http://www.chaser.com.au/show_story.asp?ID=638&ED=68&CAT=6&NAME=diaz

http://www.chaser.com.au/show_story.asp?ID=638&ED=68&CAT=6&NAME=diaz
hahhha
i thoguht she killed a kid or somethin
lmao
she is a ***** too
ima call salma hayek too
se if i can get some anal
i got a cold
:D

These celebs are real *****es!!

I have been stressed lately so i asked Lima for a blow job to calm me down, she didnt reply!!

I thought it was the least she could do, i may die of high blood pressure now!! :rolleyes:

the last line was hilarious

http://www.chaser.com.au/show_story.asp?ID=638&ED=68&CAT=6&NAME=diaz

Is that for real?

'Sorry, Ms Diaz is currently unable to comply with your request.' I mean, how unsympathetic can you get? We're talking about a dying kid here! Would it kill her?"

No it wouldnt kill her, but it would get her in front of a judge on child abuse charges!! :p

Is that for real?

'Sorry, Ms Diaz is currently unable to comply with your request.' I mean, how unsympathetic can you get? We're talking about a dying kid here! Would it kill her?"

No it wouldnt kill her, but it would get her in front of a judge on child abuse charges!! :p
its fake but its still funny :cool:

That was pretty funny! :D

ya right
if this is fake
then so is professional wrestling

That **** if funny.... If it's fake.

Well, the kid didn't miss much, she wasn't that good anyway....
:cool:

Well, the kid didn't miss much, she wasn't that good anyway....
:cool:

lmao
hahhahah
fukin eddie
u celebs stick togeher

if the kid had been a dying celeb, i bet she'd be on his D like a fat kid on Smartie

if the kid had been a dying celeb, i bet she'd be on his D like a fat kid on Smartie
u really believe that?

u really believe that?


nah, but i guess i don't think much of cameron diaz

Bwahahahaha!!!!!
That was funny bro! I'm falling from my seat laughing and they don't know what's happening. They maybe thinking that I'm a wacko!!! Bwahahaha!!! Nice post.

it doesnt surprise me at all

really funny stuff, but if this were true, i'll say its very tragic, at least the kid should have gotten a blow from one of the celebs...

There are many Celebs I would have chosen over her, but I am not saying I would refuse. I could show her the best 2 mins of her life!

Yeah this came out back in the summer. Poor little boy.

Why Cameron Diaz? I mean I like her as an actress and she is hot. But there are prostitutes every bit as hot.

hahahahahahaha@ 2nd paragraph "The courageous teenager told his family two months ago that the one thing he'd really like before he died was to be sucked off by the successful Hollywood actress and former model".