I pooed at work and i was still whipeing but i ran out of paper. so i was not sure if i should do a shovel techniqe with my hand and wash it later. or just say **** it.

So i just said **** it and i got mad itchy ass.

I pooed at work and i was still whipeing but i ran out of paper. so i was not sure if i should do a shovel techniqe with my hand and wash it later. or just say **** it.

So i just said **** it and i got mad itchy ass.

The shovel technique!?

Eww man.

What if poop got in your fingernails and you had to run out of the bathroom quick because you didn't want anyone to know you were the one who funked it up so you didn't get a chance to wash as thoroughly as you would have liked to.

I pooed at work and i was still whipeing but i ran out of paper. so i was not sure if i should do a shovel techniqe with my hand and wash it later. or just say **** it.

So i just said **** it and i got mad itchy ass.
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Ya then what if they bring some greasy ass fried chicken for lunch and you got to lick your fingers cause the dumb **** that brought the chicken forgot to bring napkins.

What If You Bite Your Nails?

I pooed at work and i was still whipeing but i ran out of paper. so i was not sure if i should do a shovel techniqe with my hand and wash it later. or just say **** it.

So i just said **** it and i got mad itchy ass.

Next time just use the inside of your shirt.

What If You Bite Your Nails?
i think the grease mixed in with the **** under his nails sliding down his fingers would be nasty.:eek:

Never heard of a newspaper? Or a dollar bill at least!

So i just said **** it and i got mad itchy ass.

That's how you end up with a the ****ty underwear grin. Sick!

Wouldn't it be sick and disgusting if he was in front of the sinky wetting his hands and wiping his ass with his fingers right in front of the sink and someone just walked in.