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Rovers
07-15-2005, 04:47 PM
if your offended dont blame me

whats the difference between ****neys and smarties???????











smarties dont blow up in the tube :eek:



its a horrible joke but its pretty good

elveiel
07-15-2005, 04:48 PM
if your offended dont blame me

whats the difference between ****neys and smarties???????











smarties dont blow up in the tube :eek:



its a horrible joke but its pretty good


Thats funny, its sick but i'm sure the victims would rather people laugh than cry, i know i would.

Rovers
07-15-2005, 04:56 PM
yeh better not to dwell on it cos then you let the terrosists know theyve done what they set out to and upset everyone

Squezze
07-15-2005, 05:23 PM
Well, nobody said it yet, so I'll say it.

What the hell is a ****ney?

The Missing Lin
07-15-2005, 05:27 PM
Yeah, I have no idea either.

Rovers
07-15-2005, 06:02 PM
a LONDONer

!! Anorak
07-15-2005, 06:17 PM
A Londoner from the East End, born "within the sound of the bow bells"

medium-deek
07-15-2005, 06:18 PM
Dont get it.

Smarties?

Dyl-G
07-15-2005, 06:19 PM
i need this joke to be explained to me.

medium-deek
07-15-2005, 06:23 PM
i need this joke to be explained to me.

I think what he is saying is:

what is the difference between asians and whites? Whites dont blow themselves up.

BLOODSHED
07-15-2005, 06:26 PM
dont know myself
if your offended dont blame me

whats the difference between ****neys and smarties???????











smarties dont blow up in the tube :eek:



its a horrible joke but its pretty good

medium-deek
07-15-2005, 06:30 PM
Okay. I think I get it now. Smarties are sweets that come in tubes. Tube is what you yanks call the subway.

A lot of londoners were killed on the tube last week.

Dyl-G
07-15-2005, 06:34 PM
Okay. I think I get it now. Smarties are sweets that come in tubes. Tube is what you yanks call the subway.

A lot of londoners were killed on the tube last week.

yeah but then what the hell is a ****ney and what does that have to do with the joke at all

RoboHobo
07-15-2005, 06:51 PM
yeah but then what the hell is a ****ney and what does that have to do with the joke at all
****ney = londoner (generally)
smarties = sweets in a tube
tube = underground train

anything else

EXIGE
07-15-2005, 09:34 PM
if your offended dont blame me

whats the difference between ****neys and smarties???????











smarties dont blow up in the tube :eek:



its a horrible joke but its pretty good
In other words, what is the difference between a londoner and a packet of sweets.

The packet of sweets dont blow themselves up.


It doesnt technically make sense cos the suicide bombers werent londoners but hey, i got the drift.

Dyl-G
07-15-2005, 10:26 PM
ha...ha...i get it

Rovers
07-16-2005, 06:08 AM
In other words, what is the difference between a londoner and a packet of sweets.

The packet of sweets dont blow themselves up.


It doesnt technically make sense cos the suicide bombers werent londoners but hey, i got the drift.

i know the terrorists werent londoners but they got blown up in the tube

EXIGE
07-16-2005, 06:35 AM
i know the terrorists werent londoners but they got blown up in the tube
Yes i know, but they didnt blow themselves up.

elveiel
07-16-2005, 06:48 AM
Yes i know, but they didnt blow themselves up.

It was "smarties dont blow up in the tube".

scottie
07-16-2005, 07:02 AM
****ney = londoner (generally)
smarties = sweets in a tube
tube = underground train

anything else
all right thanks something new in my vocabulary