I know I take at least two a day. Hows this rate? I think I may be above average here. Sometimes I just go in there to read a magazine real quick before break.

I have to REALLY need to go. And then I need a minute or two of prep time to properly paper the seat.

I have to REALLY need to go. And then I need a minute or two of prep time to properly paper the seat.
Man that made me laugh, me too man no way am i sitting on a toilet without prep time that 25+ people use, forget it

work your legs muscles so you will be able to stay in firing position without putting your ass on the toilet.

just stay a few centimeters above the hole.

There are only like 5 guys that use our ****ter. So I hit it old school style...still clean y'all.

oh man what a ridiculous topic but funny and so true, no alot of guys use ours, no way am i going on that without wiping the seat and putting paper down ( i take as long as i can)
Some even wee on the seat the dirty pigs :mad:
Worst thing is when you get some bozo knocking on the door " you gonna be long in there?"
Then they hang around the door, drives me nuts. :rolleyes:

oh man what a ridiculous topic but funny and so true, no alot of guys use ours, no way am i going on that without wiping the seat and putting paper down ( i take as long as i can)
Some even wee on the seat the dirty pigs :mad:
Worst thing is when you get some bozo knocking on the door " you gonna be long in there?"
Then they hang around the door, drives me nuts. :rolleyes:


LMAO. You want to say "yes I am, now **** off."

when have you ever seen me swear sonny?? :rolleyes:

Actually, I don't have that problem. My office is at home and I'm on the road a lot.

***rrett has a thing about swearing? I didn't know that.

OMG, that's funny. That was a simple spelling error, but it came out pretty funny. I think I'll leave it. :D

:mad: that aint funny sonny, you pinhead :p
oh gosh that was a rhyme, i think i will leave it ;)

Sorry man, you know we're cool. I hope all goes well with the interview.

i know, that did get a slight guffaw out of me, that you made that kind of innocent mistake.
i cant laugh out loud internet cafe you know :cool: no interview if i am in a padded cell :p
thanks by the way :)

I got busted for lewd conduct and vandalism for taking a crap in a guy's car who went an extra round with a girl without paying while he was in a diner eating a post-coital snack. Charges didn't stick, though. I introduced the officers to Cassandra - and proceeded to wipe my ass with the map in dude's glovebox.

I have to REALLY need to go. And then I need a minute or two of prep time to properly paper the seat.

same here. I consider any toilet that isnt in my house to be dirty.You gotta sanitize it for your safety.

I used to work in a foundry with a load of Asian dudes, some of whom used to stand on the seat. So you'd end up with dirty bootprints on te seat and sometimes a stream of ****e where they mis-fired and caught the lip of the seat. Nice.

Lol

I have antibacterial baby wipes in my dest drawer to clean the toilet off before i use it.

The hard thing about standing while *****ting is these new motion sensor toilets. Any slight movement means the toilets flushing and water is gettin on your ass.

I use to just go to get away from my boss

I got busted for lewd conduct and vandalism for taking a crap in a guy's car who went an extra round with a girl without paying while he was in a diner eating a post-coital snack. Charges didn't stick, though. I introduced the officers to Cassandra - and proceeded to wipe my ass with the map in dude's glovebox.
:D I have to remember not to read your posts while drinking! Now I have to clean my keyboard off. :(

I use the bathroom very frequently, because I drink an absurd amount of water. I don't like using the employee's bathroom because the cleaning department doesn't clean that bathroom. I use the customer's bathroom, it's bigger and cleaner. I sometimes take bathroom breaks just to get away from the job or smoke a Newport.

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The lightswitch for the toilet at my work is outside the door...if i see any ****er go in there i turn the light off and make em **** and piss in the dark.

There are only like 5 guys that use our ****ter. So I hit it old school style...still clean y'all.

that's what u think...u can get crabs from a toilet seat