I just got home from a night out with the boys(and a few ladies :) )

Anyone want to share some drunk stories? I've got a few, but I'm too drunk to remember at the moment. :)

Went out got drunk one night then woke up on my ****en roof. Don't know how I got up there since there were no latters or anything to climb up on. The thing that woke me up was my sunburn since it was 2 in the afternoon.

I was lucky enough to be sleeping on my side so I only got one half of my body burnt.

I've passed out:

On my front lawn...
On my friends balcony, half way in, half way out, it was new years, and raining.
my kitchen floor
my bathroom
the hallway
several peoples cars, some of which I didnt know who they where....

drinking is gay
so is smoking
so are drugs
anything that inhibits you

I don't even take Tylenol PM.

I've never been drunk, never will be.

drinking is gay
so is smoking
so are drugs
anything that inhibits you

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ahhhh good times.

drinking is gay
so is smoking
so are drugs
anything that inhibits you

I don't even take Tylenol PM.

I've never been drunk, never will be.
Wow, you're hardcore! :eek:

drinking is gay
so is smoking
so are drugs
anything that inhibits you

I don't even take Tylenol PM.

I've never been drunk, never will be.

If your serious I truly feel sorry for you man and if there's anything I can do for you let me know(within reason).

really why would I want to spend money doing stuff the ****s up the way I think? I just don't at all understand drinking or any of that ****.

I mean, I'd drink or smoke if someone paid me enough of course. But do that **** for free? Or even worse, pay for it? No way. I have absolutely no desire to be in a state other than the one I'm in (wait, not South Carolina, I ****ing hate my literal geographical state, I mean mental state).

this one time at my friends house party i was racing my friend to see who could down the most budwiesers cans. we were stacking the empty can on a table to count them. and the whole time i had been 1 behind everytime we'd check up on eachother. by 3 i was buzzed and by 6 i was drunk. but i kept going. as im around the eight mark i am doing wild **** (what i can remember). im walking upto random groups of people and going "hey yo check it out look at it like this, look at it like this, look at it like this, look at it like this,look at it like this..." and then just walking away. im puking all over the neighbors lawn and over railings and i pissed on my friends basketball hoop. and all this time im walking to the cooler and getting more buds. at one point i rip my shirt off and start flexing in front of a random group of people. i go back to my friend to check up on him, im on 11 buds at this point and he tellsme nine. thats when it hitme that i am done. so i went into the house and passed out on my stomach infront of my friends bedroom door and puked all over his carpet.

the enxtmorning i wake up and i have puke all over my clothes and since i fell asleepwith out a shirt on theres writing all over my back and a giant swastika on my face. i put my clothes back on and wash the swastika off and go watch hbo next to some other guy that is passed out on a sofa.. and then leave.

really why would I want to spend money doing stuff the ****s up the way I think? I just don't at all understand drinking or any of that ****.

I mean, I'd drink or smoke if someone paid me enough of course. But do that **** for free? Or even worse, pay for it? No way. I have absolutely no desire to be in a state other than the one I'm in (wait, not South Carolina, I ****ing hate my literal geographical state, I mean mental state).


whatever dude, do whatcha gotta do...i dont think it changeswho you are. its just part of living, doing **** out of the ordinary and not living the norm.you live once, make the best of it and do everything that theres out there to do. if drinking or smoking isnt your thing dont do it. dont be pressured to do something your not.i hang around the biggest potheads but i dont smoke weed. stick to your own path.

drinking is gay
so is smoking
so are drugs
anything that inhibits you

I don't even take Tylenol PM.

I've never been drunk, never will be.

You know there is an old Dean Martin joke. It goes like this...

"I feel sorry for people who dont drink. When they get up, they know that's the best they're going to feel all day."

I have MANY drunk stories. Once at a good friend's house party, my best friend and I decided to have a contest to see who could take the most shots of Vodka. I had been drinking steadily for a few hours before, but was nowhere near drunk, my friend however, was indeed already on his way to being wasted. The first 5 shots we matched very easily and rather quickly. Probably in less than an hour. We got up to 8 each and I could tell he I was gonna TKO his ass :). We both took our 9th shot about ten minutes later, and proceeded to mingle, since there was about 20 people all over the house. A few minutes later I told him I was ready to go for ten. Couldnt find him. I searched outside, inside but couldnt find the ****er. I went to go take a piss and found him passed out with puke all over himself in my friends bathtub with the shower on! Fully clothed too. I went, took my 10th shot and said, "**** you *****, I win". Then I turned the water off and got back to the party. Dont remember much after that because I was ****ing wasted. I was only 17 and until then had never taken that many shots before. It's funnier than it sounds, if anyone would have seen this fool passed out all puked up in a bathtub with the shower running, **** it was funny. I wish I had a camera.

Went out got drunk one night then woke up on my ****en roof. Don't know how I got up there since there were no latters or anything to climb up on. The thing that woke me up was my sunburn since it was 2 in the afternoon.

I was lucky enough to be sleeping on my side so I only got one half of my body burnt.



HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA

I had this friend who used to get hammered all the time and blackout. They called him "Pi-ing Sean" because he'd get so drunk and mistake things for a toilet. Once he mistoke his lazy boy as a toilet and pissed all over it. Other times, he'd just wip up his dick and piss in the corner of the hotel room. Those were the days! :p

I had this friend who used to get hammered all the time and blackout. They called him "Pi-ing Sean" because he'd get so drunk and mistake things for a toilet. Once he mistoke his lazy boy as a toilet and pissed all over it. Other times, he'd just wip up his dick and piss in the corner of the hotel room. Those were the days! :p
lmao, mistoke i like that word.

I have one. One time I was so ****ed up I banged a fat chick.
End of story. :D

I've never done anything too crazy. I've stolen a couple kegs from 3rd and 4th floor apartment parties. My friend would drive his truck up with a spotter, me and a couple of buddies would grip the keg and toss that ***** over the side of the blacony, then we'd get have a designated lead blocker who would just haul ass through the party and knock people over so we could run the hell out of there easier. We'd all hop in the truck and dipset. This one time there were about 12 people who came after us in their cars and we hid out in this crazy parking lot for like 10 minutes while they pulled some Jurassic Park ****...all looking in peoples cars....

This one time when I was about 17 or so, I got back from a party and was all nervous about my mom knowing that I was hammered. So I open up my door and was going to sneak in as quietly as possible. There were about three steps down to the front hall at my old house...for some odd reason that I can't remember, I jumped down these three stairs, but I forgot that there was a big ass bag of cans that we were going to return the next day at the bottom of the stairs. Holy **** did that make the biggest ****ing noise ever when I landed in em. Anyway I was just laying on the floor and my mom came out and just started laughing at my dumbass because I was so NOT slick about it at all. I didn't get in any trouble but it was pretty funny anyway.

I have one. One time I was so ****ed up I banged a fat chick.
End of story. :D
don't lie, you know you were stone cold sober :D

lmao, mistoke i like that word.

I have one. One time I was so ****ed up I banged a fat chick.
End of story. :D

LOL...How fat was she? Did you harpoon her? :p

don't lie, you know you were stone cold sober :D
ok ok you got me.

LOL...How fat was she? Did you harpoon her? :p
as much as i try to forget i cant. i bet she still remembers every second.

drinking is gay
so is smoking
so are drugs
anything that inhibits you

I don't even take Tylenol PM.

I've never been drunk, never will be.
It's proven fact that drinking small amounts of alcohol (like wine) a day is beneficial to you. It helps your immune system and makes you body work harder. I'm not talking about being a full-fledge alcoholic where totally abusing can cause serious damage to your health. I just mean small amounts. Many of the greatest minds and athletes did that.
Leonardo Da Vinci for example. He was a vegetarian and had a very strong physique, not to mention his great mind. He was also a wine enthusiast. He wasn't an alcoholic, he just drank occasionally.

In Europe, parents give their children wine during dinner and what not. They don't give them too much. They usually mix a bit of wine with the child's favorite fruit juice.

This picture sums up all my drunk experiences quite nicely.

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y232/McKay1/hat006.jpg

This picture sums up all my drunk experiences quite nicely.

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y232/McKay1/hat006.jpg
wrong thread mckay!this is drunk stories not sober stories. :D

When I a sophomore in high school. I went to these freshman girls houses and we got totally wasted and I got laid for the first time.
did you like totally bang em all?

It's proven fact that drinking small amounts of alcohol (like wine) a day is beneficial to you. It helps your immune system and makes you body work harder. I'm not talking about being a full-fledge alcoholic where totally abusing can cause serious damage to your health. I just mean small amounts. Many of the greatest minds and athletes did that.
Leonardo Da Vinci for example. He was a vegetarian and had a very strong physique, not to mention his great mind. He was also a wine enthusiast. He wasn't an alcoholic, he just drank occasionally.

In Europe, parents give their children wine during dinner and what not. They don't give them too much. They usually mix a bit of wine with the child's favorite fruit juice.
Well, too much of anything is definitely bad for you...
But yeah, indulging a bit is good for you indeed.

the day after our grad party i woke up on my stove, with 2 mcdonalds hamburgers stuffed in my right pocket(not in their wrapper), in my left pocket i had one of those pint sized vodka bottles. i had eaten 6 valiums and chased it with daquiris then beer, i forgot about the liquor and had no idea where it came from, i didnt even remember drinking it

When I was like sophomore high school. Me and my friends used to run around the neighborhood everynight and steal beer out of people garages. Once we popped open this guy's trunk of his car and he had a garbage bag full of condoms in it. Man we found some wierd **** in people's garages. We used to just run around this upscale neighborhood everynight and rob it blind of boos and then sleep outside behind somebodies shed or something. It was so fun.

It was funny too because people would never learn. We would steal tons of a beer out of somebodies garage one night and by the next day it was fully restocked and we would take it again. We robbed this one guy's garage like 7 times. It was fun too when the cops would see us and chase and ****. We used to make something of a game out of it. It was all fun until we robbed somebodies garage that knew us and got charged with residential burglary. Plus some of my friends took it to far and were stealing all kinds of **** like cars for instance.

We squatted in this one girls townhouse for a week while they were on vacation and were all like 15. We took her parents cars out and ****, it was fun as hell, until again we got caught for that. I was the biggest 15 year old alchololic in the history of Orland Park. I seriously used to drink way more then than I do now and I drink alot now. But i used to down like a gallon of Vodka every night between me and one other person.
wrong thread again McKay! Go here.
http://www.boxingscene.com/forums/showthread.php?t=40858

Actually it was kinda stupid because we committed those crimes basically just for the sake of committing them. I never stole anything except alcohol though. I dont commit any kind of crimes like that anymore. Just we were 15 years olds with nothing to do basically.

Actually it was kinda stupid because we committed those crimes basically just for the sake of committing them. I never stole anything except alcohol though. I dont commit any kind of crimes like that anymore. Just we were 15 years olds with nothing to do basically.
I know what you meant Mckay i was messin with ya. We all did our little stupid stunts, beer runs and what not. :D

I'm going to share a bad drunken story with you guys, although I have just as many good ones. Hope you enjoy.

My brother and I had just gotten kicked out of our parents house because of some **** we had done (I can't remember what it was anymore). We went over and stayed at our friend Chico's house. When his parents found out he was involved they kicked him out as well. It just so happened that our friend Peter had gotten kicked out too. Anyways in an attempt to make a long story shorter, I'll get started with the drunken story. My friend Peter hooked up with a fat girl named Irma in order for us to have a place to stay. So one Friday night we are having a party, every body is drinking having a good time and all. I start hooking up with this girls sister who no bull**** is fine as hell, well maybe not as hell but she was good looking, I'm sure most guys in here would bone. So there we are making out drinking straight from the bottle, and I'm talking about Tequila, Vodka, and Whiskey; not to mention the "Olde English" forties. I end up getting trashed I mean I could barely walk anymore, so I tell this girl "I'm going to go crash". So I manage to muster enough strenght to make it to the upstairs bedroom and get on the bed. Well I don't know how much time went by but then I heard a noice that made me get up. I look over and see that someone is opening the door, like in a sneaky slowly type of a way. I said "who's there?" "I'ts me Sally", the name of the girl I was messing with down stairs. So I say "come here" She comes over and instanly starts to give me head. So know I'm starting to come around and get into it. She then gets on top and starts riding me like crazy. By this time I am awake and I know what the hell is going on. After I busted I realized that it wasn't the same girl Sally from downstairs , but instead it turned out to be this fat ugly chick that was hanging out downstairs all by herself getting ignored by every guy down there. I was pissed off to begin with but afterwards I was **** it I busted a nut. She tried getting all cozy and ****, but I wasn't about to get caught with that thing, so I jumped up pulled my pants up and ran the hell out of there. I went downstairs and to my surprise that girl Sally was still there. I ended up hooking up with her but the fatty kept wanting to get close to me. Good thing she didn't say anything or it would have ended up being a real ****ty night.

Well I hope you guys enjoyed this chapter of Omar's drunken stories, join me again next time when I tell how a bunch of drunken guys end up fighting a gang of homosexual men! Until next time good night.

when i woke upp sunday about 5 weeks ago mom came in my room and lokked real shocked at me, the night before i was at friends bithday party and had drinken so much i fell a sleep, while sleping they draw beard,glasses,catbeard,coulred my sideburns pink and wrote ****** in my forehead, i had a hardtime explaining that even worse was explaining the flowered hairband on the floor and worst of all was explaining the thong on the floor :D

How old are you MD?

I had to call my parents once standing at a post office in my underwear at 3 am in the morning drunk off my ass, in the snow. enough said on that.

Your lucky you didnt fall off lol Thats to the kid who passed out on his roof