View Full Version : jay lenos joke on mike tyson lol


riz
07-14-2005, 12:05 AM
haha jay was like
" i heard he wants to get into the adult film business. well mike if u wana become a **** start, you have to last longer then u did in your last fight" lol... iuno to me thts pretty dam funny

SUPER ZAB FAN
07-14-2005, 12:19 AM
Thats cold .
LOL

Sweat
07-14-2005, 12:24 AM
haha jay was like
" i heard he wants to get into the adult film business. well mike if u wana become a **** start, you have to last longer then u did in your last fight" lol... iuno to me thts pretty dam funny

hahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahhahahha one of the best jokes ever! LOL

Slipx
07-14-2005, 12:53 AM
Jay is the man


i wonder what kind of chin he has? its ****ing huge i wonder if he can take a punch, probably not

Kid Achilles
07-14-2005, 01:00 AM
I believe his dad was a solid amateur boxer and was pretty tough and scrappy so I wouldn't be surprised if Jay could take one and throw one as well.

Diablo
07-14-2005, 01:02 AM
Wlad would die to have Leno's chin



btw Lettermen>Leno

riz
07-14-2005, 01:21 AM
comon ppl give me karma for taht lol

Slipx
07-14-2005, 01:22 AM
I believe his dad was a solid amateur boxer and was pretty tough and scrappy so I wouldn't be surprised if Jay could take one and throw one as well.

damn , really?

so THATS why his chin looks like that, hes a descendant of a white boxer. i bet when his family line started out it was pointyish.


id give u karma but i cant


u all should salute achilles for his knowledge

Slipx
07-14-2005, 01:23 AM
Wlad would die to have Leno's chin



btw Lettermen>Leno

conan>letterman>leno

hectari
07-14-2005, 01:23 AM
Damn Jay should have been a boxer dudes chin is huge. Did you see the one episode with russell crowe when that zoo guy came on with a meter that measures the bites of gators? Jay leno bit that thing and his jaw metered a bite off 150 pound sor 105 pounds of pressure and then russell crowe bit it and it measued 65 pounds of pressure. Damn Jay got the bite of a pitbull and **** ahaha imagine how many muscles he got in that jaw.

masterdirector
07-14-2005, 01:27 AM
Leno is the best pure comedian of the late night guys. Mostly I say this because he cares the most about pure stand up. Letterman has fallen off big time.

Personally I like the late night talk show people in this order:
1. Conan
2. Jimmy Kimmel
3. Craig Ferguson (yep, I'm the one that likes him)
4. Leno/Letterman (tie)
5. Carson Daly (horrible interviewer and at comedy)

Diablo
07-14-2005, 02:27 AM
Leno is the best pure comedian of the late night guys. Mostly I say this because he cares the most about pure stand up. Letterman has fallen off big time.

Personally I like the late night talk show people in this order:
1. Conan
2. Jimmy Kimmel
3. Craig Ferguson (yep, I'm the one that likes him)
4. Leno/Letterman (tie)
5. Carson Daly (horrible interviewer and at comedy)

Conan by far tops every other night show when it comes to comedy. He's a riot.

Memorex
07-14-2005, 08:54 PM
Wlad would die to have Leno's chin



btw Lettermen>Leno
**** if wlad had leno's chin he could give corrie sanders 20 free shots and it would put a dent on that surfboard chin

MetalVomit
07-14-2005, 08:57 PM
Wlad would die to have Leno's chin



btw Lettermen>Leno


Conan>Letterman+Leno

sonofisis
07-14-2005, 09:00 PM
don't beat the man while he's down.. :(

Truth
07-14-2005, 09:37 PM
Tyson vs. Leno!!

riz
07-16-2005, 12:34 AM
hahah he added another one tonight.
he mentioned the same thing how hes going to be goign int o the adult film industry. lol he said "man u thought his oopponent took a pounding, watch teh girl in the film" LOL

roberson2u
07-16-2005, 12:37 AM
hahah he added another one tonight.
he mentioned the same thing how hes going to be goign int o the adult film industry. lol he said "man u thought his oopponent took a pounding, watch teh girl in the film" LOL


:boobies: :lol1: :lol1: :lol1:

MlLkMan
07-16-2005, 12:44 PM
Wlad would die to have Leno's chin



btw Lettermen>Leno

Lettermen is boring as hell, Leno is funnyy