View Full Version : Screw the formality of judging - I'll battle popsikal RIGHT NOW with Round 1...


neils7147933
07-24-2005, 09:08 PM
after we both post, other people can reply with who they think won the round. No need for official judges or any of that. I'll do one rhyme a night against whoever every day I log on.

I know popsikal's game since he has it in his sig. You first or me, 'kal?

neils7147933
07-24-2005, 09:24 PM
Looks like popsikal is already booked.

Who is the first alternate?

-Nova-
07-24-2005, 09:26 PM
Okay, who's first.

neils7147933
07-24-2005, 09:28 PM
Okay, who's first.
15 minute time limit.

Write yours, I'll write mine and we'll post by 8:40 PM CT.

Then people can reply with who they thought won.

Then you can battle atwa_66 and I'll retire til tomorrow night.

Sound good?

Sara
07-24-2005, 09:28 PM
let the dissin begin :boxing:

$$$Pinky$$$
07-24-2005, 09:30 PM
Raul told me you was tightest rapping white boy nurse eva. I know Raul wouldnt lie to me.com on baby show us what you got!

Tony Blitz
07-24-2005, 09:33 PM
guys I'm scared

Atwa_66
07-24-2005, 09:35 PM
Neils, stick around after the battle, I want you, tony, and one more person to judge our ****

Atwa_66
07-24-2005, 09:38 PM
Btw, Im making a new thread for me and pops battle, that way **** doesn't get jumbled together.

-Nova-
07-24-2005, 09:38 PM
Neils better fall back, he don't wanna feel this heat
He's the type that go home, and loves to beat his meat
he tries to keep it on the low, but all the real n***as know
that this ***** can't hang, stop rappin fo' sho
And if you wanna talk **** about me and MD
i'll murder your ass, and put that **** live on TV
so your momma can see her son get his brain blown out
Neils can't hang,i'll leave him in pain, wit no doubt
i rap the hardest, popsikal spittin fire,
and at this rate, Neil's should just retire
cause i'll kill his ass one way or another,
so move aside brother and go find another
life to persue,
guy like you, shining shoes
perfect dude, start off wit my boot
not hard to find, but hard to mistake
cause when i win this it's gone be right on your face
Popsikal's gonna be bigger than horses
you gone be mad scrubbin and cleanin my air forces

-Nova-
07-24-2005, 09:39 PM
Btw, Im making a new thread for me and pops battle, that way **** doesn't get jumbled together.
So when am i battling you Attwa

neils7147933
07-24-2005, 09:40 PM
Neils better fall back, he don't wanna feel this heat
He's the type that go home, and loves to beat his meat
he tries to keep it on the low, but all the real n***as know
that this ***** can't hang, stop rappin fo' sho
And if you wanna talk **** about me and MD
i'll murder your ass, and put that **** live on TV
so your momma can see her son get his brain blown out
Neils can't hang,i'll leave him in pain, wit no doubt
i rap the hardest, popsikal spittin fire,
and at this rate, Neil's should just retire
cause i'll kill his ass one way or another,
so move aside brother and go find another
life to persue,
guy like you, shining shoes
perfect dude, start off wit my boot
not hard to find, but hard to mistake
cause when i win this it's gone be right on your face
Popsikal's gonna be bigger than horses
you gone be mad scrubbin and cleanin my air forces

I spit rhymes one time, two times, et al.
I got 99 problems but one’s not popsikal
Your mail gets addressed to “master”, you’re not old enough for “Mister”
You’re soft; I’m hard like R. Kelly watching “Sister, Sister”

You changed your birthdate in your profile since last night; man, what’s your drive?
You embarrassed or to dumb to know how long you’ve been alive?
Faking your year of birth so you can vote, or drink, or rent a car?
I think I know the answer; I saw you cruising in front of the gay bar

Seen my pic? I’m 40 lbs. lighter now but the same **** comes out my lips
Only thing that’s different now is the pressure on your sister’s hips
She saw my hot new build, her neck hair hallipulated
Said she loved white chocolate, so her womb I manipulated

Sorry my first rap’s gotta be so much about some dicks
But this ****’s good enough to kill an ‘MD’ or ‘66’
I’m letting you off easy kid, ‘cause it’s all going to be in fun
But I’m warning you – my best **** comes well after the round one

When you came to the board and said you’re best, you must have been mistaken
When people read this ****, they’ll know what’s up, those asleep will be awakened
I hope you’re not homophobic; if you are, there’s some **** I’m wond’rin ‘bout
Albeit it online, how’s it feel to have this dick up in your mouth?

neils7147933
07-24-2005, 09:41 PM
Whoever reads this, reply with who you thought won.

Pretty good, popsikal.

Maybe a rematch tomorrow? We'll see who's here when I log on...

Atwa_66
07-24-2005, 09:45 PM
NEILS

damn that **** is hot

Atwa_66
07-24-2005, 09:46 PM
Whoever reads this, reply with who you thought won.

Pretty good, popsikal.

Maybe a rematch tomorrow? We'll see who's here when I log on...
dont leave yet though, I want to go one round against popsikal

EXIGE
07-24-2005, 09:46 PM
Both were good, the problem with the second timer is he has a bit more time to spend and he can also pick apart the other persons rhyme.

I wont judge this one, seeing as i havent been appointed, i wouldnt want to anyway cos i have loyalty's on both sides. Tough decision here people.

Atwa_66
07-24-2005, 09:49 PM
Ok well you, neils, and tony can judge the 1 round me and popsikal have, im making a thread now.

neils7147933
07-24-2005, 09:49 PM
Both were good, the problem with the second timer is he has a bit more time to spend and he can also pick apart the other persons rhyme.

I wont judge this one, seeing as i havent been appointed, i wouldnt want to anyway cos i have loyalty's on both sides. Tough decision here people.
We had the same amount of time - look at the times on the posts. 1 minute difference.

Some people might not think I won - my long couplets are kind of demonstrative and straight-forward - some people like a trickier rhyme style, which I can do, but not as well when I have a time limit.

All right, atwa - I'll stick around for one round of you guys but I gotta get to sleep by 9; I'm waking up at 3 or so - I've got a walk and some homework to do before I go into work...

Memorex
07-24-2005, 09:55 PM
neils got it

Sara
07-24-2005, 09:55 PM
Neils, ouch, ya crucified em.

Atwa_66
07-24-2005, 09:55 PM
We had the same amount of time - look at the times on the posts. 1 minute difference.

Some people might not think I won - my long couplets are kind of demonstrative and straight-forward - some people like a trickier rhyme style, which I can do, but not as well when I have a time limit.

All right, atwa - I'll stick around for one round of you guys but I gotta get to sleep by 9; I'm waking up at 3 or so - I've got a walk and some homework to do before I go into work...
Im making the thread now, it will be one round

RwK
07-24-2005, 09:58 PM
I'll battle you Atwa. If you feel like losing.

Atwa_66
07-24-2005, 10:01 PM
I'll battle you Atwa. If you feel like losing.
Later, if you weren't illerterate, youd know I was battling Popsikal now

RwK
07-24-2005, 10:02 PM
Later, if you weren't illerterate, youd know I was battling Popsikal now

I dont follow your orders because I am more important.

badblood
07-24-2005, 10:06 PM
Neils destroyed Pops. Round 1 easily goes to neils.

Rok_31
07-24-2005, 10:08 PM
Neils- you KTFO'ed Popsikal. Reminded me of Tyson-McNeely.

EXIGE
07-24-2005, 10:10 PM
Neils- you KTFO'ed Popsikal. Reminded me of Tyson-McNeely.
Ite come on peps popsikal's one was good too, you lot are banging on like popsikal was chatting sum ****, but he come up with a couple of good lines IMO.

badblood
07-24-2005, 10:12 PM
It was better than yesterday's stuff, but come on now.

Atwa_66
07-24-2005, 10:12 PM
everyone Hustle Yourselves Over To My Thread, I Need Judges, And I Need Popsikal To Show Hisself Over There

-Nova-
07-24-2005, 10:13 PM
Ya'll a bunch of hattas. but **** it. whats up wit the Attwa battle. You up?

Atwa_66
07-24-2005, 10:15 PM
Ya'll a bunch of hattas. but **** it. whats up wit the Attwa battle. You up?
I made a thread, im ready, you got the floor for round 1, hopefully some people will judge it and we'll see what they think, go head over there.

SonnyG8R
07-24-2005, 10:24 PM
That was some funny ****.

Nice job popsikal, you too Neils.

PBDS
07-25-2005, 12:05 AM
....Good stuff, I challenge anyone here to see if they got a bigger e**** than me.

MetalVomit
07-25-2005, 12:27 AM
I spit rhymes one time, two times, et al.
I got 99 problems but one’s not popsikal
Your mail gets addressed to “master”, you’re not old enough for “Mister”
You’re soft; I’m hard like R. Kelly watching “Sister, Sister”

You changed your birthdate in your profile since last night; man, what’s your drive?
You embarrassed or to dumb to know how long you’ve been alive?
Faking your year of birth so you can vote, or drink, or rent a car?
I think I know the answer; I saw you cruising in front of the gay bar

Seen my pic? I’m 40 lbs. lighter now but the same **** comes out my lips
Only thing that’s different now is the pressure on your sister’s hips
She saw my hot new build, her neck hair hallipulated
Said she loved white chocolate, so her womb I manipulated

Sorry my first rap’s gotta be so much about some dicks
But this ****’s good enough to kill an ‘MD’ or ‘66’
I’m letting you off easy kid, ‘cause it’s all going to be in fun
But I’m warning you – my best **** comes well after the round one

When you came to the board and said you’re best, you must have been mistaken
When people read this ****, they’ll know what’s up, those asleep will be awakened
I hope you’re not homophobic; if you are, there’s some **** I’m wond’rin ‘bout
Albeit it online, how’s it feel to have this dick up in your mouth?


Seriously, Popsikal came out swingin, but Neils wins. The "too dumb to know how long you been alive" ended it. You could have stopped there neils. Good job to both of you guys.

TheBrownBomber22
07-25-2005, 09:37 AM
yep it was close but neils took it.

masterdirector
07-25-2005, 06:28 PM
Need I really say who won? I think popsikal knew it from the minute he read neils' post.

I'm looking forward to battling you neils but I'm not signing up for the time limit thing. I think both should have limitless rhyme. For one, there's no way of knowing if we haven't pre-written something anyhow before making the thread. And I just like taking my time when typing it out. I can't capture everything I think of when typing.

Atwa has next, then I wouldn't mind going at it neils, assuming I even beat Atwa, which I haven't seen his stuff so I assume he's probably good.