View Full Version : Anyone chew tobacco here?


allanglez
06-24-2005, 01:37 PM
I look like Vin Deisel meets the Back Street Boys (have fun with that one jackoffs) and I'm just as big an ******* in real life as I am on the internet ... you would never guess it by looking at me but I chew a tin of Skoal Mint a day. Like some kind of retarded overall wearing hilljack from Sioux Falls. A bad habit left over from my days playing ball in the bus leagues.

Anyone else destroying their gumlines?

Schmeling
06-24-2005, 01:38 PM
I am still working on the traditional lung cancer
approach. Chewing always came across as too disgusting.
How did they work for your whores?

RwK
06-24-2005, 01:41 PM
In high school I dipped. That or to avoid getting caught smoking on campus.....we would drain those 6 oz milk cartons and smoke marlboro lights because it looked like a straw.

Schmeling
06-24-2005, 01:43 PM
thank God for the liberal German education system
They had designated smoking corners.

urdaddyinAZ
06-24-2005, 01:44 PM
I look like Vin Deisel meets the Back Street Boys (have fun with that one jackoffs) and I'm just as big an ******* in real life as I am on the internet ... you would never guess it by looking at me but I chew a tin of Skoal Mint a day. Like some kind of retarded overall wearing hilljack from Sioux Falls. A bad habit left over from my days playing ball in the bus leagues.

Anyone else destroying their gumlines?


Sioux Falls? I'm from Rapid City.....does that make me a hilljack?

allanglez
06-24-2005, 01:45 PM
I was never allowed to smoke but our high school actually had smoking areas outside. Dipping was just much easier. I'll throw a lipper in right at my desk during work.

allanglez
06-24-2005, 01:45 PM
Sioux Falls? I'm from Rapid City.....does that make me a hilljack?
yes. It does.

dionysusolympus
06-24-2005, 01:46 PM
Quit smoking, but I have a friend that chews. Doesn't know how he does it, but he does...

RwK
06-24-2005, 01:48 PM
I would hate dipping right before I ate lunch, because it would ****ing upset my stomach and ****. I still do it occasionally when I am drunk. I hate smoking ciggarettes when I have been drinking...because it feels like I get nothing out of them. I can chain smoke 3 marlboro red 100's and not satisfy a nicotine craving.

allanglez
06-24-2005, 01:50 PM
I actually dip and smoke at the same time now without getting even a little head buzz. Although ... a month or so ago I started getting panic attacks and I figured I was turning into a god damn head case. Turns out it was elevated bloodpressure from a nicotine overload.

Purity
06-24-2005, 02:55 PM
dipping has got to be one of the dumbest ****ing habits of all time. i'm seriously trying to think of something more incredibly stupid than dipping and i don't think there is.

it's just beyond me to grasp the reasoning behind one's conscious decision to walk around like some drooling, slobbering, smelly, mushmouth freak with long-term purpose in gaining one of the most hideous forms of cancer out there.
there can't possibly be a better way to secure assurance that nearly any member of the opposite sex will never have any ****ing thing to do with you. and if they DO then you have just discovered someone that's actually more stupid than you.

i mean no offense & all. just my opinion :)

allanglez
06-24-2005, 02:57 PM
So you're saying you prefer Kodiak to Skoal?

Purity
06-24-2005, 02:59 PM
So you're saying you prefer Kodiak to Skoal?

i don't like the one with the bear on the label. that bear sucks.

PBDS
06-24-2005, 03:09 PM
dipping has got to be one of the dumbest ****ing habits of all time. i'm seriously trying to think of something more incredibly stupid than dipping and i don't think there is.

it's just beyond me to grasp the reasoning behind one's conscious decision to walk around like some drooling, slobbering, smelly, mushmouth freak with long-term purpose in gaining one of the most hideous forms of cancer out there.
there can't possibly be a better way to secure assurance that nearly any member of the opposite sex will never have any ****ing thing to do with you. and if they DO then you have just discovered someone that's actually more stupid than you.

i mean no offense & all. just my opinion :)


....lol lol lol That was so right on the mark and ****ing hilarious to boot.

Purity
06-24-2005, 03:21 PM
guys that pierce their ****s.
ok now THERE'S something that's comparable to dipping in the field of possessing a negative balance of nuerological activity.

**** piercers are probably a lil more pathetic because they actually try to put forth an effort to JUSTIFY these weak hints of reasoning behind voluntarily paying $$ to have another man jam a metal rod through your dickhole for the sake of a WOMAN'S sexual pleasure.
i mean at least dippers realize they're 'dip****s' and can do nothing more than hang their salivating heads in shame.

both groups need to be launched into space.

allanglez
06-24-2005, 03:21 PM
i don't like the one with the bear on the label. that bear sucks.
Thats beacuse you can't handle the bear. You lick Smirnoff Ice caps and you're in the bag for 3 days.

****ing lightweight.

allanglez
06-24-2005, 03:22 PM
guys that pierce their ****s.
ok now THERE'S something that's comparable to dipping in the field of possessing a negative balance of nuerological activity.

**** piercers are probably a lil more pathetic because they actually try to put forth an effort to JUSTIFY these weak hints of reasoning behind voluntarily paying $$ to have another man jam a metal rod through your dickhole for the sake of a WOMAN'S sexual pleasure.
i mean at least dippers realize they're 'dip****s' and can do nothing more than hang their salivating heads in shame.

both groups need to be launched into space.
I got my **** peirced too. In fact, I was dipping when I got it done.

Action Blackson 187
06-24-2005, 03:25 PM
I don't chew on a regular basis... but I chewed all night while drinking last weekend... I got pretty ****ed up.

Purity
06-24-2005, 03:25 PM
lightweight, featherweight, lintweight, whatever. i'll weigh in till the scale reads a single digit if it means keeping that cretenus **** away from me.

marvdave
06-24-2005, 03:28 PM
I look like Vin Deisel meets the Back Street Boys (have fun with that one jackoffs) and I'm just as big an ******* in real life as I am on the internet ... you would never guess it by looking at me but I chew a tin of Skoal Mint a day. Like some kind of retarded overall wearing hilljack from Sioux Falls. A bad habit left over from my days playing ball in the bus leagues.

Anyone else destroying their gumlines?

Kodiak for way too long. I've quit a few times, but decided that I'm no quitter!!

allanglez
06-24-2005, 03:29 PM
lightweight, featherweight, lintweight, whatever. i'll weigh in till the scale reads a single digit if it means keeping that cretenus **** away from me.

Thats because you're from Southern California with the rest of the **** and hookers. You *******s are too busy snorting crystal meth and spreading AIDS to deal with something as vile and hardcore as Smokeless Tobacco.

marvdave
06-24-2005, 03:31 PM
dipping has got to be one of the dumbest ****ing habits of all time. i'm seriously trying to think of something more incredibly stupid than dipping and i don't think there is.

it's just beyond me to grasp the reasoning behind one's conscious decision to walk around like some drooling, slobbering, smelly, mushmouth freak with long-term purpose in gaining one of the most hideous forms of cancer out there.
there can't possibly be a better way to secure assurance that nearly any member of the opposite sex will never have any ****ing thing to do with you. and if they DO then you have just discovered someone that's actually more stupid than you.

i mean no offense & all. just my opinion :)

i felt like I was reading my life story there

{BrownBomber}
06-24-2005, 03:32 PM
Kodiak for way too long. I've quit a few times, but decided that I'm no quitter!!
Only way to go champ. I tried it when I was younger but decided smoke looks cooler anyway.

Purity
06-24-2005, 03:34 PM
Thats because you're from Southern California with the rest of the **** and hookers. You *******s are too busy snorting crystal meth and spreading AIDS to deal with something as vile and hardcore as Smokeless Tobacco.

yer supposed to be an *******? dude you suck at it.

masterdirector
06-24-2005, 04:15 PM
Knox definitely chews tobacco. He calls it "chaw" I'm sure.