View Full Version : NBA All-ugly team


neils7147933
06-10-2005, 07:10 AM
http://www.thephatphree.com/features.asp?StoryID=257&SectionID=1

czars_salad
06-10-2005, 07:21 AM
the larry bird feature was the funniest, LOL

RwK
06-10-2005, 11:12 AM
Add Tayshaun Prince to that list and you have yourself a doozie.

http://nbadraft.net/profiles/headshots/tayshaun-prince-hd2.jpg

Explosivo
06-10-2005, 11:33 AM
I like the list. Man there are some ugly mother****ers in the NBA. I likes what they wrote about Popeye Jones. lol

PBDS
06-10-2005, 01:08 PM
....Pretty good list but I disagree with Miller and Havlicek. Neither one of those guys are bad looking dudes. I am secure enough in my manhood to say these things. :)

Boxerdog
06-10-2005, 01:13 PM
No Dennis Rodman??
Bug-eyed ****er is not only fugly but also looks nasty like he needs to bathe!

sonofisis
06-10-2005, 01:28 PM
ROTFL, this is sooooo funny!..

{BrownBomber}
06-10-2005, 02:11 PM
Does Kevin McHugly bring any nightmares back?
Larry Parrish??
Reggie Miller's wife is fine.

The Fix
06-10-2005, 02:51 PM
did anybody click the all ******* team for baseball at the bottom of the page? it has some funny ****.

PBDS
06-10-2005, 06:59 PM
No Dennis Rodman??
Bug-eyed ****er is not only fugly but also looks nasty like he needs to bathe!


...Yeah, no ****. Rodman is the ugliest mofo alive. He belongs at the top

oldgringo
06-10-2005, 07:33 PM
did anybody click the all ******* team for baseball at the bottom of the page? it has some funny ****.



haha yeah...my roommate said that Mike Piazza was a real ******* when he attempted to meet him too. My roommates and his uncle approached Mike and asked him for his autograph in front of some other people, Mike said "only if you get down on your knees and kiss my shoes" being dead serious.

The Fix
06-10-2005, 08:57 PM
haha yeah...my roommate said that Mike Piazza was a real ******* when he attempted to meet him too. My roommates and his uncle approached Mike and asked him for his autograph in front of some other people, Mike said "only if you get down on your knees and kiss my shoes" being dead serious.
what an *******, athletes like that deserve no respect.

BadMagick
06-10-2005, 10:33 PM
Ryan Sandburg (however you spell his name) was a ****wad, too. My dad went to a Cubs game with my oldest brother when he was a kid, and Ryan REFUSED to sign ANYTHING for the kids. He nearly ran one over in the parking lot, so I hear.

"Reggie Jackson
He’s the self-proclaimed straw that stirs the drink. Well I like mine shaken you *******."

I thought that was hilarious.

oldgringo
06-10-2005, 10:35 PM
Ryan Sandburg (however you spell his name) was a ****wad, too. My dad went to a Cubs game with my oldest brother when he was a kid, and Ryan REFUSED to sign ANYTHING for the kids. He nearly ran one over in the parking lot, so I hear.

"Reggie Jackson
He’s the self-proclaimed straw that stirs the drink. Well I like mine shaken you *******."

I thought that was hilarious.


It's Ryne and a buddy of mine said he's an ass too.

PBDS
06-10-2005, 10:43 PM
.....I didn't click on it but Barry Bonds has to be number one on that list. I hear he is the most hated(by his peers), baseball fans, executives, reporters, etc. etc. mother ****er to ever play major league baseball.

The Fix
06-10-2005, 11:49 PM
.....I didn't click on it but Barry Bonds has to be number one on that list. I hear he is the most hated(by his peers), baseball fans, executives, reporters, etc. etc. mother ****er to ever play major league baseball.
the giants owner must love him, there isnt a bigger name in the game. love him or hate him he fills the seats.

BadMagick
06-11-2005, 12:28 AM
.....I didn't click on it but Barry Bonds has to be number one on that list. I hear he is the most hated(by his peers), baseball fans, executives, reporters, etc. etc. mother ****er to ever play major league baseball.

He's starting left field.

MetalVomit
06-11-2005, 11:13 AM
Add Tayshaun Prince to that list and you have yourself a doozie.

http://nbadraft.net/profiles/headshots/tayshaun-prince-hd2.jpg


Tayshaun Prince looks like the alien from that fox all american dad show.

oj21
06-11-2005, 05:06 PM
Most of the pistons should be on the all ugly team. Rasheed is one ugly man, but makes up for it with talent, billups looks like Bubba from Forrest Gump. Ben Wallace and Rip Hamilton aren't exactly a basket of fruit. Then we have Mcdyes...um yeah Mcdyes. Tayshaun like some one already said looks like the alien from American Dad. That foreign guy Darko he looks like a Boy Band reject. The Spurs also have some ugly guys on there roster. Manu looks like Valki off of Perfect Strangers, Duncan looks like an over grown leprechaun, Parker looks like the little troll who lives under the bridge trying to eat the goats. Oh before I forget Greg Poppovich...UGLY with a capital UGLY!!! I would also include on the All ugly team as honorable mention: Vlade, ***embe, Michael Cooper, Rudy T (when he played), Tom Chambers, and to finish it off Mark Eaton.

{BrownBomber}
06-11-2005, 05:30 PM
Most of the pistons should be on the all ugly team. Rasheed is one ugly man, but makes up for it with talent, billups looks like Bubba from Forrest Gump. Ben Wallace and Rip Hamilton aren't exactly a basket of fruit. Then we have Mcdyes...um yeah Mcdyes. Tayshaun like some one already said looks like the alien from American Dad. That foreign guy Darko he looks like a Boy Band reject. The Spurs also have some ugly guys on there roster. Manu looks like Valki off of Perfect Strangers, Duncan looks like an over grown leprechaun, Parker looks like the little troll who lives under the bridge trying to eat the goats. Oh before I forget Greg Poppovich...UGLY with a capital UGLY!!! I would also include on the All ugly team as honorable mention: Vlade, ***embe, Michael Cooper, Rudy T (when he played), Tom Chambers, and to finish it off Mark Eaton.
Lmao !You are expert of ugly people, just for fun what can you say about me? Oh and you forgot to talk about A.C Green! :D good karma for you.

SonnyG8R
06-11-2005, 05:31 PM
Dwayne Schintzius belongs on that list. That dude had the worst looking mullet on the planet.

SonnyG8R
06-11-2005, 05:35 PM
Ryan Sandburg (however you spell his name) was a ****wad, too. My dad went to a Cubs game with my oldest brother when he was a kid, and Ryan REFUSED to sign ANYTHING for the kids. He nearly ran one over in the parking lot, so I hear.

"Reggie Jackson
He’s the self-proclaimed straw that stirs the drink. Well I like mine shaken you *******."

I thought that was hilarious.

Reggie was pretty ****y, but he was a nice guy. I met him and he was glad to sign an autograph.

The nicest ball players i've ever met were George Brett and David Cone.

oj21
06-12-2005, 03:20 PM
Bomber, I can't really think of anything for you... I think why I was able to off the way I did is cause I don't like either teams in the finals. My team is the Lakers, so you know I have a little grudge with both these teams. thanks for the K though.

{BrownBomber}
06-12-2005, 03:26 PM
Bomber, I can't really think of anything for you... I think why I was able to off the way I did is cause I don't like either teams in the finals. My team is the Lakers, so you know I have a little grudge with both these teams. thanks for the K though.
we liks the same team, hoefully they get their **** together.

SonnyG8R
06-12-2005, 04:27 PM
we liks the same team, hoefully they get their **** together.

Getting Phil back would be a good first step. I hope it doesn't happen. :D