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Rovers
07-07-2005, 04:36 PM
bored :(

any one willing to tell about thier street fights or happenings of the sort? :)

MetalVomit
07-07-2005, 04:48 PM
bored :(

any one willing to tell about thier street fights or happenings of the sort? :)


Is that Howard Eastman in your avatar?

Tony Blitz
07-07-2005, 08:45 PM
bored :(

any one willing to tell about thier street fights or happenings of the sort? :)
This was back when i was a weak sauce 12 year old. We were riding our bikes in the park and a group of ******s and track suit arabs were sitting on the hill and I just glanced over and them being rebelious said "the **** you looking at" One of my friends pulled them the finger and they came chasing us, they were all on foot except one kid had a bike. He caught up to me and had stopped my bike on the sidewalk and kept trying to bully me into fighting like pushing me back and such. I was 12 at I guess 5'3 and he was 15 at around 5'7, so therefor I was trying to get out of the situation. When I got back on my bike to keep going he kicked it, keep in mind this was a WEEK after I bought it with the christmas and birthday money I had been saving up as a child. So I got off the bike and gave him a hook to the temple which broke his glasses and they fell, he tried swinging but everything missed then I clocked him with a left hook and right hook to the jaw and he stopped fighting and started holding onto my shirt so I threw him off and got on my bike and took off before his gang of cool kids arrived. About 2 weeks later I ran into one of his friends and he asked "were you the one who broke my friend's jaw and glasses" and I knew what was gonna happen so I said "no it was my brother" don't know how that guy bought it :P I'm still surprised to this day that I broke that kid's jaw, I can't imagine me being able to do so at such a young age.

Slipx
07-07-2005, 08:49 PM
omgz this guy was talking **** and i omgwtfbbqpwned him with a right hand.

Tony Blitz
07-07-2005, 09:07 PM
omgz this guy was talking **** and i omgwtfbbqpwned him with a right hand.
lawl did duh 5-0 chaze u in deh roflcopter? or did u run uhway on yur lollerskatez?!?!/1/1/

Kid Achilles
07-07-2005, 10:22 PM
All of my stories involve me airplane spinning gargantuan men four times my weight and then slicing the upper portion of their heads clean off with my laserkick.

MetalVomit
07-07-2005, 10:46 PM
All of my stories involve me airplane spinning gargantuan men four times my weight and then slicing the upper portion of their heads clean off with my laserkick.


Best.Post.Ever.

Smack
07-08-2005, 01:15 AM
Is that Howard Eastman in your avatar?

Yea thats Eastman.