This is a true story that happened to me:

I went out of the house one morning to go to somewhere. When I stepped out the door the ugliest :eek: motha fvckin dog I ever seen in my life came up to me looking for food or something. This motha fvcker was UGLY that punk azz dog was part Great Dane and Greyhound or something --motha fvcker looked more like a god damn horse than a dog, had Nasty Handspeed all nervous and shyt. So I couldnt deal with the problem then-- so I took off. 8 hours later when I returned that punk mother fvker dog/horse was still in my yard chillin and camping out on my porch like it lived there and ****. Oh hell no I ran in the house that thing was too god damn ugly to deal with. So I tried everything to make that punk beeyotch leave my house. I threw water on it, I threw rocks at it, everything but the punk would not leave. So finally I was too tired and said I was gonna deal with it in the morning---so that punk hoe stayed all night on my porch and yelping and howling all night too. So next morning I come out my house and that punk beeyotch was still there and it was coming toward me. By then I had enough I ran in the house and started loading my shotgun. And thats when my girlfriend called animal control shelter to come pick the dog up. The animal control agent looked at the dogs tags and said the dogs name was Kelvin but I wouldnt come near that ugly mother fvcker to read the tag. If animal control didnt come I was gonna put dogfood on the tip of that shotgun then when the Dog/Horse came to eat it---Kablamy!---buckshot in dog mouth AKA Shotgun Soufle'------that damn ugly punk azz dog is lucky my girlfriend called animal control cuz I was gonna blast it. Question is given my situation do you think it was ok to kill an UGLY dog that would not leave your yard? :D

Nowadays you cant kill anything unless its open hunting season. Even then the rules can get tricky. Your gal did the right thing. Just think of the ****ing mess that mutt would have made on your porch!

that story reminds me of a similar one that happened to my buddy when he was working night shifts. he gets home about 4 or 5 am from work and locks the garage door behind him as he goes into the backyard. as soon as he hears the lock click, he hears a growling noise, real close too, he turns and sees a coyote showin him it's teeth. he runs to the back door, as soon as it closes this thing is banging its head agianst the door, biting the door, snarlin and ****. he thinks, my wife ( who is a tiny little woman) and kid (4 or 5 years old at the time) are gonna be up, i don't want that thing in the backyard when they go outside. he looks around and the only thing he sees is his wife's tennis racket, he grabs the racket and goes back outside and lays a beating on the coyote, he beat its back, it legs, everything he could and the ****in thing took it all for about 20 minutes before it ****ed off. the tennis racket was destroyed.

hell be back...next time feed him

no, not for trespassing.

u should only kill a dog if it's attacking you. otherwise, dogs are too loyal to be killed

McClellan killed his dog Deuce back in the day (not to mention a whole bunch of other dogs..) So my saying is that if McClellan would do it, everyone should do it..

McClellan killed his dog Deuce back in the day (not to mention a whole bunch of other dogs..) So my saying is that if McClellan would do it, everyone should do it..


when a dog looks like a mutation of a horse...i would say I am justified in commiting k-9 homocide. I aint joking yall this dog was the ugliest dog i ever seen and I seen some ugly dogs.

that story reminds me of a similar one that happened to my buddy when he was working night shifts. he gets home about 4 or 5 am from work and locks the garage door behind him as he goes into the backyard. as soon as he hears the lock click, he hears a growling noise, real close too, he turns and sees a coyote showin him it's teeth. he runs to the back door, as soon as it closes this thing is banging its head agianst the door, biting the door, snarlin and ****. he thinks, my wife ( who is a tiny little woman) and kid (4 or 5 years old at the time) are gonna be up, i don't want that thing in the backyard when they go outside. he looks around and the only thing he sees is his wife's tennis racket, he grabs the racket and goes back outside and lays a beating on the coyote, he beat its back, it legs, everything he could and the ****in thing took it all for about 20 minutes before it ****ed off. the tennis racket was destroyed.
Yeah, I would have no problem with shooting a coyote, I mean if it's a hazard to your wife or kids then shoot it. But not a dog, It doesn't sound to me like to dog was posing a real threat? I wasn't there, so I don't know, I'm just saying the way the story sounded. But your girlfriend did the right thing, you don't shoot the dog because it's hungry? Not the smartest

This guy shot it cos it was ugly.
That to me, is a completely stupid reason.
I mean, i wouldnt shout nasty handspeed jus cos hes a dickhead.
I'm sure there would have been other ways to get rid of the dog then to kill it.

Never eat an apple what is brown in the middle..

Lol. Animal cruelty moron. :mad:

coyote i would have fed and domesticated or some**** that thats like 60x better than a dog. the other dog would have ****ed off after a while if you didnt feed it.