Who do you think will be the first of us to die?

not that i want to throw out a prediction like that, but how would we ever find out?

not that i want to throw out a prediction like that, but how would we ever find out?


Good point.

I may be older, but I bet I'll outlive you guys. ;)

i don't drink or party anymore and go the gym twice a day.
good luck.

i don't drink or party anymore and go the gym twice a day.
good luck.


I never drank or partied much to begin with.

Besides, women live longer. Especially in my family. :)

I work out 3 times a week and I don't have a steady girlfriend to suck the life out of me anymore. My grandpas died at 98 and 87 years old.

I would outlast many of you.

I work out 3 times a week and I don't have a steady girlfriend to suck the life out of me anymore. My grandpas died at 98 and 87 years old.

I would outlast many of you.

Ahhh...but what is the quality of your life? Being alone would suck. Unless of course, that's what you want.

I will be the first.

I will be the first.


Ok, then that settles it.

I am not about to argue with Vulgar the Clown. :p

Women kill men slowly... Their weapon of choice: Nagging.

One day I will marry and have kids, and the day I do that I will start to die.

Men are hunters by nature, genetically predisposed to spread our seed. That is why we drink beer, we fish, we train. We're not family oriented beings, that is what women want us to believe. Married men are like wild animals kept in a zoo... They lose their naturals instinct and slowly die.

Women kill men slowly... Their weapon of choice: Nagging.

One day I will marry and have kids, and the day I do that I will start to die.

Men are hunters by nature, genetically predisposed to spread our seed. That is why we drink beer, we fish, we train. We're not family oriented beings, that is what women want us to believe. Married men are like wild animals kept in a zoo... They lose their naturals instinct and slowly die.


I am not a nag. Never have been, never will be. I'll leave my husband before I reduce myself to being a nag. I hate women who are like that. *shudder*

i don't see the link between drinking beer and hunting...

i don't see the link between drinking beer and hunting...

Maybe because is Hunting to drinking beer?

Ben is right he might be the first one to die here. HE worries about everything is like an old man mentality.

However I think I might go first for I drive fast, I ride a motorcycle FAST!, I'm not as bad as I used to but sometimes I'm retty wreckless. I'm the guy that when he is drunk do not take by any brige that I might jump.

BEsides I'm pissed off 80% of the time so that makes me prone to heart attacks!

If you want to go by medical records, bet on me. I've had undiagnosed seizures since I was 10 years old, high blood pressure, family history of diabetes and cancer, among other things. I've had kidney infections, a case of chronic bronchitis that lasted over 6 months and I lost more than 25 pounds because of it, an ear infection so bad I couldn't open my mouth and had to eat through a straw, and more.. When I was 2 years old, I was scratched by a rabbit and was in the hospital for 2 weeks..my stomach shrank and muscles atrophied, everyone thought I was going to die. I'm sure there's a lot more problems if I think about it for another minute.

HOly **** dude. What is stopping you from jumping off a window?

only Cesaro would get hospitalized from a ****ing RABBIT scratch. i think the last time that happened was in Monty Python.

If you want to go by medical records, bet on me. I've had undiagnosed seizures since I was 10 years old, high blood pressure, family history of diabetes and cancer, among other things. I've had kidney infections, a case of chronic bronchitis that lasted over 6 months and I lost more than 25 pounds because of it, an ear infection so bad I couldn't open my mouth and had to eat through a straw, and more.. When I was 2 years old, I was scratched by a rabbit and was in the hospital for 2 weeks..my stomach shrank and muscles atrophied, everyone thought I was going to die. I'm sure there's a lot more problems if I think about it for another minute.


I'd be betting the other way. If you survived all that, you're gonna live to be 100.

Yea, none of my stories are cool.

I didn't get an ear infection from deep sea diving and too much water getting in or anything. The doctor just said that some kids have a tube in their ear that doesn't bend enough to allow stuff to properly drain.

I didn't get bronchitis from smoking 2 packs of cigarettes and marijuana every day, I think I'm just prone to it because I have asthma.

I didn't tear my meniscus in some badass competition win. It happened ESCAPING an armbar in training.

I tore a ligament in my thumb and don't even know how.

I broke some bone in my elbow swinging on one of those T shaped polls on clothes lines at my heighbor's house.

I have carpal tunnel syndrome because I'm at the computer too much.

I think my penis has a curve because I beat off too much.

I'd be betting the other way. If you survived all that, you're gonna live to be 100.

i hope not. it would be pretty ironic for the guy that never wanted to survive to end up surviving a life full of diseases.

i hope not. it would be pretty ironic for the guy that never wanted to survive to end up surviving a life full of diseases.



with my luck i'll be the last person left on earth.

I hope I'm the first to go....

Ok Cesaro you win!!!

Yea, none of my stories are cool.

I didn't get an ear infection from deep sea diving and too much water getting in or anything. The doctor just said that some kids have a tube in their ear that doesn't bend enough to allow stuff to properly drain.

I didn't get bronchitis from smoking 2 packs of cigarettes and marijuana every day, I think I'm just prone to it because I have asthma.

I didn't tear my meniscus in some badass competition win. It happened ESCAPING an armbar in training.

I tore a ligament in my thumb and don't even know how.

I broke some bone in my elbow swinging on one of those T shaped polls on clothes lines at my heighbor's house.

I have carpal tunnel syndrome because I'm at the computer too much.

I think my penis has a curve because I beat off too much.


My son broke five bones by the time he was ten. They found a cyst inside the tibia bone and had to have evacuated out. He's broken 5 helmets and has had three sets of stitches. I'd be broke if I didn't have medical insurance.

However I think I might go first for I drive fast, I ride a motorcycle FAST!, I'm not as bad as I used to but sometimes I'm retty wreckless. I'm the guy that when he is drunk do not take by any brige that I might jump.
BEsides I'm pissed off 80% of the time so that makes me prone to heart attacks!

Do ya ridez a busa and do big wheelies? Take it on any sweet jumps??!?



ANYWAYS, this is silly... we need a better way of guessing this. Fortunately, I have a solution :D

http://community.sparknotes.com/death/

Do ya ridez a busa and do big wheelies? Take it on any sweet jumps??!?



ANYWAYS, this is silly... we need a better way of guessing this. Fortunately, I have a solution :D

http://community.sparknotes.com/death/

I am not signing up to anything for a fn test

This one is much better

http://www.findyourfate.com/deathmeter/deathmtr.html

Jul 27 2064. That's the day I will die.

I am not signing up to anything for a fn test

Shrugs, sorry! Ya never had to sign up before for their tests.. those rotton scoundrels!

According to yours though, my "armageddon date" is scheduled for 9-29-2073. Woo hoo, I can have lots of cats by than!!!!

Shrugs, sorry! Ya never had to sign up before for their tests.. those rotton scoundrels!

Hey there, what are you wearing?

Hey there, what are you wearing?

now thats lame, but I'll bite. Pair of jeans, tank top, and good ol' beloved reebox. you?

I don't know if I will be the first but probably I'll die when I'll get my main target:

PRACTICE SODOMY WITH A WHITE RHINO!!!

I don't know if I will be the first but probably I'll die when I'll get my main target:

PRACTICE SODOMY WITH A WHITE RHINO!!!

So like um, in this fantasy, are you the giver, or does that horn have a special meaning for ya?

Would you like to see my pee pee?

Obvously (well, it isn't obvious...Why I'm going to lie?) I would be the giver...WOW, what a feeling looking this horn in front on you, catching this hard skin and PIM PAM PIM PAM PIM PAM...Yeah...

Would you like to see my pee pee?

nah, I heard from Fallout it was a disappointment

Obvously (well, it isn't obvious...Why I'm going to lie?) I would be the giver...WOW, what a feeling looking this horn in front on you, catching this hard skin and PIM PAM PIM PAM PIM PAM...Yeah...

well than may your leather meet the rhino's leathery... in a blisful showering of lil-u's! I heard thats going to even be legal in Spain pretty soon!

Do ya ridez a busa and do big wheelies? Take it on any sweet jumps??!?



ANYWAYS, this is silly... we need a better way of guessing this. Fortunately, I have a solution :D

http://community.sparknotes.com/death/


LOL.
No I do not take it in any sweet jumps, but I do wheelies and endos from time to time.

mar 4 2058 here...sadly it isn't sooner...like way sooner

now you're stepping into my turf, seldomtap

not denying you deserve to go first, and God obnly knows, if I was there I would help you out...but I am no way hanging around hgere for another 53 years

i don't drink or party anymore and go the gym twice a day.
good luck.
Yeah but you're an ******* and you live in Cali ... you're a damn good prospect for gafflin'.