View Full Version : [LMAO!] The Perfect MMA Fighter


-Swizzy-
03-22-2010, 04:58 PM
http://olieng.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/indestructo20.jpg

TheNegation
03-22-2010, 05:47 PM
LOL @ Kalib Starne's sneakers

Bullrush
03-22-2010, 06:40 PM
GSPs riddum :D

the bas rutten liver thing didnt make any sense though, they were trying too hard

H.O.P.E
03-22-2010, 06:49 PM
haha nice crocop pants^^

kaps
03-22-2010, 07:43 PM
LOL The perfect fighter is already here...

http://fiveouncesofpain.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/emelianenkofedor21.jpg

M Deezy
03-22-2010, 09:41 PM
what weight class would he fight at?

TheNegation
03-22-2010, 10:07 PM
LOL The perfect fighter is already here...

http://fiveouncesofpain.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/emelianenkofedor21.jpg

Who the **** is that?

El Indestructo 2.0 would clearly rape this guy.

KESSLER
03-23-2010, 11:24 AM
:lol1: awesome

kaps
03-23-2010, 11:35 AM
I just seen "Cecil Peoples friendship". LMAO...

Snopkins
03-23-2010, 11:46 AM
It's really not that clever or even slightly humorous




LOL The perfect fighter is already here...

http://fiveouncesofpain.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/emelianenkofedor21.jpg




Except he doesn't have a chin.Sloppy striking and having to cheat to avoid getting taken down by a blown up middleweight doesn't give you much credibility either.

kaps
03-23-2010, 11:53 AM
It's really not that clever or even slightly humorous









Except he doesn't have a chin.Sloppy striking and having to cheat to avoid getting taken down by a blown up middleweight doesn't give you much credibility either.

Yeah, no chin, it's why he has all those KO losses. They're called casting punches, used in Sambo, which is what Fedor trains in, look it up....

http://www.thefightnerd.com/casting-punch-aka-fedor-punch/

Can't keep a good troll down I guess....

Snopkins
03-23-2010, 02:30 PM
Yeah, no chin, it's why he has all those KO losses. They're called casting punches, used in Sambo, which is what Fedor trains in, look it up....

http://www.thefightnerd.com/casting-punch-aka-fedor-punch/

Can't keep a good troll down I guess....



It's what many grapplers use to close the distance to initiate clinches.There's no secret technique here.


There really was no need to give me red karma for posting something you didn't agree with.This is a forum that encourages debatate and free speech after all.

kaps
03-23-2010, 02:36 PM
It's what many grapplers use to close the distance to initiate clinches.There's no secret technique here.


There really was no need to give me red karma for posting something you didn't agree with.This is a forum that encourages debatate and free speech after all.

I gave you red K for trolling. Way to debate, friend. I especially love all these examples of Fedor having no chin and you flip flopping from sloppy striking to a grapplers technique. You should probably just **** off too NSB before you get banned again...

TheNegation
03-23-2010, 02:54 PM
Why can't they just permanban this guy?

Snopkins
03-23-2010, 07:38 PM
I gave you red K for trolling. Way to debate, friend. I especially love all these examples of Fedor having no chin and you flip flopping from sloppy striking to a grapplers technique. You should probably just **** off too NSB before you get banned again...




I saw what I needed to see from the fujita fight.Contrary to popular belief,fujita is not a big puncher and yet he rocked fedor and had him flapping around like a fish out of water.


You have done more trolling than I so far in this thread.You haven't found me telling others to "f*ck off" the way you(a mod) have done.


Perhaps you are taking your new position slightly too serious.



Why can't they just permanban this guy?




because this isn't sherdog.

kaps
03-23-2010, 08:06 PM
I saw what I needed to see from the fujita fight.Contrary to popular belief,fujita is not a big puncher and yet he rocked fedor and had him flapping around like a fish out of water.


You have done more trolling than I so far in this thread.You haven't found me telling others to "f*ck off" the way you(a mod) have done.


Perhaps you are taking your new position slightly too serious.

Right, where was his weak chin against CroCop? Schilt? Hunt? Choi? Goodridge? Rogers? Or Arvloski? All well known strikers and a couple of K-1 GP winner in there. He got hit on the button once and overcame being rocked to beat the **** out of the guy who rocked him. Yeah, weak chin indeed. Me trolling? I made a joke about Fedor, you on the other hand have been banned several times already for the same ****. I think being a mod gives me more of a right to tell you to **** off then a regular poster.....



because this isn't sherdog.

Is that why you troll this forum? They Permabanned you for trolling there?

-Swizzy-
03-24-2010, 12:44 PM
I'm surprised nobody mentioned 'Machida's Drink'. lol