Whadda ya reckon? Tough 'un, ain't it?

Please tell me this is a sick joke....Ruiz couldn't beat Ali in checkers, let alone a boxing match.

This reminds me of my thread about Alexander Munoz vs. Roy Jones...everyone has stupid threads every once in a while.

ALi would beat him just like Floyd beat Diego, Johnny would never see any of the punches coming, get his nose broke in 28 different places(if thats possible)get knocked down 8 times and Stoney would jump in and save him in the 8th.

Certainly. I without any doubts would have put in pawn the houseput and put all money on a victory of Ruiz in the first round by KO.

Whadda ya reckon? Tough 'un, ain't it?

HaHa, this thread is funny!

Whadda ya reckon? Tough 'un, ain't it?




Yes!!! Ruiz would outwrestle and outclinch and outhugg Ali !!!
DK would make sure that the referees score that "correctly."


And the pathetic thing is that Neils96 would start claiming that Ruiz is the best fighter ever because Ruiz "won" and that's all that counts.

I do not understand, what idiots vote for a victory of Ali?

Watch the Ruiz - Jones fight and ask yourself if Jones was bigger, stronger, and had more power would he have been able to handle Ruiz?

I think Jones did just fine against Riuz, and Jones is a poor man's (OK broke-ass homeless man's) Ali.

I do not understand, what idiots vote for a victory of Ali?

Are you for real?

Are you for real?


what do you think

Ruiz brings the power of Shavers, the tenacity of Frazier, the strength of Foreman, the awkwardness of Norton, the chin of Chuvalo, & the craftiness of Doug Jones.

Ali could beat these guys individually....but not all at once.


Ruiz beats Ali, however he chooses.

what do you think

I don't know who this guy is, how am I supposed to know if he's being serious or not? He could be a obessed Ruiz fan for all I know.

My question is why would you even start a moronic thread like this?

I don't know who this guy is, how am I supposed to know if he's being serious or not? He could be a obessed Ruiz fan for all I know.

My question is why would you even start a moronic thread like this?


The Great was joking, of course.


The thread is humorous and very clever I think.

ali would make a fool out of ruiz

Ruiz brings the power of Shavers, the tenacity of Frazier, the strength of Foreman, the awkwardness of Norton, the chin of Chuvalo, & the craftiness of Doug Jones.

Ali could beat these guys individually....but not all at once.


Ruiz beats Ali, however he chooses.
That`s I talking about.

That`s I talking about.


:D :D :D




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Ali would easily take Ruiz apart in the first round, but he'd quit on his stool once he realized that across the ring from him stood a big sweaty Latino man who simply wants a hug. :eek:

A prime Ali vs Ruiz? Ali would make a fool of HIMSELF, simply for even stepping in the ring with Ruiz. :rolleyes:

That would be "No Contest"

HAHAHAHHAHA good one,
If you're serious though, you need to think about who John Ruiz is
I think in a hugging match John Ruiz takes the cake.
But in boxing john ruiz gets- hahaha why ever post on this, it's ridicolous

abb-so-freakin-loot-leee
he could pull a tanya harting


lmao
nah i think ali would be to smart for him
plus even if he did manage to tie him up
i think ali could out muscle him
he wasnt that much bigger then ruiz
but he was an overall strong physical athlete

plus hes ALI!!!!
and well ruiz is RUIZ

I think the question is could ruiz beat laila ali

Ali is the legend, nah he cudnt beat him

I think the question is could ruiz beat laila ali
lol........

Ruiz wouldn't beat Ali...ever. And I'm no fan of Ali. However, Ali, by fighting Ruiz, would be the victim of a sexual assault. Does that count?

I don't know who this guy is, how am I supposed to know if he's being serious or not? He could be a obessed Ruiz fan for all I know.

My question is why would you even start a moronic thread like this?


don't you hate obsessed fans? :D

don't you hate obsessed fans? :D

whats your problem? I know Byrd wouldn't beat Ali, I'm a Byrd fan but I know his limits.

Thats the difference between me and obessesd fans of other fighters, I'm not blind to the truth.

This is a desecration.

Putting John Ruiz in the same sentence with Muhammad Ali?!

'tang-ina baliw!

Watch the Ruiz - Jones fight and ask yourself if Jones was bigger, stronger, and had more power would he have been able to handle Ruiz?

I think Jones did just fine against Riuz, and Jones is a poor man's (OK broke-ass homeless man's) Ali.
LMAO.

Nice post. :D

The only time Ruiz could beat Ali is the Ali after 1980.

whats your problem? I know Byrd wouldn't beat Ali, I'm a Byrd fan but I know his limits.

Thats the difference between me and obessesd fans of other fighters, I'm not blind to the truth.

relax killer, it was a joke.

How did this thread become 3 pages long??

Ruiz couldn't beat Blue Lewis let alone Ali . . . .

Yes ruiz could have beaten Ali if he fought Ali the day after Ali fought Holmes.

whats your problem? I know Byrd wouldn't beat Ali, I'm a Byrd fan but I know his limits.

Thats the difference between me and obessesd fans of other fighters, I'm not blind to the truth.

:eek:

Dude, you need to borrow some sense of humor from Chris Byrd. :D

The 2004 version of Ali would beat Ruiz, let alone the Sonny Liston version. A prime Ali would hit "Huggy Bear" from so many angles and so frequently that Johnny would think he was surrounded!!

Ali in his would be too fast for John to hit. John would tire out and fall like George.

Are you on drugs?

Could Ruiz beat Ali ---- Certainly, ---- if Ali wasn't allowed to use his arms, or legs -- but that is the only way.

In fact I don't think Ruiz could beat Layla Ali!!!

Could Ruiz beat Ali ---- Certainly, ---- if Ali wasn't allowed to use his arms, or legs -- but that is the only way.

In fact I don't think Ruiz could beat Layla Ali!!!
nope, ruiz wouldnt kno what to do with those advantages and just hugg ali

33% said yes!!!! wtf!!! is this thread a wind up or what?

I don't think Ruiz could beat Ali now let alone when he was boxing.....Ali's parkinsonesque jab would be to quick for big john.....sick i know but I just had to say it.

I really think that John Ruiz could beat Laila Ali. In fact, he would probably be the betting favorite.

Enough of this nonsence of Ruiz beating Muhammid Ali.

I really think that John Ruiz could beat Laila Ali. In fact, he would probably be the betting favorite.

Yeah but it would be a close fight :)

Hey guys! Ruiz could beat Ali!

Ruiz would throw punches and punches and punches, and Ali would duck and duck and duck but Ali would absorb all the air from all the missed punches. Ali isn't hit by any punch, but gets hit by pneumonia!! :p :D

Johnny Freakin Ruiz's name shouldn't even be spoken in the same sentense as Muhammad Ali's name. What kind of stupid thread is this and why did so many people,who call themselves boxing fans, vote for Ruiz? :mad:

Ali's corpse would take Ruiz out around the 7th Round.

O.K., O.K., so that's an exaggeration. I admit it would take Ali's dead body until at the least the 10th to take out Johnny Louise.

This thread was funny i am not going to even dignify it with an answer, ok i am them. ALI PUNCHES THE CRAP OUT OF HIM.

Watch the Ruiz - Jones fight and ask yourself if Jones was bigger, stronger, and had more power would he have been able to handle Ruiz?

I think Jones did just fine against Riuz, and Jones is a poor man's (OK broke-ass homeless man's) Ali.
What he said.

This reminds me of my thread about Alexander Munoz vs. Roy Jones...everyone has stupid threads every once in a while.

ALi would beat him just like Floyd beat Diego, Johnny would never see any of the punches coming, get his nose broke in 28 different places(if thats possible)get knocked down 8 times and Stoney would jump in and save him in the 8th.
No, Stoney would jump in the ring, do the cabbage patch, get ejected from ringside, and Ruiz would be disqualified.

This match would mark the first time the trainer in the other corner was more obnoxious than Angelo Dundee.

:eek:

Dude, you need to borrow some sense of humor from Chris Byrd. :D

Okay dude. "rollseyes"

relax killer, it was a joke.

Do you think your some kind of tough guy? Relax killer? What is that garbage about, you think that your somebody special?

I've seen the way you post, you are very arrogant.

And not funny.

Okay dude. "rollseyes"

yes, please, dude. No :rolleyes: but more of :) and :D

This reminds me of my thread about Alexander Munoz vs. Roy Jones...everyone has stupid threads every once in a while.

ALi would beat him just like Floyd beat Diego, Johnny would never see any of the punches coming, get his nose broke in 28 different places(if thats possible)get knocked down 8 times and Stoney would jump in and save him in the 8th.


id say stoney would jump in and attack ali after what he does to ruiz, hey maybe a prime stoney could take ali?

That would be one big mismatch! You saw what Jones did to Ruiz, so you hardly need any fantasy to imagine what Ali would´ve done to Ruiz :eek: .

yes, please, dude. No :rolleyes: but more of :) and :D

Whatever you say. I like your new custom title.

Whatever you say. I like your new custom title.



what about it?

Do you think your some kind of tough guy? Relax killer? What is that garbage about, you think that your somebody special?

I've seen the way you post, you are very arrogant.

And not funny.

CITA,

I'm sorry you feel that way. You might have overreacted a bit on this one. If you just ignore me, my arrogance and lack of sense of humor can't possibly bother you anymore.
I'm not a tough guy. I'm a lover, not a fighter. If I offended you, I'm sorry..it was meant to be a joke. I will make it a point not to bother you again. You might want to lighten up a bit.

Wait... I posted this less than 24 hours ago and already it's broken out into fights, arguments, 1 in 3 members voting for Ruiz and people dragging down my tongue-in-cheek five star rating for the thread itself? Not only that, but it got to six pages???

Okay, here's where it's at, guys, I know plenty of you worked it out anyway: I was just mucking around. A laugh, a wind-up - ****s and giggles, that's all it is!

Yeah, on any given day any boxer could be beaten by another. Ruiz could hug Ali to death, or - even though Johnny's not an especially big hitter and Ali had a first-rate jaw - he may even knock him out on an off-form Ali day.

So I reckon the answer is yes, John Ruiz could have beaten Ali... if they'd fought 1000 times.

I know it's a bit early for an April Fool's Joke, but with a red-hot gag like this I couldn't wait four months...

Who started this thread? You need to slap yourself one time. Naw I am just playing...But hell no Ruiz couldn't beat Ali in a million years. I don't even think he could beat floyd patterson or any of the fighters ali has beaten over the years. Ruiz is garbage. Ali would bloody his face worst than he did to cooper...

He would bore Ali to death

Whadda ya reckon? Tough 'un, ain't it?

Very tough question! I suppose your wife thinks that ****ing is a province in China? Tough question as well?

What tree did you fall out of?

He would bore Ali to death


Ali would make Ruiz look like an accomplished bear.

Very tough question! I suppose your wife thinks that ****ing is a province in China? Tough question as well?

What tree did you fall out of?

See, I've never actually spoken to you on these forums before, yet you seem to feel it acceptable to:

A. Insult my wife

B. Use profanity

C. Make a tired racial reference

and D. Mock the mentally afflicted.



This is what's known as TAKING IT TOO FAR.



PS. The last three posters - read back just a bit.

See, I've never actually spoken to you on these forums before, yet you seem to feel it acceptable to:

A. Insult my wife

B. Use profanity

C. Make a tired racial reference

and D. Mock the mentally afflicted.



This is what's known as TAKING IT TOO FAR.



PS. The last three posters - read back just a bit.
Chill! I was only kidding, as I know very well that your post is tongue in cheek!

If you were offended, I apologise. I didn't realise that you were so sensitive.

Tired racial reference? Where? How?
I'm sorry that you admit to your mental affliction...I hope that you recover soon!

Taking it too far? It's never too far...I'm a marathon runner and enjoy Larsen's 'Far Side!' ;)

i don't think ali would knock ruiz out early, because he didn't have huge power, but he would be to quick and too talented for ruiz, ruiz may try to frustrate ali by trying to clinch, but it just wouldn't work for ruiz. ali by late KO or UD.

.......omg

Who's bumping all these old jokey threads and why? You're giving me a bad name. :)

even comparing the worst heavyweight (john ruiz) to the best heavyweight (muhammad ali) is the most degrading thing u could ever think of. how dare u compare The Greatest of All Time to that ****in bum john ruiz.

needless to say Ali would win. if ruiz couldnt beat roy jones, then he couldnt even touch ali. this is the dumbest thread ever.

even comparing the worst heavyweight (john ruiz) to the best heavyweight (muhammad ali) is the most degrading thing u could ever think of. how dare u compare The Greatest of All Time to that ****in bum john ruiz.Yeah, cos I was serious however long ago I posted this. Shut up you tart.

hey anorak what is that poll all about, does luke love you? lol

Yeah, cos I was serious however long ago I posted this. Shut up you tart.
ur serious question is as serious as asking "is the sky really blue?" its a dumb quesiton with an obvious answer.

calling me a tart... oh, god. you cut me deep with that one... (snore)

Please stop replying in this thread it is a joke.

ur serious question is as serious as asking "is the sky really blue?" its a dumb quesiton with an obvious answer.

calling me a tart... oh, god. you cut me deep with that one... (snore)Christ - that's what I'm SAYING. Do you not get irony or what?

hey anorak what is that poll all about, does luke love you? lol
I was wondering that too man.

This thread is six months old now - who bumped it?

Ali by UD.

Certainly. I without any doubts would have put in pawn the houseput and put all money on a victory of Ruiz in the first round by KO.
omg this is not even funny, this aint even worth joking about, ali will jus make fun of the goat all night, and rope-a-dope, then hammer him, jus like he did to foreman

Please tell me this is a sick joke....Ruiz couldn't beat Ali in checkers, let alone a boxing match.


ha ha! this goes down as a "no need to ask" question...Ali would toy with Ruiz. I'd take Dundee over Stoney too...

if ali was still fighting, ruiz would still clinch him for 12 rounds and end up with a draw

Ruiz..wins..when Ali falls asleep in Ruiz's arms..while being clinched

THERE IS NO WAY IN HELL JOHN RUIZ COULD EVER BEAT MUHAMMAD ALI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!