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kadyo 07-16-2005, 01:08 AM 1) That's not right...................... Sum Ting Wong
2) Are you harboring a fugitive?............. Hu Yu Hai Ding
3) See me ASAP................................ Kum Hia Nao
4) Stupid Man.............................. Dum Fuk
5) Small Horse.............................. Tai Ni Po Ni
6) Did you go to the beach? ................ Wai Yu So Tan
7) I bumped into a coffee table.......... Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
8) I think you need a face lift............ Chin Tu Fat
9) Its very dark in here................... Wao So Dim
10) I thought you were on a diet............ Wai Yu Mun Ching
11) This is a tow away zone................. No Pah King
12) Our meeting is scheduled for next week ... Wai Yu Kum Nao
13) Staying out of sight.................... Lei Ying Lo
14) He's cleaning his automobile............ Wa Shing Ka
15) Your body odor is offensive............. Yu Stin Ki Pu
16) Great................................. Fa Kin Su Pah
Chups 07-16-2005, 01:06 PM Who is the first Chinese American President?
answer:
George To-shing-wa
corny :D
AIR_KENG 07-18-2005, 10:19 PM 1) That's not right...................... Sum Ting Wong
2) Are you harboring a fugitive?............. Hu Yu Hai Ding
3) See me ASAP................................ Kum Hia Nao
4) Stupid Man.............................. Dum Fuk
5) Small Horse.............................. Tai Ni Po Ni
6) Did you go to the beach? ................ Wai Yu So Tan
7) I bumped into a coffee table.......... Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
8) I think you need a face lift............ Chin Tu Fat
9) Its very dark in here................... Wao So Dim
10) I thought you were on a diet............ Wai Yu Mun Ching
11) This is a tow away zone................. No Pah King
12) Our meeting is scheduled for next week ... Wai Yu Kum Nao
13) Staying out of sight.................... Lei Ying Lo
14) He's cleaning his automobile............ Wa Shing Ka
15) Your body odor is offensive............. Yu Stin Ki Pu
16) Great................................. Fa Kin Su Pah
hehe, kala ko naman seryoso, interesado pa naman ako, ahihi...
AIR_KENG 07-18-2005, 10:21 PM Who is the first Chinese American President?
answer:
George To-shing-wa
corny :D
pareng chups, kinawawa ka ng bhusto sa hopkins-taylor ah???
jack_the_rippuh 07-27-2005, 11:29 AM That was some funny stuff.
Chups 07-27-2005, 11:48 AM pareng chups, kinawawa ka ng bhusto sa hopkins-taylor ah???
May bet din ako dun sa vBookie talo...... Almost 2 billion ang nawala sa akin.... balik hirap na ulit ako... :(
puppy_dogg 07-27-2005, 12:24 PM 6) Did you go to the beach? ................ Wai Yu So Tan
thats great stuff :D you need karma kadyo
TheBrownBomber22 07-30-2005, 09:21 PM 1) That's not right...................... Sum Ting Wong
2) Are you harboring a fugitive?............. Hu Yu Hai Ding
3) See me ASAP................................ Kum Hia Nao
4) Stupid Man.............................. Dum Fuk
5) Small Horse.............................. Tai Ni Po Ni
6) Did you go to the beach? ................ Wai Yu So Tan
7) I bumped into a coffee table.......... Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
8) I think you need a face lift............ Chin Tu Fat
9) Its very dark in here................... Wao So Dim
10) I thought you were on a diet............ Wai Yu Mun Ching
11) This is a tow away zone................. No Pah King
12) Our meeting is scheduled for next week ... Wai Yu Kum Nao
13) Staying out of sight.................... Lei Ying Lo
14) He's cleaning his automobile............ Wa Shing Ka
15) Your body odor is offensive............. Yu Stin Ki Pu
16) Great................................. Fa Kin Su Pah
:D :D that had me in stiches, good stuff. :)
czars_salad 07-30-2005, 10:01 PM 1) That's not right...................... Sum Ting Wong
2) Are you harboring a fugitive?............. Hu Yu Hai Ding
3) See me ASAP................................ Kum Hia Nao
4) Stupid Man.............................. Dum Fuk
5) Small Horse.............................. Tai Ni Po Ni
6) Did you go to the beach? ................ Wai Yu So Tan
7) I bumped into a coffee table.......... Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
8) I think you need a face lift............ Chin Tu Fat
9) Its very dark in here................... Wao So Dim
10) I thought you were on a diet............ Wai Yu Mun Ching
11) This is a tow away zone................. No Pah King
12) Our meeting is scheduled for next week ... Wai Yu Kum Nao
13) Staying out of sight.................... Lei Ying Lo
14) He's cleaning his automobile............ Wa Shing Ka
15) Your body odor is offensive............. Yu Stin Ki Pu
16) Great................................. Fa Kin Su Pah
great stuff dude!!!!
LOL
kadyo 07-31-2005, 02:04 AM great stuff dude!!!!
LOL
Oh yeah? this one is better!!! :D
http://66.118.185.12/imagehigh/users/Pedro/s/28072005041158_sydne01a064.jpg
scottie 07-31-2005, 04:53 AM Cantonese (phonetic)
Poq Gai - "Go Die in the street",
general purpose swearword
D'iu ne lo mo - **** your mom
sAY Baht Poh - bitch
tiu nia ma chow hai - **** your mom's smelly cunt
sek si - eat shit
hum kah chan - death to your family!
lok chat - dick
hamsap - horny person
chow fah hai - smelly cheap cunt
gai - whore
lun-yeung, lun tao - dick face and dick head
hai-paw - Cunty woman
jhew lun dou - Pig cock scrotum
ow lun dun jhew hai - ox cock boiled in a pig's cunt
lay da yuen fay gay mm sai sou
- You jack off and never wash
Fei hai - Fat cunt
Mandarin (phonetic)
gun ni ma /
chao ni niang - **** your mom
chao ni niang de zhu
zong shi ba dai - **** your mom's ancestors
grandmas great grandmas
daH bien - shit
Liu mang - standard swear for bastard
Ni ma la bi - Your mother contracts turtles.
Hokkien (Phonectic)
Cheeby - Pussy
Lan Jiao - Dick
Kiu Mo - Pubic Hair
Ni Na Bu - Your ****ing Mother
Chao - Cheeby Smelly Pussy
Lan Hoot - Balls
Neh - Breast
Ka Ni Na Beh Chao Cheeby
- **** Your Bloody Mother's pussy
Ka Ni Na - **** Your mother
Ka Ni Lao Beh - **** Your Father
peh bu ki ho lang kan - parents go **** by someone
peh bu ki ho gao kan - parents go **** by dogs
and the chao cheebye - smelly cunt
keh - whore
Sai ne niang - Shit on your mother
Gan ni zhu gong di yi meah
- **** your fore-father number one
baw lan jiao - no cock
Hakka (Phonectic)
diao nia meh - **** your mom
chew hai - smelly cunt
bot nia meh see
tai lang - **** your mom's smelly cunt
chap jong - bastard
guy - whore
nia meh boon kiu diao - let the dog **** your mom
FuTsoHua (Phonectic)
SA Nù NE - **** your mother.
kho Sih SÀI! - Eat shit.
kho SEE! - Go to hell.
SA Nù NE, Nù NE wòi SA - **** your mother,
Your mother I will ****.
Yu WA KÀM - Let's ****
czars_salad 07-31-2005, 12:01 PM Cantonese (phonetic)
Poq Gai - "Go Die in the street",
general purpose swearword
D'iu ne lo mo - **** your mom
sAY Baht Poh - bitch
tiu nia ma chow hai - **** your mom's smelly cunt
sek si - eat shit
hum kah chan - death to your family!
lok chat - dick
hamsap - horny person
chow fah hai - smelly cheap cunt
gai - whore
lun-yeung, lun tao - dick face and dick head
hai-paw - Cunty woman
jhew lun dou - Pig cock scrotum
ow lun dun jhew hai - ox cock boiled in a pig's cunt
lay da yuen fay gay mm sai sou
- You jack off and never wash
Fei hai - Fat cunt
Mandarin (phonetic)
gun ni ma /
chao ni niang - **** your mom
chao ni niang de zhu
zong shi ba dai - **** your mom's ancestors
grandmas great grandmas
daH bien - shit
Liu mang - standard swear for bastard
Ni ma la bi - Your mother contracts turtles.
Hokkien (Phonectic)
Cheeby - Pussy
Lan Jiao - Dick
Kiu Mo - Pubic Hair
Ni Na Bu - Your ****ing Mother
Chao - Cheeby Smelly Pussy
Lan Hoot - Balls
Neh - Breast
Ka Ni Na Beh Chao Cheeby
- **** Your Bloody Mother's pussy
Ka Ni Na - **** Your mother
Ka Ni Lao Beh - **** Your Father
peh bu ki ho lang kan - parents go **** by someone
peh bu ki ho gao kan - parents go **** by dogs
and the chao cheebye - smelly cunt
keh - whore
Sai ne niang - Shit on your mother
Gan ni zhu gong di yi meah
- **** your fore-father number one
baw lan jiao - no cock
Hakka (Phonectic)
diao nia meh - **** your mom
chew hai - smelly cunt
bot nia meh see
tai lang - **** your mom's smelly cunt
chap jong - bastard
guy - whore
nia meh boon kiu diao - let the dog **** your mom
FuTsoHua (Phonectic)
SA Nù NE - **** your mother.
kho Sih SÀI! - Eat shit.
kho SEE! - Go to hell.
SA Nù NE, Nù NE wòi SA - **** your mother,
Your mother I will ****.
Yu WA KÀM - Let's ****
great manners right there... LOL!!!
Chups 07-31-2005, 01:45 PM :d .........................................
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