View Full Version : Tyson press conference!!


Bad Intentions
06-09-2005, 01:35 AM
lol saw a lil of the old mike 2day.

"You're going to get Kevin killed," Tyson said with a sneer from his seat. " ... Let him talk, Rock. Let him talk."

"I'm gonna gut him like a fish....He's a tomato can....This is gonna be a first class education in humility....People, they call this a circus, I'm not a circus, I'm an icon. I'm an international superstar, if they don't know my name they're from another planet....f I was a money guy I would still have it."

pics on this link

http://www.tysontalk.com/article-412--0-0.html

Bad Intentions
06-09-2005, 01:37 AM
I think he has his confidence back, he will be back, he will win a title, ill bet 20 million points on Mike when he gets a title shot.

xKillingJokex
06-09-2005, 01:38 AM
Tyson...always dishing out great quotes

ray the grey
06-09-2005, 01:52 AM
http://img22.exs.cx/img22/2593/delahoya.jpg
Bonjourno, Mes Ami, Viva taco Time, it is I, your GOLDEN SHAMPEEN, Oscar dela Hoya.

Do i not have a GOLDEN smile!! Does it not match my..oh so beautiful eyes?

I would like to take this time to be serious, and talk about a serious matter, for i am serious. I am a serious five time world boxing shampeen. A very latino shampeen.

Shall i sing for you!? Perhaps a latino hit from my latino grammy award album.
Would you like to see me dance and sing for you, like i dance so well in the ring.

I am very Menudo, when i sing and dance.
I am very...Ricky Martin, dont you think? :o

Now, your five time shampeen would like to get serious. It has been rumored that i took a dive on september 18, 2004. This rumour i categorically in a serious manner deny!! Did you not see me strike the ring with my mighty GOLDEN blows as i strove desparately to rise? The truth is, i suffered from a liver ailment that night, but i have since recovered my GOLDEN form.
There is no....no...correlation that i will now promote Testiclehead Hopkins , and together make many millions of dollars. :)

Now, let us sing and dance to my latino hit "Violé su perro, y golpeé a su mama con el pie"



I also seriously deny that i am fat. I am retaining water

Bad Intentions
06-09-2005, 01:55 AM
http://img22.exs.cx/img22/2593/delahoya.jpg
Bonjourno, Mes Ami, Viva taco Time, it is I, your GOLDEN SHAMPEEN, Oscar dela Hoya.

Do i not have a GOLDEN smile!! Does it not match my..oh so beautiful eyes?

I would like to take this time to be serious, and talk about a serious matter, for i am serious. I am a serious five time world boxing shampeen. A very latino shampeen.

Shall i sing for you!? Perhaps a latino hit from my latino grammy award album.
Would you like to see me dance and sing for you, like i dance so well in the ring.

I am very Menudo, when i sing and dance.
I am very...Ricky Martin, dont you think? :o

Now, your five time shampeen would like to get serious. It has been rumored that i took a dive on september 18, 2004. This rumour i categorically in a serious manner deny!! Did you not see me strike the ring with my mighty GOLDEN blows as i strove desparately to rise? The truth is, i suffered from a liver ailment that night, but i have since recovered my GOLDEN form.
There is no....no...correlation that i will now promote Testiclehead Hopkins , and together make many millions of dollars. :)

Now, let us sing and dance to my latino hit "Violé su perro, y golpeé a su mama con el pie"



I also seriously deny that i am fat. I am retaining water
:bryce:,,,,,

ray the grey
06-09-2005, 02:47 PM
http://img14.echo.cx/img14/9594/twysonironing5lu.jpg

"Hewo, Mickey Twyson hewa, pwaise be to Awwah,but not the awah who those pinhead tewwowist bewieve in thet bwew up New York, but another Awah thet good Mericans can bewieve in that forgived people for waping and eating of human flesh.

"Yall saw me onna TB yesterday tellin thet big giant irish man i gonna gut him!!! Bewieves me...I knock the starch outta this here Mcbride real quick....he aint no danny williams.....dis Mcbride, he say he eatin potatoes every night gettin ready..

"I wanna gibe thanks for the support of all my Boxing Scene NuttHuggers and their purchase of the Ironing Mikey Twyson McBride Board, for the low, low cost of $29.95....I only needs to take in laundry three day a week now....and i appreciates the "loan' of the spare jockstrap and hand wraps so i can trains...."

kapersky
06-09-2005, 03:05 PM
tyson looks good when he really is into it.. i hope he win this win.. he will probably win aswell

solo1bc
06-09-2005, 03:10 PM
"Hewo, Mickey Twyson hewa, pwaise be to Awwah,but not the awah who those pinhead tewwowist bewieve in thet bwew up New York, but another Awah thet good Mericans can bewieve in that forgived people for waping and eating of human flesh.

LOL... some of us have obviously got way to much time on our hands!

All of us I guess!

ray the grey
06-09-2005, 03:28 PM
LOL... some of us have obviously got way to much time on our hands!

All of us I guess!
:}

my day off work, just playing...hope the mods have a sense of humour...