I drank 2 purple Poweraids and it turned my duke mad green, I did see particles of what appeared Jays Double hot chips. It burned my O-Ring.

LOL:haha:Why are you telling us that?

I just want to keep you up on current events

Thats a sure sign that your gonna die.

That's disgusting, man.

I am pooping mad sinkers as of late... Is that good or bad?

Do I need more fiber in my diet?

I thought forsure i would die from drinking and not poopin. Thats a bummer

Sinkers = need more fat in your diet, go knock back a few monster burgers and a rally fry.

I am pooping mad sinkers as of late... Is that good or bad?

Do I need more fiber in my diet?


That means the next time you get a girl pregnant(which will probably be awhile since you have to have sex to accomplish this). You'll have twins.


one more prediction and then I'll have to charge.

Has anyone ever did the unthinkable/undoable and eat while they were taking a ****?

I poop and eat, and it makes no difrence, I run life straight up Homer style. sometimes i will make a ****tail and tie one on when i am laying cable

Has anyone ever did the unthinkable/undoable and eat while they were taking a ****?
i have but i didnt want no one to eat my last mcnugget

EDIT- MCNUGGET, not nugggets....... i dont eat my own ****


i do often take a newspaper if iam settling down for a good 20-25 mins

One time I took a Maxim, 2 scrambled eggs, homefries, 3 strips of bacon, wheat toast, and a Dannon Fruision Smoothie on the john with me and took a 45 minute ****. Greatest thing ever.

One time I took a Maxim, 2 scrambled eggs, homefries, 3 strips of bacon, wheat toast, and a Dannon Fruision Smoothie on the john with me and took a 45 minute ****. Greatest thing ever.
this was in your bathroom right?

cause if not that would be really gross :D



does anybody play gameboy or psp in the bathroom, i do on occasion, ive even watched an entire dvd movie while ****ting( it wasnt really a movie, it was the conan o'brien 10th anniversary special)

and i told my boos i had to go home for the day because i sharted. He said that it was "awsome"! He also said i smelled bad.

this was in your bathroom right?

cause if not that would be really gross :D



does anybody play gameboy or psp in the bathroom, i do on occasion, ive even watched an entire dvd movie while ****ting( it wasnt really a movie, it was the conan o'brien 10th anniversary special)



ahahaa yeah it was in my bathroom. what do you think...no it was at a highway reststop/hardys restaurant :eek:

is psp worth the money? im saving for ps3

ahahaa yeah it was in my bathroom. what do you think...no it was at a highway reststop/hardys restaurant :eek:

is psp worth the money? im saving for ps3
i gots mine for a really good deal ;)


but forreal its pretty damn good, amazing graphics for a handheld and you can listen to music and watch movies with it....

i have nba and gretzkey hockey, both are pretty damn fun


it aslo came with spiderman 2 and a demo disc that has music videos and vids of upcoming games

iam also gonna grab the ps3 but ill wait to get one hot or till they drop in price

ive heard its going to be grossly expensive

My recent ****s have been "tearing the ass outta me" as the jerky boys would say.

My hemorrhoids are going to be throbbing soon.

Well, sometimes when I poo it hurts around my o-ring. A burning sensation like it tearing. When it burns I dont want to wipe there so I smell like poo the day at school.
My recent ****s have been "tearing the ass outta me" as the jerky boys would say.

My hemorrhoids are going to be throbbing soon.

Well, sometimes when I poo it hurts around my o-ring. A burning sensation like it tearing. When it burns I dont want to wipe there so I smell like poo the day at school.


thats what im talking about Fudgey McPackavitch

Last night I had one that wouldnt flush, it would hide, and them come back up when I left the bathroom, it did this 3 times until it finally went down....

Last night I had one that wouldnt flush, it would hide, and them come back up when I left the bathroom, it did this 3 times until it finally went down....



Try cleaning the toilet every once in a while it might help. :rolleyes:

Try cleaning the toilet every once in a while it might help. :rolleyes:


I dont get it....

I dont get it....




Um the turds didn't go down because it'd clogged with your ****?

This board is only to be have topics that pertain to serious and mature subject matter such as developments pertaining to MCKAYMANIA. Or about which Tom Cruise film was the best.

I dont get it....



Haha that sig is great...

Ever hear of a band called "Daniel Larusso WILL fight!"...?

I drank 2 purple Poweraids and it turned my duke mad green, I did see particles of what appeared Jays Double hot chips. It burned my O-Ring.


...I thought yellow and blue made green?? My color knowledge is all ****ed up now.

Last night I had one that wouldnt flush, it would hide, and them come back up when I left the bathroom, it did this 3 times until it finally went down....
That is incredible, incredible story, i learned so much from your story, i learned great morals fom your story, you should write a book

HAHAHA!!!! This thread is funny. :rofl:

I drank 2 purple Poweraids and it turned my duke mad green, I did see particles of what appeared Jays Double hot chips. It burned my O-Ring.
go see a doctor
no.... a psychiatrist

If you eat a big piece of Red Velvet cake and take a dump later it will be red. Scared the **** out of me first time ti happened. :eek: