The best of neils7147933

For the more discriminating posters/post readers, I have itemized some of the highlights of my brief posting career. This includes my authored posts and some of the more memorable exchanges on the board.

I encourage everyone to check out some posts that may be of interest to you.

I have further categorized them and organized them for your convenience. Because I’m a nice guy. And a damn megalomaniac.

#1 Table of Contents

#2 Neils7147933, photographer
“The Snaps Threads”

#3 Neils7147933, ladies man
“The Chick Picks Threads”

#4 Neils7147933, ladies man
“The Chick Picks Threads” cont’d

#5 Neils7147933, social commentator

#6 Neils7147933 debates stuff that doesn’t matter
Including “The Parody Articles”

#7 Neils7147933 The Ladies Man 2
“The Used-Up Skank Threads”

#2 Neils7147933, photographer

Snaps from Last Year’s BoxingScene Halloween Party
(this thread was started by Giant Wang, but I took and rolled with it like Snoop on The Chronic album)
http://www.boxingscene.com/forums/showthread.php?t=1350

Snaps from Last Year’s BoxingScene Thanksgiving Feast:
http://www.boxingscene.com/forums/showthread.php?t=1679

Snaps from Last Year’s BoxingScene Christmas Party:
http://www.boxingscene.com/forums/showthread.php?t=2557

Snaps from Last Year’s BoxingScene New Year’s Eve Party:
http://www.boxingscene.com/forums/showthread.php?t=3546

Snaps from Last Year’s BoxingScene Holiday Season Island Getaway:
http://www.boxingscene.com/forums/showthread.php?t=4027

Snaps from the BoxingScene Farm Party Hoedown & Square Dance:
http://www.boxingscene.com/forums/showthread.php?t=4291

Snaps from the BoxingScene Valentine's Party and Dance:
http://www.boxingscene.com/forums/showthread.php?t=4435

Snaps from the BoxingScene Camping Trip:
http://www.boxingscene.com/forums/showthread.php?t=4734

Snaps from the 2004/5 BoxingScene New Year's Party:
http://www.boxingscene.com/forums/showthread.php?t=5366

Snaps from the BoxingScene Sex Fetish & Swinger Party day one(ADULTS ONLY):
http://www.boxingscene.com/forums/showthread.php?t=5476


Snaps from the BoxingScene MLK Party & Dance:
http://www.boxingscene.com/forums/showthread.php?t=6714

#3 Neils7147933, ladies man

Taking initiative after a Chick Pick dry spell, Neils7147933 revived the popular thread, but his Tag Team-Whoomp There It Is was eventually followed by a number of 95 South-Whoot There It Is’es, and following the induction of Salma Hayek into the Hall of Fame with a head-to-head record of 6-0, Neils7147933 ceased the threads.
The authored Chick Pick battles:

Salma Hayek’s Hall of Fame induction thread:
http://www.boxingscene.com/forums/showthread.php?t=3716

Alicia Keys vs. Britney Spears
http://www.boxingscene.com/forums/showthread.php?t=1622

Keira Knightley vs. Kirsten Dunst
http://www.boxingscene.com/forums/showthread.php?t=2845

Beyonce Knowles vs. Trish Stratus
http://www.boxingscene.com/forums/showthread.php?t=2803

Dominique Swain vs. Vivica A. Fox
http://www.boxingscene.com/forums/showthread.php?t=2828

Anna Kournikova vs. Serena Williams
http://www.boxingscene.com/forums/showthread.php?t=2773

Maria Sharapova vs. Foxy Brown
http://www.boxingscene.com/forums/showthread.php?t=2777

Anna Kournikova vs. Stacey Keibler
http://www.boxingscene.com/forums/showthread.php?t=2646

Mya vs. Dawn Marie
http://www.boxingscene.com/forums/showthread.php?t=2182

Alicia Keys vs. Mya
http://www.boxingscene.com/forums/showthread.php?t=2255

Alicia Keys vs. Maria Sharapova
http://www.boxingscene.com/forums/showthread.php?t=2490

Maria Sharapova vs. Torrie Wilson
http://www.boxingscene.com/forums/showthread.php?t=2644

Maria Sharapova vs. Sarah Michelle Gellar
http://www.boxingscene.com/forums/showthread.php?t=2324

Alicia Keys vs. Eliza Dushku
http://www.boxingscene.com/forums/showthread.php?t=2103

Salma Hayek vs. Nicole Kidman
http://www.boxingscene.com/forums/showthread.php?t=3165

Dominique Swain vs. Salma Hayek
http://www.boxingscene.com/forums/showthread.php?t=3115

Retro chick pick #1 - 1981 Catherine Bach vs. 1979 Bo Derek
http://www.boxingscene.com/forums/showthread.php?t=4586

Retro chick pick #2 - 1976-78 Farrah Fawcett vs. 1974-78 Cheryl Tiegs
http://www.boxingscene.com/forums/showthread.php?t=4588

Retro chick pick #3 - 1977-79 Olivia Newton-John vs. 1967-72 Cher
http://www.boxingscene.com/forums/showthread.php?t=4590

Retro chick pick #4 - 1973-75 Pam Grier vs. 1966-68 Jane Fonda
http://www.boxingscene.com/forums/showthread.php?t=4591

Retro chick pick #5 - 1976-81 Lynda Carter vs. 1984 Madonna
http://www.boxingscene.com/forums/showthread.php?t=4649

Retro chick pick #6- 1978-79 Suzanne Somers vs. 1978-81 Karen Allen
http://www.boxingscene.com/forums/showthread.php?t=4663

Retro chick pick #7 - 1981-86 Heather Locklear vs. 1983-87 Lea Thompson
http://www.boxingscene.com/forums/showthread.php?t=4693

Retro chick pick #8 - 1984-85 Rae Dawn Chong vs. 1985-88 Molly Ringwald
Molly Ringwald 1985-88
http://www.boxingscene.com/forums/showthread.php?t=4741

#4 Neils7147933, the Ladies Man 2

Chick Pick Battles cont'd

Stacey Keibler vs. Paris Hilton
http://www.boxingscene.com/forums/showthread.php?t=2772

Stacey Keibler vs. Salma Hayek
http://www.boxingscene.com/forums/showthread.php?t=2963

Stacey Keibler vs. Maria Sharapova
http://www.boxingscene.com/forums/showthread.php?t=2842

Salma Hayek vs. Angelina Jolie
http://www.boxingscene.com/forums/showthread.php?t=3057

Jessica Biel vs. Teri Hatcher
http://www.boxingscene.com/forums/showthread.php?t=2967

Dominique Swain vs. Ivory
http://www.boxingscene.com/forums/showthread.php?t=3060

Dominique Swain vs. Jessica Biel
http://www.boxingscene.com/forums/showthread.php?t=3003

Salma Hayek vs. Heather Kozar
http://www.boxingscene.com/forums/showthread.php?t=2999

Anna Kournikova vs. Beyonce Knowles
http://www.boxingscene.com/forums/showthread.php?t=2843

Stacey Keibler vs. Keira Knightley
http://www.boxingscene.com/forums/showthread.php?t=2901

Dominique Swain vs. Trishelle Cannatella
http://www.boxingscene.com/forums/showthread.php?t=2906

Keira Knightley vs. Geri Halliwell
http://www.boxingscene.com/forums/showthread.php?t=2806

Shania Twain vs. Penelope Cruz
http://www.boxingscene.com/forums/showthread.php?t=3272

Scarlett Johansson vs. Mariah Carey
http://www.boxingscene.com/forums/showthread.php?t=3274’

Salma Hayek vs. Vida Guerra
http://www.boxingscene.com/forums/showthread.php?t=3261

#5 Neils7147933, social commentator:

Neils7147933 butts heads with Sweet Dick Willy on the “nature” of gay people”
http://www.boxingscene.com/forums/showthread.php?t=2160

Neils7147933 posts a number of thought provoking political pics (as well as some just flat out silly ones) in the thread dedicated to just that:
http://www.boxingscene.com/forums/showthread.php?t=1770

Neils7147933 brings up some unanswered 9/11 questions:
http://www.boxingscene.com/forums/showthread.php?t=1625

Neils7147933 chats a tad with Boxing Collector, one of a handful of board racists:
http://www.boxingscene.com/forums/showthread.php?t=825

#6

Neils7147933 debates stuff that doesn’t even matter:

Johnny Swift shows his Ashlee Simpson-like ability to think on his feet as he rambles incoherently in an attempt to play off the fact that he has been owned for 15 hours and at least 3 separate log-ins with members on his threadsgetting countless pm's pointing out that his custom title is "Born Without Genitals": http://www.boxingscene.com/forums/showthread.php?t=4622 (The fact that it's a mindless rant about drug legalization makes it that much sweeter)

Parody article: Wlad was set up against Williamson, AP reports:
http://www.boxingscene.com/forums/showthread.php?t=957

Parody article: Roy Jones Jr. calls out David Tua:
http://www.boxingscene.com/forums/showthread.php?t=959


Neils7147933 goes head-to-head with some dudes who have a Vitali Klitschko poster over their headboard of the bed and make love to their wives missionary style with the lights on:
http://www.boxingscene.com/forums/showthread.php?t=1121

Neils7147933 goes head-to-head with some of those same dudes who insist that Golota’s loss to John Ruiz was controversial, when the main controversy was just on these boards:
http://www.boxingscene.com/forums/showthread.php?t=2642

Neils7147933 calls out eye8you’s posting of a tabloid article without a named source detailing the decline of Iron Mike. Neils brings up 8you’s infamous avatar past:
http://www.boxingscene.com/forums/showthread.php?t=3723

Neil reminds johnny swift that johnny's a moron and other BoxingScene posters attempt to run the loser off the board:
http://www.boxingscene.com/forums/showthread.php?t=4676


Neils7147933’s rap queries are apparently lost on the BoxingScene forum:
http://www.boxingscene.com/forums/showthread.php?t=3622

nice work man, you sure have done alot huh>?

#7

Neils7147933’s original thread series, “Used-Up Skanks”

Introduction:
http://www.boxingscene.com/forums/showthread.php?t=3927

Used-Up Skanks #1 – Courtney Love:
http://www.boxingscene.com/forums/showthread.php?t=3928

Used-Up Skanks #2 – Tammy Sytch
http://www.boxingscene.com/forums/showthread.php?t=3932

Used-Up Skanks #3 - Joanie Laurer
http://www.boxingscene.com/forums/showthread.php?t=3994


Used-Up Skanks #4 - Britney Spears
http://www.boxingscene.com/forums/showthread.php?t=4000

Jeez man, you've really created a whole library here :) :D I personally enjoy reading your adventures with Sweet Dick Willy the Dickhead.

great work lol, all forums need a guy like this!!! keep up the good work man!

Once you go black, you'll never go back..

Once you go black, you'll never go back..

I've never understood that saying. Are you saying that if I (a white guy) hooked up with Serena Williams (black), that I wouldn't want to go back?

Back To who? Her? Or someone else?

I've never understood that saying. Are you saying that if I (a white guy) hooked up with Serena Williams (black), that I wouldn't want to go back?

Back To who? Her? Or someone else?

Ask Oscar...

Once you go black you'll never go back..

neils, you're a giant among men... keep up the good work, i enjoy your efforts, they always seem to bring me some much needed laughter or make life more worth living because hot babes are battling in the lounge

great work buddy, your indeed a megalomaniac, wathever that means ...

Good Karma for Neils7147933 from everyone, he deserves it :)

god damn ya got alot of free time

great work buddy, your indeed a megalomaniac, wathever that means ...

great work buddy, your indeed a megalomaniac, wathever that means ...
wtf
who are
someone datjust changed dere name?

try english hombre :D

wtf
who are
someone datjust changed dere name?
how is dat not english?
someone dat{forgot a space}just changed dere name

how is dat not english?
someone dat{forgot a space}just changed dere name
you sound like some cajun punk mofo :o

this thread shows someone who is so in love with himself he is willing to go to great lengths to highlight his whole posting 'career'. OMG.


File under useless thread

god damn ya got alot of free time

My thoughts exactly (minus the GD) :eek:

Someone has WAAAAAAY too much time on their hands!

It's sad to see a grown man so desperate for attention that he creates a thread about himself and even makes it sticky so it stays up top at all times. Let me repeat folks: THIS THREAD IS ABOUT HIMSELF!!!!?????.......if only he had a girlfriend or a life some of his social awkwardness might go away...poor guy. More than likely still a virgin. My sympathies.

one week into his boxingscene membership, johnny swift has now tangled with me, vb martin, and Anorak - with no end in sight.

What a class act.

It's sad to see a grown man so desperate for attention that he creates a thread about himself and even makes it sticky so it stays up top at all times. Let me repeat folks: THIS THREAD IS ABOUT HIMSELF!!!!?????.......if only he had a girlfriend or a life some of his social awkwardness might go away...poor guy. More than likely still a virgin. My sympathies.

He is a more a man than you will ever be. He's married with kids. :)

He is a more a man than you will ever be. He's married with kids. :)



That's your opinion. Niels started up with me first. I did absolutely nothing to him to make him start with me. He started with me so it was only fair that he should hear my opinion of him. I will not get into a back and forth war of words with neils or you for that matter cause that is the actions of a little *****, and Johnny Swift is all man and better than that. Besides why should I get into a war of words when I know that REAL karma pays a visit to those who does wrong doing? I wont say one word to you or your buddy neils. REAL karma will do my work for me. :)

That's your opinion. Niels started up with me first. I did absolutely nothing to him to make him start with me. He started with me so it was only fair that he should hear my opinion of him. I will not get into a back and forth war of words with neils or you for that matter cause that is the actions of a little *****, and Johnny Swift is all man and better than that. Besides why should I get into a war of words when I know that REAL karma pays a visit to those who does wrong doing? I wont say one word to you or your buddy neils. REAL karma will do my work for me. :)

THis is the internet. Where we can sell babies to foreign people and find husbands or wives. Anything is possible, there are no boundaires. This isnt reality, therefore i strongly do not believe in this so called karma on the web.

THis is the internet. Where we can sell babies to foreign people and find husbands or wives. Anything is possible, there are no boundaires. This isnt reality, therefore i strongly do not believe in this so called karma on the web.



You know as well as I do that you don't honestly believe that. You can feel it in your soul that there are unexplained forces bigger then all of us out there...no matter what your religion is. Karma effects EVERYTHING you say or do, whenever,wherever. You can choose to do what ever you want. Johnny Swift is staying on the side of the right. I'm for stopping all the hate, all the racism, all negativity in this world in general. You wanna choose the side of the wrong that's on your head not mine. I'm done talking to all you, not another word to you or your boy neils. PEACE BE WITH both you and everyone. :D

This i think is unprecedented in this forum, good work neils.

How 'bout a poll on the sexiest James Bond 007 girls?

what's a megalomaniac neils ?

what's a megalomaniac neils ?


Main Entry: meg·a·lo·ma·nia
Pronunciation: "me-g&-lO-'mA-nE-&, -ny&
Function: noun
Etymology: New Latin
1 : a mania for great or grandiose performance
2 : a delusional mental disorder that is marked by infantile feelings of personal omnipotence and grandeur
- meg·a·lo·ma·ni·ac /-'mA-nE-"ak/ adjective or noun
- meg·a·lo·ma·ni·a·cal /-m&-'nI-&-k&l/ also meg·a·lo·man·ic /-'ma-nik/ adjective
- meg·a·lo·ma·ni·a·cal·ly /-m&-'nI-&-k(&-)lE/ adverb

Main Entry: meg·a·lo·ma·nia
Pronunciation: "me-g&-lO-'mA-nE-&, -ny&
Function: noun
Etymology: New Latin
1 : a mania for great or grandiose performance
2 : a delusional mental disorder that is marked by infantile feelings of personal omnipotence and grandeur
- meg·a·lo·ma·ni·ac /-'mA-nE-"ak/ adjective or noun
- meg·a·lo·ma·ni·a·cal /-m&-'nI-&-k&l/ also meg·a·lo·man·ic /-'ma-nik/ adjective
- meg·a·lo·ma·ni·a·cal·ly /-m&-'nI-&-k(&-)lE/ adverb

haha. thanks for the dictionary-like explanation :cool:

wonder if I get my money back for buying a sticky thread...

wonder if I get my money back for buying a sticky thread...

i guess we're just renting space... oh well what's a quarter of a million points?

i guess we're just renting space... oh well what's a quarter of a million points?
i need something else to spend points on lol
i think that we should have a boxingscene lottery..
anyone who has 10mil can enter it...
one winner takes the lot :)
or smaller lotteries run by trusted members like Tracylee :)
nah kidding...id only lose my points or be left with
more than i can spend... :D

I only have 8 mil, but I'll have 10 if Tarver wins tonight.

I only have 8 mil, but I'll have 10 if Tarver wins tonight.
knock around 550k+ off that lol... ;)