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allanglez 06-24-2005, 01:37 PM I look like Vin Deisel meets the Back Street Boys (have fun with that one jackoffs) and I'm just as big an ******* in real life as I am on the internet ... you would never guess it by looking at me but I chew a tin of Skoal Mint a day. Like some kind of retarded overall wearing hilljack from Sioux Falls. A bad habit left over from my days playing ball in the bus leagues.
Anyone else destroying their gumlines?
Schmeling 06-24-2005, 01:38 PM I am still working on the traditional lung cancer
approach. Chewing always came across as too disgusting.
How did they work for your whores?
In high school I dipped. That or to avoid getting caught smoking on campus.....we would drain those 6 oz milk cartons and smoke marlboro lights because it looked like a straw.
Schmeling 06-24-2005, 01:43 PM thank God for the liberal German education system
They had designated smoking corners.
urdaddyinAZ 06-24-2005, 01:44 PM I look like Vin Deisel meets the Back Street Boys (have fun with that one jackoffs) and I'm just as big an ******* in real life as I am on the internet ... you would never guess it by looking at me but I chew a tin of Skoal Mint a day. Like some kind of retarded overall wearing hilljack from Sioux Falls. A bad habit left over from my days playing ball in the bus leagues.
Anyone else destroying their gumlines?
Sioux Falls? I'm from Rapid City.....does that make me a hilljack?
allanglez 06-24-2005, 01:45 PM I was never allowed to smoke but our high school actually had smoking areas outside. Dipping was just much easier. I'll throw a lipper in right at my desk during work.
allanglez 06-24-2005, 01:45 PM Sioux Falls? I'm from Rapid City.....does that make me a hilljack?
yes. It does.
dionysusolympus 06-24-2005, 01:46 PM Quit smoking, but I have a friend that chews. Doesn't know how he does it, but he does...
I would hate dipping right before I ate lunch, because it would ****ing upset my stomach and ****. I still do it occasionally when I am drunk. I hate smoking ciggarettes when I have been drinking...because it feels like I get nothing out of them. I can chain smoke 3 marlboro red 100's and not satisfy a nicotine craving.
allanglez 06-24-2005, 01:50 PM I actually dip and smoke at the same time now without getting even a little head buzz. Although ... a month or so ago I started getting panic attacks and I figured I was turning into a god damn head case. Turns out it was elevated bloodpressure from a nicotine overload.
Purity 06-24-2005, 02:55 PM dipping has got to be one of the dumbest ****ing habits of all time. i'm seriously trying to think of something more incredibly stupid than dipping and i don't think there is.
it's just beyond me to grasp the reasoning behind one's conscious decision to walk around like some drooling, slobbering, smelly, mushmouth freak with long-term purpose in gaining one of the most hideous forms of cancer out there.
there can't possibly be a better way to secure assurance that nearly any member of the opposite sex will never have any ****ing thing to do with you. and if they DO then you have just discovered someone that's actually more stupid than you.
i mean no offense & all. just my opinion :)
allanglez 06-24-2005, 02:57 PM So you're saying you prefer Kodiak to Skoal?
Purity 06-24-2005, 02:59 PM So you're saying you prefer Kodiak to Skoal?
i don't like the one with the bear on the label. that bear sucks.
dipping has got to be one of the dumbest ****ing habits of all time. i'm seriously trying to think of something more incredibly stupid than dipping and i don't think there is.
it's just beyond me to grasp the reasoning behind one's conscious decision to walk around like some drooling, slobbering, smelly, mushmouth freak with long-term purpose in gaining one of the most hideous forms of cancer out there.
there can't possibly be a better way to secure assurance that nearly any member of the opposite sex will never have any ****ing thing to do with you. and if they DO then you have just discovered someone that's actually more stupid than you.
i mean no offense & all. just my opinion :)
....lol lol lol That was so right on the mark and ****ing hilarious to boot.
Purity 06-24-2005, 03:21 PM guys that pierce their ****s.
ok now THERE'S something that's comparable to dipping in the field of possessing a negative balance of nuerological activity.
**** piercers are probably a lil more pathetic because they actually try to put forth an effort to JUSTIFY these weak hints of reasoning behind voluntarily paying $$ to have another man jam a metal rod through your dickhole for the sake of a WOMAN'S sexual pleasure.
i mean at least dippers realize they're 'dip****s' and can do nothing more than hang their salivating heads in shame.
both groups need to be launched into space.
allanglez 06-24-2005, 03:21 PM i don't like the one with the bear on the label. that bear sucks.
Thats beacuse you can't handle the bear. You lick Smirnoff Ice caps and you're in the bag for 3 days.
****ing lightweight.
allanglez 06-24-2005, 03:22 PM guys that pierce their ****s.
ok now THERE'S something that's comparable to dipping in the field of possessing a negative balance of nuerological activity.
**** piercers are probably a lil more pathetic because they actually try to put forth an effort to JUSTIFY these weak hints of reasoning behind voluntarily paying $$ to have another man jam a metal rod through your dickhole for the sake of a WOMAN'S sexual pleasure.
i mean at least dippers realize they're 'dip****s' and can do nothing more than hang their salivating heads in shame.
both groups need to be launched into space.
I got my **** peirced too. In fact, I was dipping when I got it done.
Action Blackson 187 06-24-2005, 03:25 PM I don't chew on a regular basis... but I chewed all night while drinking last weekend... I got pretty ****ed up.
Purity 06-24-2005, 03:25 PM lightweight, featherweight, lintweight, whatever. i'll weigh in till the scale reads a single digit if it means keeping that cretenus **** away from me.
marvdave 06-24-2005, 03:28 PM I look like Vin Deisel meets the Back Street Boys (have fun with that one jackoffs) and I'm just as big an ******* in real life as I am on the internet ... you would never guess it by looking at me but I chew a tin of Skoal Mint a day. Like some kind of retarded overall wearing hilljack from Sioux Falls. A bad habit left over from my days playing ball in the bus leagues.
Anyone else destroying their gumlines?
Kodiak for way too long. I've quit a few times, but decided that I'm no quitter!!
allanglez 06-24-2005, 03:29 PM lightweight, featherweight, lintweight, whatever. i'll weigh in till the scale reads a single digit if it means keeping that cretenus **** away from me.
Thats because you're from Southern California with the rest of the **** and hookers. You *******s are too busy snorting crystal meth and spreading AIDS to deal with something as vile and hardcore as Smokeless Tobacco.
marvdave 06-24-2005, 03:31 PM dipping has got to be one of the dumbest ****ing habits of all time. i'm seriously trying to think of something more incredibly stupid than dipping and i don't think there is.
it's just beyond me to grasp the reasoning behind one's conscious decision to walk around like some drooling, slobbering, smelly, mushmouth freak with long-term purpose in gaining one of the most hideous forms of cancer out there.
there can't possibly be a better way to secure assurance that nearly any member of the opposite sex will never have any ****ing thing to do with you. and if they DO then you have just discovered someone that's actually more stupid than you.
i mean no offense & all. just my opinion :)
i felt like I was reading my life story there
{BrownBomber} 06-24-2005, 03:32 PM Kodiak for way too long. I've quit a few times, but decided that I'm no quitter!!
Only way to go champ. I tried it when I was younger but decided smoke looks cooler anyway.
Purity 06-24-2005, 03:34 PM Thats because you're from Southern California with the rest of the **** and hookers. You *******s are too busy snorting crystal meth and spreading AIDS to deal with something as vile and hardcore as Smokeless Tobacco.
yer supposed to be an *******? dude you suck at it.
masterdirector 06-24-2005, 04:15 PM Knox definitely chews tobacco. He calls it "chaw" I'm sure.
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