!! Anorak
08-03-2010, 04:10 PM
Just found this interview on www.madeupinterviews.com:
Strewth, mate, I remember when I went into the little nipper's room. I'd just had some tinnies and had beaten me Sheila for about three flamin' hours when I thought I'd go and steal a dog and then molest a toddler. We've all been there, right, sport?
Anyway, I get in there, and strike me pink, the flamin' galar's only gone and threatened to lay me flamin' sparko! I said to the little mite "get back in your cot, sport, this won't hurt a minute, cobber."
Anyway, even though he was talkin' all big before I got me pants off, once I climbed in his cot I gave him a little tap on the head and he went straight down on me... even after I'd finished and it was all over I couldn't get him to come back up for all the flamin' dingoes in me dunny.
Strewth, mate, I remember when I went into the little nipper's room. I'd just had some tinnies and had beaten me Sheila for about three flamin' hours when I thought I'd go and steal a dog and then molest a toddler. We've all been there, right, sport?
Anyway, I get in there, and strike me pink, the flamin' galar's only gone and threatened to lay me flamin' sparko! I said to the little mite "get back in your cot, sport, this won't hurt a minute, cobber."
Anyway, even though he was talkin' all big before I got me pants off, once I climbed in his cot I gave him a little tap on the head and he went straight down on me... even after I'd finished and it was all over I couldn't get him to come back up for all the flamin' dingoes in me dunny.