sex position?



im only doing this cause im bored and nothing else to talk about so lets talk about sex. :p

sex position?



im only doing this cause im bored and nothing else to talk about so lets talk about sex. :p

Doggystyle baby. It's all about the back shots. What's yours?

doggy style and being on top other things to but thats the best ways

doggy style and being on top other things to but thats the best ways
doggy style cause it has the most penetration and on top to achieve orgasm. ;)

missionary(sp?) or doggy, either or is just fine with me.
iam not trying to make a ****o, there is no need to be weird

doggy style cause it has the most penetration and on top to achieve orgasm. ;)


yeah what he said

doggy style and being on top other things to but thats the best ways


What about froggy style?

froggy style is fun too

froggy style is fun too

So, how often do you get it?

doggy

very stimulating, and i like the way butt cheeks keep on ramming my abdomen

not often at all, i only sleep with my babies daddy and he is on a long vacation right now so i get no love till i find a guy i can trust.

doggy

very stimulating, and i like the way butt cheeks keep on ramming my abdomen
it hurts my balls when i do it to hard and fast.

not often at all, i only sleep with my babies daddy and he is on a long vacation right now so i get no love till i find a guy i can trust.


Do you go the artificial way?

it hurts my balls when i do it to hard and fast.


I have that same problem. :D

Do you go the artificial way?


masterbate? :confused:

it hurts my balls when i do it to hard and fast.
have you tried the helicopter style?
i saw it once in a japanese x rated vid. very funny

doggy style. i like to make hte doves fly.

masterbate? :confused:


Masturbate, didlos, balls, gerbils, ect.

i like to just lay back, crack open a beer & let her slap one on me

Masturbate, didlos


im only human

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Bathtime Frolic

The best way to have sex in a bath is to lie back so that your head is at the opposite end to the taps.

Your lover then shimmies on top of you, keeping her knees directly above yours so they don't get jammed painfully against the enamel sides.

You wedge your toes against the far end of the bath and then rock slowly back and forth.

Any attempt to get vigorous will backfire, so keep it slow and easy

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Fish-Style Sex

If you're feeling adventurous, or perhaps you're both drunk and don't have a choice, try making love to each other without the use of your arms or your legs.

This forces you to slither over each other, and to use tiny pelvic squeezes rather than piston-like in-and-out thrusting.

To really make it tricky, you can handcuff each other first-see our open-minded friends at the left.

Just make sure you can sing out to the neighbors to release you from the shackles when you're both done.

im only human

How long has it been since you got some?

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Bump and Grind


Rather than just going in and out when having sex, try leaving your **** deep within her and moving your hips in a figure-of-eight pattern instead.


This will provide pleasant friction for her as you grind your body against her pubic area, but leave your sensitive glans relatively unstimulated, thus delaying your inevitably premature climax.

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The Banana Lounge

Few positions offer such deep penetration.

Simply "fold" your partner's leg back and place it on your shoulder - see picture.

Rock gently at first before building up to greater gusto - no one wants to do a hammy mid-root.

She will need to be well-wet for this position, too, so use your free hand to stroke the boobs.

And make sure you switch legs to ensure supple quadriceps all round.

im ashamed to say but its been 5 months

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The Snorkel Doggy

If you get frisky in the sea on our holidays, try this.

You both wade in about waist-deep, and she bends over, immersing a facemask and snorkel under the surface.

You stand behind her and take her doggy style.

It’ll look discreet from a distance, and she gets to peep at fish while being shafted, which won’t happen every day.

Try it between more vigorous positions.

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The Shunting Yard

"I am the Fat Controller!" Bellow out your new monicker as you move the lady-train in front of you around your mock rail yard.

Start in the bedroom, take her past the sala, by the kitchen, and out to the patio or backyard.

Clasp your arms around her midriff and keep your thighs pressed against her buttocks.

Feel free to use your roaming digits to stoke her engine; just make sure to mutter chug-a-chug-a-chug noises and yell "All aboard" before coming on her caboose.

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The Seated Lady

If you can't wait to get into the bedroom, you can still have plenty of fun in the lounge.

Sit in a comfy chair with her on your lap, facing away, and while she bobs up and down, you play with her breasts or clit from behind.

Even better, she can lean forward to get the right angle for hitting the G-spot while you plant soft nice kisses on the back of her neck.

Sensitive!

doggy style and being on top other things to but thats the best ways
yep i bet the guy would get a great view if you were on top

How long has it been since you got some?
im also interested to know the answer to this

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The Polished Helmet

Vigorous rear-entry stylings often lead to your lover's bounce-butting your headboard.

Ouch! Which is why a well-placed safety helmet can take the pain out of the proceedings.

Make sure you wear one too (it'll make her feel less self-conscious, plus it adds a little kink to everything) and plough away without fear.

Knee pads defeat carpet burn, too.

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The Kitchen Crunch

It doesn't have to be a logistical problem when you suddenly find yourself throbbing with The Urge and still chewing your dinner.

Stay in the warm comfort of the kitchen and bang away. Lay your lady down on a counter with her legs dangling off the edge, her feet braced against your shoulders.

Position yourself at the "receiving" end of the counter, facing your girl.

It would help if some jam bottles are within your reach. Smear some raspberry or maybe mango jam on her smooth stomach and have your dessert before getting the pump going.

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The Hoist

Take the sort of thick sash you want with a luxury bathrobe, fold it in half, knot the ends and loop it under her hips.

Then hold on tight and lift as you do her doggy-style.

Yes, it'll leave your arms aching, but the extra deep penetration compensates for the burn.

im ashamed to say but its been 5 months


Damn....it sucks to be you right now. How are you holding up?

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The Eternal Triangle

There's little doubt that this is one for the men, but if performed with enthusiasm it would bring a smile to the lady's face too.

No penetration is involved - making this appropriate for those lacking condoms, say - but the combination of a gentle fondling and a view to die for make it a guaranteed success.

First, the man lies face-up on the bed. Next, his partner straddles his head, and gently provides relief with her hand.

Meanwhile, the gentleman is able to sit back, relax, and enjoy a stimulating view of hs girl's undercarriage.

Alternatively, he could reciprocate and get busy with his tongue. It goes without saying that under no circumstances should this maneuver be attempted after a strong curry or Mexican cuisine.

Damn....it sucks to be you right now. How are you holding up?


its no big deal really lol

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The Back View

There's no one more willing and daring in bed than a chick who's had a bottle too many of the hard stuff. Unfortunately, a spray of the same stuff could exit out of said chick at a most inopportune time. This, though, could still prove to be a win-win situation for you.

Lie flat on your back and let her sit on you (and you know where exactly) facing your feet. You could even coax her into bending over while humping to lick your toes, if you're into that kind of thing.

And while she's doing that, let your fingers lose on her cute bouncing behind. That way, when she feels that urge to suddenly empty her alcohol-drenched dinner, your body will be safe from the fountain.

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The Back-rub Sub

It isn't encouraging if, in answer to your groping, she turns her back to you saying it's a jumble of painful knotted muscles-so, not tonight dear. There's hope, though.

Lie on her stomach with her head and arms hanging off the edge of the bed.

Get behind her and give her a back rub-without copping a feel.

After all she's relaxed, slowly wheedle your way between her legs and gently take her from behind.

If you do it right, her backache would be a just a myth to her after the ride.

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The Back Flip

You sit on the bed, legs out. She mounts you then arches backward.

It's a triple whammy; she has to do all the work; the stretch will make her Malteser-enhanced paunch disappear;

and you get to watch your soldier doing the old in-out, in-out.

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The Back Flip 2

You sit on the bed, legs out.

She mounts you then arches backwards.

It's a triple whammy: She has to do all the work, the stretch will make her chocolate-enhanced paunch disappear, and you get to watch your little soldier doing the old in-out, in-out

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The Approach From Behind

Perfect for those unfortunate enough to have a bum knee, a sore back, or an ugly girlfriend.

Tuck up nice and tight behind your slumbering lady and lightly stroke her thighs and belly while nuzzling her neck and shoulders-she's sure to erupt goose bumps and snuggle back into you like a love-starved child.

But be sure that she's good to go before you make your move or else you run the risk of a night on the couch.

Once things are moving, keep tabs on your flailing legs to avoid nasty friction burns courtesy of your cheap nylon sheets.

i think i had just spammed this thread :p

i think i had just spammed this thread :p


lol having fun

lol having fun
I knew I should of let him keep guessing. :D

lol having fun
more to come...
be back later
my breakfast is getting cold ;)

lol having fun


So you won't get any until your babies daddy comes home?

I knew I should of let him keep guessing. :D
:p :p :D

So you won't get any until your babies daddy comes home?


looks that way :(

Czar, where are you getting all of those? From FHM's site, or what?

looks that way :(

When does he get out?

So you won't get any until your babies daddy comes home?
She is waitnig to trust another guy.
That wont happen untill about a year or a year in half after she stops sleeping with her ex.

She is waitnig to trust another guy.
That wont happen untill about a year or a year in half after she stops sleeping with her ex.


he aint gonna be around for at least another year or so, so looks like im ****ed huh lol

Czar, where are you getting all of those? From FHM's site, or what?
yah....
fhm does help alot for sex adventurers :p

he aint gonna be around for at least another year or so, so looks like im ****ed huh lol
what he doesnt know wont hurt him ;)

he aint gonna be around for at least another year or so, so looks like im ****ed huh lol
or not haha, good luck trusting anyone. Once a girl is ****ed in the head its very hard to get their balance back to normal, unless your smart like I know you are. ;)

what he doesnt know wont hurt him ;)


oh i no that, im just scared of catching something ya no what i mean?

oh i no that, im just scared of catching something ya no what i mean?


Use protection.

or not haha, good luck trusting anyone. Once a girl is ****ed in the head its very hard to get their balance back to normal, unless your smart like I know you are. ;)


sad but true lol


i'm feeling lucky this year haha

oh i no that, im just scared of catching something ya no what i mean?
if you do, pass it on to him :D then tell him he gave it to you.

if you do, pass it on to him :D then tell him he gave it to you.


oh hell no lol

sad but true lol


i'm feeling lucky this year haha
be patient there are some good guys left, I have a feeling your looking in the wrong places though.

be patient there are some good guys left, I have a feeling your looking in the wrong places though.


im very patient and yeah i do look in all the wrong places thats why i stoped looking but the bad asses seem to still find me. :rolleyes:

im very patient and yeah i do look in all the wrong places thats why i stoped looking but the bad asses seem to still find me. :rolleyes:
bad asses with big willies

doggy style and being on top other things to but thats the best ways


...something about doggie style for me that just makes my dick explode. It must stimulate the underside of the head better than other positions and the view also contributes, but I swear if I finish with a great doggie style nut shot then I nearly pass out and my legs go to total **** for the next day.

...something about doggie style for me that just makes my dick explode. It must stimulate the underside of the head better than other positions and the view also contributes, but I swear if I finish with a great doggie style nut shot then I nearly pass out and my legs go to total **** for the next day.
too much info dude :eek:

im very patient and yeah i do look in all the wrong places thats why i stoped looking but the bad asses seem to still find me. :rolleyes:
where do you work? do a guy at work during the break and if you get paid for breaks then its like your getting paid to ****... that aint half bad ;)

where do you work? do a guy at work during the break and if you get paid for breaks then its like your getting paid to ****... that aint half bad ;)


hell no that wont be happening

hell no that wont be happening
ok but you are exhausting my ideas :D

ok but you are exhausting my ideas :D


im sorry your ideas just dont sound good to me.

now if i was a horney ass ***** that NEEDED dick then maybe yeah, but im not so no. :)

...something about doggie style for me that just makes my dick explode. It must stimulate the underside of the head better than other positions and the view also contributes, but I swear if I finish with a great doggie style nut shot then I nearly pass out and my legs go to total **** for the next day.
I used to feel like that when I was like 14 or 15, but when I busted like 7 nuts.
Now I am a lazy mf unless its a new ***** then I have to show it off and get myself a new customer. :D
If its good ill keep it but if not then you know what happens.

i like to be kissed on my ***** by a man who hasnt shaved for 2 days . it drives me crazy .

what i really like is when a guy bites me when he comes

hell no that wont be happening


So you're gonna wait until he gets home? You should definitely move on, but don't carry the emotional scars.

i like to be kissed on my ***** by a man who hasnt shaved for 2 days . it drives me crazy .

what i really like is when a guy bites me when he comes

Do you like to be choked until your face turns blue and *****-slapped?

i like to be kissed on my ***** by a man who hasnt shaved for 2 days . it drives me crazy .

what i really like is when a guy bites me when he comes

do i know you? lol j/k biting is very good. the 48 hour shadow always gets em.

So you're gonna wait until he gets home? You should definitely move on, but don't carry the emotional scars.


oh for sure i plan on moving on i just dont plan on sleeping with just any guy i see, in time my friend in time ;)

oh for sure i plan on moving on i just dont plan on sleeping with just any guy i see, in time my friend in time ;)

What type of guys interest you?

oh for sure i plan on moving on i just dont plan on sleeping with just any guy i see, in time my friend in time ;)

....Your making sex too much of an emotional and mystical experience. The point is too get your O on!!! You chicks gotta learn how to separate love/tenderness from sex.

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The Banana Lounge



This but with both legs up, I'm grabbing the ass for control and as a counter-force for when you thrust.

What type of guys interest you?

the bad type, bad boys turn me on :p
i dont date guys with a full head of hair they have to be bald or a really really short fade, bad asses ya no

....Your making sex too much of an emotional and mystical experience. The point is too get your O on!!! You chicks gotta learn how to separate love/tenderness from sex.

They can't do that. In regards to women, sex and emotion go hand in hand.

They can't do that. In regards to women, sex and emotion go hand in hand.


its not all our falt :mad: you guys make us girls that way

the bad type, bad boys turn me on :p
i dont date guys with a full head of hair they have to be bald or a really really short fade, bad asses ya no


So you want a thug?

So you want a thug?


not really one day i'll find me a good guy with the thug look i;m just to ****ing picky

not really one day i'll find me a good guy with the thug look i;m just to ****ing picky

There's nothing wrong with being picky. If that's what you like go for it.

ok you two lovebirds take it to private messages...

I like a good reverse ride girl on top...

follow that up with some missionary with a pillow under the butt...

follow that with some d o double gg style for the best penetration.

I like switching positions and teasing myself so I have a big spiderman load all saved up in the end.

The second position is my personal favorite because it allows me to see my brilliant work in the sack face to face. I like seeing a woman moan, seeing her nipples get hard, seeing her cheeks get flushed, and feeling her contract or whatever the word is for when her box squeezes my johnson alot while orgasming.

I'm sorry if I went into too much detail. :cool:


EDIT: I don't like sex as much if there isn't much emotion involved. I don't stwack random sleazeballs off the street...I need to be able to wake up and feel good about the current state of my johnsons health in the morning.

There's nothing wrong with being picky. If that's what you like go for it.


yeah like last year i was dating this one guy,he had a good job all his **** together it was great we always went clubbin together every weekend and one night we got to messing around and i felt he had a really hairy chest, i swear i got so turned off, so now we are just friends we still go out but ewwww :eek: so being picky does suck, cause i no we would have had something good but the littlest thing ****ed it up.

They can't do that. In regards to women, sex and emotion go hand in hand.

.....I have come across the rare chick that can separate the two.

yeah like last year i was dating this one guy,he had a good job all his **** together it was great we always went clubbin together every weekend and one night we got to messing around and i felt he had a really hairy chest, i swear i got so turned off, so now we are just friends we still go out but ewwww :eek: so being picky does suck, cause i no we would have had something good but the littlest thing ****ed it up.

thats because he failed even before yall got into the bedroom...

haha well its not his falt he is hairy

yeah like last year i was dating this one guy,he had a good job all his **** together it was great we always went clubbin together every weekend and one night we got to messing around and i felt he had a really hairy chest, i swear i got so turned off, so now we are just friends we still go out but ewwww :eek: so being picky does suck, cause i no we would have had something good but the littlest thing ****ed it up.


...lol lol lol Yeah, my wife and most chicks I know think hairy guys are gross. I have and always have had exactly two chest hairs.

...lol lol lol Yeah, my wife and most chicks I know think hairy guys are gross. I have and always have had exactly two chest hairs.



hell yeah thats nasty its even more nasty when the dude admits to shaving his chest ewwwwww :eek:

...lol lol lol Yeah, my wife and most chicks I know think hairy guys are gross. I have and always have had exactly two chest hairs.

tex cobb had ladies.
hairest bastard youll ever meet.


on the subject of positions..i just go with the flow,i like them all
sex is great exercise

.....I have come across the rare chick that can separate the two.


So have I. There's nothing better than having the best of both worlds.

...lol lol lol Yeah, my wife and most chicks I know think hairy guys are gross. I have and always have had exactly two chest hairs.

I win. I have 3 1/2. The half has been trying to grow for 4 years now.

hell yeah thats nasty its even more nasty when the dude admits to shaving his chest ewwwwww :eek:


....lol lol lol As much as I back the Klitschko brothers I do think it's kind of gay that they shave their pits and chests. Anybody else notice that they have no hair on their pits?

....lol lol lol As much as I back the Klitschko brothers I do think it's kind of gay that they shave their pits and chests. Anybody else notice that they have no hair on their pits?

i shave my arms pits :o

Dudes that shave their pits and legs are so questionable its not even funny. I used to think that about guys that shave their chests too, until I was informed that its kind of a must that you do it if you only really have hairy nipples.

....lol lol lol As much as I back the Klitschko brothers I do think it's kind of gay that they shave their pits and chests. Anybody else notice that they have no hair on their pits?


Body builders shave all their hair before competition.

do it in da butt...j/k. doggy style is kool but anal is a lil gross cuz ur doing a chick in da same hole poop comes out of.

I like a good reverse ride girl on top...

follow that up with some missionary with a pillow under the butt...

follow that with some d o double gg style for the best penetration.

I like switching positions and teasing myself so I have a big spiderman load all saved up in the end.

The second position is my personal favorite because it allows me to see my brilliant work in the sack face to face. I like seeing a woman moan, seeing her nipples get hard, seeing her cheeks get flushed, and feeling her contract or whatever the word is for when her box squeezes my johnson alot while orgasming.

I'm sorry if I went into too much detail. :cool:


EDIT: I don't like sex as much if there isn't much emotion involved. I don't stwack random sleazeballs off the street...I need to be able to wake up and feel good about the current state of my johnsons health in the morning.
ya I like when the cheeks get flushed and they stare at you like **** the **** out of me. Although I must say not all girls contract but the ones that do feels great. :D

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Missionary with the legs over the shoulders or girl on top reversed. LOL at the Helecopter....

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The Ankle Binding

To slow things down, try this "soft bondage" position.

She sits on top of you, then you both lean back until you're holding each other's ankles.

It's actually not as athletic as it looks - see right - and you can hold each other's calves instead if the ankles are too much too ask.

Once you get going, she does most of the rocking back and forth, but you can pull her deeper by tugging on her legs.

Leaning back will help her feel wanton, and because it's a slow one, she'll feel more romantic and cherished.

Try it between more vigorous positions.

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Tantric Tussle

If your partner has difficulty reaching orgasm, one method used in Tantric sex is for her to press the soles of her feet together during lovemaking.

Obviously, this can only be done in certain positions, with the best being her sitting on top of you, facing away.

She can also easily stimulate her clitoris with a hand in this position.

Other simple Tantric tricks for getting a woman off include keeping your breathing in time with each other

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Quickie in the Alley

If the urge for quick sex outdoors takes your fancy, then make sure neither of you has to lie on the ground amid all the grime and litter of an alleyway.

Instead, lean her back against a wall-she wraps her legs around your thighs, while you busily pump away.

Although short on foreplay and clitoral stimulation for your lady, this should be high on excitement for both participants.

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Heaving Position

For the larger couple, this position is a winner.

Heftier types do well to avoid gut-to-gut coupling-because penetration alone like this is a miracle-and should go for rear-entry or spoons instead.

This take on standing rear-entry sex allows the lady to balance on one leg and bend forward to enhance G-spot sensation, while a free hand can be used to fiddle with his ass.

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Do the Slide

This position will earn you kudos with your lady simply for being able to carry it off.

You kneel down and lift her legs up to your shoulders, then angle your **** down until it slides into her. Standard penetration in this position is difficult given your angled ****; this one's a grinder.

The rush of blood to her head will give the sex a spacy feel, but be careful to ensure that you don't carry on for too long. She'll get a headache.

Needless to say, a long penis is a prerequisite. Rats!

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Deeper Inside

If you want full penetration, it's guaranteed here, where she lies on her back with legs pulled up, and you hold them in place with your arms.

Her ankles rest on your shoulders. It's also perfect for those nights when she feels like playing out a "dominant man, submissive lady" fantasy, as you'll be totally in charge of the depth and the speed

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Cubicle Nookie

Tired of routinary rumble on the sheets? Try the hardwood of your office desk.

With a macho sweep of your arm, clear your work shrine of all undesirable office stuff and sit your lady love on it atop a couple of fluffy pillows, facing you with legs splayed.

Your place would be on your swivel chair with your lips in line with hers (if you get the drift).

While you're busy, she could help out some more and slip her toes down to your thighs and give you a nice massage.

Contact of all parts involved would probably free your mind of any other concerns - like the boss walking in

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Blind in the Buff

If you fancy some mystery love games involving blindfolds, the best ones to use are the type you get free during long flights.

This'll save you having to mess around with scarves, which usually end up hanging uselessly around your neck anyway and generally getting themselves in the road.

If you're both "blind," you can enjoy the sensuality of exploring and pleasuring each other's bodies by touch alone.

Or, remove your blindfold and be amused by her silly ways...

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Bicycle Love

If you harbor fantasies about being used and abused by a randy temptress for her own pleasure, then this hits the bullseye without the need to spend money on handcuffs.

You lie on your back with your knees drawn up, as though preparing to do that odd "bicycling in the air" routine PE teachers used to be so keen on.

She squats down on your penis and lifts herself up and down to provide the action.

She can set the pace and, as she's not looking at you, can indulge in any "faceless" fantasies she chooses.

still nothing beats the helicopter move

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still nothing beats the helicopter move

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thats retarded :confused:

It's something about having sex with animals what turn me on.

Humans just don't do anything for me anymore.

My neighbors have this male golden retriever. It's a pretty friendly dog, but it likes humping peoples leg so I made it my mission to **** that dog just to show it how it feels to be humped and something went terribly wrong and I began getting addicted to the dog. I usually go there like 4 times a week, usually after I'm done playing sports, so I can have an excuse coming to the house all sweaty and smelling like sex, but anywho...everytime I jump the fence it tries to hide from me and when I finally sneak up on it, it puts it's tail between it's leg and whimpers and backs into a corner and I'm all like, "Oh no you don't.."

Yeah, pretty cool...you should try it.

It's something about having sex with animals what turn me on.

Humans just don't do anything for me anymore.

My neighbors have this male golden retriever. It's a pretty friendly dog, but it likes humping peoples leg so I made it my mission to **** that dog just to show it how it feels to be humped and something went terribly wrong and I began getting addicted to the dog. I usually go there like 4 times a week, usually after I'm done playing sports, so I can have an excuse coming to the house all sweaty and smelling like sex, but anywho...everytime I jump the fence it tries to hide from me and when I finally sneak up on it, it puts it's tail between it's leg and whimpers and backs into a corner and I'm all like, "Oh no you don't.."

Yeah, pretty cool...you should try it.


damn i knew my dog was walking funny.

sex position?



im only doing this cause im bored and nothing else to talk about so lets talk about sex. :p



i don't know, as soon as i have sex ( if it ever happens, that is), and try some positions, u'll be the first to know

the hellicopter looks like a lot of fun, though

It's something about having sex with animals what turn me on.

Humans just don't do anything for me anymore.

My neighbors have this male golden retriever. It's a pretty friendly dog, but it likes humping peoples leg so I made it my mission to **** that dog just to show it how it feels to be humped and something went terribly wrong and I began getting addicted to the dog. I usually go there like 4 times a week, usually after I'm done playing sports, so I can have an excuse coming to the house all sweaty and smelling like sex, but anywho...everytime I jump the fence it tries to hide from me and when I finally sneak up on it, it puts it's tail between it's leg and whimpers and backs into a corner and I'm all like, "Oh no you don't.."

Yeah, pretty cool...you should try it.
Damn Jack I dont know if to lmao or actually believe you either way funny ****!

damn jack your a freak. :confused:

Keep it on the hush...

...that kind of stuff is illegal in my state.

...lol lol lol Yeah, my wife and most chicks I know think hairy guys are gross. I have and always have had exactly two chest hairs.

Your wife thinks my shoulder and lower back hair are sexy and the hair on my feet is cute.

She is a bit less excited about the hair on the back of my neck that grows six times faster than the hair on my head and seems to be flat-out grossed out when I show her my collection of shaved-unibrow hair, six-inch nose hairs, and the hair that grows on the underside of my nutsack.

Your wife thinks my shoulder and lower back hair are sexy and the hair on my feet is cute.

She is a bit less excited about the hair on the back of my neck that grows six times faster than the hair on my head and seems to be flat-out grossed out when I show her my collection of shaved-unibrow hair, six-inch nose hairs, and the hair that grows on the underside of my nutsack.


...The mental image I'm getting is priceless. Have you tried tweasing those nutsack hairs? I bet that wouldn't hurt one bit.

he aint gonna be around for at least another year or so, so looks like im ****ed huh lol

Lol, actually, it looks more like youre not! :D

Lol, actually, it looks more like youre not! :D

:rofl:

Lol...

Lol, actually, it looks more like youre not! :D
that is if didlos dont count, but if they do she is really ****ed! :D

that is if didlos dont count, but if they do she is really ****ed! :D

Ha ha, I was just messin with her..I thought that particular phrase was funny, considering the subject matter. Would be surprised I'm the only one that thought of it, except were talking about a bunch of horny men with plenty of helpful ideas, naturally! :D

sex position?



im only doing this cause im bored and nothing else to talk about so lets talk about sex. :p

I prefer to be on my back becuase it puts less strain on my forearms. Monday, Wed and Friday I go left hand, Tues, thurs and Sunday I go right hand. Saturday is a big day...I go both hands.

I guess my favorite is Saturday :D

I prefer to be on my back becuase it puts less strain on my forearms. Monday, Wed and Friday I go left hand, Tues, thurs and Sunday I go right hand. Saturday is a big day...I go both hands.

I guess my favorite is Saturday :D



ahahahaha...funny stuff.

I prefer to be on my back becuase it puts less strain on my forearms. Monday, Wed and Friday I go left hand, Tues, thurs and Sunday I go right hand. Saturday is a big day...I go both hands.

I guess my favorite is Saturday :D

Lol, typical Dave..now all we need is for B-dog to add his 2 cents, then the thread will be complete! :D

Lol, actually, it looks more like youre not! :D


hahaha :rolleyes:

csar spammed this thread out lol. was good reading some. got bored when i got annoyed with the stupid names of the positions.

id much rather go with ali-g's made up position "the chicken dipper". looks kool. :cool:

Lol, typical Dave..now all we need is for B-dog to add his 2 cents, then the thread will be complete! :D


...Yeah, where the hell is that old fart when you need him? Tell him to stop worrying about his arthritis and contribute for gods sake.

...Yeah, where the hell is that old fart when you need him? Tell him to stop worrying about his arthritis and contribute for gods sake.

Well, I just read on Kepsy's B-day thread something about computer issues (now resolved I think)..maybe he'll add something shortly, cause it wont be right without him for sure! ;) This is definately when he's supposed to come back with some halarious, smartass remark...he's just running late!

It's something about having sex with animals what turn me on.

Humans just don't do anything for me anymore.

My neighbors have this male golden retriever. It's a pretty friendly dog, but it likes humping peoples leg so I made it my mission to **** that dog just to show it how it feels to be humped and something went terribly wrong and I began getting addicted to the dog. I usually go there like 4 times a week, usually after I'm done playing sports, so I can have an excuse coming to the house all sweaty and smelling like sex, but anywho...everytime I jump the fence it tries to hide from me and when I finally sneak up on it, it puts it's tail between it's leg and whimpers and backs into a corner and I'm all like, "Oh no you don't.."

Yeah, pretty cool...you should try it.
bestial freak :D :D

Eto pogano i nepravil'no i bol'shoj grex!!!

Eto pogano i nepravil'no i bol'shoj grex!!!

Wtf?

Translation, please.

i think thats russian

My favorite is me standing up, and a chic on her knees, than I grab her head, push it to me, while moving forward.

or

Doggystyle, so I could slap that booty.

My favorite is me standing up, and a chic on her knees, than I grab her head, push it to me, while moving forward.

or

Doggystyle, so I could slap that booty.


wtf?? arnt you like 11 years old?

My favorite is me standing up, and a chic on her knees, than I grab her head, push it to me, while moving forward.

or

Doggystyle, so I could slap that booty.

you got sum amazing imagination...........I'll give ya that!

you got sum amazing imagination...........I'll give ya that!
Manny P's favorite pisition:

Standing, touching his toes(without bending his knees) so his boyfriend can come n **** him from behind..

TheGreatest, you one funny cat, doo! REALLY!

TheGreatest, you one funny cat, doo! REALLY!
meeeoooooow??

This thread is useless without pics!

The Flying Wheelbarrow. I'm the creator, perfector and innovator of that position, and I will not reveal my secrets. No secrets for you.

This thread is useless without pics!

so post some then :confused:

Eto pogano i nepravil'no i bol'shoj grex!!!

Lol, I knew you'd hate this type of thread Winter! Hey, why dont you private mess. me and tell me what you said (Russian, right?)..regardless, I'm glad to see you posting again ;)

wtf?? arnt you like 11 years old?
I'm legal ;) , 8 years over that.

Doggystyle all depends on what kind of ass a girl has.

so post some then :confused:

Lol, dirty girl! :D

wtf?? arnt you like 11 years old?


No he's not 11 he just acts like it.

Tito sucks!!

http://www.fhm.com.ph/girls/position/images/banana_lounge.jpg
The Banana Lounge

Few positions offer such deep penetration.

Simply "fold" your partner's leg back and place it on your shoulder - see picture.


And make sure you switch legs to ensure supple quadriceps all round.

I hate that. Unless she puts some resistance on you with her legs, all you do is fall over on top of her.

Plus you keep getting out of position.

I like her to ride me and that is basically my favorite position. There is no work involved.

Seriously all 11 year olds should cease to talk about stwacking.

Seriously all 11 year olds should cease to talk about stwacking.

I agree with that sediment. That would also make some thread title.

Seriously all 11 year olds should cease to talk about stwacking.

Hell I was under the impression that you were supposed to be atleast 18 just to post here (I know that cant be proven online though :confused: )

wasnt he the kid that had his av as a pic of himself holding a trophy???

Eto pogano i nepravil'no i bol'shoj grex!!!

okay so i undertstod the word bolsjoi (big) but not the rest please translate.

personly i like lying on my back having the girl do all the work

okay so i undertstod the word bolsjoi (big) but not the rest please translate.

personly i like lying on my back having the girl do all the work

Lol, lazy f**kers! :D

thats just lazy

thats just lazy

than its easier to have a beer ore sig ore both.

i know i posted this already but it's worth watching again

just click on:

http://www.crazy****.com/dc.php?type=medias&cid=5262&pg=index

wtf? you would smoke during sex? lol how the hell do you pull that one off?

there is nothing wrong with being lazy in the sack.

of course not but theres something wrong with smoking and drinking a beer during sex

wtf? you would smoke during sex? lol how the hell do you pull that one off?

well ive newer been rude enough while beeing sober(unless under bj`s).

there is nothing wrong with being lazy in the sack.

Not true..cant do great, amazing and impressive things just laying there! :eek:

This thread is making me too horny. Im leaving it.

there is nothing wrong with being lazy in the sack.
depends who the girl is.
who is that in your avatar?

depends who the girl is.
who is that in your avatar?

katie price. now im leaving the thread because it gave me the horn.

This thread is making me too horny. Im leaving it.


hahahahaha you poor thing you

of course not but theres something wrong with smoking and drinking a beer during sex

why??

you should try it, its very underrated

no thank you thats just a turn off.

are you the guy who had that dude dancing in you sig?

no thank you thats just a turn off.

are you the guy who had that dude dancing in you sig?

You'd think they'd take advice from a gal, on this subject matter anyway!! :confused: Guess there's no use for "free hands"??

no thank you thats just a turn off.

are you the guy who had that dude dancing in you sig?

no, ive never had any other than this great python avatar

hahahaha ya no! men these days!

no, ive never had any other than this great python avatar


are you sure? :confused:

hahahaha ya no! men these days!

Yeah, I know..sigh.......... :D

such a shame

This thread is making me too horny. Im leaving it.
make it sure to bring toilet paper with you

are you sure? :confused:

Yeah im sure.

make it sure to bring toilet paper with you

thats disgusting. Are you insinuating im flogging the dolphin?

:wank:

Im back. No wait a minute. Im out this is getting me randy.

Yeah im sure.


no i dont think you are. :confused:

no i dont think you are. :confused:


for the final time IM SURE

for the final time IM SURE


look whos getting brave lol

look whos getting brave lol

now im just gonna guess...........your very bored right now?

guilty!!!!! yeah im very bored i dont mean to pick on you but theres nothing else to do sorry.

guilty!!!!! yeah im very bored i dont mean to pick on you but theres nothing else to do sorry.

nah its okay im very bored myself, only reason im on is that i cant slep its 02.43 in the morning here. ;)

god damn where the hell do you live? its only 5:45pm here

New Rule: If you havn't had sex then you can't post in this thread.


















*Coughs...

Leaves thread.

god damn where the hell do you live? its only 5:45pm here

oslo, where the hell do ypu live?

oslo, where the hell do ypu live?


i live in Cali, where the **** is oslo?

i live in Cali, where the **** is oslo?

its the capital of norway, LOL you americans dont know about much outside the us

no this american doesnt no much about that ****, alot of OTHER americans are pretty smart here

no this american doesnt no much about that ****, alot of OTHER americans are pretty smart here

mmmmmmkay LOL

i like it when im out joggen
den get attacked
and raped by a chick
****s awsome

are you sober?

its the capital of norway, LOL you americans dont know about much outside the us

http://www.travelamap.com/Europe/norway.gif

are you sober?
yes of course im not
im never sobered
always

http://www.travelamap.com/Europe/norway.gif


see this is one of the smarter americans that help out people like me lol

http://www.travelamap.com/Europe/norway.gif

very impressive, you managed to search for a map of it, but did you now before?? i doubt it.

i like it when im out joggen
den get attacked
and raped by a chick
****s awsome

thats when your dreaming not jogging

thats when your dreaming not jogging
someone elses dream not mine
but i wont mention whos
cuz agony would get mad at me
lmao
:D

very impressive, you managed to search for a map of it, but did you now before?? i doubt it.

http://i.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/020807/175116__fasttimes_l.jpg

someone elses dream not mine
but i wont mention whos
cuz agony would get mad at me
lmao
:D


lol yeah thats our little secret :rolleyes:

[QUOTE=abdiel2k3]someone elses dream not mine
but i wont mention whos
cuz agony would get mad at me
lmao
:D[/QUOTE

MAUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH

Do you suck at sex?

[QUOTE=abdiel2k3]someone elses dream not mine
but i wont mention whos
cuz agony would get mad at me
lmao
:D[/QUOTE

MAUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH

I was born right next to Norway in Sweden

but I moved to the US when I was lil

helicopter style. lolz!!! :D

yes of course im not
im never sobered
always

Never been clearer!!!bwahahahaha!!

helicopter style. lolz!!! :D
lmao
i remember the first time i saw that clip of that ****
i was krackin up
but at the same time baffled
i was like
omg
is that possible
Never been clearer!!!bwahahahaha!!
lol
its cuz i wasnt drunk but not sobered me at the time

Girl on top of me. Let her do all the work.

I was born right next to Norway in Sweden

but I moved to the US when I was lil

Tjena bøg!

did you understand that?

why did you move?

I enjoy pounding away doggystyle, It's all good really, I have mild preferences but am open to many. Overall, doggystyle.

Do you suck at sex?


who are you talking to? :confused:

hes talking to the angel on his left shoulder and the devil on his right...