View Full Version : The Great Pretender: A Defence of Boxing Scene's Most-Discussed Member
!! Anorak 05-21-2005, 12:16 PM I always like to root for an underdog, and as far as Boxing Scene goes, there's no greater underdog than The Pretender. In fact, I don't think I've ever seen a member as villified as this guy in the whole time I've been here.
A lot of it seems to be down to the fact that what he's saying is perceived as being tongue-in-cheek, or satirical. Possibly it is. But if you look at the guy's posts, he actually has a lot of valid points to make, and intelligent things to say. All too often people will call him up on Ruiz when it's not even germain to the topic, and then berate him for responding. It's like "Talk about Ruiz... screw you, you talked about Ruiz."
There's also the amusing factor that people assume he has to be a member here under a pseudonym. Okay, his choice of favourite boxer is dubious and the username seems to point at this, but as the owner of this forum has already pointed out, he's got a Unique ISP from Florida. As the person most widely accused (before today) of being The Pretender, short of having a teleport booth or extremely long arms, there's no way this Limey fits the bill.
But why does The Pretender have to be "one of us"? Why can't he be a leg puller from outside the forum (or even someone who believes in his views?) It's like some people have so little imagination they can't see outside of distorted "facts", and the first people to get blamed are people who have shown a sense of humour. The concept that so few people actually have a sense of humour in order to be accused says less about TP than it does about how many people here take themselves so seriously.
Don't get me wrong - there's some top geezers here who are wonderfully down to Earth... The Greatest, Kimmy, Evil, Jack.... the list goes on. But often you can imagine a Trainspotting sketch with Begbie going "Some cunt's cracked a joke. No one's leaving till we find ooot who did it." Maybe The Pretender has helped shine a light on us all.
But it really is so sad to see so many people gang up on one member just because he professes to like a boxer most of us don't think is very good. If liking a boxer who was one dimensional and useless was criteria for a banning, then after last Saturday night everyone with the phrase "Tito" in their shame should just get out right now.
Even more disturbing is the amount of people coming out of the woodwork to get on high horses about it. (And there's a mixed metaphor for you!) Okay, Joeboxer is a warrior and an old school geezer, but.... who the **** is Slavik???
Listen - I say cut the guy a break. He has plenty to say, and not just on the topic most of you seem to want to nail him to. Not only that, but if nothing else that avatar of Ruiz and Bush together cracks me up every single time I see it. :)
Tha Greatest 05-21-2005, 12:19 PM Even more disturbing is the amount of people coming out of the woodwork to get on high horses about it. (And there's a mixed metaphor for you!) Okay, Joeboxer is a warrior and an old school geezer, but.... who the **** is Slavik???
Listen - I say cut the guy a break. He has plenty to say, and not just on the topic most of you seem to want to nail him to. Not only that, but if nothing else that avatar of Ruiz and Bush together cracks me up every single time I see it. :)
LoL!
I agree
I always thought the pretender was someone else
but if u read his posts with the guy who posted those streetfights you can tell that The Pretender is not a phony...
paul750 05-21-2005, 12:31 PM yes the pretender does make some valid points, and he has appeared to have cut back on his ruiz remarks, now he just talks about him about 60% of the time instead of all the time lol, i don't agree with this witch hunt on the pretender i think the people instigating this hideous act of ''let's ignore or ban this guy'' are low indeed, people can make up their own minds on these matters
PapiShasho 05-21-2005, 12:32 PM i thought everyone knew Pretender was one of those attention seeking posters that disagrees with everyone, or chooses to support the most unpopular opinion to have everyone debate with him.
every message board has one, he doesn't bother me. he's pretty funny actually.
The Pretender 05-21-2005, 01:10 PM Thats the second person to call me TP.
I can understand you feel pity for this guy. Only thing is....he is a snitch. He tried to rat out TheKnifeManconi for posting his fight video.
I dont understand why you support that Anorak.
legend 05-21-2005, 02:27 PM Pretender is a ****in rat. He has no business trying to tell on somebody like an 8 year old ***.
BTW, I don't know if McKay is the Pretender, but McKay did **** up by responding to his own post thinking he had switched usernames. That's pathetic.
legend 05-21-2005, 02:30 PM McKay and Pretender are also the ONLY two posters I've ever seen on here that somehow post when it says they're not even online.
!! Anorak 05-21-2005, 03:22 PM I can understand you feel pity for this guy. Only thing is....he is a snitch. He tried to rat out TheKnifeManconi for posting his fight video.
I dont understand why you support that Anorak.I didn't know anything about that. I'll go and have a look (I think I know the thread you mean, I hadn't looked at it yet) now.
tracylee 05-21-2005, 03:27 PM BTW, I don't know if McKay is the Pretender, but McKay did **** up by responding to his own post thinking he had switched usernames. That's pathetic.
Interesting..I missed that :confused:
The Pretender 05-21-2005, 04:04 PM McKay and Pretender are also the ONLY two posters I've ever seen on here that somehow post when it says they're not even online.
Somehow? Hey dumbass, check your UserCP panel and change the options. You can show online or not, your choice. What are you, a n00b?!
The Pretender 05-21-2005, 04:14 PM I can understand you feel pity for this guy. Only thing is....he is a snitch. He tried to rat out TheKnifeManconi for posting his fight video.
I dont understand why you support that Anorak.
Snitch? Well gee, at least you didn't call me a tattle-tale since I outgrew that about 15 years ago. And I'm not a felon either, so again the term has no significant meaning to me.
I'm not active duty anymore but I am still a reservist. Someone such as yourself who has no concept of what a "profession" means nor responsibility, simply cannot comprehend a serviceman's duty to maintain military bearing in uniform and out. Recruits who don't abide by the regs they gave an oath to uphold don't deserve to wear the uniform.
That said I havent elevated the matter, just gave advice. I'm sure I'm not the only person associated with the military who reads this site and what he did was stupid and incriminating. He might as well had posted a video of himself smoking pot.
Snitch? Well gee, at least you didn't call me a tattle-tale since I outgrew that about 15 years ago. And I'm not a felon either, so again the term has no significant meaning to me.
I'm not active duty anymore but I am still a reservist. Someone such as yourself who has no concept of what a "profession" means nor responsibility, simply cannot comprehend a serviceman's duty to maintain military bearing in uniform and out. Recruits who don't abide by the regs they gave an oath to uphold don't deserve to wear the uniform.
That said I havent elevated the matter, just gave advice. I'm sure I'm not the only person associated with the military who reads this site and what he did was stupid and incriminating. He might as well had posted a video of himself smoking pot.
You are a worthless snitch....who was trying to exploit the illegality of his video in a manner such that; you were trying to get him arrested, banned, or one of the two.
**** you. I hate people like you. You are a scumbag.
!! Mr. Soprano 05-21-2005, 04:27 PM The Pretender,
Can you post a self pic? I'm dyeing to see what you look like.
The Pretender 05-21-2005, 04:34 PM You are a worthless snitch....who was trying to exploit the illegality of his video in a manner such that; you were trying to get him arrested, banned, or one of the two.
Ah so you admit it was illegal. Thats a start. Arrested? No. Depending on his personal information file with his squadron he'd probably get an Article 15, which is basically a nice way to hold up your career and never make rank and/or have forfeiture of pay, confinement to base grounds, or extra duty. If he killed the guy, he'd be in jailed courtesy of his own video evidence.
Banned? No. Only sissies like you push for people to get banned on a website forum.
**** you. I hate people like you. You are a scumbag.
Damn. I guess that means I don't get to come over for thanksgiving this year?
The Pretender 05-21-2005, 04:35 PM The Pretender,
Can you post a self pic? I'm dyeing to see what you look like.
Picture brad pitt, only better looking.
!! Mr. Soprano 05-21-2005, 04:41 PM I should congradulate you on your 1000 post of BULL****.. you have one to go, make it good!
AgonYx0 05-21-2005, 04:42 PM Picture brad pitt, only better looking.
HAHAHHAAHA you wish
!! Anorak 05-21-2005, 04:59 PM You are a worthless snitch....who was trying to exploit the illegality of his video in a manner such that; you were trying to get him arrested, banned, or one of the two.
**** you. I hate people like you. You are a scumbag.Run/W, you and I have shared many, many laughs (weird... the second person on this thread I've been accused of being :)) but I have to take issue with this one. If you read The Pretender's posts in the thread in question, he clearly says that while he would be tempted to do so to maintain honour in the forces, he states that he won't report the guy. Only that, rightfully, he should.
Run/W, you and I have shared many, many laughs (weird... the second person on this thread I've been accused of being :)) but I have to take issue with this one. If you read The Pretender's posts in the thread in question, he clearly says that while he would be tempted to do so to maintain honour in the forces, he states that he won't report the guy. Only that, rightfully, he should.
Right....he is trying to place himself in a central position by making a pathetic attempt at frightening The Knife. I have no respect for that. I label him as a snitch....because he is. I can tell by reading his snitchy posts...he is a mark. Trying to draw attention to the illegal aspect of his fight video.
I dont understand why you defend him....when all he does is intentionally try and piss everyone off. Its wierd.
OH and BTW. The people who claimed you and I were the same person.....Slipx, Sactown1, WarriorSpirit.....have no credibility as far as I am concerned. They are worthless...and do not contribute anything other than their hatred to this site.
The Pretender 05-21-2005, 05:20 PM Right....he is trying to place himself in a central position by making a pathetic attempt at frightening The Knife. I have no respect for that. I label him as a snitch....because he is. I can tell by reading his snitchy posts...he is a mark. Trying to draw attention to the illegal aspect of his fight video.
I dont understand why you defend him....when all he does is intentionally try and piss everyone off. Its wierd.
You have no idea what duty and honor means. Here's a hint: it means more than popularity on an internet boxing forum. Let's see, which is more important to me? The military code I lived by, or whether Runw/girls thinks I'm a snitch? Tough choice!
!! Anorak 05-21-2005, 06:34 PM OH and BTW. The people who claimed you and I were the same person.....Slipx, Sactown1, WarriorSpirit.....have no credibility as far as I am concerned. They are worthless...and do not contribute anything other than their hatred to this site.I don't know sactown1 that well, but agree 100% about the others.
I'm not so much defending Pretender as being dismayed with the witchhunters.
TheKnifeManconi 05-21-2005, 10:02 PM You guys defending Pretender are morons.
Pretender is not only an *******, but a muscle-magazine reading clown.He threatened to tell my superiors about my boxing movies, because i choked a guy on the ground who choked me first.
And well, snitches employed in the united states military,who read muscle magazines,gazing at those oiled male juicemonkey bodies, are simply undesireable, in my book, and in all my friends books.
Slipx 05-21-2005, 10:07 PM OH and BTW. The people who claimed you and I were the same person.....Slipx, Sactown1, WarriorSpirit.....have no credibility as far as I am concerned. They are worthless...and do not contribute anything other than their hatred to this site.
Coming from a guy who posts threads like this, fifteen minutes after a bout...
http://www.boxingscene.com/forums/showthread.php?t=34019&highlight=sturmrules.
begging for his pathetic one million points, and you think I'M WORTHLESS!?!? BAHAWHAWHAHAHAHA THATS TEH FUNNIEST ****ING THING IVE HEARD IN A MONTH YOU ****ING ANT
as for anorak, we all know your just a homosexual who wishes he could've boxed.
Coming from a guy who posts threads like this, fifteen minutes after a bout...
http://www.boxingscene.com/forums/showthread.php?t=34019&highlight=sturmrules.
begging for his pathetic one million points, and you think I'M WORTHLESS!?!? BAHAWHAWHAHAHAHA THATS TEH FUNNIEST ****ING THING IVE HEARD IN A MONTH YOU ****ING ANT
I thought it was hilarious. And dont get jealous that I have more friends on this site. Please.
you did not even honor your bet with IwatchBoxing after you lost.
nuff said *****.
AgonYx0 05-21-2005, 10:10 PM did he call you a ****ing ant?
Slipx 05-21-2005, 10:11 PM I thought it was hilarious. And dont get jealous that I have more friends on this site. Please.
so you really think people that agree with you on the site are your friends?you think if your mom died you could go stay with them?
..they aren't your friends,you sheltered,friendless ,5hr a day spending on this site gimp.they're acquaintences, you've been here less time than i have,YET YOU HAVE DOUBLE THE POSTS!!!!!****ing nerd.it takes YEARS to form a 'friend' online and even then it isnt a real friendship.
but i see you value the respect of people like The Pretender,Anorak,etc so you fall into the
"**** who use the board to fill a void in their lives" category.
ps- and your goddamn right i didnt honor my bet with that racist piece of ****
so you really think people that agree with you on the site are your friends?you think if your mom died you could go stay with them?
..they aren't your friends,you sheltered,friendless ,5hr a day spending on this site gimp.they're acquaintences, you've been here less time than i have,YET YOU HAVE DOUBLE THE POSTS!!!!!****ing nerd.it takes YEARS to form a 'friend' online and even then it isnt a real friendship.
but i see you value the respect of people like The Pretender,Anorak,etc so you fall into the
"**** who use the board to fill a void in their lives" category.
blah blah blah blah blah. blah blah blah.
be quiet tard.
look at your seed stats you ****ing leech.
Slipx 05-21-2005, 10:12 PM blah blah blah blah blah. blah blah blah.
be quiet tard.
owned.
hope you realize you just owned yourself, that is all.
owned.
hope you realize you just owned yourself, that is all.
the above are words from an owned lurker.
blah blah blah blah something owned blah blah blah
be quiet tard.
did he call you a ****ing ant?
yeah. He is angry right now. LOL! what a tard he is.
AgonYx0 05-21-2005, 10:27 PM damn thats the meanest thing ive ever heard coming from someone on the internet.. lol hahahahahhahaa
!! Anorak 05-21-2005, 11:24 PM Ant. :) I have to admit, Slipx is a tedious halfwit and ALWAYS plays the "you have no life, that's why you post" card (how dull and pathetic is that? :)) but... calling someone an ant! THAT was funny.
The Pretender 05-22-2005, 12:04 AM You guys defending Pretender are morons.
Pretender is not only an *******, but a muscle-magazine reading clown.He threatened to tell my superiors about my boxing movies, because i choked a guy on the ground who choked me first.
And well, snitches employed in the united states military,who read muscle magazines,gazing at those oiled male juicemonkey bodies, are simply undesireable, in my book, and in all my friends books.
Well you were right about one thing, they are your superiors and in every way. As for bodybuilding you should try it, then you'd actually have some strength to beat guys that weigh more than 130. Wow...you and your friends books? I'm sure everyone cares about the opinions of some dumbass A1Cs.
You really are scared about the follow up from your chain aren't you? It usually takes a good month to research a case of this nature so while we're waiting, have any more videos?
The Pretender 05-22-2005, 12:07 AM I thought it was hilarious. And dont get jealous that I have more friends on this site. Please.
you did not even honor your bet with IwatchBoxing after you lost.
nuff said *****.
Wow, bragging about internet friends. You must be so proud! Do you guys throw parties in chatrooms and share **** too?
!! Anorak 05-22-2005, 07:43 AM and share **** too?Nothing wrong with sharing ****, TP! :)
Look at knives... he had his on the front page.
Manny_P 05-22-2005, 05:15 PM Coming from a guy who posts threads like this, fifteen minutes after a bout...
http://www.boxingscene.com/forums/showthread.php?t=34019&highlight=sturmrules.
begging for his pathetic one million points, and you think I'M WORTHLESS!?!? BAHAWHAWHAHAHAHA THATS TEH FUNNIEST ****ING THING IVE HEARD IN A MONTH YOU ****ING ANT
as for anorak, we all know your just a homosexual who wishes he could've boxed.
:lol1: :lol1: :lol1:
:lol1: :lol1: :lol1:
http://i.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/020807/175116__fasttimes_l.jpg
Manny_P 05-22-2005, 06:31 PM [QUOTE=Runw/knives]I thought it was hilarious. And dont get jealous that I have MORE FRIENDS ON THIS SITE. Please.
:lol1: :lol1: :lol1: :lol1:
[QUOTE=Runw/knives]I thought it was hilarious. And dont get jealous that I have MORE FRIENDS ON THIS SITE. Please.
:lol1: :lol1:
http://i.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/020807/175116__fasttimes_l.jpg
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