View Full Version : [PLEASE HELP] Moving to Australia , Need Advice and Recommendations


Kobe B Bryant
05-05-2010, 09:10 PM
Southpaw Stinger and I are moving to Australia.

We're looking at Sydney.

Please recommend a neighborhood near the beach , several bars , a gun range , South Asian and East Asian restaurants and an all girl Catholic high school.

Kobe B Bryant
05-05-2010, 09:23 PM
We're thinking about Manly.

Anyone know the statutory rape laws in New South Wales?

BOLLOCKS
05-05-2010, 09:23 PM
No, You're not.

Kobe B Bryant
05-05-2010, 09:27 PM
No, You're not.

We're planning on going.

Don't crush our dreams , little man.

Southpaw Stinger
05-05-2010, 09:28 PM
No, You're not.

Oh we're going, kid.

I'm dead feckin' serious. Putting me house up for sale next month.

Earl-Lesnar
05-05-2010, 09:29 PM
Summer Bay?

Kobe B Bryant
05-05-2010, 09:30 PM
Summer Bay?

Is that near Manly?

We're planning on going to Stella Marris college.

Earl-Lesnar
05-05-2010, 09:32 PM
Is that near Manly?

We're planning on going to Stella Marris college.

make sure you go and watch the manly sea eagles!

Kobe B Bryant
05-05-2010, 09:33 PM
make sure you go and watch the manly sea eagles!

if we can find time in our schedule. i think we'll be busy at stella marris.

Earl-Lesnar
05-05-2010, 09:34 PM
this is the most life this place has seen in months

???
05-05-2010, 09:37 PM
Is that near Manly?

We're planning on going to Stella Marris college.

You two plan on working there?

Southpaw Stinger
05-05-2010, 09:38 PM
this is the most life this place has seen in months

We bring the life with us, dawg. We'll be bringing the same thing to Sydney.

Kobe B Bryant
05-05-2010, 09:38 PM
this is the most life this place has seen in months

once i'm a naturalized australian citizen , i'm boosting this lounge up 100 posts a day. minimum.

Southpaw Stinger
05-05-2010, 09:38 PM
You two plan on working there?

We'll be doing are thing there fo sho.

Hope there are some affordable properties nearby.

Kobe B Bryant
05-05-2010, 09:39 PM
You two plan on working there?

recreation.

Dan...
05-05-2010, 09:43 PM
this is the most life this place has seen in months

Get ****ed, this place has been ticking over ok recently. How about the Melbourne Storm rorting thread? Plenty of traffic there.

Typical pommy cunts just looking for any opportunity to bash us aussies.

Earl-Lesnar
05-05-2010, 09:45 PM
Get ****ed, this place has been ticking over ok recently. How about the Melbourne Storm rorting thread? Plenty of traffic there.

Typical pommy cunts just looking for any opportunity to bash us aussies.

Lmao :baby::baby::baby:

Southpaw Stinger
05-05-2010, 09:46 PM
Get ****ed, this place has been ticking over ok recently. How about the Melbourne Storm rorting thread? Plenty of traffic there.

Typical pommy cunts just looking for any opportunity to bash us aussies.

I hope one day we can be neighbours and our children can play together.

Dem Eyes
05-05-2010, 09:49 PM
A few more posts and this will be the Aussie's lounges biggest thread.

:lol1:

Kobe B Bryant
05-05-2010, 09:53 PM
http://www-static.sportingpulse.com/pics/00/00/18/92/189201_1_O.jpg

Southpaw Stinger
05-05-2010, 09:55 PM
http://www-static.sportingpulse.com/pics/00/00/18/92/189201_1_O.jpg

We'll be shooting a few 'roos out there, dang blast it.

BOLLOCKS
05-05-2010, 09:58 PM
Can I come?

Southpaw Stinger
05-05-2010, 10:00 PM
Can I come?

We don't wanna be tied down, Loc. We want to be the Odd Couple not the Manson Family.

Kobe B Bryant
05-05-2010, 10:25 PM
Can I come?

you can visit us as much as you want.

plenty of aussie beezies to go around.

Earl-Lesnar
05-05-2010, 10:52 PM
I'm going to go over there, and drink some pints of fosters, and shout G'day mate to all and sundry

BOLLOCKS
05-05-2010, 11:07 PM
We don't wanna be tied down, Loc. We want to be the Odd Couple not the Manson Family.

:lol1: :lol1:

BOLLOCKS
05-05-2010, 11:09 PM
you can visit us as much as you want.

plenty of aussie beezies to go around.

Woo hoo, Miranda Kerr is Aussie, she was raised in Wales though. :D

Kobe B Bryant
05-05-2010, 11:13 PM
Woo hoo, Miranda Kerr is Aussie, she was raised in Wales though. :D

manly is in new south wales.

we'll be new south welshmen. :D

woftam
05-06-2010, 09:23 AM
We'll be doing are thing there fo sho.

Hope there are some affordable properties nearby.

Lol - Buddy if you're looking for affordable, then Sydney probably isn't the best place to settle.

woftam
05-06-2010, 09:25 AM
I'm going to go over there, and drink some pints of fosters, and shout G'day mate to all and sundry

The problem is most Aussies don't drink that Fosters ****.
We export that crap to whoever is desperate enough to drink it. :P

Southpaw Stinger
05-06-2010, 10:18 AM
The problem is most Aussies don't drink that Fosters ****.
We export that crap to whoever is desperate enough to drink it. :P

Glad to hear it!

I'm looking forward to this trip.

woftam
05-06-2010, 09:25 PM
Glad to hear it!

I'm looking forward to this trip.


There will be plenty of Stella available if you want it.

Have you tried this Aussie beer?

http://www.fosters.com.au/enjoy/beer/crown_lager.htm

Southpaw Stinger
05-06-2010, 10:14 PM
There will be plenty of Stella available if you want it.

Have you tried this Aussie beer?

http://www.fosters.com.au/enjoy/beer/crown_lager.htm

I actually haven't. Surprised meself as I've tried a lot of beers over the years. It looks promising.

I've had a blind spot for Aussie beers for years. All that will change.

Philfy
05-06-2010, 11:28 PM
I actually haven't. Surprised meself as I've tried a lot of beers over the years. It looks promising.

I've had a blind spot for Aussie beers for years. All that will change.

Indeed it will. Australians are enthusiastic drinkers (and gamblers).

How much you guys paying for a pint over there?

Southpaw Stinger
05-06-2010, 11:39 PM
Indeed it will. Australians are enthusiastic drinkers (and gamblers).

How much you guys paying for a pint over there?

I ten to drink more at home these days, it's cheaper. For the pubs, the price varies but will set you back around £3.

The Beatles
05-07-2010, 07:39 AM
Whatever you do stay out of the Western Suburbs........lol

The Beatles
05-07-2010, 07:41 AM
The problem is most Aussies don't drink that Fosters ****.
We export that crap to whoever is desperate enough to drink it. :P
lol at Fosters.........what a joke

Biolink
05-07-2010, 03:38 PM
Whatever you do stay out of the Western Suburbs........lol

Why's that bro?

Southpaw Stinger
05-07-2010, 05:06 PM
Why's that bro?

Because he lives there.

Best guess.

paul750
05-08-2010, 08:00 PM
The problem is most Aussies don't drink that Fosters ****.
We export that crap to whoever is desperate enough to drink it. :P

I used to sometimes drink Castlemaine xxxx, but they've stopped selling it over here. Aussies probably think it's crap, but I thought it was a decent light beer.

Dan...
05-09-2010, 06:48 PM
I used to sometimes drink Castlemaine xxxx, but they've stopped selling it over here. Aussies probably think it's crap, but I thought it was a decent light beer.

XXXX is a Queensland beer. I used to drink it as a teenager but rarely anymore.

Biolink
05-10-2010, 12:53 PM
Are there any gangs in Australia?

Bloods, Crips, etc???

Mushroom
05-10-2010, 01:39 PM
Are there any gangs in Australia?

Bloods, Crips, etc???

Yeah you get Polynesian and aboriginal gangs and others I'm sure.

woftam
05-10-2010, 10:13 PM
Are there any gangs in Australia?

Bloods, Crips, etc???

Probably not those 2 specifically, but there are gangs everywhere in the world virtually.

Vegan101
05-13-2010, 06:18 PM
I'm collecting aluminum cans for a year now and if i have enough I'll sell it to buy me a plane ticket to visit Australia. I'm planning to visit Sydney in particular 'cause i heard its nice over there.

Southpaw Stinger
05-13-2010, 07:13 PM
I'm collecting aluminum cans for a year now and if i have enough I'll sell it to buy me a plane ticket to visit Australia. I'm planning to visit Sydney in particular 'cause i heard its nice over there.

Do you want to share a place with Tua and I? Gonna be a great time.

D.I.E.S.E.L
05-13-2010, 07:16 PM
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Southpaw Stinger
05-13-2010, 07:17 PM
http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/126/46259709.gif

Might be a bit of that going on too. Tua, will be there afterall.

paul750
05-13-2010, 07:20 PM
You'll need more than cans my friend. May I suggest you buy a van and pretend you collect clothes for charities. That should give you a bit more.

Them ****ers only keep the money anyway. Charity my ass.

Vegan101
05-13-2010, 07:38 PM
Do you want to share a place with Tua and I? Gonna be a great time.

That will be great. Are you serious with your offer?

Vegan101
05-13-2010, 07:42 PM
You'll need more than cans my friend. May I suggest you buy a van and pretend you collect clothes for charities. That should give you a bit more.

Them ****ers only keep the money anyway. Charity my ass.

I spend 3 to 4 hours every day to collect cans and I already have couple of hundred dollars saved for my plan to visit Australia.

My parents can't afford to buy a van and also I want to earn my money in an honest way.

Southpaw Stinger
05-13-2010, 07:45 PM
That will be great. Are you serious with your offer?

Depends if our trips coincide. Tua and I will be moving there later this year.

Vegan101
05-13-2010, 07:50 PM
Depends if out trips coincide. Tua and I will be moving there later this year.

I won't have enough money to go this year. Anyways, thanks for the offer I really appreciated it.

jreckoning
05-14-2010, 10:58 PM
Get ****ed, this place has been ticking over ok recently. How about the Melbourne Storm rorting thread? Plenty of traffic there.

Typical pommy cunts just looking for any opportunity to bash us aussies.

I won't have enough money to go this year. Anyways, thanks for the offer I really appreciated it.


You would let money get in the way of leaving your caravan in the desert.

Tsk. Tsk.

Vegan101
05-16-2010, 05:10 PM
You would let money get in the way of leaving your caravan in the desert.

Tsk. Tsk.

I'm not a gypsy amigo. I'm a full-blooded Mexican stud.

???
06-08-2010, 08:25 PM
You guys still planning to move here?

Biolink
06-08-2010, 08:52 PM
If I go to Syndey, where are some places to avoid?

Eg; In New York a tourist shouldn't roam around the areas of Harlem, in Chicago someone shouldn't go to areas in South Chicago, in LA don't go to Compton, etc...

phallus
06-08-2010, 10:05 PM
I'm collecting aluminum cans for a year now and if i have enough I'll sell it to buy me a plane ticket to visit Australia. I'm planning to visit Sydney in particular 'cause i heard its nice over there.

You'll need more than cans my friend. May I suggest you buy a van and pretend you collect clothes for charities. That should give you a bit more.

Them ****ers only keep the money anyway. Charity my ass.

i worked for one of those charities, you can make alot of money off beer cans. i almost **** my pants when i saw how much money we were bringing in

You guys still planning to move here?

if they don't go, maybe i will, i'd like to root some aussie birds as well as some of the aboriginals

Southpaw Stinger
06-08-2010, 10:49 PM
You guys still planning to move here?

Aye, we have to sell up and get everything arranged first. It's a big deal, starting a new life on the other side of the world.

Vegan101
06-08-2010, 10:55 PM
i worked for one of those charities, you can make alot of money off beer cans. i almost **** my pants when i saw how much money we were bringing in

I average about $150 a week on aluminum cans but it's hard work. I usually do it after school and before I go to train in the gym.

I'm thinking that by next year I'll have enough money to visit Australia.

Fighting Marine
06-09-2010, 12:03 AM
I average about $150 a week on aluminum cans but it's hard work. I usually do it after school and before I go to train in the gym.

I'm thinking that by next year I'll have enough money to visit Australia.
keep your chicano ass out of my country cunt.....your kind are not welcome

TheManniePhresh
06-09-2010, 12:05 AM
All the marines i know say that the women love americans

Fighting Marine
06-09-2010, 12:06 AM
All the marines i know say that the women love americans
All the marines you know are lying ass *****es

Vegan101
06-09-2010, 12:20 AM
keep your chicano ass out of my country cunt.....your kind are not welcome

I'm gonna nail a couple of Aussies and let's hope I'll meet your sisters or mom to give me some good time. :wank:

You can watch if you want. :D

???
06-16-2010, 05:39 PM
i worked for one of those charities, you can make alot of money off beer cans. i almost **** my pants when i saw how much money we were bringing in



if they don't go, maybe i will, i'd like to root some aussie birds as well as some of the aboriginals

:haha: :haha: :haha:
Aye, we have to sell up and get everything arranged first. It's a big deal, starting a new life on the other side of the world.

Well, good luck. Hopefully everything goes well.

check hook
06-18-2010, 04:26 AM
All the marines i know say that the women love americans


like any sluts/women they like anything foreign (see different)..........if i set foot on US soil with my aussie accent and easy going charms you better beleive all those American hoes will be all over me!!!!

For them ****ing a US sailor is the equivalent of slutting it up in a foreign land whilst on holiday.

check hook
06-18-2010, 04:28 AM
If I go to Syndey, where are some places to avoid?

Eg; In New York a tourist shouldn't roam around the areas of Harlem, in Chicago someone shouldn't go to areas in South Chicago, in LA don't go to Compton, etc...



You will be ok pretty much anywhere........but Western Sydney tends to have the dodgiest areas.

Vegan101
06-28-2010, 06:54 PM
How's the crime rate in Australia?

The Realist
06-28-2010, 09:45 PM
All the marines i know say that the women love americans

As much as I don't want to admit it. I know this to be the absolute truth. When the marines are in town, they turn some good girls into low down dirty little sluts.

check hook
06-29-2010, 12:44 AM
As much as I don't want to admit it. I know this to be the absolute truth. When the marines are in town, they turn some good girls into low down dirty little sluts.



ofcourse..........it's like holiday sex......tell a girl you are on a holiday in their fine country and your chances of gertting laid increase by 50%.