... would you?

This thread sucks, because of the English slang. Not the language English, but the country England style. Bad thread. And no, not for any amount of money, unless she dropped a hundred pounds. (She's gotta be like... 225)

50 dollars. or backstage passes at an Ozzy show. either or.

This thread sucks, because of the English slang. Not the language English, but the country England style. Bad thread. And no, not for any amount of money, unless she dropped a hundred pounds. (She's gotta be like... 225)
............. :boxing:

This thread sucks, because of the English slang. Not the language English, but the country England style. Bad thread. And no, not for any amount of money, unless she dropped a hundred pounds. (She's gotta be like... 225)
I'm educating you. It's her boat race I'm talking about, it's all Pete Tong.


What's this "you + are" business, anyway? Who's that for the benefit of? Apart from 90% of posters?

I'd bang her

**** she is rich, id tap it all night along for a peice of that fortune.

I'd bang herNice one, man, that's the spirit.

No need to be ashamed... she doesn't look too bad in her latest video, Kelly Osbourne's Kraftwerk, and she's got a nice set.

Okay, she looks like a pig's rear end and if she sat on your face she would crush your head, but... so what? I'm not talking about taking a video of it and putting it on the net or telling your mates about it. It could be your own private secret.

I'd F**k her... After 10 pints of stella, I've probably done worse before!

Here we go now, it's all coming out.

Don't be proud, drop your guards and be honest.

Here's her new video (preceded by a 30 sec advert for a new movie):

Kelly Osbourne's Kraftwerk (http://www.mtv.com/sitewide/apps/mediaplayer/index.jhtml?vid=45273&channelID=1&orgID=2&gateway=bands&paid=1230249&section_0=bands&section_1=az&section_2=osbourne_kelly&section_3=audvid.jhtml&refURL=/bands/az/osbourne_kelly/audvid.jhtml&adPth=/adsetup/bands/&adPN=audvid)

I mean, I'd like to at first just to grab a hold of that rack... after the first few minutes I can always fantasise I'm doing Britney or something...

50 dollars. or backstage passes at an Ozzy show. either or.


a grown man wanting to get close to ozzy ? :confused:

I'd F**k her... After 10 pints of stella, I've probably done worse before!
martin, after ten pints of stella anything looks nice :D

Rule number 1 in a "Would you do her?" thread is POSTING A PICTURE OF THE CHICK!!! Dumbass!!

True story: I live in Las Vegas, and party in the strip all the time, I got hook ups all around town. Well this one time I was hanging out at the Hard Rock, when I saw this big ass crowd walking over, I noticed it was Kelly and her little entourage. I looked and left it at that. Later on while chilling inside of the club "Body English" I met this one girl and we ended up boning up in her room. It wasn't until the next morning that I realized it was one of Kelly's friends, when she came to the door to get her. But to answer your question...yes I would bone.

Rule number 1 in a "Would you do her?" thread is POSTING A PICTURE OF THE CHICK!!! Dumbass!!

I'll help you out, Ron. He's probably attempting some "Limey humor" on the non-stop board...

http://www.hiponline.com/artist/music/o/osbourne_kelly/kosbourne.jpg

http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/38051000/jpg/_38051104_kellyosbourne.jpg

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/miramax_films/shall_we_dance_/kelly_osbourne/shallpres.jpg

...and as a scary blonde!

http://i.esmas.com/image/0/000/003/517/Kelly_N.jpg

http://www.armstrongfiles.com/neo/archives/kelly%20one.jpg

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/he/photo/movie_pix/tribeca/tribeca_film_festival_2005_photos/kelly_osbourne/tribeca05_ozs2.jpg

http://cache.eonline.com/Gossip/Fashion/Images2003/osbourne.kelly.122203.jpg

http://muzyka.onet.pl/_i/info/duze/k/kelly_osbourne2.jpg

Thank you NEILS!!!! :D

Are you mad Anorak? She's a right munter, get your eyes tested!

Rule number 1 in a "Would you do her?" thread is POSTING A PICTURE OF THE CHICK!!! Dumbass!!

Okay... Kelly Osbourne is a famous personality who's constantly on television - yet you need a picture to remind you of what she looks like? And I'M The dumbass?


As for Neils - get the **** out of my threads! ****ing ****! Stick to your own threads, you piece of **** - I saw that great one you made on Non Stop Boxing the other day about women on PPV... man, that was so popular TWO PEOPLE replied. Come on, Neils, show us the way to be a great poster. Is this prick got an obsession with me or what? I've had the cunt on ignore for nearly a month now, yet he's still barging into my threads all the time. GET THE **** OUT OF MY THREADS - stick to your own boring ****. Prick.


Neils - I had to **** your dead mother a new eye socket last night.

Okay... Kelly Osbourne is a famous personality who's constantly on television - yet you need a picture to remind you of what she looks like? And I'M The dumbass?


As for Neils - get the **** out of my threads! ****ing ****! Stick to your own threads, you piece of **** - I saw that great one you made on Non Stop Boxing the other day about women on PPV... man, that was so popular TWO PEOPLE replied. Come on, Neils, show us the way to be a great poster. Is this prick got an obsession with me or what? I've had the cunt on ignore for nearly a month now, yet he's still barging into my threads all the time. GET THE **** OUT OF MY THREADS - stick to your own boring ****. Prick.


Neils - I had to **** your dead mother a new eye socket last night.


Of course I know what she looks like, but when you making a decision like "would I do her or not?" you like to have a good look before you make that choice. It's just a courtesy to post a pic of the person your talking about.

Of course I know what she looks like, but when you making a decision like "would I do her or not?" you like to have a good look before you make that choice. It's just a courtesy to post a pic of the person your talking about.Your point has been taken on board and will be acted upon in possible future threads. But there was no need for nasty names now, was there?

actually she looks to have lost quite a few lbs. actually has a nice face(made up) hell yeah i'd hit it.

I would titty **** her until she gets a rash between her tee-tays. I would teabag her and even toss that salad.

****ing ****.

I would titty **** her until she gets a rash between her tee-tays. I would teabag her and even toss that salad.

****ing ****.I hear ya, brother! Testify! I bet 90% of the members here have done worse when they've had a few. It's an anonymous poll as well, no blame, no shame...