Dont you hate it when your trouser snake sizzles in the summer after seeing a thick juicy pakistani girl in daisy dukes?

Sometimes I feel my penis has a mind of its own It sizzles like a snake on a hot frying pan.

must be the curry man

juicy pakistani girl in daisy dukes

Does that even exist? :p

Does that even exist? :p

HAHAHAHA she must be mixed...

Pakistani chicks are allowed to wear daisy dukes?

that cant be a pic of you in your avator jack. Its hard to believe since you've got such a scrawny neck.

Pakistani chicks are allowed to wear daisy dukes?


...And if they were allowed wouldn't that big hairy bush be hanging out?

...And if they were allowed wouldn't that big hairy bush be hanging out?
theres nothing wrong with a big hairy bush :D

that cant be a pic of you in your avator jack. Its hard to believe since you've got such a scrawny neck.

It is me..."the rip" is ripped..










"I'M NOT NO HOE, WHY IS SHE!?"

"MY DAUGHTER AIN'T NO HOE, WHY IS SHE!?"



I'm watching Maury...these out of control teen *****es who like having sex so much.

It is me..."the rip" is ripped..










"I'M NOT NO HOE, WHY IS SHE!?"

"MY DAUGHTER AIN'T NO HOE, WHY IS SHE!?"



I'm watching Maury...these out of control teen *****es who like having sex so much.


I'm calling BULL****!

I'm calling BULL****!

You don't believe that's me?

No problem...


...I'll just take a pic similar to that only with my penis hanging out, holding a sign saying this is for your urdaddyinAZ

Noooo!!!!!

theres nothing wrong with a big hairy bush :D


.....Yeah your right about that. I just don't wanna see the kind where the hair goes halfway to the kneecap ya know.

.....Yeah your right about that. I just don't wanna see the kind where the hair goes halfway to the kneecap ya know.

Trust me when I say this, man..

When you get older that kind of stuff will turn you on.
I remember when I was about your age I wanted chicks who were a perfect ten. Now I'd hit anything D.O.A.

Trust me when I say this, man..

When you get older that kind of stuff will turn you on.
I remember when I was about your age I wanted chicks who were a perfect ten. Now I'd hit anything D.O.A.

....ha ha ha very funny man. Anything but a bush halfway to the kneecaps bro.

It's the retro look, you know.

So anyone have a Sizzle penis?

Pakistani girls are usually all covered up. However, I will take your word for it. If Pakistani girls are wearing such outfits then all the better as it shows they are fitting into the western way of life, which can only be good.

Sometimes when im driving by Artesia I see some Indian or Pakistany girls dressed normal. I must say they are fine!They have Asian waist, Latina legs and afro-booties to bad they have more hair than George "The Animal".They give new meaning to "I would wax that ass". Id still hit it though!:D

Sometimes when im driving by Artesia I see some Indian or Pakistany girls dressed normal. I must say they are fine!They have Asian waist, Latina legs and afro-booties to bad they have more hair than George "The Animal".They give new meaning to "I would wax that ass". Id still hit it though!:D


Yes I live their little india! Trust me alot of them are not as hairy as you think they shave now.

You live in Artesia?I seen one at the Mirage one time and she was wearing leather pants. She was looking good so I aproached her and said Hey nice pants can I feel em?She said yes so I grabbed her nice ass and she didnt say anything.So I told her can I buy you a drink and she said sure, so I hug her around her waist and she hugged me around my shoulders.When she lifted her arm to hold on to me I got this kick in the face!Her pits was kicking so I was like you know ill be right back im going to go borrow some money and I WAS GONE!
My friend was like what happened she looks good as ****?I was like I dont care how good she looked her pits where kickin like they was making chinese food in those mf.

Yes I live their little india! Trust me alot of them are not as hairy as you think they shave now.

You live in Artesia?I seen one at the Mirage one time and she was wearing leather pants. She was looking good so I aproached her and said Hey nice pants can I feel em?She said yes so I grabbed her nice ass and she didnt say anything.So I told her can I buy you a drink and she said sure, so I hug her around her waist and she hugged me around my shoulders.When she lifted her arm to hold on to me I got this kick in the face!Her pits was kicking so I was like you know ill be right back im going to go borrow some money and I WAS GONE!
My friend was like what happened she looks good as ****?I was like I dont care how good she looked her pits where kickin like they was making chinese food in those mf.


Hahaha that sucks should have told her to wash. But that must be the falafel she eats different foods make different B.o smells.

A fine Indian girl right here.

http://www.strangecosmos.com/images/content/106631.jpg

:eek: Hahaha that sucks should have told her to wash. But that must be the falafel she eats different foods make different B.o smells.

A fine Indian girl right here.

http://www.strangecosmos.com/images/content/106631.jpg

Yes very nice! Thats the thing I would have stuck around if it was a sure thing. I would have tooken her to a mo mo and had her take a shower but I wasnt gonna go threw smelling her the whole night and then get nothing.

:eek:

Yes very nice! Thats the thing I would have stuck around if it was a sure thing. I would have tooken her to a mo mo and had her take a shower but I wasnt gonna go threw smelling her the whole night and then get nothing.

If it smells on deck, who knows how bad it is in the cabin??!?!?!

If it smells on deck, who knows how bad it is in the cabin??!?!?!

I don't get it...can you translate it for my 13 year old mind.

I don't get it...can you translate it for my 13 year old mind.
because theoretically if something smells bad on the outside, it's more than likely it's going to smell even worse on the inside lol

because theoretically if something smells bad on the outside, it's more than likely it's going to smell even worse on the inside lol


The ***** smells like falafel you mean? Usually if the girls feet are super clean and soft her vagina is clean and fresh.

You don't believe that's me?

No problem...


...I'll just take a pic similar to that only with my penis hanging out, holding a sign saying this is for your urdaddyinAZ



I believe you Jack, I believe you!

The ***** smells like falafel you mean? Usually if the girls feet are super clean and soft her vagina is clean and fresh.
all girls vaginas are clean you idiot lol, they're self cleaning.

all girls vaginas are clean you idiot lol, they're self cleaning.

So how are yeast infections caused?

So how are yeast infections caused?

breadstick dildos

What are the type of girls that cover their faces... some are pretty hot looking..

I've seen some Pakistan or whatever they are from, and some are pretty impressive.

The ***** smells like falafel you mean? Usually if the girls feet are super clean and soft her vagina is clean and fresh.

pbds and Bill Reilly like that female smell... http://www.yankeepotroast.org/images/falafel.gif

The ***** smells like falafel you mean? Usually if the girls feet are super clean and soft her vagina is clean and fresh.



if the feet are really nice, just get her to squeeze them together with your dick in between, it feels really nice

Hahaha that sucks should have told her to wash. But that must be the falafel she eats different foods make different B.o smells.

A fine Indian girl right here.

http://www.strangecosmos.com/images/content/106631.jpg
Speaking of falafel....(hey, I just like bumping old threads...)

http://radaronline.com/exclusives/2006/11/oreilly-opera-much-better-than-cats.php

O'Reilly Opera Much Better Than Cats

O'PERATIC O'ReillyWhile the sexual harassment allegations levied against Bill O'Reilly by former Fox News producer Andrea Mackris might seem like fodder for a made-for-TV movie, some have decided to elevate the he-said/she-said back-and-forth to a more refined art form. Enter Igor Keller, a tenor saxophone player from Belltown, Washington, who has re-imagined the O'Reilly saga as a 31-part, concert-length baroque oratorio titled, rather theatrically, Mackris v. O'Reilly. Keller's opus doesn't cut any corners: The libretto opens with a reading of the original complaint filed by Mackris and runs through seven chorales, four recitatives, and numerous arias before the denouement, which features a dramatic reading of the settlement O'Reilly (played by Charles Robert Stephens, once hailed by the New York Times as a "baritone of smooth distinction") reached with Mackris.
Those who aren't quite sure they can stomach two hours of O'Reilly opera might be better advised to come in for the recitative and aria that comprise part 27, when the infamous loofah-as-falafel finally makes an appearance.

this thread LMAO !!!!!!!!! :lol1:

Ive seen a moslem woman, shes covered like a ninja of course, I knew she could have such a beautiful face as I observed her eyes. but hell as I later learned she already had 8 kids and she's just 23 yrs old !! :eek: :tapedshut