Ever had one of those moments when u really need to take a dump, but ur too engrossed in a tv show or typing some crap online, and before u know it, u dont need to go any more?

How long before it comes around again?
Should i just sit on the toilet and think of baseball?
Im scared to leave my house incase i get the urge and have to seek refuge in the Burgerking rest rooms.

Judging by all the **** u guys are intrested in, i thought it would be necessary to share this experience.

...Be patient it will come back later in the day. I always used to sit on my ****s when I was in school because I didn't want to take a dump there. I could hold off until I got home and it really wasn't all that uncomfortable. :)

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I don't know what is more disturbing. You either had all those pictures readily available on your computer or you went about finding them. I hate to think what you found in the search for the enema kit.

The ****boat always comes back to the harbor. Set sail. Ahoy!

Ever had one of those moments when u really need to take a dump, but ur too engrossed in a tv show or typing some crap online, and before u know it, u dont need to go any more?

How long before it comes around again?
Should i just sit on the toilet and think of baseball?
Im scared to leave my house incase i get the urge and have to seek refuge in the Burgerking rest rooms.

Judging by all the **** u guys are intrested in, i thought it would be necessary to share this experience.

LMAO, this is a great thread. Thank you for sharing.

If you really need to go it will come back soon enough.

I do a lot of traveling in my work now and if I'm on the road and I have to take a dump I try to look for an Irving gas station/convenience store. They pride themselves on clean restrooms.

Here's a question, has anyone else ever tried to squeek out a silent but deadly and accidently **** their pants instead?

Here's a question, has anyone else ever tried to squeek out a silent but deadly and accidently **** their pants instead?

Personally, no, iv never **** myself, BUT there have been many occasions where iv been visited by the phantom ****!
The fart which is just a little too warm, and hangs around for a little too long. Its a clever bastard, and convincingly real.

Ever had one of those moments when u really need to take a dump, but ur too engrossed in a tv show or typing some crap online, and before u know it, u dont need to go any more?

How long before it comes around again?
Should i just sit on the toilet and think of baseball?
Im scared to leave my house incase i get the urge and have to seek refuge in the Burgerking rest rooms.

Judging by all the **** u guys are intrested in, i thought it would be necessary to share this experience.

Depending on what show it was.

Ever had one of those moments when u really need to take a dump, but ur too engrossed in a tv show or typing some crap online, and before u know it, u dont need to go any more?

How long before it comes around again?
Should i just sit on the toilet and think of baseball?
Im scared to leave my house incase i get the urge and have to seek refuge in the Burgerking rest rooms.

Judging by all the **** u guys are intrested in, i thought it would be necessary to share this experience.



alll u gotta do is go eat at McD's, two hours later, like clockwork, u'll have to take a huge ass dump

Dont worry it will come back for sure.
I have a time for my ****s, my body is used to it as soon as I walk into my house I gotta take a ****.
I always try to take one in the morning before I leave for work.
In case it catches me at work then ill hold it till I get home and as soon as walk in the door wallah!Makes for a much more satisfying dump. :D

LMAO, this is a great thread. Thank you for sharing.

If you really need to go it will come back soon enough.

I do a lot of traveling in my work now and if I'm on the road and I have to take a dump I try to look for an Irving gas station/convenience store. They pride themselves on clean restrooms.

Here's a question, has anyone else ever tried to squeek out a silent but deadly and accidently **** their pants instead?
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its called a shart...when ya do a fart and a little **** comes out .
check out urbandictionary.com for the shart definations .
hilarious each and every time folks .