View Full Version : New Bk Commercials!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Dyl-G
05-25-2005, 08:50 PM
HAS ANYONE SEEN THESE NEW BURGER KING/STAR WARS COMMERCIALS?!?!?!

these are so goddamn funny, ive only seen the darth vader one where "brenden" wins a million dollars and darth vader rings the door bell, man has anyone seen these or know where to download them, i cant find them on peer to peer yet..

TheKnifeManconi
05-25-2005, 09:02 PM
just another ploy for more americans to eat fast food.fast food is some crazy ****..in 1970 the size of fries and cokes were small,there was only one size,then as the sizes progressed,america as a whole became a fatter continent,now the small coke is what the regular size was back then, as is the small fry. anyway getting back to the point,bk probably spent 10-20 million making the commercials to get an edge on mcd's,which wont happen.its wild because every kid always goes to mcdonalds and thats when they are hooked for life.salty fries and caffeine are no match for a little kid,and it carries over into adulthood because the time they spent at mcd's was 'fun times' b/c of the playpen and happy meal toys,so as adults when they go to mcd's its a 'fun time' because it was a 'fun time ' when they were a kid.pretty crazy stuff, saw it on that movie Super Size Me.

didnt mean to get all deep into fast food like that ;P

spinksjinx
05-25-2005, 09:31 PM
HAS ANYONE SEEN THESE NEW BURGER KING/STAR WARS COMMERCIALS?!?!?!

these are so goddamn funny, ive only seen the darth vader one where "brenden" wins a million dollars and darth vader rings the door bell, man has anyone seen these or know where to download them, i cant find them on peer to peer yet..


Is that the one where he is like "I am your father" and he is like no your not and Darth is like "I am your uncle"??? If so that had me cracking up, I am not star wars fan but I got sucked into the hype.

BadMagick
05-25-2005, 11:58 PM
Is that the one where he is like "I am your father" and he is like no your not and Darth is like "I am your uncle"??? If so that had me cracking up, I am not star wars fan but I got sucked into the hype.

Yeah, that's the one.

The Teacher
05-26-2005, 12:34 AM
just another ploy for more americans to eat fast food.fast food is some crazy ****..in 1970 the size of fries and cokes were small,there was only one size,then as the sizes progressed,america as a whole became a fatter continent,now the small coke is what the regular size was back then, as is the small fry. anyway getting back to the point,bk probably spent 10-20 million making the commercials to get an edge on mcd's,which wont happen.its wild because every kid always goes to mcdonalds and thats when they are hooked for life.salty fries and caffeine are no match for a little kid,and it carries over into adulthood because the time they spent at mcd's was 'fun times' b/c of the playpen and happy meal toys,so as adults when they go to mcd's its a 'fun time' because it was a 'fun time ' when they were a kid.pretty crazy stuff, saw it on that movie Super Size Me.

didnt mean to get all deep into fast food like that ;P

you should hush up you polesmoker.

oldgringo
05-26-2005, 12:56 AM
Is that the one where he is like "I am your father" and he is like no your not and Darth is like "I am your uncle"??? If so that had me cracking up, I am not star wars fan but I got sucked into the hype.



The funniest part about that one is that the guy shuts the door in Vaders face and he rings the doorbell AGAIN. haha good times...


The breathe-off is funny too.

Imagine just sleeping and waking up to the King standing over your bed, breathing heavily like some crazy ass mongrel. I'd be scared ****less.

Dyl-G
05-26-2005, 06:40 PM
The funniest part about that one is that the guy shuts the door in Vaders face and he rings the doorbell AGAIN. haha good times...


The breathe-off is funny too.

Imagine just sleeping and waking up to the King standing over your bed, breathing heavily like some crazy ass mongrel. I'd be scared ****less.

yeah lol that one is funny too, manconi, dude it was about the entertainment not the food, i havnt eaten any sort of fast food for over like 9 months haha trust me i know about that stuff it dont mean they cant have funny commercials

spinksjinx
05-26-2005, 10:23 PM
Those commercials are the best, the BK King is scary as hell looking. In a childish way, he seems like something out a nightmare after watching Mr. Rogers with those little puppets blowing up to giant porportions.

Easily though best commercials I have seen in YEARS.

Dyl-G
05-26-2005, 10:43 PM
Those commercials are the best, the BK King is scary as hell looking. In a childish way, he seems like something out a nightmare after watching Mr. Rogers with those little puppets blowing up to giant porportions.

Easily though best commercials I have seen in YEARS.

yeah seriously, they were better than the superbowl commercials this year. the bk king is scary as **** though, especially that one where the guy wakes up and hes sitting right there with the burger, that is freaky ****, reminds me of chucky or IT...you know where to download these? I cant find them.

oldgringo
05-26-2005, 10:43 PM
If I saw The King in a dark alley I'd run the other way.

Dyl-G
05-26-2005, 10:48 PM
If I saw The King in a dark alley I'd run the other way.

oh for sure dude, i think either him or dipsy from telletubbies is probably the worse to see in a dark alley

spinksjinx
05-27-2005, 07:43 AM
I have got the doorbell commercial if anybody wants it :)

Anyone know of a website I could upload it to?

oldgringo
05-31-2005, 01:54 AM
I got the King on lock like Master....


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oldgringo
05-31-2005, 06:09 PM
Im keeping this thread alive. The King is so creepy its worth talking about.

AgonYx0
05-31-2005, 06:10 PM
weird!!!!!!!!

oldgringo
05-31-2005, 06:10 PM
weird!!!!!!!!


Do you like my picture of The King?

AgonYx0
05-31-2005, 06:13 PM
no i have no clue what the **** people say in this thread im just here helping you keep it alive. lol

oldgringo
05-31-2005, 06:14 PM
no i have no clue what the **** people say in this thread im just here helping you keep it alive. lol


Don't worry too much I'm all Vic'd up right now and im talking bull**** that makes 0 sense...

oldgringo
05-31-2005, 06:14 PM
This is how I feel right now...


:dance:

AgonYx0
05-31-2005, 06:15 PM
hahahaha lucky you

Dyl-G
05-31-2005, 06:16 PM
Do you like my picture of The King?


HAHAHA YEAH DUDE!!!!!!!!!