Cali even has a city called weed
cali weed is tight too, Africa weed does **** to your head, damn radio was making barking sounds and with the Fl weed me and my cousin went for a ride with 2 joints and felt like a 15 min drive, we were gone for 3 hours

kbpoetree
08-23-2005, 05:44 PM
personally, i could care where it comes from, what it lookz like, just as long as it getz me Hiiiiggghh

2nd II none
08-27-2005, 02:08 AM
you ****s spammed my thread with bull**** about weed.

xcaret
08-27-2005, 02:12 AM
3 somes are the ****, I have only had a few and once with true sisters, I know a lot of girls claim to be sisters when they really are not, they think it turns us on, lol

but one of the top ****s I have had has to be this family, I was dating the older sister and ****ed the youngest sister and even ****ed to mom, her mom rocked my world and did things that no one else has ever done


your the true god :hail:

2nd II none
08-27-2005, 02:15 AM
No, I am and don't you forget it.