View Full Version : This is why lance went for 7. Here are some numbers on lance


RastaSmoker
07-20-2005, 12:00 AM
http://img160.imageshack.us/img160/4355/armstrong4cc.th.jpg (http://img160.imageshack.us/my.php?image=armstrong4cc.jpg)


I dont know about you, but where i come from we call that "Gangsta"

PBDS
07-20-2005, 12:05 AM
http://img160.imageshack.us/img160/4355/armstrong4cc.th.jpg (http://img160.imageshack.us/my.php?image=armstrong4cc.jpg)


I dont know about you, but where i come from we call that "Gangsta"


...Lance is the man, and this tour is in the bag baring a crazy Frenchman jumping in front of him with his dick in his hand protesting his small penis size.

RastaSmoker
07-20-2005, 12:19 AM
...Lance is the man, and this tour is in the bag baring a crazy Frenchman jumping in front of him with his dick in his hand protesting his small penis size.


LMAO good ****

Kid Achilles
07-20-2005, 12:20 AM
To me the most impressive number on there is the fact that he finished last in his first event. The fact that he went from completely mediocre to the best in the world says so much about his discipline. It isn't all just natural athletic ability. He really is an amazing individual.

BTW, I still hate bicycling.

hectari
07-20-2005, 12:31 AM
To me the most impressive number on there is the fact that he finished last in his first event. The fact that he went from completely mediocre to the best in the world says so much about his discipline. It isn't all just natural athletic ability. He really is an amazing individual.

BTW, I still hate bicycling.


Agreed! that is amazing! total underdog story, he is more impressive then Prefontaine since lance armstrong over came cancer and was only given a 3 percent chance of living and then came back to win back to back tour de frances.

The Teacher
07-20-2005, 02:04 AM
haha. "Famous Boyfriend of Sheryl Crow (Erik Clapton, Kid Rock, Owen Wilson) category is full of names.

Sheryl Crow is such a playa.

The Teacher
07-20-2005, 02:08 AM
http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40478000/jpg/_40478225_us-crow.jpg

Thats not an accoustic guitar she is strumming. Its a wodden Lance Armstrong......that skanky playa.

hairyflex
07-20-2005, 02:26 AM
Maybe Lance should fight the winner of this fight.

http://www.consumptionjunction.com/downloadsnew/cj_46975.wmv

Dyl-G
07-20-2005, 02:49 AM
5-6 body fat....i didnt know the tour de france was over 2000 miles, jesus, thats half way cross the US

masterdirector
07-20-2005, 04:35 AM
What I find so funny is that an American dominates a sport that the French and other Europeans give a **** about while really Americans don't give a **** at all about cycling. Seriously, any americans, can you name ANY other cyclist without looking? I can't. Unless Robin Williams counts.

RastaSmoker
07-20-2005, 05:02 PM
What I find so funny is that an American dominates a sport that the French and other Europeans give a **** about while really Americans don't give a **** at all about cycling. Seriously, any americans, can you name ANY other cyclist without looking? I can't. Unless Robin Williams counts.

I know of tyler hamilton, he broke his collar bone on the second day of the tour de france last year and he stayed in the race and got 4th overall. Gangsta ****! Then in the olympics he won gold but he was later stripped of it because of a failed drug test. He didnt really fail because there was no stimulants in his system, it was the fact that they could tell he had recieved a complete blood transfusion. Therefore ridding his system of the banned substances.

***** ass *****!

Also i think the other guys name is Zambronski or some **** like that. And i only know of him because he is from my hometown. Fres "No" California


***** ass *****.

PBDS
07-20-2005, 05:05 PM
....Ulrich is Lances chief competitor and seems he is mentioned in every tour.

jchavez12345
07-20-2005, 05:11 PM
Who is lance armstrong?


lol

j/k

the guy is an amazing athelete, coming back from cancer is pretty amazing, the man looks like he will win his 7th. good luck lance.........