What are some quotes that you guys live by, feel brings the world into focus etc?

One for me.

"Life is a comedy to those who think, a tragedy to those who feel."
-Horace Walpole.

Here is one! This is refering to women.lol :p

"Cuando tu pones los ojos otro guey ya puso los huevos"
BrownBomber :D

Sigh* Okay, what does that mean?

He who asks a question is a fool for 5 minutes. He who does not ask a question is a fool forever.

He who asks a question is a fool for 5 minutes. He who does not ask a question is a fool forever.

Thats cool. Is that original?

My favorite quote is Hulex's favorite quote

"I came here to chew bubblegum and kick ass and I'm all out of bubblegum" Rowdy Roddy Piper in They live

My favorite quote is Hulex's favorite quote

"I came here to chew bubblegum and kick ass and I'm all out of bubblegum" Rowdy Roddy Piper in They live

Hehehehehehehehe.

That came from the man in your avatar.. Confuscious.. (is that confuscious in your avatar though?? hehe)

That came from the man in your avatar.. Confuscious.. (is that confuscious in your avatar though?? hehe)

Nope, actually it is Pai Mei from Executioners from Shaolin and Kill Bill 2. In my avatar that is.

Here's one!!! "I did not have sexual relations with that woman."

William Clinton

Here's one!!!"I did not have sexual relations with that woman."

William Clinton


How profound.

How profound.

Glad you like it. There's more.

Glad you like it. There's more.

There were many great quotes from Clinton.

There were many great quotes from Clinton.


Well, you're asking for favorite quotes. That one happens to be my favorite.

Well, you're asking for favorite quotes. That one happens to be my favorite.

Okay. I am not complaining. It is a very memorable quote.

"If Christ were alive today, the last thing he'd be is Christian."
-Mark Twain.

"I'm not a big guy and hopefully kids could look at me and see that I'm not muscular and not physically imposing, that I'm just a regular guy. So if somebody with a regular body can get into the record books, kids can look at that. That would make me happy."

-Ichiro.

that guy is awesome. He is my favorite Athlete.

"is Wayne Brady Gonna Have To Choke A *****" - Wayne Brady

Pain is Temporary, Pride is forever.....

I hate when i poop and it is bigger than my ****, because it makes me feel like i could take a big one in the ass - Bzob

Bzob is a man of great wisdom, he once punched me in the face for calling him a bad moderator....

Bzob is a man of great wisdom, he once punched me in the face for calling him a bad moderator....
did you defend yourself?

No, he only hit me once, then apologized, we where drunk, and both far away from our hometowns. It was at the Globalmma gathering, we where staying at another members house and I didnt want to start a bunch of **** and disrespect his pad over some drunken misunderstanding.....

No, he only hit me once, then apologized, we where drunk, and both far away from our hometowns. It was at the Globalmma gathering, we where staying at another members house and I didnt want to start a bunch of **** and disrespect his pad over some drunken misunderstanding.....
You should have got your lick back.

Nah, it's all good, Bzob is a cool guy. It was a misunderstanding....

"I'm the Dude...so that's what you call me. You know uh, that or His Dudeness, or uh Duder, or El Duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing."


Also...


"Women are so beautiful and precious and interesting until they open their mouths and just ruin everything."

"I'm the Dude...so that's what you call me. You know uh, that or His Dudeness, or uh Duder, or El Duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing."


classic lol

"Opinions are like *******s, everybody has one"

Lt. Harry Callahan in Dead Pool

Back up ***** unless you want nut in your eye

"The truth is that I'm a bad person. But, that's gonna change - I'm going to change. This is the last of that sort of thing. Now I'm cleaning up and I'm moving on, going straight and choosing life. I'm looking forward to it already. I'm gonna be just like you. The job, the family, the ****ing big television. The washing machine, the car, the compact disc and electric tin opener, good health, low cholesterol, dental insurance, mortgage, starter home, leisure wear, luggage, three piece suite, DIY, game shows, junk food, children, walks in the park, nine to five, good at golf, washing the car, choice of sweaters, family Christmas, indexed pension, tax exemption clearing gutters, getting by, looking ahead, the day you die."
-Renton, Trainspotting

from "Team America World Police"

We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are *******. And Kim Jong Il is an *******. ******* don't like dicks, because ******* get ****ed by dicks. But dicks also **** *******s: *******s that just want to **** on everything. ******* may think they can deal with *******s their way. But the only thing that can **** an ******* is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they **** too much or **** when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a ***** to show them that. But sometimes, ******* can be so full of **** that they become *******s themselves... because ******* are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us **** this *******, we're going to have our dicks and ******* all covered in ****!

"remember to keep yourself alive, that is the most important thing" - Afeni Shakur

"hes just tryna take my job" - Muhammad Ali

"all gay marriages should be between men and women" - Arnold Schwarznegger

"id rather be hated for what i am, than loved for what im not" - Some pundit on this forum.

I have others but cant think on my feet today. :boxing:

"Now we are forced to do something that societies often do when people can't control their desires. We have to pass laws to stop their desires."
-Rick Santorum. Senator PA

This guy is out of his mind.

"It's ****ing bad, It's bad for ****ing" - Penn & Teller
"There is no such thing as love,it's just a reaction to human hormones" - Ryan Stiles

"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment."
-Ralph Waldo Emerson

I hate when i poop and it is bigger than my ****, because it makes me feel like i could take a big one in the ass - Bzob


...I have looked at that quote many times and I still laugh every time I see it. :)

What are some quotes that you guys live by, feel brings the world into focus etc?

One for me.

"Life is a comedy to those who think, a tragedy to those who feel."
-Horace Walpole.


"It shouldnt take death to appreciate life"-Rakim

"The reason people fight American occupation forces in Iraq is because they hate freedom" George W Bush

"The guilty think all talk is of themselves"
-Geoffrey Chaucer

I Play To Win, Wheather During Practice Or A Real Game. And I Will Not Let Anything Get In A The Way Of Me And My Competitive Enthusiasm To Win.--michael Jordan

I Play To Win, Wheather During Practice Or A Real Game. And I Will Not Let Anything Get In A The Way Of Me And My Competitive Enthusiasm To Win.--michael Jordan


Dude thanks for the quote from MJ...the greatest, most dominant athlete of my generation.. I consider myself fortunate to have watched him play in his prime.. I used to think that Roy Jones was the equivilant of Michael Jordan in his sport, but I have since changed my mind on that one.. Jordan did his thang against the best of the best consistently

"im gonna sine yo piddy on hte runny kine"

"seppa town"

"my daime"

"yahaaa"

"gotsta say the nayno, my brotha"

all from pootie tang^^

"Oh man, I shot marvin in the face"

the composititon of all , requires testicals
'voltaire'

but my fav

the world is a scary place
now that you woken the demon in me
'disturbed'

Frank Boothe from 'Blue Velvet'

"HEINEKEN?! **** THAT ****!!! PABST BLUE RIBBON MAN!!!"

Nah, it's all good, Bzob is a cool guy. It was a misunderstanding....
ie u got punked hard

some girls are like pennies 2 faced and worthless

"Dyin' aint much of a livin', boy" the outlaw Jose Wales

The more people smoke herb, the more Babylon fall.
-Bob Marley

"A guy can build a thousand bridges but if he sucks one **** he's a ****sucker, not a bridge builder."

Getting hit motivates me. It makes me punish the guy more. A fighter takes a punch, hits back with three punches
-Roberto Duran