View Full Version : YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF...(not a joke?
DR. FREECLOUD 12-09-2004, 07:42 AM You might be a redneck if. . .
- it never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase,
"One nation, under God ..."
- you've never protested about seeing the 10 Commandments
posted in public places.
- you still say "Christmas" instead of "Winter Festival."
- you bow your head when someone prays.
- you stand and place your hand over your heart when they
play the National Anthem.
- you treat Viet Nam vets with great respect, and always have.
- you've never burned an American flag.
- you know what you believe and you aren't afraid to say so,
no matter who is listening.
- you respect your elders and expect your kids to do the same.
- you'd give your last dollar to a friend.
Explosivo 12-09-2004, 11:09 AM You might be a redneck if. . .
- it never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase,
"One nation, under God ..."
- you've never protested about seeing the 10 Commandments
posted in public places.
- you still say "Christmas" instead of "Winter Festival."
- you bow your head when someone prays.
- you stand and place your hand over your heart when they
play the National Anthem.
- you treat Viet Nam vets with great respect, and always have.
- you've never burned an American flag.
- you know what you believe and you aren't afraid to say so,
no matter who is listening.
- you respect your elders and expect your kids to do the same.
- you'd give your last dollar to a friend.
Are you serious? I guess in some ways Im a redneck. :confused:
SonnyG8R 12-09-2004, 11:12 AM Is that your kid in your avatar big_pappy?
She makes some whacky faces. :p
TheFairPole 12-09-2004, 11:12 AM Yeah I must be a redneck too!!! Proud to be if that is the qualifications!!! ;)
DR. FREECLOUD 12-09-2004, 01:04 PM Is that your kid in your avatar big_pappy?
She makes some whacky faces. :p
yes it is my daughter! she is such a character for the camera isn't she.
bigdaddy 12-09-2004, 01:33 PM yes she is. It sounds like thats being more American then a redneck.
RastaSmoker 12-28-2005, 04:33 PM see this comes across as stupid. Why do you say that ****, it doesnt make sense
boxstarr 12-28-2005, 04:38 PM nice post man
we have the same war on britishness over here
this minority of lefties are offended at everything and are persecuting the average people
if you say anything which counts as common sense, you're called a racist
Pico Hollywood 12-28-2005, 04:39 PM WOW The First Dominican Redneck right here
RastaSmoker 12-28-2005, 04:44 PM You might be a redneck if. . .
- it never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase,
"One nation, under God ..."
- you've never protested about seeing the 10 Commandments
posted in public places.
- you still say "Christmas" instead of "Winter Festival."
- you bow your head when someone prays
- you stand and place your hand over your heart when they
play the National Anthem.
- you treat Viet Nam vets with great respect, and always have.
- you've never burned an American flag.
- you know what you believe and you aren't afraid to say so,
no matter who is listening.
- you respect your elders and expect your kids to do the same.
- you'd give your last dollar to a friend.
The ones in the red make me a redneck. I dont understand why in the hell you actually posted this. How does bowing your head in respect make you a red neck.
blockhead 12-28-2005, 04:53 PM other than the first two i guess i am a redneck too awww shucks.
The ones in the red make me a redneck. I dont understand why in the hell you actually posted this. How does bowing your head in respect make you a red neck.
Because alot of liberals believe that if you are not some PC, athiest, you might offend someone and if you show the smallest amount of nationalism you must be some war mongering redneck....
- you still say "Christmas" instead of "Winter Festival."
- you stand and place your hand over your heart when they
play the National Anthem.
- you've never burned an American flag.
- you know what you believe and you aren't afraid to say so,
no matter who is listening.
- you respect your elders and expect your kids to do the same.
- you'd give your last dollar to a friend.
I guess I'm the first German redneck. ;)
THE REAL NINJA 12-29-2005, 01:25 AM so what are you telling us all americans are nice respectful people ....have you ever been to new york LOL just playing yorkers :p but no i do not get this at all ...is this some kind of put down
Grimgash 12-29-2005, 07:03 PM Its showing how liberals view things. Personally I could give a **** less what you call Christmas, the thing is theres people who care and that would be the liberals. The liberals for the most part are well dressed, proper spoken, educated people. The people who defend christmas and "patriotism" on the main front showing to people eyes are indeed rednecks. I know some of you are like "Thats dumb keep this the same and yada" but the way it is the only people who care enough to make a stand are rednecks from the south, who are the opposite from the liberals. Mostly evangelists who I can only watch to laugh and and sound like they're always pissed. The OP (opening poster) point was liberals are starting to call those people rednecks because most of the time the people who openly debate those issues are rednecks so they get grouped. Pointless paragraph by me...again....it has some points if you can pick them out, might be hard to do though so I apologize never took journalism in college :(
So being a nationalist is a bad thing? Or is it only bad if you're american?
Grimgash 12-30-2005, 05:35 AM Being a Nationalist isn't a bad thing. The thing is though in America most of the outspoken Nationalists are inbred redneck morons, who have a wierd accent (no offense southerners or suthners). That being said they give all people who like America a bad name, especially in the military. You should see the people who join (mainly the marines) (again no offense) these days. Doesn't matter if they're from the south or not they have a rural accent and said the only reason they join is to "Git me onea dem towels ta hang up on ma shelf at home". I just shook my head seeing them. If your not like that your a "coward or anti-american". If your like them your a "moron" or a "redneck". Its lose lose pretty much but, thats the gist of it anyhow.
So being a nationalist is a bad thing? Or is it only bad if you're american?
Actually it's only considered bad if you're German. :)
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