View Full Version : Sweet Jesus!!111 My first one wiper eeeever!!


Mr. Beelzebub
06-03-2005, 03:52 PM
Behold, people of Global. I have achieved defecation perfection!!!!!1

Finally, after 27 years of trying to accomplish what I had only heard of in stories posted by Bobert, and from tales that seemed to unreal to believe.

I took a **** here at work yesterday (my usual morning dump) and after I took my second butt wipe I couldn't see any little **** nuggets or even a light skid mark on the TP. I inmediately yelled out: "No ****ing waaaayyy!!!" I proceeded to wipe my butt 3 or 4 more times just to make sure there was no more caca in the anus... Nothing!11 A one wiper!!! Perfection!!!

I can die happy now.

Carry on.

abdiel2k3
06-03-2005, 03:54 PM
intriguing to say the least
i will also make this a new goal in my life
to have a one wiper
to my recolection
i dont htink ive had one yet
ill keep ya guys updated

nance
06-03-2005, 04:05 PM
*sniff* He's all growed up now.

*puts away the baby wipes and diapers*

AgonYx0
06-03-2005, 04:50 PM
ewww alittle to much info nasty ass

Kato
06-03-2005, 08:31 PM
Bzob wants you all to know that his ass itches

handjobs4dollars
06-03-2005, 09:38 PM
I lost ten pounds after pooping one time.

kaps
06-04-2005, 01:05 AM
I've had tons of one wipers...,.

HockeyFighter
06-04-2005, 01:55 AM
I do one wipers probably once a month. You might not believe this but there are no wipers also. You go for the first wipe and there is nothing. I dunno how the **** it works. You would think that the **** has to get on something on the way out but no, had it happen a few times in my life.

Squezze
06-04-2005, 06:50 AM
I've also had the no wipers before. It usually comes after not taking a dump for a long time, which causes it to come out all dry. **** a one wiper. You need to master the NO WIPER, son.

Shaolin Bushido
06-04-2005, 07:47 AM
*sniff* He's all growed up now.

*puts away the baby wipes and diapers*

You know, baby wipes are a great idea ... er, is that a faux pas for adults to admit. Using em? I find the prospect of using em preferable to the giant **** stains I've become accustomed to.

Shaolin Bushido
06-04-2005, 07:49 AM
I do one wipers probably once a month. You might not believe this but there are no wipers also. You go for the first wipe and there is nothing. I dunno how the **** it works. You would think that the **** has to get on something on the way out but no, had it happen a few times in my life.

This is true ... I think those oily turds are a result to too much grease in yer diet. I've had the no wipers ... they're similar to a dirt clog with the little roots in em.

You all know what I mean.

kaps
06-04-2005, 02:37 PM
No wipers are 1 wipers, because you gotta wipe once to see if there is any brown on your **** ticket....

HockeyFighter
06-04-2005, 05:10 PM
True but then this one wiper that is being talked about here is a 2 wiper. Bottom line is the greatest thing is to have nothing on the first wipe.

Mr. Beelzebub
06-04-2005, 06:58 PM
True but then this one wiper that is being talked about here is a 2 wiper. Bottom line is the greatest thing is to have nothing on the first wipe.

YOu totally **** on my parade.

kaps
06-04-2005, 08:45 PM
True but then this one wiper that is being talked about here is a 2 wiper. Bottom line is the greatest thing is to have nothing on the first wipe.


Which is what I always concidered a one wiper....